The Annual Big Dick Face Awards Are Here!

Do you mean Charlie O'Connell, OP? Brother of the (somewhat) more famous Jerry O'Connell? I think Jerry is sexy but he doesn't necessarily have BDF (big dick face).

Carry on, anyway. This topic is amusing.

Good God, It's Charlie O'CONNELL! However will we live this down. The silver loving cup has already been engraved!

Everything about Charlie is long and strong. That thing must be a whopper!

Liam Neeson (in an OLD photo here) has a legendary big dick.

Does he have BDF? I think yes.

Hi gays

Another young Liam.

Old Hollywood B-lister, the horsehung Forrest Tucker.

BDF?

One more old-timer, just for reference.

A young Milton Berle. BDF?

Berle had hideous big dick face.

Without naming names, there’s an actor with Big Dick Face that has one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen. At least 13” and a head the size of a lemon. He has to use both hands to jerk off.

I am a regular listener of Gilbert Gottfried’s hilarious podcast. He typically interviews older celebrities and many of them have talked about Berle showing his penis to them because he was so proud of its size.

Yes, Forrest Tucker was one big hangin' man.

They had to pull the camera back 20' for most of his shots just to get all that big meat in the frame.

Tucker was never "pretty" and aged rather badly, IMHO. But in his early film & TV appearances he's tall, slim, and animated, innately masculine, and very sexy in his own way.

(yes, that's fellow tall guy Gary Cooper at left)

Yo-da-lay-he-hoooooo!, r13.

Goog God, Gary Cooper was so fucking gorgeous.

Gary Cooper belongs in this BDF thread, according to Clara Bow and some of his other early lovers.

R10, just name the guy. Come ON.

Neeson, Tucker, and Cooper may have had big dicks, but they didn't have BDF.

Someone on DL confirmed that Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey in fact does have BDF:

Not everyone with a huge hog has BDF, but most people with BDF have huge hogs.

So what is it about the man at R19 that says "big dick face?"

I don't think we have some clear consensus here.

If you're not born with it you can always buy it.

Ken Marino from Party Down and The State

Hilary Swank

Carly Simon

Austrian socialite Fiona Swarovski

Ken Wahl

On the set of Cheyenne, Clint Walker would have to tuck it into his boot.

Handsome young athlete

Wow! I never realized how incredibly handsome Gary Cooper was...damn!

R29’s face is gorgeous. I love dark, solemnly set eyes and that perfect nose.

Thomas Jane

My pic of Clint didn't work

R29 my Jewish high school wrestler lover looked like this guy. And he had a beautifully sculpted large penis. c.1974

[quote] So what is it about the man at [R19] that says "big dick face?"

Large facial features, especially a big nose and big teeth and always indicative of a big love tackle.

The kid at R29 doesn't have so much a big dick, as he does a semi boner.

He has a big body.

The undisputed champion

It's okay R10, you can reveal my name. Please, please, reveal my name.

Thomas Jane might have the F but he doesn't have the BD. Neither does Jerry O'Connell, which doesn't bode big for brother Charlie.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Joel Reed verified.

Beto “Fat Dick” O’Rourke.

The kid at R29 has a smallish dick that doesn’t even hang down as low as his ball sack. The head is resting on what would be the ‘equator’ of his scrotum, pushing his penis outward. That is NOT a big bulge or a big dick or even a semi—it is the telltale sign of a disappointing dong.

Moreover he doesn’t even really have BDF so his inclusion in this thread makes no sense. He is handsome, though, but please, guys.

British actor Darren Boyd

No R43, you're wrong. He's handsome AND has BDF. Maybe you meant to write something that makes you look less retarded? Or you could offer your own example of a guy with BDF.

Hidely-ho, neighbors!

There's an exception to every rule. My last lover had all the markings of BDF. Handsome, big facial features, big honker, prominent jawline, huge chompers and a wide smile. Plus he was 6'4", with a wide stance and was way too confident.

The first time we had sex I was like, "Oh... okay." I didn't realize at the time it was the dick I'd spend the next thirteen years of my life with.

He was averagely hung at best. I was way more hung, and I was the bottom! If he hadn't made up for it in other departments (he was a sweetheart and a great partner) I don't think the relationship would have lasted as long as it did.

Adrien Brody

always had a thing for Adrien

only on DL...

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I think Chris Cuomo has BDF

Krasinski

John Larroquette had BDF.

Tom Hopper

Laroquette is a good one: when I was young, I'd watch him on NIGHT COURT and he gave serious big dick energy, despite the goofy character he played.

Adam Driver gives me big dick vibes.

Matt Barr

i see no big dicks or dicks at all in these pix...

face alone not count, marys

R19 Jacob Frey looks like he could be the American cousin of Prince Charles.

