Trump Sons Launch Voter Fraud Hotline

Gaslighting for 500, Alex!

Oh, I think I know what we have to do....

This doesn’t reek of desperation.

At all.

[quote] This doesn’t reek of desperation. At all.

But there are hotlines for "Crime Stoppers" and "Whistle-blowers" why not this?

I’m gonna call. Donald Trump is trying to steal the election from good Americans.

And Donald Jr. And Eric! And Giuliani! I think I’m gonna call for each one individually!

We need to share this and all call and just talk. Each call charges THEM.

[quote] We need to share this and all call and just talk.

Eric is already complaining they have been overloaded with crank calls, and the "real people" are not getting through with their legit stories

Can’t wait to call...

Oh, K-Pop fans? That’s your cue.

The call is coming from inside the house!

Guys, let’s call. I don’t have anything to do until the results come in.

I just called it twice:

First, to report there was no fraud whatsoever and that Dump needs to accept his loss.

Second, to report a prowler...I asked whether Dump could help me with that. Answer: No. So fuck ‘em.

R12 you mean a live person actually answered?

^^^ Fun for the whole family! Ask them if they have a Vietnamese interpreter!

I’ve got Bart Simpson on it.

Call and ask them for directions on how to cook a turkey.

R13: Yes! I guess they’re not getting many legitimate calls, because I called twice and got right through.

^^^ This is giving me a much-needed chance to try out various accents.

R17, how could they possibly be getting any “legit” calls when what they’re asking you to call for isn’t happening?

Oh, that wasn’t a dig at you, but at them.

[quote] how could they possibly be getting any “legit” calls

Don Jr. says it is the crank calls that are clogging up the system so the legit calls can't go through

I’m gonna try to call And place a food order.

Hopefully people will flood it with calls about GOP voter fraud and overwhelm it.

[quote] Oh, I think I know what we have to do....

You read my mind. I need to practice a heavy russian accent and a deep southern twang before I make my calls.

[quote] I’m gonna try to call And place a food order.

Make it Mexican food.

A few suggestions, boys!

can i just recite the infamous and hilarious "chinese food drive thru scene" from dude, where's my car??!..

I called using a flaming, purses dropping out of my mouth, black dialect voice. I said I am a trans hooker in D.C. and Don Jr. left me $200 on the table but still owes me another $50 and I want my money now!

I was told, in a serious voice by a young-sounding female, I was calling the wrong number and that the line was for reporting voting irregularities. Then the line disconnected as I heard a sigh..

Let’s flood these MFers! It’s easy and fun!

I just called and asked them to change their “hold music” (it’s DJT speechifying) because “that guy’s not president no more,”

I haven’t laughed this hard in ages!

How come Ivanka doesn't have to get involved in stupid shit like this?

[quote] How come Ivanka doesn't have to get involved in stupid shit like this?

she is the brains of the family

I just called, typed in *67 first to block my #. On hold for about 5 seconds when someone answered. I didn't have the heart to do any pranks.

Just called again to report “voter fraud” in Montana, Idaho, Alaska, and “I think, Oklahoma.”. Led the guy on for 2 minutes before he rudely hung up on me before gathering my pertinent information. Sad!

You guys are cracking me up!

Only the Turd's kids could have thought up something so stupid.

r30 Because Trump views Uday & Qusay as expendable. Precious Ivanka must be protected.

I’m on my fourth glass of bourbon, I know what I’m doing after glass #5!

Are the phone lines being manned by Nestor, Rudy, Miz Lindz, Bannon, DeJoy, Stone, Miller, & Barron?

I think Dems need to call and tell their story. "I was intimidated at the polls trying to vote for Joe Biden! That counts right?"

Suddenly Republicans want to care about "voter suppression"?! fuck them! This needs to stop.

^^^ They sound like white-bread college rethuglican types to me.

I keep calling asking if they want to extend the warranty on their car.

I called for shits an giggles.

Said I had seen armed men in Trump gear around the school which was the voting area.

Hung up on.

Which ... I actually feel for these poor people. They are just being paid to answer the calls so don’t be mean. Just be sarcastic.

I just called. This was my message I left.

"Hello? Hello? I call from 2916, Russia. I fraud the election. Suck it Donald." In a Russian accent.

report everyone you know voted for trump

Mine went straight to a voicemail.

They need to rename it " Help us stay out of jail" Hotline.

R19: I’m seriously crying tears of laughter now. This is soooo fun!

[quote] They are just being paid to answer the calls so don’t be mean.

I'd bet these are not paid people - but Trump supporters who are volunteering on this phone line

And that was 2016 Russia that I said I was calling from...geez.

[quote] I just called, typed in *67 first to block my #.

Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean anything. They’re paying for the call, they know where it comes from.

R44: just call back. they’ll answer. or leave a five-minute voicemail!

r41 - "They are just being paid to answer the calls "

The only hotline most DLers need to call is Jenny Craig.

"IS THIS THE COCKSUCKER RESIDENCE?"

I am impressed there were no spelling errors!

[quote] They are just being paid to answer the calls so don’t be mean.

[quote] I'd bet these are not paid people - but Trump supporters who are volunteering on this phone line

I don't think the Trumps pay people. They hire you, bitch about what kind of job you did, then refuse to pay.

Someone recorded on video & called the hotline to say he saw 3 Illegal Mexicans having a 3way in a polling booth

I called twice and they hung up on me both times. Such snowflakes. On the other hand, maybe there were having phone issues? Let me try again!

Should I go to 7-11 and buy a burner phone? This has so much potential.

What did you say to them R57?

You guys are so mean - I LOVE IT!!!

Someone please call and say they are from PA and they saw a man go in to vote, then he left and came back wearing a top hat, a fake mustache and a monocle and voted again.

This is a perfect opportunity to use the Dr. Phil soundboards!

[quote] You guys are so mean - I LOVE IT!!!

Mean? You want to see mean?

Guys, you're upsetting Eric!

In my best Borat voice, I said, “what is this so-called fraud of whom you are speaking?”. They hung up!

I hope they are inundated with calls about fraud in red states and voter intimidation by Trumpers yielding guns.

I just left a long voicemail and told them my allegations were so serious that “only Ivanka” should investigate them. It took me about two minutes to say that.

Can anyone do a good Melania? Call and pretend to be her, saying Donalt no pay dem becawzz he need to pay for new teet jobs.

Nice one R68!

Ask them if they visit Datalounge. Tell them membership is just $1.50 a month.

Tell them to look for a guy who goes by Briscoe C. He's a badass standing 5'4, chubby and wearing a large white cowboy hat. Let them know he might have over 25,000 republican ballots in his suitcase and will be arriving at PHL.

isn't this a predominantly gay male board? why aren't you playing gay porn to them?

I did, R73. A very loud orgy scene.

Let's get creative.

I was at the poll yesterday, and I heard a knocking noise coming from the booth next to me. I looked down, and the voter in the adjacent both had extended his foot into my booth and he was tapping his toes on the floor. I think he was trying to give me some kind of code. As I exited, I caught a glimpse of him; it was Larry Craig. He demanded to see my ballot: "Show me your poll, and I'll show you mine" and "Can I touch your poll?" He offered to put take my poll in a special place. I said no thanks, I scanned my ballot, and I got out of their.

Somebody do the Bea Arthur soundboard

Hi, this is Smith moving services. We're offering a "Head South for the Winter" special. We'll haul your stuff from DC to Florida at a special rate of $2400, good for the month of January only. Give us a call at 1-800-UR-LOSER

I just called and said I was Letitia James and could I please speak to Donnie. It was urgent. Some young gal with vocal fry said "is this Ryan Castleman?" I'm a woman. Fixin to go Google Ryan Castleman...

I feel like calling it just to report voter fraud by Trump and his supporters.

Do it R79! The more calls we flood it with the more pissed off with the wasted time they will be and the less chance of them getting validation from Dump voters made-up "election fraud" conspiracies.

I did a Miss Lindz on the voicemail:

"For only the menz workers, this is Lady G, be a gentleman and call me. Two at a time, will be fine."

It will be shut down quickly. all you have to do is post to social media calling on BTS fans to do what they do best.

Hi, I'm in the Army, and I'm planning to start studying part-time to earn a degree in business. I've applied to seven colleges, and none of them will give me transfer credit for the courses I completed at Trump University. Who can I talk to about this?

Can I report the Donald as a fraud?

Call the number and just say anything.

A telephone hotline?

What century are these morons living in?

Hi. Is this where I sign up for the Covid vaccine? Do you know where I can get tested?

Hi. I forgot to vote last week. Is there any state that will allow me to submit a ballot now?

I called and told them “l saw black people vote! They can’t vote!”

It's because of the age of the Dump base demographic R86. They are OLD people. Nasty old fat white people who have landlines and don't know how to use social media.

LOL @ R89!

I saw fraud but they were all trump voters. That’s okay, right?

Are you the Eggman?

I am going to call and ask if they know any decent moving company's in the DC area for early January.

I called

I said my problem is there is an orange fat ass in the White House who won’t leave

They hung up

Now I’m going to call them to order Chinese food

I called, I'm a hospital nurse who's sitting here waiting for the latest COVID test because I has a possible exposure at work, and I need to take my bad temper out on someone. Someone who is responsible for the shit I go through.

Calling again now.

[quote]Now I’m going to call them to order Chinese food

"No, this is NOT the Chinese takeaway!"

"Help stop voter suppression" may be the most ironic four words I've ever read.

Lulz

Have called 5 times while waiting for COVID test. One guy who tried to be polite, one busy signal, two very long voice mails deposited, and another guy who hung up almost immediately.

Warning, they make you listen to a horrible Trump speech if you get through.

Not surprisingly, Twitter is having a field day

I'm pencil-dialing as I type!

If you're too bashful to prank-call, the website accepts file attachments.

All of them DEMOCRATS!

Jr. Mint will report Er-ick and vice versa. Faux bros.

I wonder what Brendad Ickson would say ...

And then there's "Fraude"!

Are his dumbass sons going to investigate this supposed voter fraud?

HA-ha!

Dial F for Fucktard

R9, TikTok is on it...

Hello, I think I witnessed fraud in Philadelphia. I went to my polling place on Tuesday. Usually, after I fill out my ballot, I'm directed to slide it into the scanning machine myself before I leave. This year, a man was standing in front of the scanner, and there were two boxes on the ground in front of him. He said that there was a "traffic jam" of ballots, so he was collecting them from voters, and he would scan them in later. He took the ballot from me and four other people who finished voting at the same time as me. He eyed the ballots and appeared to sort them before dividing them among the two boxes on the floor. Then another man entered, picked up one of the boxes, and walked out the door. I asked where he was taking the ballots, and he explained that there was a spare scanner in a storage area downstairs, and he was going to scan that box's ballots in the storage room to speed up the count. I asked why all the scanners weren't located in the polling room, and he said: ...

[Loud music begins to play, and Rick Astley's voice sings: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you"]

They want people to report "irregularities"? Isn't Trump always irregular?

Two observations here:

1) IMHO the Trump team really didn't see the reaction coming, because people with no sense of humor cannot predict how people with a sense of humor will act when they see something this hilarious.

2) I hope that if this isn't the moment that breaks Trump's power, then they'll open themselves up like this again, and the whole mainstream will laugh at the SOB's expense the way we spent an hour laughing tonight. Because the one thing that truly breaks the power of a bully is when they become a laughingstock~ At that point the fearful stop being afraid, and the toadies who follow the bully lose faith and find a new ass to kiss.

R52

You got me. Best comment so far.

[quote] I scanned my ballot, and I got out of their.

Oh, dear!

“Hello? This Russian Embassy, da?”

Unsurprisingly, they do not offer assistance in Spanish.

I didn't see this posted, but has anyone called up to ask for Mike Hunt?

Are they fielding calls?

They're answering now.

I've just called 3 times pretending to be Ray Stern (Howard's mother).

First time I was hung up on when I did the laugh after claiming I had been speaking with the prerecorded Trump speech.

Second time was a different receptionist who directed me to a website but hung up when I said I "don't understand these machines."

Third time was same caller so I started out asking how she was doing. She said great so I went into the "it is very important that you get your rest, you are doing too much" monologue. She hung up.

Can I suggest

anyone else calling

“Hi I’m calling to talk to you about your vehicle warranty.”

“Hi I’m calling to talk to you about your vehicle warranty.”

I called with very loud gay porn playing in the background

Hi, I saw your Skyrizi commercial and would like to know more about how to pay as little as $5 per month.

Isn’t this the number Magnum PI gave out for reverse mortgages?

I saw a chipmunk vote for Biden in Big Beaver! My mother talked to a man who claimed to be a doctor from the planet Gallifrey voting for Biden! He stepped out of an English Police Box that suddenly materialized in Bath Addition! Rampant Fraud in PA!

Hello ... can you tell me when the First Lady will be returning to prostitution? And how much she'll be charging?

The “massage fee” largely depends upon whether or not Cheeto actually has the $$$ to pay the “breakup fee” in the pre-nup.

Hey boys - launch this!

I called them a few more times today, just so I can spend a tiny bit of Trump's money. Mostly I got voice mail, so I left them a few piece of my mind, plus some selections from the audiobook about paleontology I was listening to, and NPR on their voice mail.

[quote]Hello ... can you tell me when the First Lady will be returning to prostitution? And how much she'll be charging?

I'd like to know the answer to that too. I need to get my uncle a gift card for Christmas.

R134

Oh, very good.

OFF TOPIC, BUT I WATCHED EVIL TROLL GINGRICH ON FOX "NEWS" THIS MORNING!

damn, what a piece of shit, beyond so!...

he went on and on and on and on and on about the whole stolen election, how there is proof it was stolen, but the proof is destroyed and so how can they investigate anything and how no one can trust even the F.B.I. to investigate being how it is now, and, how in arizona voters were told to press a green button? for their vote but it turns out that button actually did NOT count their vote, how people were not allowed to watch the poll workers unless they were a hundred feet away and so on...

and agreeing with asshole douchebag that pete hegseth that the whole biden speech last night was LAUGHABLE and yes they both laughed when Biden talked about working together and the two commenting yeah, we'll work with you, the other party as much as pelosi worked with donald trump (because you know 2 wrongs don't make a right in politics!)..

it was sickening!..

Are you like me, r136? When you see stupid shit like that on TV, do you start screaming at him as though he can hear you?

So much for Fox News giving Trump the heave-ho, R136. They don't want to alienate all those deplorables they rely on for ratings.