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Let’s Be “Sesame Street”

We’re the original ambiguously gay duo.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 28, 2020 11:55 PM

I’m Oscar in his trash can, gleefully bringing down property values.

by Anonymousreply 1October 28, 2020 9:49 PM

I'm Chita Moreno.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 28, 2020 9:57 PM

We're Warren Bert and Ernie Dogg, and we regulate the mean Street of Sesame.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 28, 2020 10:02 PM

I’m Chris Meloni, actor. I have a weird-shaped head like Bert.

by Anonymousreply 4October 28, 2020 10:03 PM

I'm the picture of Mr. Hooper that Big Bird drew that still hangs over his nest nearly 30 years after Mr. Hooper died.

by Anonymousreply 5October 28, 2020 10:05 PM

I am C, which is for Cookie, not Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 6October 28, 2020 10:08 PM

I'm Elmos original voice.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 28, 2020 10:17 PM

I'm the feathers around big bird's anus.

by Anonymousreply 8October 28, 2020 10:29 PM

Don't be silly OP. Puppets don't have pee-pees!!

by Anonymousreply 9October 28, 2020 11:09 PM

I’m dashing, handsome Guy Smiley, Sesame Street’s resident game show host. I am a mixture of Peter Tomarken, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and John Kerry, but I was famous decades before any of them. Luckily, muppets don’t age.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 28, 2020 11:15 PM

I'm Oscar's cigar and I've been edited out of all collections and most pictures from the early seasons.

by Anonymousreply 11October 28, 2020 11:27 PM

Did Judy ever appear on Sesame Street.

Why didn't Barbra ever appear? Jason was supposedly a huge fan.

by Anonymousreply 12October 28, 2020 11:28 PM

[quote] I am C, which is for Cookie, not Cunt.

I’m Helen Lawson, who made a very special appearance on Sesame Alley. C is for cunt, not cookie and the CUNY’s name is Maria.

by Anonymousreply 13October 28, 2020 11:45 PM

[quote] I am C, which is for Cookie, not Cunt.

I’m Helen Lawson, who made a very special appearance on Sesame Alley. C is for cunt, not cookie and the cunt’s name is Maria.

by Anonymousreply 14October 28, 2020 11:47 PM

I'm the wicked witch of the west. I didn't really melt. I threatened to turn Oscar's trashcan upside down with him in it and glue it to the sidewalk.

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by Anonymousreply 15October 28, 2020 11:55 PM
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