John Mulaney

He’s a gentle lover with a girthy dick. One of the best nights of my life.

*girthy*

*FAINTS*

I only know of John Mulaney from his bits about Law And Order SVU.

There's so much more, r3. Here's a bunch. Also, do you have Netflix?

I bet he has a perfectly furry ass.

John is having a blast starting and commenting on this thread.

I always confused him with Max Greenfield when they both first started being famous.

He is married and straight, isn’t he? R1

R1=Nick Kroll

He played a guy in “Difficult People” who dresses like it’s the 1890’s, except in this scene at the gym.

[quote]He is married and straight, isn’t he?

Yes, but only because God made him 3/4ths gay and then forgot to hit the final switch.

Ridiculously handsome? Hmmm

Doesn't someone on DL have it on good authority that he actually is gay and the wife is just a beard?

He has the insight to acknowledge how gay he is and how everyone perceives him that way.

It's interesting - he is married, but have there ever been that many men who is around 75% gay and is not actually gay?

Look -- gay, bi, or straight, I want him to rock my world.

[quote]It's interesting - he is married, but have there ever been that many men who is around 75% gay and is not actually gay?

I've known a few over the years. One was a friend and people often assumed we were a couple. Of course that might only prove that I'm gay enough for two people.

R15 - I know they exist, but I never fully believe that they are 100% straight. There are plenty of men who come out later in life.

I remember a stand-up comedian - can't remember his name as he has passed away - who was gayer than anything I've ever seen. He was married. Later in life he came out gay and asked - why didn't anyone tell me?

It's hard to believe no one even asked. But the denial can be very deep.

[quote]his hairy, hefty bull nuts.

OP, proof please. John is sweet and handsome but looks like he owns a dainty ballsack.

John Mulaney's beard growing ability isn't that great. I have no clue whether or not he's really gay, however.

He should've been cast in Boys in the Band in Jim Parsons role.

[quote] I remember a stand-up comedian - can't remember his name as he has passed away - who was gayer than anything I've ever seen. He was married. Later in life he came out gay and asked - why didn't anyone tell me?

Kevin Meaney?

John is starting to age, but he wasa very cute. I have friends who knew him well at Georgetown.

Love him. Wildly talented. Salt 'n Pepper diner is the greatest section of a stand-up ever. Go watch all his stand-ups on Netflix. Consistently very, very funny and charming. He is hosting SNL next Saturday as well.

R21, did your friends say if he's a top or bottom?

R20 - DING! Yep - that's the one - Kevin Meaney. I was thinking Mooney for some reason and couldn't find him.

He was messy, but straight R23. Sorry.

The upcoming host of SNL. I’m expecting another musical number.

He was the opening act to Trevor Noah at Loyola University. Both were funny but I think John was even more funny.

He is very honest about not being at all athletic, and the photo of him in a towel seems to be proof of that. Both he and Mikey Day have the same willowy build, but I am still drawn to them.

He's very attractive and charming and I've found his stand up to be incredibly funny. Seems like a nice, decent guy, too. What's not to love?

He gives me slight Tom Hanks vibes. They both have that same kind of likability and charm.

It's those guys with thin frames and almost concave chests that unzip and it's like

*thwack*

an elephant trunk falls out.

There is a lot to love about John Mulaney. He is the best SNL host in quite a long time.

His "Cha Cha Slide" sketch was one of my favorites. He just has such a sense of fun about him and he wasn't bad at dancing either.

He did say he was on Wellbutrin for anxiety at a talk with Bill Hader.

Being around Bill Hader would cause anyone to need psychotropic drugs.

He kind of reminds me of early 80s gay porn star Tim Richards.

Mulaney would have fit right in with the William Higgins stable of models from that era as a pass around bottom.

What's the deal with Bill Hader?

Hader is hot, if you ask me.

Crazy, but hot

[quote]What's the deal with Bill Hader?

He's from Tulsa. That's all you need to know.

Charming, funny, and adorkable.

[quote] There are plenty of men who come out later in life.

There are also plenty of people who are more complex than shallow stereotypes.