R56 I love Laroquette. Adam Driver gives me dry heaves.

R59, he does kind of resemble my mental picture of DL orange-letter poster BonniePrinceCharlie.

Hotties !!

Not so fast, OP. Dax Shepard has asked to be measured for consideration.

Dax Shepard appears to have BDT, r63, my only reliable measuring sticks.

A lot of these guys are ugly-hot (a male equivalent to the French jolie-laide), which is so much my thing.

I can admire pretty men but they are just not sexually appealing to me.

Just saying.

Kristen stepping out on Dax last year with another lunk. How is Kristen Bell like the Alaskan wilderness?

Isn't it "beau laid," r65?

I always think it's the long horse face look that has the big sausage. And long toes too, although I hate looking at toes and feet with a passion.

Jon barinholtz from superstore

R58 does not understand BDF.

And his brother Ike

Krasinski = Polish (good chance of having BD)

C. Cuomo = Italian (fat, even if not long)

Scott Bakula perhaps

Young Jason Behr had a Jeff Strykerish BDF.

Neville Dongbottom amirite?

Mitt Romney's son Josh

R46 stupid sexy Flanders.

Nippy!

Sunday BUMP for BDF

Hubert Delattre from “Black Spot”

R72 Where Krasinski is concerned, and without exaggeration: if I could simultaneously suck his dick, eat his ass, make out with him, and fuck him all while fucked me, that'd be a dream come true. I think he was hotter before he got buff. But I'm not mad.

I feel the same way about Josh Groban.

I imagine Josh Groban's non-erect penis hanging a good two or three inches below his XL egg sized balls.

I cant imagine anyone less sexy than Josh Groban . Even were he packing 10 inches I wouldnt do him. Hes so bland its a turn off.

Agreed. Groban has the sex appeal of a bowl of oatmeal.

R80 Here. That's okay, R82, & R83. That leaves more for me, & R81 if they're interested.

Jack.

Who is that, Jack the Stripper?

Jason Sudeikis has Meaty Cock Face (MCF).

Oliver Jackson Cohen

He is an obnoxious idiot and an bigot, but John Rocker must be nominated perforce.

R89 You sure know how to pick them, man.

R85 is the charming Jack Harrer, Bel Ami's superstar of recent years, and just about aging out now. Beautiful succulent big cock and he's recto/verso!

Lest we forget

I've seen Bakula naked and know a woman who fucked him. The nose is a liar. He's average.

Corey Stoll has BDF.

Bears QB Nick Foles is known to have the biggest dick in the NFL.

Known how?

R96 tidbits have come out over the years. He is referred to by teammates as “Big Dick Nick” and “Footlong Foles.”

R80 here. I like him too, R87.

He qualifies for BDF

And also Fugly Duckling, r99.

BDF and ugly-hot often go together. See r65 above And Foles is not so bad at all.

Male str8 porn actor Bruce Venture and the BDF is true

Without dick pics to use as confirmation, I don’t see how we can give out any awards for ‘Big Dick Face’.

Peter Lupus

[quote] Without dick pics to use as confirmation, I don’t see how we can give out any awards for ‘Big Dick Face’.

The award is for big dick FACE. Not big dicks.

Does big dick FACE exist anywhere except DL?

R106 you need to get out more often.

No one is more perceptive of the obvious than r107.

r106

Adrien Grenier does not have BDF, but his dick is maybe slightly above average? Judging from the short clip of him masturbating. I shudder when I think of the rumors about his cheesy uncut dick and how he likes to force the cheese on girls when they blow him. 🤮

If that were the case, Azealia Banks would have told us all about it. She didn't. She just said he was a woodless wonder.

r109 what clip!?!?!?

He cammed with someone IIRC.

Certainly not in your mirror, R106.

This thread has too much F and not enough D.

I think you miss the point of thread.

It's kind of a pointless thread, r115, with the silliness about it being exclusively about the face. SHOW US THE BIG DICK RECEIPTS, NINNY.

There's plenty of big dick threads. Go find them!

Posted for illustrative purposes. Dick matches face.

Now you miss the point, r117.

Alisson Becker

That porno isn't Becker. The guy had a huge shclong.

*schlong

If this is Alisson Becker, yes, he is dongful. He's also very handsome. But his head...BDF? Really?

Michael Phelps' has the epitome of BDF. Having never seen his machinery flacid or erect I don't know if the look works for him. But BDF he has, for miles.

R101 I agree, I would never consider Nick Foles unattractive.

Michael Phelps has big weird shaped dick face.

Suicided Killer Aaron Hernandez? Is this a good representation of BDF?

r127 Venerating that murderous POS is where DL flushed its career staight down the shitter.

