These two would be Dataloungers.

That fat queen Fred Rutherford from [italic]Leave it to Beaver[/italic]

obviously

Excellent choice, R2.

Karen, Jack and Will are all Dataloungers with applicable personas.

Not Grace though - she's too self-absorbed and lazy. She would try to read it sometimes but then lose concentration and get distracted.

These two are a little too young to be DataLoungers, but give them a couple years.

Young-ish and restless

Waylon Smithers

Maude Findlay

Brian's cousin Jasper from [italic]Family Guy[/italic]

Dexter from [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic]

Principal McGee.

Mr. Paul Lynde, of course.

R10 went for an incredibly deep cut, and found a total gem.

“Sophia, by placing this pearl necklace between my bosoms, does it make me look like I’m a sex-starved slut who is in need of a man to bed? "

[Sophia says yes.]

" Good, then pearl it is.”

This one:

And this one:

Duh! Mrs. Roper, obviously. It's all about the caftan.

And this one:

Funny we're getting mostly zany straight women.

Gays love nutty women.

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We're doing Brits? OK.

Pic # 1

Pic # 2

She wants her pussy to be grabbed...

Me, of course.

This "Vicious" couple

Nurse Ratched.

Shirley the waitress on What’s Happening! She’d have a lot of honest advice to add to the food preparation threads.

Especially Violet.

That’s okay, David. I’m not that scared.

Mr Belvedere

Vincent Price, of course!

Leon from Roseanne

Jenna Maroney

Miranda from Sex and the City. And Stanford. And Anthony.

Niles, the Butler. He'd be all over the Broadway threads.

Mrs. Milburn Drysdale

The real Niles, Niles Crane.

We're here - we've ALWAYS been here.

How I imagine the UVA DLers:

these 2

Margaret Hoolihan from MASH. Phyllis from MTM. The nosey neighbor Gladys from Bewitched.

Mike "Wags" Wagner of "Billions." Always looking for the dirt, wherever he can source it.

Carrie Mathison ("Homeland"), for conspiracy theories.

Roman Roy ("Succession"), because he's snarky and totally seems like a Datalounger.

Vat about me?

Roger Collins from Dark Shadows

Dr. Zachary Smith from Lost in Space.

Buddy Cole

The two Queens of DL

Margo Leadbetter definitely belongs here. Though she wouldn't ever admit it.

Mad & Hell!

Because of her nosey nature, Hyacinth Bucket is a Datalounger. But much like Margo Leadbetter, she'll never admit it.

Hermoine

Charles Nelso Reilly and Brett Somers

Little Edie

Dee from What’s Happening would look in from time to time to render a blistering opinion.

Julian Crane

Higgins

These two.

Tatum O'Neal

Natalie.

This Queen!

Faghag DL Brigade

Pepperment Patty and Marcy are too butch for D.L

Margo will cut a bitch

Me too

Once upon a time...

Jo Polniaczek

Monroe from Too Close For Comfort.

Roger, BIG TIME data lounger

THE Princess Margaret

Grandpa and Grandma Walton.

Television? What about the legitimate theater?

this guy

What about US?!

Madge!

Bernice Clifton

Schitt’s Creek’s David Rose,

Clifton Webb.

Everyone EXCEPT the youngest one in curls.

You wouldn't have it any other way

Addison DeWitt.

Ethel Mae Potter Mertz

Jo from The Facts of Life

Kevin Spacey on House of Cards

Gomer Pyle

Perry Mason and Paul Drake

Mr Sulu

Miss Franklin Pangborn

[bold]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?[/bold]

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Farley Granger on Edge of Night

All the male cast members from Dark Shadows

Sufficient? Never!

I love those Tasteful Friends threads!

I'm here to help in the home repair threads.

These two, especially the one on the right.

Charles Nelson Reilly and Brett Somers

David Lochary looks 👀 down on this list

You know these two would be here!

Mink Stole wouldn’t even give half the trash 🗑 on this list a “Rosary Job”

Lord John of Baltimore

104 posts, cunts? After all these years?

Well, I never in all my life.

Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack

These two would both be here.

Alex from the original One Day At A Time

Willy Wonka hates children

This guy would have used a dial-up modem, stumbled upon the DL, and maybe realized he wasn't really in love with his boss....his female boss.

Lumpy Rutheford was the first gay bear, r1.

There may be a few here

Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place

Amanda Peyser from Beverly Hills, 90210

Stewie from Family Guy

Kay from The Brady Bunch

Nell Harper from Gimme A Break!

Constance Langdon, Sister Jude and Fiona Goode from American Horror Story

Mrs. Blankenship from Mad Men

Todd Chrisley

Thelma Harper from Mama's Family

THE Eunice Burns

I thought I smelled gin and regret!

Darren Stephen's mother

....

R119 nice! Remember when Fox hosts would go on about how much fan mail Shep receives from female viewers?

I check in every now and then to help you boys bash the Karen's and their awful crotch fruit. Plus we give each other excellent fashion advice.

After how kind you all were to help me plan a beautiful wedding reception, I still check in. You've provided me with some great wisecracks at the expense of that egg-sucking Phyllis.

Why me of course, dahlings.....

My sister Mildred and I adore you boys. I loved sharing smoke breaks with you outside the court room, and she loved the fashions you'd bring over for our late brother.

And this bitch.

Alexis & Sabella in this scene are like most DL-ers at any given time...claws out, exchanging insults.

Uncle Charlie

David Niven.

Bub! Uncle Charlie was nothing but a tuna sniffer!

We’re not from TV, darling, but we’d surely scroll this board while sipping our pink lemonade.

Oh blow it out of your harmonica, baroness.

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I'm Dr. Smith. I'm on DL to tell people that becoming a vegetarian or a vegan is bad for your complexion.

Oprah and Gayle!

Yogi Bear’s other bottom

Internet celebrity Cinder block

Definitely Wendy

The Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League.

These two.

Don't forget me

The Eldergays from Barney Miller.