Jason Sudeikis and his massive meat are free again

Her head looks like a television. That's how square it is.

Ya know, I had a feeing they were not built to last. Especially when she started directing movies. And I guess the 7 year engagement was another giveaway. Too bad for their little children. Gosh they are only 6 and 4.

What is the basis for this massive meat assertion?

How do we know Sudeikis has a massive meat?

I think he's hot. I liked his Joe Biden better than Jim Carrey's.

r4 There isn't any. DL's favorite pastime is pretending that every straight AWG is hung.

What's the point of a 7 year engagement? It's obvious they were never going to get married.

R2 Directing movies is a sign of a failing relationship to you? One could also see that as a career goal.

Is Jason "gifted"?

He doesn't appear to have spent a moment of his life inside a gym, so he might be one of those confident hung dudes, ie, I don't need muscles or definition. I've got a huge cock.

Just speculating.

Weddings take planning. Blush and bashful don’t just conjure themselves up.

I did not love her movie BOOKSMART as much I'd hoped. Jason had a featured role and looked really cute in it.

R9 bingo. Some confidence speaks for itself.

Impossible to say what led to their demise. But if I had to guess, something shifted the day Jason wore this sweater ,with that hair, and that hat.

Sizemeat verificatia, por favor.

He was on Morning Joe today and looked good. Lots of gray in his hair and beard. Totally a hot daddy.

"Trey Anastasio" vibes to promote your fiancee's movie = no bueno.

"Norm" from Cheers is his uncle.

His movie career hasn't really gone anywhere and her directing career seems to be taking off. He probably cheated (if he wasn't already).

Jason Sudekis has got a slight case of Ryan Reynolds Syndrome. But in general, he's pretty fucking cute. and adorable.

He seems very, very straight tho.

She’s moved onto Harry S already

R8 No dummy. I meant that once she started coming into her own, and directing, Jason may have started to feel threatened, or jealous...or cheat-y.

he blasted a baby into january jones

He was the most annoying part of 30 Rock.

R22 Nope, January's babydaddy is the violinist Joshua Bell.

Isn’t he one of those dipshits who pulled that “don’t you know who I am?” nonsense?

I think it was with TSA at LAX.

R24, how do you know>

No, jones baby daddy is bobby flay, the chef

'Massive Meat', is that the title of Olivia's new film?

[quote]She’s moved onto Harry S already

The Harry Styles Stan seems to be in almost every thread here.

Eww, Styles always looks so dirty, like he was dipped in a vat of oil. I don't get his appeal, at all.

Nobody thought they would actually get married. She seems like a spoiled brat and he likely has substance abuse issues.

They were always bragging about their sex life, which is always a red flag.

It happened some time ago. People is just having a slow news day.

"The split happened at the beginning of the year," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. "It's been amicable and they’ve transitioned into a great co-parenting routine. The children are the priority and the heart of the family’s relationship."

R31 Eek, they were? Glad I glossed all of that.

R27 Many people think it’s Matthew Vaughn, hence why she’s all secretive about it.

Yeah, I always thought it was Vaughn which is ironic considering Vaughn's own "origin story"

Not attracted to him in the least. Artistically or physically. Maybe it’s those beady eyes, and that HE CANNOT ACT.

There is something really sleazy about him. I've never liked him. Totally agree with R36

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[quote]HE CANNOT ACT.

He amused me on SNL, but I wasn't a fan until his Apple+ series "Ted Lasso". He's the co-creator/writer and star of it and it's truly great.

She is a Harvey girl

He belongs in the Probably Fucking The Help thread

Bitch/R38, I already told you that.

January Jones got knocked up by Jack Nicholson. It's a miracle his expired splooge produced a healthy child.

I love Ted Lasso.

I've had a crush on Sudeikis. Love his dimples.

How is Lithuanian dong?

[quote] He was the most annoying part of 30 Rock.

How dare you, Floyd was the most believable boyfriend for Liz.