No. The Chris guy who killed his wife and children - that's DL at its lowest.

Personally I don't consider Aaron Hernandez an example of BDF. In my experience BDF guys more often have sharp facial features and elongated faces.

Not sure why, but Peyton Manning always struck me as the epitome of BDF.

R116 this is why they hate us.

"So what is it about the man at that says "big dick face?"

People think thick, masculine features mean sizemeat but it often is just tinymeat.

The biggest dick I ever encountered was an Irish guy about 5'7" who looked like a blend of Michael J. Fox and Phil Collins. You'd never know by looking at him that it was a thick 9 inches, and he was a 'grower'.

R132 they don’t hate us, they only hate you

People here do realize that there is no correlation of guys with long faces or big noses with having big dicks.

Right?

I have sharp/angular features and a long(ish) face and I am totally average, sad to say.

But is it really a “Big Dick Face”, if there isn’t a BIG DICK on the body attached to the head with the BIG DICK FACE?

This thread is useless without big dick pics.

BDF?

R150 Is that gay and straight porn star Matt Hughes?

Not only does Matt have BDF, he has Big Dick CHAV Face, and the appropriate big CHAV cock.

DL fave Eric Balfour

DL fave Clint Watts

And we’ve all seen DL fave Steve Howey

No love for Laurence Fox?

Much wasn't sure his face was sufficiently transmitting his cock size.

Chris.

We know Chris is hung huge but I don't see it on his face.

[quote] Kristen stepping out on Dax last year with another lunk.

That lunk is a big, gay, nelly bottom. He works out at my gym.

Clint Watts has Dobby The Elf face.

He looks like his brother Jerry's butt-baby with Dan from The Real World Miami.

Eric Balfour may have BDF, but he does not have BDD.

r148 and r149 who dat Chris?

His name is Chris Diamond, r154. He has an actual big dick, which has a smegmatron attached to it. It's such a long smegmatron, it adds about a half-inch to his already large cock. He is in porn. Straight, I think. Or maybe bi. I'd be more interested if he were smegmatron-free.

His dick is never left alone long enough to accumulate smegma. And I don't know why anyone would wish someone less sensitivity in their penis.

Chris Diamond does not have extra long foreskin. He has Phimosis. One hardly ever sees the head except rarely when he comes and makes it a point to pulls it back. I bet his dick would be even bigger and hotter if that whole ginormous Spanish pene would be free to expand.

R150 but is the Nelly lunk bottom horse hung? Dax is always blabbing how hot this or that guy is. If and when Dax does guys, I'm sure he's recto/verso.

[quote]Chris Diamond does not have extra long foreskin. He has Phimosis.

DOA dick. What a waste.

Colin Ford.

Anyone with "neanderthal" facial features.

There used to be a nude picture of Jerry O'Connell that was floating around on the Internet that looks like it was taken inside a locker room. I've been searching for it, but it looks like it's been scrubbed off.

Anyway, in that picture, his dick was like a nubbin. There was nothing there. And being as Charlie O'Connell is his brother, I'd be surprised if Charlie is sporting any size meat himself.

Lillo Brancato (from A Bronx Tale) has a BDF.

R104 He posed for Playgirl many years ago.

R148 looks like Meg Ryan

R164 He had one solid body and a solid cock.

Andrew Prine. He also posed nude for Viva magazine in the 70s. His dick was soft in the photos but still ample.

Tim and Frank.

R167 Andrew and his ample cock to match the BDF.

Adam Driver

Young Andrew Prine looked like fellow BDF honoree, John Krasinski.

Nick Foles has that log horseface that Criss Stokes the porn star had. Wondering if they're hung similar.

Ted Cassidy

R140 R141 Those photos don't fully capture the enormity of Matt aka Danny D.

R174 Tell me about it...

Indeed, r174.

R174 I want him to slap my face with that thing.

Jerry O'Connell also doesn't have BDF at all. One guy having a small pecker does not mean his brother is going to have a small one too.

Let's not forget about mule dicked Chad Hunt.

R179 Good lord. I couldn't focus on the dick because I was distracted by whatever nastiness is going on in his anus.

Chad definitely had a pronounced pucker. A classic starfish anus.

While his bro-ness is grating and he doesn't seem terribly bright, I've always thought that Ryan Lochte has total BDF. I've often wondered if swimmers are cursed if they have a big penis. I mean, the drag alone.

r10 so who is the actor with the lemon sized cock head.?

r182 - Phelps is supposed to have a huge cock according to the transexual he fucked.

Dax Shepard has been described as possessing a huge cock with an orange sized head, so I wonder if he's Mr. Lemon Head.