He has a french bulldog

There is nothing shallow or stereotypical about that statement r38. You're just being an ass to show how smart you think you are.

He’s very cute and charming. Dreamy.

Throwing it out there, but I'd love to be the meat in a Hader-Mulaney sandwich.

That would be nice r42.

We had a poster on here whose male friend had an affair with Bill while filming It 2 and Hader's got a big dick.

Somebody in the popular celebrity gossip thread said that John Mulaney should considered be a DL icon.

I love John and think his stand-up is hilarious but there's something between his stand-up and his sketch/tv writing that just doesn't connect. His sitcom was unwatchable, the Sack Lunch Bunch was painfully unfunny and Documentary Now is the kind of show people like to pretend is funny because they think it makes them look sophisticated. And let's not even get started with the shit show that is SNL.

His musical theatre interest is wonderful. Who else would do a parody of the Pennebaker Company documentary? His artwork for Sack Lunch Bunch was based on ACL and no theatre queen can miss it.

There's something genuine about him and unlike other comics, he seems like a really cool guy. I think he and Conan are in that category.

R45 So it can't just be that people might find different things funny? No, if you don't find it funny it has to be completely unfunny and people are only pretending to like it so they seem smart? Just how insecure are you?

Mulaney’s the kind of cute/hot guy you wanna pound really hard and then snap him in two like a twig.

Agree r46. They’re witty, wimpy men, who are so damn funny it makes them irresistible, and plus the elephant trunk. Love both of them. I think I inherently like that dry, Harvard Lampoon thing.

R19, that would make very interesting casting, but I have such a soft spot for Jim Parsons. I thought he was good in the role. Don’t yell at me.

[quote] No, if you don't find it funny it has to be completely unfunny and people are only pretending to like it so they seem smart?

Yes.

[quote]Mulaney’s the kind of cute/hot guy you wanna pound really hard and then snap him in two like a twig.

"Snap him like a twig"? Why? At no point in watching him do any of his hilarious routines have I ever had an urge to do him bodily harm. Maybe with my penis, but that's all in good fun. "Snap him like a twig"? You're some fucked-up shit, bitch.

[quote]I love John and think his stand-up is hilarious but there's something between his stand-up and his sketch/tv writing that just doesn't connect.

I didn't think I'd like the Sack Lunch Bunch but it turns out I liked it a lot. It was his comedy through and through.

As an aside, I thought it was great when he switched from, "My wife and I aren't in a rush to have children," to "My wife and I don't want children" in his act.

Here's a link to "HBO’s Barry: A conversation with Bill Hader and John Mulaney" but it ends up not being much about Barry at all so it's fine if you don't watch the show.

It's really just the two of them riffing off each other for an hour and thirty minutes. They keep trying to get back on track but they keep wandering off. It's a must watch if you love either of them.

Why are people saying Bill Hader is crazy? That’s too bad. Barry is a great show and he’s fantastic in it.

Bill Hader has issues with anxiety, self-esteem and his sexuality, but he's not crazy.

I'd swallow is babies.

To me he's hotter than any muscle jock or dudebro.

Maybe it's the self-confidence / self deprication dichotomy.

Me too r55. Cute nerdy guys are like catnip to me, so much more appealing than the jock/bro types.

R55/R56 He has a beautiful back, bum, and feet too. I wish I could recall the spread, but saw some pics of him, nearly naked in a magazine interview, sprawled in a chair, shirtless and barefoot. I've seen pics of his bum on tumblr before the crackdown.

R57 “Bum” “Crackdown” hehehe

I don't find him attractive, but I can see why others do. He has a great old-timey affect, especially in his voice, and I'd love to see him as the star of a satirical take on old Hollywood movies.

One thing I like about him (and also Bill Hader) is that they're genuinely talented and very funny guys who are "classy" guys, for lack of a better word.

So many entertainers today are untalented trashbags and media whores, our pop culture is so crass and low-class now, it's refreshing to see guys like them.

R57, are you talking about Mulaney or Heder?

[quote]There is nothing shallow or stereotypical about that statement [R38].

Don't pretend to misunderstand. There's more to life than inventing reasons to be pissy.

There's real reasons to be angry, like the fact that Bill Hader has made out with Paul Rudd and I haven't. Or vice versa.

R43, was he a top or bottom?

r62 = shallow stereotype.

My favorite John Mulvaney bit

R61 Mulaney.

R52, that was a great interview/conversation. My favorite parts are where they talk about SNL sketches they pitched that got shut down, the James L. Brooks samurai movie, and Casey Kasem talking to his drug-addicted son.

John Mulaney hosted SNL this week. Here's one of the sketches he participated in.

Big Mouth on Netflix is hilarious. You should check it out if you haven't yet.

[quote]Big Mouth on Netflix is animated.

Fixed.

No, thanks.

There must be John Mullaney Pete Davidson slash fiction out there.

I mean other than in my head.

r68 I wonder if John Mulaney really didn't vote.

Well r70 just because you don't approve of animated shows doesn't mean it's not hilarious.

Mulaney might have been a good host on something like I Can See Your Voice or The Masked Singer, where his sardonic yet knowing persona would do well.

Hader and Mulaney could tag team me, as long as they didn't mind sloshing around in the other's loads while they took turns.

Ass or mouth r75?

I think he is so fucking sexy.

you dudes think everyone is gay.

People on Twitter are really mad about this monolouge.

R76 both are open for business with those two!

He’s so talented. Maybe they could develop a late night show with him. I’d watch him over Kimmel any day of the week.

R78 I haven't really read much of that in this thread. We can still appreciate him, though he's straight. I believe he's the type who enjoys the attention as well.

He's dreamy and sexy both!

I rarely find anything on SNL funny but I thought this was one of the best skits ever on SNL.

He's joining the writing staff for Seth Meyers' show:

I don’t know about hot but he is pretty funny on SNL. That’s the only place I know him from.

Didn't he have a sitcom that was cancelled after one or two episodes????? Wuss.

Stop me if you’ve heard this, but Hader’s crack ups while playing the Stefan character on SNL were often due to SNL writer Mulaney making late edits to the script. Hader would break character trying to read from a cue card funny lines he was seeing for the first time.

Too much tuna!

Bumping the thread because he and his wife stopped following each other Instagram. She removed Mulaney from her Instagram handle (she hyphenated her name) then deleted her account.

R90 - Hmmmmmmmmm! Now this is the kind of dish for which I frequent this beloved, sordid place.

He is absolutely the type to go wild with getting hot, young ass the second he gets wealth and fame (has he tho?). As he seems like the type who never got much ass to speak of.

Sounds like trouble in paradise!

He will come out shortly.

He's very open about not wanting children, which is odd since he seems to connect so well to them.

My favorite bit of his.

I hate when people break up

Has that been confirmed?

Page six. Rehab

Dedicated Thread.

Splitsville! It seems that Annamarie did not initiate (which surprised me).

He got sober and realized he was gay. Only possible reason.

Annamarie was in rehab, too, for eating disorders and despair over his cheating.

Wow, R103.

Help me to understand your thinking, R102. He gets sober, realizes he’s gay & he divorces his wife to start a life as his true self. Then, in pursuit of that, he enters into a sham relationship so that the world will not think he’s gay. But if that was his goal, why then divorce his wife, who was already providing him the cover her supposedly wants?!

^ Because Datalounge logic stipulates that if a straight male celebrity is remotely attractive, then he's actually gay and just hasn't come out of the closet yet.

[quote] "Anna Marie Tendler set the table for two but she eats alone"

[Quote]Tendler captured a photo sitting down to dinner at a formal dining room in the home she’s been photographed in for months. Two plates are set and candles dance in between the place settings. Tendler is shown seated at the table, clearly alone, looking wanting at the empty chair in front of her. She’s dressed in a flowing white gown and captioned the image, “Dinner In March.”

There's more along those lines in the article about her "art" (Instagram photos of herself lounging around all by herself in some big old house).

At first I felt sorry for her but she sounds insufferable.

Bump.

Both Anna and John would like a bump, I bet.