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Joel Osteen’s son

I would a million times. I would probably fall in love as well.

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by Anonymousreply 62February 20, 2022 4:26 PM

future demon successor to his demon charlatan father

by Anonymousreply 1October 27, 2020 1:51 PM

R1 - I’m attracted to deeply flawed individuals.

by Anonymousreply 2October 27, 2020 1:51 PM

Fuck that entire fucking grifting family.

by Anonymousreply 3October 27, 2020 1:51 PM

He does look like a cookie sniffer....

by Anonymousreply 4October 27, 2020 1:53 PM

Well, at least he's improved the family line....much better than dad's demonic eyes and horse teefs.

by Anonymousreply 5October 27, 2020 2:00 PM

He reminds me of the Latino Jonas brother.

by Anonymousreply 6October 27, 2020 2:03 PM

[quote] the Latino Jonas brother.

?

by Anonymousreply 7October 27, 2020 2:12 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8October 27, 2020 2:16 PM

Too cute and feminine looking for me. I need a big burly man.

by Anonymousreply 9October 27, 2020 2:23 PM

Really, R7? Please.

by Anonymousreply 10October 27, 2020 2:33 PM

He's 25. So many men named Jonathan are gay.

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by Anonymousreply 11October 27, 2020 3:16 PM

He and Archie would make a good combo.

by Anonymousreply 12October 27, 2020 3:28 PM

He got Victoria’s meerkat teeth.

by Anonymousreply 13October 27, 2020 3:40 PM

[quote] He reminds me of the Latino Jonas brother.

Is there a Latino Jonas brother, a white one, and an Arabic one? How about a Asian or black one?

by Anonymousreply 14October 27, 2020 3:55 PM

Not cute at all.

by Anonymousreply 15October 27, 2020 4:13 PM

Yum!

by Anonymousreply 16October 27, 2020 4:22 PM

He’s a leader that is attracting young followers to the church. I’d follow him anywhere 🤤

by Anonymousreply 17October 27, 2020 5:38 PM

Is he a confirmed tuna taster?

by Anonymousreply 18October 27, 2020 5:40 PM

R18 - He’s bisexual. Which in my opinion is just a layover to Homotown.

by Anonymousreply 19October 27, 2020 5:54 PM

Link to evidence of bisexuality please.

by Anonymousreply 20October 27, 2020 5:57 PM

Yes, "Jonathan" is a gay man's name.

by Anonymousreply 21October 27, 2020 6:00 PM

[quote] Fuck that entire fucking grifting family.

I think that’s what OP is trying to do.

One dude at a time.

by Anonymousreply 22October 27, 2020 6:05 PM

Bec, he’s too faggy for you!

by Anonymousreply 23October 27, 2020 6:45 PM

What’s the hole situation like?

by Anonymousreply 24October 27, 2020 6:46 PM

Looks inbred to me.

by Anonymousreply 25October 27, 2020 10:56 PM

He look like Fug Lee’s son.

by Anonymousreply 26October 27, 2020 11:04 PM

Joel Osteen is obviously a snake oil salesman, IMO. He's 57 and looks good for his age, I admit. But plastic surgery is evident and I am interested to see what he looks like as the years progress.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 27, 2020 11:13 PM

A lot of televangelists do ping like the late Paul Crouch, Creflo Dollar, Joseph Prince, Jim Bakker, the obvious lesbian Joyce Meyer, etc. It doesn't help their wives often look like drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 28June 17, 2021 3:25 AM

If there was a god, Osteen Jr would have been born ugly, and Osteen Sr would fall into a sewage filled sinkhole.

by Anonymousreply 29June 17, 2021 3:29 AM

Oh GIRL......Who SHE kidding?....Bet he knows his way around Oak Lawn in Dallas....

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by Anonymousreply 30June 17, 2021 3:36 AM

[quote]A lot of televangelists do ping like the late Paul Crouch, Creflo Dollar, Joseph Prince, Jim Bakker

But none are as hot as Jentezen Franklin. But he has five children, so he likes the sex with the ladies.

by Anonymousreply 31June 17, 2021 3:37 AM

He even LISPS while he sings...He makes David Archuleta look straight....He looks like EVERY gay contestant on American Idol....LoL

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by Anonymousreply 32June 17, 2021 3:39 AM

Hillsong's Brian Houston used to be sexy, but age hasn't been kind to him.