Jeezus ! Did Chad Hunt get into fisting ??? Blech !

Dax should be in the Franke Grande thread as guys you wouldnt fuck no matter how big their dick is . Hes also repulsive.

Hale Appleman

Speak for yourself, I'd take every inch of Dax. I think he's sorta cute in that louche way.

Re Chad Hunt's ass in that pic. Didn't Chad end up with the sundial tattoo on the ass, that was popular back then? The dark is probably the beginning of the tattoo process? Or someone is playing a joke on him with photoshop.

R188 Nah.

R182 Yup.

[quote] so who is the actor with the lemon sized cock head.?

Kevin Costner has a big ol' thick hog. Probalbly not all that long though.

Costner is straight, but he loves to be watched - by women or men

A mustached Costner gave off major Chad Douglas vibes in the1985 film, American Flyers.

Kevin is a whole lot prettier, obviously, but I can’t help but think of Chad’s huge cock dangling between Kevin’s legs!

Costner does not have BDF, whatever the size of his dick.

Costner's profile was very much hawk nose BDF. He sure was gorgeous when he was young.

Daniel Ricciardo, Formula 1

BDF for DAYYYSSS

yes daddy

Yep, that stud is the epitome of BDF. Besides his large facial features, just look at those big Clydesdale teefs!

R193, there was major VPL in “JFK,” during his speech to the jury.

Sexy Alexei from "90 Day Fiance". He is a real sweetheart.

Does Keith Hernandez qualify

R203 I‘d say yes.

R199 is major BDF.

BDF x 2

I can't vouch for the size of their dicks, but R206 has the makings of a pretty scrumptious sandwich right there.

Yes, I will have "the McDermott MulDylan" to go, with everything. Yes, the 12-inch, please.

You can vouch for the size of Dermot Mulroney's dick. He unleashed his big swinging dick in a Neve Campbell movie.

There is an outtake of Coster in his briefs on the DVD of "For Love of the Game" and he is packing. You can see the outline of the very thick head of his penis.

*Costner

Game of Thrones ' Michiel Huisman

Huisman is so HAWT. And he's a decent actor. I keep waiting for him to break through and have a bigger career as a leading man--but it keeps not happening.

Hot Indian actor has just a slight case of BDF (but his pecs are to die for).

^^ Aryan Vaid

R213 I don't think you know what BDF is. THIS is BDF:

Big dick daddy Colin Kaepernick

I just know he's got a kickstand!

Here's another one I had forgotten about who screams BDF. Sexy Brian Unger.

R217 I had a thing for him when he hosted How the Dicks Got Their Shapes.

Can I get an AMEN for Brian Unger. He's certainly got something going on, downtown.

Brian Unger plays Kevin Costner's doctor on "Yellowstone." Was surprised to see him acting in a scripted series.

I don't know who he is, but this sexy daddy in the Home Light commercial is definitely a BDF award contender.

saw adrian brody in person,,,,soooo fug

R222 He's not exactly gorgeous on film, either. But I bet his cock is huge.

What's in HIS pocket?

There's a commercial for the Wounded Warriors Project that features a father whose son was injured in the war. The dad has BDF for days and is sexy as fuck. I wanna give him a hug. And my dick. Is that wrong?

I know I'm going to get a Mary! for this, but 18 year-old Finn W has BDF to spare.

More like a Bryan!

DAMN!

Does Bernthal mean big dick?

[quote] Can I get an AMEN for Brian Unger. He's certainly got something going on, downtown.

Brian and his partner. Who’s the top?

Is this Jerry O'Connell sitting behind Helen Mirren at the 2010 Oscars? He sure looks like him if it isn't.

r230 no and no it does not.

I disagree, R27, I think Ken Wahl is the total OPPOSITE of a BDF. He was a BEAUTY!

Plus, didn't he go full-frontal in The Wanderers?

Brian Under is indeed a dream, especially in some tightish low rise jeans. And he provides nice moundage. But, I don't think he probably demonstrates great tumescence. We have to think of the turgidity factor here.

R232 That still of Ken Wahl brings fucking tears to my eyes! Jesus...

Two new names: Pablo Schieber and Jon Bernthal - both have Big Dick Face

Happy 79th birthday to Harrison Ford! Does he have BDF?

R19 Jacob Frey looks exactly like the love child of Ronald Reagan, & Prince Charles Windsor. It's uncanny.

[R233], you send me....."We must think of the turgidity factor here." I can see you now, in your white lab coat, with your clipboard....though you MUST learn to spell "Unger."

OP's guy has weird dick face. That isn't big dick face.

R157. Chris Diamond does indeed have a very big dick, but he does not have phimosis. His beautiful foreskin slides easily back and forth over his cockhead as show here: