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I will let 200 men fill my hungry hole this weekend if Biden wins

No regrets

by Anonymousreply 34November 7, 2020 10:59 PM

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 1November 3, 2020 7:16 AM

Kamala will come to your rescue as she bides her time waiting until old Joe is sent off to the old folks home.

by Anonymousreply 2November 3, 2020 7:18 AM

You will need to find someone willing to fuck you first

by Anonymousreply 3November 3, 2020 7:19 AM

I was going to say that I would hate to be #200, but being the first in that sewer pit isn't very appealing either.

by Anonymousreply 4November 3, 2020 7:23 AM

OP, so will Melania.

by Anonymousreply 5November 3, 2020 7:24 AM

You were going to do that anyway.

by Anonymousreply 6November 3, 2020 7:27 AM

OP = Aaron Schock who has decided to change sides now.

by Anonymousreply 7November 3, 2020 7:31 AM

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by Anonymousreply 8November 3, 2020 7:51 AM

OP, I'm not sure but I think you might be a slut.

by Anonymousreply 9November 3, 2020 8:06 AM

Unless you're Dean Young or Yungblud, pass.

by Anonymousreply 10November 3, 2020 8:12 AM

Don't eat the creme fraiche at OP's house.

by Anonymousreply 11November 3, 2020 8:15 AM

Dex, wake up man, they're both really yucky.

by Anonymousreply 12November 3, 2020 8:21 AM

What's your excuse every other weekend?

by Anonymousreply 13November 3, 2020 9:25 AM

all at once?

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by Anonymousreply 14November 3, 2020 10:35 AM

LOL R14,

by Anonymousreply 15November 3, 2020 10:41 AM

It’s going to happen regardless of how the election turned out.

WHORE

by Anonymousreply 16November 3, 2020 11:19 AM

Golden Corral doesn't have that many employees, you fat whore.

by Anonymousreply 17November 3, 2020 11:22 AM

I voted Biden. So if Trump wins I'm hoovering 70 loads - to try to blot out my depression. If Biden wins, I'm drinking a bottle of champagne everyday for a week, locked down in my apartment, dancing and doing housework nude, wearing ladies' costume jewelry.

by Anonymousreply 18November 3, 2020 11:26 AM

Hoovering 70 loads sounds like more fun.

by Anonymousreply 19November 5, 2020 1:12 AM

OP So this weekend will be just like your other typical weekends then?

by Anonymousreply 20November 5, 2020 1:32 AM

Why are you scaling back just for Election Weekend, OP!?!

by Anonymousreply 21November 5, 2020 2:44 AM

Lol.

by Anonymousreply 22November 6, 2020 7:37 AM

Yay!!!

by Anonymousreply 23November 7, 2020 4:03 PM

OK it's all on OP.

We want pics please!

by Anonymousreply 24November 7, 2020 4:04 PM

OP are you "Open for business"?

by Anonymousreply 25November 7, 2020 4:05 PM

OP, you are a Christian martyr..

by Anonymousreply 26November 7, 2020 4:56 PM

Leave the door unlocked, baby

by Anonymousreply 27November 7, 2020 6:01 PM

I'm a MAGA deplorable with 9 fat inches and big loads. Can I come?

by Anonymousreply 28November 7, 2020 6:31 PM

It's time to pay up, OP. And, no, I don't use condoms.

by Anonymousreply 29November 7, 2020 6:42 PM

Thanks but no, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 30November 7, 2020 6:51 PM

OP = The Wrigleyville Cumdump

Now open for business. Line up boys...

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by Anonymousreply 31November 7, 2020 6:53 PM

OP = The Wrigleyville Cumdump

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by Anonymousreply 32November 7, 2020 6:54 PM

The Wrigleyville Cumdump is a tRumptard, so he is outside protesting by impaling himself on a fireplug.

by Anonymousreply 33November 7, 2020 10:58 PM

[quote]impaling himself on a fireplug

bitch is tight

by Anonymousreply 34November 7, 2020 10:59 PM
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