Why isn't Rocco Ritchie a star

Senorito fashinisto.

Because, OP, your view of him as “hot and sexy” isn’t necessarily shared with the general population.

I don't find the guy attractive, but I have to admit he has a good fashion sense. Does he have a personal stylist?

Mama aien't having no competition from the home team.

He looks like he’s trying out for a local production of Newsies.

he should have at least 1 oscar by now

Every gay man's (and boy's) ultimate fantasy is to have Madonna as his mother!

R5 that’s what I was thinking! So clothing from 100 years ago is now back in fashion?

Will he be rich when Hagdonna croaks?

Have you looked at him? Also he has no talent.

He does nothing of course he has all day to plan his outfits.

Rocco goes to Central Saint Martins.

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Is he estranged from Madonna? I never see them together.

2018

You would think Guy would throw him a bone 🍖 and put him in one of those hipster movies.

he looks just like his dad. no trace of Madonna in sight.

Guy is good looking and Madonna wasn’t unattractive before she fucked up her face with fillers - how did they produce that special-looking son?

His hideous potato face?

He's fug. But I would like to see a bunch of black guys run a train on him.

The problem with his look is that the current newsboy fashion is European street style and tends to feature much longer, narrower lines than what he wears. He looks like he's wearing chunky boys' fashions from a decade ago and topped it with a hat he saw Bella Hadid wear in 2017.

So Joel escaped, OP?

But, he IS a chunky boy, r21.

OP Because he is constructed of Porridge and Potatoes.

It doesn't seem like he wants to be a star. He left Madonna and her orbit to have a more normal, stable life with his dad. He stays out of the media like his sister, he goes to art school, and is off the radar. I think David Banda is the one we will see a lot of when he gets older.

Sure, but fashionable chunky boys don't want to look like they're wearing K-Mart Wranglers in size 10 Husky, and they don't have to.

R16 Bubblebutt Spotting

No one is willing to risk having that vapid lizard Madonna show up at their event and flash that old ass or those hideous grills

[Quote]He's fug. But I would like to see a bunch of black guys run a train on him.

THIS is why one keeps coming back to DL.

He spit on me once

I hate that English guy style of vests and those flat caps. Guy Richie wears it too.

He is the very definition of potato faced and he's short.

I like his style but hes a midget with a weird shaped face . That being said ,money will continue to make him think hes all that . Weve all known guys like him who think they are far better looking than reality .

Considering how she's turned into a freak of nature, Madonna has done a good job of raising her kids. Although I wonder what happened between her and Rocco.

Both Loures and Rocco have shunned attention and never turned into media whores like the Kardashians.

It doesn't seem like he wants to be a star.

Maybe not a "stah", but a young guy that dresses like this definitely wants to be noticed; Madonna is the kid's mother, so it could be worse, but he strikes me as a such a smug little douchebag. I guess at least he's not being foisted on the world as a model, but he just seems like he has a face begging to be smacked.

Both his parents have broad faces but are not bad looking. He seems to have double their face breadth and none of the attractiveness.

[quote]Although I wonder what happened between her and Rocco.

Madonna is strict, Guy is not. Which parent would you choose to live with?

OP is a disgusting, bald, hideous old psycho who started this thread so others would pile on Rocco. What a nasty piece of shit OP is.

Does he remind anyone else of a young Sean Penn?

[quote] he looks just like his dad. no trace of Madonna in sight.

He looks exactly like a Ciccone, hon. Ugly as sin.

OP = Madonna, trying to make a buck off her son.

Her daughter is a dog too. Those kids she purchased are more attractive. She literally said her daughter is lazy.

Fat and fug.

I don't think he's ugly. I like his fashion sense.

It is HILARIOUS how people say Madonnas kids don't want attention, Lourdes literally pays people to post about her on social media and Rocco calls paparazzi to take pic of him in his ridiculous outfits.

r30 = Madonna

The best thing about this day and age is that you don;t have to DO anything to be famous. You just need to be related to someone who is, and spend lots of money on your wardrobe.

He's a star in the eyes of his parents.

He looks like a midget.

He’s got a happy way about him 😊

[quote] He looks like a midget.

Good. They're usually exceptionally well hung.

He'd make a cute Oliver Twist.

He's a cutie.

No..

Wow, which of you gays would dare to hook up with Madonna's son?

He was meant to be a gay guido, not a lad.

I think he's cute, and has his own style. And he certainly IS star, based on the number of aimless threads started about him here on DL.

I may have a part for him, as a favor to his ma. I knew her when she was big.

Unlike this thing Lourdes is beautiful. Maybe it’s because her father is a gorgeous personal trainer and not some bland limey Tarantino wannabe.