This dick taste so good.

0/10

Lindsey, we know you just got re-elected, but please stay off DL for awhile.

Dear, op.

This is SMELT at the link.

What you MEANT to say was SMELLED.

More SMELT.

Smelt comes from the LSA dictionary if you are using it for anything other than fish.

[quote] What you MEANT to say was SMELLED.

SMELT is acceptable for British whores. r3, if you want to be a grammar or fish pedant, at least be accurate.

He who smelt it delta.

Jared, that’s no way to talk about your father-in-law!

Good God, this is just sick. OP your mother must be so proud..

This shit keeps posting the same old fantasies.

I picture a fat, defective, stunted-brain putz with green zits all over and a lifetime of lonely misery behind and ahead.

And tiny cock.

Or maybe a teen girl who caint larn Inglish in her city school.

OP is one of those "smell people".

you mean, his dick tasteD so good.

I think he meant "his dick tasTed so good"

Dad?

[quote]...for awhile.

Oh, dear.

Ball Smelt - yes, they are found in Australia and they do want to kill you.

Habitat: hairy and/or scab encrusted taint region

Diet: Post-consumer bio waste

Countermeasures: weighted hairnet, dense snood, N95 mask

Pull off head, squeeze out goo, slice, scrape, bread, saute.