Leo spotted on the beach with bestie Emile Hirsch

I would pay to see them having sex.

Leo has a body which does not quit....making me nauseous!

Weren't they always rumored to be a couple?

Emile was also photographed with Ben Mckenzie.

They're all gay.

Leo has been fat for the last 20 years.

R3 no. That’s just on DL. As usual.

I guess two men can’t be photographed together or else they’re homos. Or at least according to r4

He looks like a beached whale.

So did he have a hand in Emile being cast as Jay Sebring in Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood?

No, R7.

But the gay rumors have followed all three of them around for years.

A cute couple - especially the little guy.

He's not obese, but he's generally just kinda fug.

Leo was such a skinny little boy for the first 20 to 25 years of his life.

It's about time he started looking more like a man.

Guys who were boyish and skinny when they were younger, tend to not mind being fat when they get older. Mainly because they have never been fat, so it's a new thing to them.

It's the former fatties who are so obsessed with being skinny, as they get older.

R8 yes. He suggested and vouched for Emile, who has a bad rep in Hollywood. Tarantino was down and felt he fit the look.

What happened to Emile Hirsch’s career? Is he really that much of an asshole?

Leo has been fat for a while now. He really can’t act at the end of the day too. It just amazes me that this best leading man/movie star Hollywood has to offer.

R15 they have him to offer because he puts asses in seats.

You say he sucks but his movies make $$$

I have a soft spot for Emile.Z Something about his face and sad smile. He's absolutely hot to me.

Leo used to be, too, but...

He looks like a young Steve Bannon

You're a jerk, R18.

That's such an insult.

R16: That's what I'm so confused about. He hasn't been an interesting actor for a while now and he lost his looks pretty quickly and yet he's still a consistent draw.

They’ve been a couple for years now. Someone who works in Leo’s eco friendly production company is friends with my friend. She got drunk at a party and spilled all about Leo on the low low and all the 20 something models are his deep cover because the fraus in middle America couldn’t accept him being gay.

Hiding in plain sight?

Emile's body looks good. Leo's ... doesn't.

Leo’s not fat. However he could use a good workout.

Did’l Emile beat a woman?

he needs core strenght training. too much dad bod going on

[quote]It's the former fatties who are so obsessed with being skinny, as they get older.

Sigh, so true. I’m not necessarily obsessed, though. But your point is spot-on.

DiCaprio just looks sad with the scrawny arms and overgrown gut, it's a little baffling how someone so driven by ego would let themselves look like that. He's not talented or strange enough to turn into Marlon Brando.

Isn't Lukas Haas his 'bestie'?

That’s a lie though. Many people who have taken care of themselves and remain doing so even in their older age are critical of people who let themselves go.

Check the pictures in the daily mail article. You can see Leo's ass.

This is Leo at 32 years old.

He doesn't have to impress anyone at the age of 45, because he has been thin and good looking for most of his adult life.

So suck on that, haters.

He still looked like a teen, when he was in his 20's.

Why does Emile have a bad reputation in Hollywood?

R32 he wasn’t 32 there.

R34, Emile choked a female film exec in a bar in Park City and was arrested. He’s scum and that event was the excuse everyone needed to cut him loose. Sean Penn having been besotted by him should have been an early warning that he was was a woman beater.

DiCaprio associates with every arch-nemesis of the MeToo movement and yet he remains unscathed.

R36 he also attacked a female critic at a film festival

Go, Emile!

He sounds like a blast.

I'd hang out with him too, if I could.

R32 That pic is creepy.

It was an Annie Liebovitz photo shoot of Leo for Vanity Fair.

I'm guessing the swan was a take on Bjork's ridiculous swan dress.

[quote] R32 he wasn’t 32 (years old) there.

Omg you may be right, R35.

The Annie Liebovitz shoot was from 2014. Wouldn't that make him 40 years old?

If so, then he looks fantastic.

He wasn’t 40 there either.

He filmed movies in 2014. We know what he looked like in The Great Gatsby etc.

He was in his 20s in that photo.

Yep Leo has gotten more pussy thrown at him than most men will get in 100 lifetimes. Im sure he gives zero fucks about being in shape as a middle aged daddy.

He became a lardass a long time ago. He doesn't care.

I prefer the picture underneath Leo's of the glorious pussy. So pretty and now I'm hungry !

R44 I am pretty sure many straight women value money and status more than looks so that's why Leo is allowed to look like shit. A rich famous guy like him is attractive to them not because of his high status and they gain a social currency by associating with him. While men both straight and gay are more into physical beauty.

These girls are using Leo for their own advancement. They are really just escorts he pays to make himself look alpha to the media. They arent throwing themselves at him anymore he seeks them out.

Also Emile looks great now. He was always such a pretty boy. He must have lost weight.

Does Leo like Hirschwasser?

Such a pity that the men who immortalised Harvey Milk & Cleve Jones on film are misogynist pieces of work.

If they are dating, then it's some creepy narcissism.

Remember years ago, when Emile got busted in a dressing room half-naked and sweaty with a co-star and tried to play it off as 'working out'? She was fooling nobody.

[quote] Also Emile looks great now. He was always such a pretty boy. He must have lost weight.

Emile is lucky.