It’s Mathew Vaughn. Is very clear.

There's something about him that's just gross.

She was the willing bait, who lured dozens of other women to fuck Harvey. I don't know how she managed to keep that largely out of the conversation. Probably, with more sexual favors. I know the chick who was involved with her ex-husband, the prince, before the two of them hooked up. I can only assume she and Sudeikis were coke buddies who tried to play house.

I like him, though he's kind of gross sexy or sexy gross. She gives me the creeps.

No wonder the long distance romance collapsed. No woman could hope her man would be immune to to the natural unstoppable force of nature that is called Aniston

Does he mean Norm the character from Cheers is his uncle or the actor who portrays him George Wendy is his uncle?

r52, just the character. Jason is a fictional character, too.

[quote] She was the willing bait, who lured dozens of other women to fuck Harvey.

Yes, R49. Sounds as if you have a bit of inside knowledge.

What’s interesting is that on the surface, Olivia could be seen as decent. But upon meeting someone who knows stuff involving Weinstein, it’s a deep dive and VERY dark for Olivia Wilde.

She reportedly lured (unknowing) women into Weinstein’s lair in return for Harvey favours.

I’m surprised she’s managed to keep this on the DL and this hasn’t come up in court.

Also, there is something surreptitious about Jason. Can’t put my finger on it, but get a shady vibe emanating from him. Inexplicable.

It’s interesting timing of the announcement. Sounds like they sheltered under the torrent of news from all things Trump and Covid to leak it out much later so that now, it’s no big deal. (Which it isn’t, really, but that’s the creepy zeitgeist I get from these two: things are definitely not what they seem with them.)

Agree something is off about Jason.

Also, I think you probably want to look up the definition of 'zeigeist'.

Thanks, R56.

It was pushing it, I know, but that word inexplicably came out when I thought of shady——>World War Eras——>German——>Aura.

tl;dr : please substitute *aura* for *zeitgeist* in above post

They’re the poor man’s Emily Blunt & John Krasinski

[quote] He was the most annoying part of 30 Rock.

I resemble that remark

I knew someone who worked on SNL and when he was married to Kay Cannon he was a huge cheater.. cheated on her with Lake Bell, etc. Everyone thought he and Kristen Wiig were also a thing. Don't know about cocaine but he is/was a huge stoner.

[Quote] She seems like a spoiled brat

I would be too if i was married to a prince. I wonder if all of the Harvey rumours had anything to do with their split 🤔

He has the same thing Jon Hamm has, a wounded sadness that attracts snatch like nobody's business.

How hard is it to get married after 7 years? Clearly, he wouldn’t commit.

Richard Jewell reporter scandal aside, I think she's having a better career than he has. Booksmart (her directorial debut) was funny and won a few awards. I don't really know what he's done since he left SNL – it hasn't been memorable.

I LOVE him. And he does the best Joe Biden on SNL.

Gross.

Ted Lasso just came out. My friends enjoyed it. it was enjoyable. I wonder if there will be a 2nd season.

Good. This should free him up to return to SNL as Biden.

I don’t love him or loathe him but I wish he was the one doing Joe Biden on SNL. Jim just doesn’t work.

They can’t seriously be planning to keep Carrey on as Biden permanently. He’s fucking awful.

Re: Olivia & Harvey, there are multiple women who have all independently said that Weinstein offered up Wilde for a threesome. If there are several unsuccessful instances that we know about, it seems highly probable that Olivia has actually done this with Harvey at some point, probably several times. Lots of pre-MeToo photos of O & H being very publicly cozy & chummy.

Didn’t January Jones get knocked up by Armie Hammer, or am I mixing up the threads?

Like Olivia Wilde, I never, personally, witnessed Harvey Weinstein assaulting anyone and never, personally, experienced him making sexual advances.

Ted Lasso has gotten a greenlight for season 2, but thanks to this thread I'm convinced I need to see a show called "Who's the Father of January Jones's Baby?" I thought it was Matthew Vaughan (husband of Claudia Schiffer...to include during the period her son was conceived/born).

[quote]He has the same thing Jon Hamm has, a wounded sadness that attracts snatch like nobody's business.

That, and his enormous penis.

[italic] Otis [/italic] ?

OTIS?

I'd be saying "I go by my middle name. Call me 'Alex'" as soon as I could talk.

I'm baffled. Dude is homely and looks ridiculous. She's far too beautiful for him.

[quote]There is something really sleazy about him

Yes, thank you, he has the same kind of secret sleaze factor that Bob Crane did.

I know nuthink...NUTHINK!!!

[quote] She’s moved onto Harry S already

Who?

I suspect he’s secretly a Trump supporter.

I want to begirthen him.

Their careers really are on different trajectories now: hers resurgent, his flatlining.

Not quite true, R83. Ted Lasso has been a sleeper hit...although it's fair to say OW is definitely on another level (I think she's slated to direct Ms. Marvel.

I never really liked her look or her work. BUT every time I see her I think of the undervalued film "People Like Us" (she had a tiny role) which I think is some of Chris Pine's best work and an intriguing look at family dynamics - with a great surprise at the end.

I love him just for his crazy dancing on the recurring "What's Up with That?" skit. He would never get tired and just danced his ass off. And he would always enter the frame from in the air in a giant leap.

[quote]Who?

Harry S. Truman, Rose.

I've been with two Lithuanian guys. Both were small wiry guys but when they unzipped....

*THWACK*

He's only a quarter Lithuanian.

He’s Greek.

Ladies ... and Gentlemen, if getting married is important to you, then you have to hold something back. Don't move in together, have children, be "engaged" for 8 years, etc.

r90 Stop making shit up.

[quote]Daniel Jason Sudeikis was born on September 18, 1975, in Fairfax, Virginia, to Dan[1] and Kathryn Sudeikis (née Wendt), a travel agent at Brennco and President of the American Society of Travel Agents.[2] His father is of Irish and Lithuanian descent, while his mother has German and Irish ancestry.[3][4][5] His maternal uncle is actor George Wendt, known for his role as Norm Peterson on Cheers, and his maternal great-grandfather was photographer Tom Howard.[6][7][8]

We're still waiting for sizemeat verificatia.

He grew up in my neighborhood and went to my high school. Nice guy. Normal.

Ted Lasso is a terrific show btw.

Shame about the split and the Harvey rumors. Hope the latter isn't true - she has a rising career as a decent director and their two kids are very cute.

Some actresses seem to be OK with the quid pro quo they had with Frankenweinstein.

He’s got a frightening endowment

I think I read it here, but I heard that she stole the idea for Booksmart from some writer. Who knows if it's true. I always thought she was British, I don't know why.

[quote]I've got a huge cock. Just speculating.

Just speculating? You don't know?

Wilde is Anglo-American r98. Her father, journalist Andrew Cockburn, is British and born in London, raised in Ireland.

Olivia Wilde comes from a VERY well-to-do family, on both sides.

[quote] I think I read it here, but I heard that she stole the idea for Booksmart from some writer. Who knows if it's true.

No, she didn’t steal the idea. How could she when she’s not the writer. What happened was the original director of Booksmart (maybe she was the writer too) got fired after already directing or framing most of the scenes. So Olivia came in to replace her and took credit for all the work without really doing much.

Her mother, 60 Minutes producer and journalist Leslie Cockburn, is an absolute cunt. She's like a caricature of what people think of when they think of "east coast elite" in a derogatory way.

I've always found him way sexy. Still do.

R78 nailed it.

R62, the "wounded" thing is a very bisexual trait. Straight people don't have it, even if they've been tortured or abused.

Jason was good in Colossal playing a complete sociopath.

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I was kind of indifferent to him when younger, but he's been aging nicely.

You grew up in Overland Park and went to West, R94? What year did you graduate?

[quote]Her mother, 60 Minutes producer and journalist Leslie Cockburn, is an absolute cunt. She's like a caricature of what people think of when they think of "east coast elite" in a derogatory way.

Details!

R98 I don’t think “Booksmart” was stolen, but it is an incredibly derivative, nearly scene-for-scene knock-off of the far superior “Superbad.” The hype surrounding it (and the way Wilde bathed in it) were annoying.

I thought January Jones's baby daddy was Ashton Kutcher.

R13, that was some funny shit, and for reasons only a few truly understand, outside of the obvious red herring.

Touché!

Wasn’t she married to an Italian Prince at one point?

He was an Italian aristocrat, but I don’t think he was a prince.

Did we ever get an explanation for why he was so seemingly despondent - before ultimately walking off the stage alone - at the SNL send-off for Kristen Wiig?

R17 his mother looks just like brother George.. How's thats for imaging? We used to call her Norm a .

R60 needs to come back with more SNL gossip.

r116, he’s a prince.

Allegedly, Kristen Wiig left SNL because she was being sexually harassed by Sudeikus. Although they never had sex, he took mild flirting as a license to do whatever it took to get in her pants. She supposedly filed a complaint, but when no concrete action was taken she decided to leave the show. He ended up leaving the following year, and was struggled to get work for a few years until things picked up in late 2015.

I used to know Olivia. She was a cool, nice girl when married to the prince amd he was adorable and sweet .....and then Harvey got ahold of her and she got into Coke and basically pumping for Harvey. She basically sold herself to the devil for fame . Haven’t spoken to her in years as her character changed and she lost her down to earth quality. She’s like every other social climber in Hollywood now.

^ Pimping, but most likely pumping him too. Ugh.

I can't blame her for leaving the prince, she married him when she was 19, she was probably looking for an excuse to spread her wings

First clue your relationship isn't going to work out: a 7 year engagement. Seriously, if you get engaged and you're not married within two years of that, it ain't going to happen.

I will admit, I think Jason Sudeikis is attractive, but he totally gives off creep vibes.

He has that normal straight guy who might let you blow him thing going on. No homo.

R121 - That’s surprising, if it’s true, just because I read somewhere that Kristen is the godmother to one of Jason’s kids. I also saw a picture of Jason, Olivia, Kristen and her boyfriend at some event for Booksmart. I assumed Kristen left SNL because Bridesmaids came out the year before and it was a commercial and critical hit, so she didn’t really need the show anymore.

R94, A friend of mine was good friends with his sister growing up. They lived in the same neighborhood. She has nothing to say bad about him except his mom looks like a female George Wendt.

I don't understand Kristen W's career. After BRIDESMAIDS and being the superstar of SNL for so long, she could have done almost anything in film or TV. Instead, she seems hellbent on being a featured actor in a succession of dreary indie movies and animated TV series that no one sees. She's done almost no writing since BRIDESMAIDS.

I thought for sure she was going to become another Tina Fey: write, produce, act, film, TV, theatre, the whole deal. Perhaps she's just not ambitious (I'm not sure I believe that).

This is probably something to explore in another thread.

R116 Olivia's first husband, Tao Ruspoli, is a prince.

Remember before they got together, she had a fling with Ryan Gosling and he was rumored to be dating Eva Mendes? So, did they all just switch? Hollywood is so incestuous.

R131 - I remember she was linked to a bunch of actors after her divorce, such as Bradley Cooper, Gosling and Timberlake. I assumed it was her publicist putting in over time trying to get her name out there, making it seem like all of these famous were tripping over themselves trying to date her.

^ *famous men

I remember when Jason and some of the othe SNL cast were on Oprah’s show, can’t remember what for. But Jason behaved like an immature schoolboy, giggling and whispering in peoples ears. Even Oprah was giving him the side eyes.

r132 She was definitely seeing Gosling. I think there was video of them on a date at an aquarium.

R135 - Or was that orchestrated? You see what I’m saying? Not trying to argue with you, just pointing out the Hollywood PR game and how that’s a possibility, too.

[quote]and then Harvey got ahold of her and she got into Coke

Well, that was obviously a mistake in judgment on her part.

You people are mistaking coke connections for dates.

So where is his "massive meat" or is that just OP's fantasy?

Sudeikis always appeared kind of weird and lowkey sketchy, and like he doesn't wear deodorant.

So naturally, I am in love with him.

I don't understand Olivia Wilde. Why did she have to go so low? Is Hollywood just such a cesspool that you really do have to pay the iron price with Harvey like that- which clearly didn't even work for her the way it did for similarly connected and rich Gwyneth or Salma. Why degrade yourself if you have such an ostensibly fabulous pedigree?

I know a lot of kids of accomplished people and they all want to believe they've made their own way. Her mom also seems like the type who would constantly remind her daughter how much she's sacrificed to provide a life others would envy. That would be enough to drive anyone to establish a side hustle pimping other women.

Zac Efron Really Enjoyed the Toe-Sucking He Got from Jason Sudeikis

[quote]Olivia's first husband, Tao Ruspoli, is a prince.

Her first husband, Tao, is the son of an Italian prince but he himself is not, being as he was born out of wedlock and his parents were never married (per the profile at the link at r116). Princely titles are inherited by legitimate children only.

That Tatler profile btw is a hoot. One of the most pretentious life story/interviews ever. I can't imagine living like this, he's like a cartoon.

Sudekis was EXTREMELY attractive, for like five seconds in 2013. Super trim and chiseled.

Not bad at all here

Hollywood is so full of itself. Ugh, you're telling me you can't make it work for a few more years? Your guys' kids are tiny! Make it work ffs. So much ego. Unless someone was beating you, find the reasons you fell in love and get back to that. You have two small kids. Fucking pathetic.

[Quote] and then Harvey got ahold of her and she got into Coke and basically pumping for Harvey. She basically sold herself to the devil for fame .

And yet she'll never get the flack that some of the other Harvey girls received.

[quote] Hollywood is so full of itself. Ugh, you're telling me you can't make it work for a few more years? Your guys' kids are tiny! Make it work ffs. So much ego. Unless someone was beating you, find the reasons you fell in love and get back to that. You have two small kids. Fucking pathetic.

It's too hard to stay together in Hollywood with so many temptations. Ordinary people don't have these same temptations and have more to lose from a divorce.

Where is the ‘gay interest’ in this story?

Are we sure she was born a woman?

Thank goodness! Now I won't get them confused with Emily Blunt and John Krasinksi

We need evidence of this massive meat, he looks average at best to me

We need evidence of this massive meat, he looks average at best to me

Life is short, why stay together if you're not happy? They probably stayed wayyy too long together for the sake of their kids....

I think they had an open relationship...now one of them found someone and wants to move on with the new person.

Tao is called a prince by many news sources, including NBC News. Google it.

You are wrong about him not being a prince. See the link below about the change in Italian law.

Wtf r156? Your link only discusses DNA and paternity testing in terms of supporting estate inheritance. It says nothing about peerage or title inheritance, which are a completely separate topic. Hereditary titles are always transmitted to -legitimate- offspring, ie. those born within a valid or legally recognized marriage. Someone can be proven to be biological offspring but if not legitimate, usually no title inheritance.

NBC News is incorrectly calling him a prince. He is not, he's the illegitimate son of an Italian prince. Tao's Wikipedia entry actually has a clear disclaimer at the beginning of his entry explaining this.

I wonder if it has something to do with Shia Labeouf? It would explain why she fired him from the new movie she's directing. She also took her name off of a recent music video he was in.

Finally watched TED LASSO, and yes it is great. As for Jason, he's definitely packing in the bulge department in his coach pants. Not sure if it's the twig or the berries, or a combo, but it's nice.

Massive meat? Prove it!

This thread is worthless without dick pics.