Tom Welling vs. Tyler Hoechlin: Superman vs. Superman - Crisis on Infinite Earths!

My god, Tom Welling got FAT! Damn, that's really sad. I used to think he was so incredibly hot. He's still be hot if he's lose about 30 pounds and hit the gym again.

I want Tom Welling in me, quite deeply!

Oh, and Krystal Kreuk still annoys the fuck out of me.

White people age like milk.

R1 = Tiny Tyler Hoechlin who looks like a pussy!

Beef up, girl. You're not half the man that Tom Welling is.

You bitches are lame.

Tom looks hotter than ever at R2.

Tyler Hoechlin looks like a total dork.

Tell that to the dark mole-like patches of skin on your face, R3.

[quote] White people age like milk.

True. Hoechlin will age much better than Welling.

Rofl R7.

Oh, the SHAAAAAAAADE.

Sorry but he's definitely fat.

Both are handsome, but Welling (weight included) seems so much more masculine (calm, self-assured, authoritative), which makes him 1000x hotter than Hoechlin.

[quote] Sorry but he's definitely fat.

Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Like really, really stupid.

Why did Tom put on so much weight?

[quote] Why did Tom put on so much weight?

Um, because he's a 43 year old straight man, and not some mincing, anorexic, nellie WEHO queen.

Yeah, that's why.

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Jesus Fuck he's only 43????

Holy shit from that clip I honestly thought he was late 40s.

R14 / R15 = Tyler Hoechlin, pissed that he looks like a skinny little Girlina, next to manly TOM WELLING.

Damn Welling now has more chins than a Chinese phone book! He's not just 10lbs overweight either, he needs to lose like 40, 50lbs. Nothing manly about being a porker r16

How cum Tom got so old and fat but Lana still looks the same?

[quote] How cum Tom got so old and fat but Lana still looks the same?

She's a boring HAG!!!!

Always hated her. She can't act for shit.

I see Tyler Hoechlin's P.R. people are out in force!

He pales in comparison to Tom Welling.

[Quote] How cum Tom got so old and fat but Lana still looks the same?

Because Allison Mack calls and berates Kreuk every day from the slammer.

Justin Hartley(Oliver Queen) is the same age as Welling and still looks as good as he did in Smallville. But he is still actively working in the business.

Yes, but Justin Hartley keeps busy with divorce and hiding assets.

Rofl, R23.

OUCH!

What is Tyler Hoechlin's ethnicity?

Half Cherokee, Half No Talent.

[quote] Half Cherokee, Half No Talent.

Rofl.

You left out Half 90 pound weakling.

He's no Superman.

[quote] He pales in comparison to Tom Welling.

Hoechlin is quite a bit darker skinned than Welling.

WOW, Welling got fucking fat as hell. Dang, you'd think he would have lost it before shooting.

Everyone gets old!