He is probably being bankrolled by Leo, so all of his living expenses are taken care of. All he has to do is work out during the day, and socialize and party at night.

He's a kept man.

[quote] If they are dating, then it's some creepy narcissism.

Have you never heard that old trope about how gay men all date themselves.

There are TONS of gay couples who are clones of each other.

So that would actually be even more proof that Leo and Emile are gay and together.

Hirsch has a child to raise, doesn't he? What happened to that?

And how does one pronounce his first name? I've heard it as both 'EHM-ill' and 'eh-MEAL'.

R48 he writes songs now?

The comments under that post are so funny. It's a bunch of dudes slavering over his v-cut.

I thought all the smokers in here claimed that smoking kept you thin, how huge would Leo be if he didn't smoke?

A Scorpio/Libra sugar-daddy for a Pisces/Aries baby. Oh, boy.

Emile is going to get his squishy fishy heart broken, mark my words.

What happened to Emile's son? Is Leo responsible enough to care for a tiny human being?

I'm pretty sure they mutually decided to put it up for adoption.

Emile wrote this lyric for his band Hirsch (yes, that's really the name). Wonder if it's about a torrid affair with Leo?

[quote] I woke up falling yesterday, I felt the feeling almost take me/We seem to carry on.../Our hearts are very soft, but darling, you can be whatever you wanted/This fling has carried on from weak to very strong/And clearly we’ve just been American dreamin'/Got me dreamin' on - there I was thinking, we could have it all..../Such a story, the kind we can’t just write/Without a warning a love left in the night...

Today is Leo's 46th birthday.

Just picture them fucking. All the time. Yum!

Where would Leonardo DiCaprio be if River Phoenix was still alive? I think he’d be on part 10 of Tremors, personally.

If Rose knew he’d look like that in 20 years, she’d be glad he drown.

Leo has a classical alcoholic body. Skinny arms and legs with distended belly. Alcohol in excess leads to centripetal obesity.

R60 stage-age? He seems and looks older, at least by a few years if not several.

Or maybe he's just been around too long, and so we have Leo fatigue. He feels like a relic of a long-past golden age.

Will Leo ever officially come out?

Leo always gains weight in between roles.

I don’t expect him to have abs, but come on! That guy is gross.

R64, I have a friend who I hadn’t seen in about a decade. She came to my city and stopped by to visit me. When she walked through the door, I have her a big hug and stopped myself from patting her pregnant belly and congratulating her. Figured she’d want to tell me and I could gratify her by acting all surprised.

Good thing, too, because it was alcoholic bloat. Her arms and legs and face were all very thin. She drank a LOT of my good scotch in a short amount of time and didn’t even get close to tipsy.

They’re both named the same as Bond baddies, I just realised.

Do you think that Leo dresses up Emile in a wedding dress, and fucks him from behind like in "The Mudge Boy?"

Right, R21. Always a "friend of a friend" never "I".

Please.

Shacking up with Leo, Emile has clearly decided to give up on winning back the goodwill of a general moviegoing audience. Douchebros will still support him, of course, so maybe that’s all he feels he needs.

Per his IG, it doesn’t seem like he’s terribly interested in acting any more, either. Looks like all he does is skateboard, work out, sing terrible music, and hang out with other unemployed actors. Nice work if you can get it.

everyone raved about that Hollywoodland movie and I was so fed up with Kartrash and glorification of assholes on tv in general at that point I recall my decision to never pay anything to that kind of shit again started at that point. I am a huge movie buff, but I don't mind missing out so far. I hate people who pay for Kartrash to exist, and I hate fake people. So, I guess I'll never see that movie. But I thought Emile was a hot dwarf in that movie where he was a drug dealer dwarf. He's that type of shorter guy who can get it because of the face. And I sooo much agree with the assessment of former fatties always staying fit vs people who never had to fight to be hot.

Leo was hot in a way, to a certain type of a person (the white girls who love money blue eyes unintimidating and not too masculine. I used to like that type when I was younger. But then I found how hot real men could be. I always knew there was something missing with that girly boy look. He's cute. Brando was HAWT -- and yes, I found him hot even when he was a fat fuck

Leo has turned into a big fat hippo with food coming out his ears.

Leo has never been sexy. Cute maybe but sexy, no.

Two over-the-hill manboys. MFEO.

What I want to know is how and why Emile knocked up a random girl he met on a beach. He seems so fey, and his dating history tells its own tale (he ‘dated’ Amanda Seyfried & Ellen Page, come on), so it is slightly incredible that in his 20s he was apparently scrumping with every slut in a swimsuit he could find. Guess he’s just swishy by bro standards, and he’s actually into women when he isn’t dating them...

His son, named Valor, is six years old now. His civilian mother is from Florida. That story writes itself.

Then again, Hirsch once got to make out with Ryan Donowho, so he wins no matter what we say about him.

Ryan Donowho doesn't look half bad for 40.

Who is he R80, and what does he have to do with Leo and Emile?

Leo has such pretty, boyish looks that all he had to do as he aged was keep in decent shape. He is more frustrating than a lard ass because he really is close to being in shape. He just needs to lose the gut and put on a small bit of muscle and he could even be sexy in middle age. Baby faced people often become sexy in middle age after being just cute in their youth if they keep the weight down as natural ageing of the face will bring out the underlying bone structure.