by Anonymousreply 33June 17, 2021 3:40 AM

Video (2:40 second mark)....He looks like the guy who is going to be OUT and have an A+E show about his Daddys Church in about 10 years....LoL

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by Anonymousreply 34June 17, 2021 3:44 AM

Joe is the Latino Jonas brother. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 35June 17, 2021 6:18 AM

Joel is gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 36February 19, 2022 10:41 PM

Growing up in that Mega-church grifter family

he should more well-adjusted than Jerry Falwell Jr

by Anonymousreply 37February 19, 2022 10:45 PM

R36 or future trans?

by Anonymousreply 38February 19, 2022 10:47 PM

He looks like Mendes and Lautner rolled into one.

by Anonymousreply 39February 19, 2022 10:55 PM

does he buy his dad's bullshit or is he in on the grift?

by Anonymousreply 40February 19, 2022 11:01 PM

OP must be blind because that kid is FUG

by Anonymousreply 41February 19, 2022 11:25 PM

that son is a big ole M A R Y !!!!!!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Anonymousreply 42February 19, 2022 11:28 PM

Crazy culty

by Anonymousreply 43February 19, 2022 11:31 PM

Is he white?

He looks adopted.

by Anonymousreply 44February 20, 2022 12:15 AM

He looks and sounds extremely gay.

by Anonymousreply 45February 20, 2022 1:10 AM

I wonder what his salary is? Wait! The Jonas Brothers are only half brothers? What about the Osmonds?

by Anonymousreply 46February 20, 2022 1:13 AM

Oh my, yet another straight dude in a long line of straight dudes who you just know are a gay. Give it up, boys. He's quite straight but is probably saving himself for marriage. Good Christian boy.

by Anonymousreply 47February 20, 2022 1:17 AM

He's got the toothy perma-smile his dad has practically patented. He pings but tbh Joel Osteen has always kinda pinged for me, too. It may just be their thing. I've heard the wife is a handful, so maybe the guys are all soft-spoken betas and the woman are the dominant ones.

by Anonymousreply 48February 20, 2022 2:00 AM

I wonder what is her favorite Housewives show. Who her favorite Housewife is. I’m betting Erika Jane.

by Anonymousreply 49February 20, 2022 2:15 AM

Enough with baseless gay accusations! So sick of it already. Find a new passtime.

by Anonymousreply 50February 20, 2022 2:31 AM

Find a new pass-around bottom!

by Anonymousreply 51February 20, 2022 2:33 AM

She definitely gets on her knees for Jesús.

Not Jesus Christ....Jesús, the family gardener.

by Anonymousreply 52February 20, 2022 2:38 AM

Joel is definitely smelling cookies.

The son may be gay, but he would be so deeply closeted. Who wants a project like that.

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by Anonymousreply 53February 20, 2022 2:39 AM

This is like the premise of that SVU episode with Tim Daly and Kathy Baker.

by Anonymousreply 54February 20, 2022 2:44 AM

I watched the video objectively and have to put big money on him being a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 55February 20, 2022 2:55 AM

But can he talk with his eyes open?

by Anonymousreply 56February 20, 2022 9:13 AM

Where is he? He hasn’t posted since the beginning of the pandemic in 2020!

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by Anonymousreply 57February 20, 2022 12:19 PM

These Televangelists don't do shit for their communities. I remember when Hurricane Harvey hit and Osteen's church did nothing to help out the residents of Houston. These Evangelical churches exploit their tax exempt status to grift, grift and grift. Klepto Dollar has tons of homes and private jets. These megachurch pastors excuse their greed by arguing it's a blessing from God. Their sermons are not truly Christian, more just New Age feelgood stuff with American capitalist propaganda. Basically they beg for money in the most diplomatic and florid way and tell their followers they will get blessed through their charity and faith in God. They exploit the poor and marginalized.

by Anonymousreply 58February 20, 2022 12:30 PM

He’s in his mid 20s, no gf and still lives at home? Suspect.

by Anonymousreply 59February 20, 2022 1:32 PM

R59 His parents are rich and he's grown up devoutly Christian. He's gotta find a woman that shares his faith, is willing to wait until marriage, AND can deal with the publicity that comes along with being tied to his family. Plus, I'm sure he's aware he's got to be on the lookout for grifters.

by Anonymousreply 60February 20, 2022 3:25 PM

There's no way a good Christian boy like that him would be a gay.

by Anonymousreply 61February 20, 2022 4:02 PM

R61 Would trans be more acceptable?

by Anonymousreply 62February 20, 2022 4:26 PM
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