Jonathan Lipnicki

Is he of the Jewish persuasia?

He is yummy

R1 yup

R1 - I just noticed that tattoo on his side.

He’s a little hottie now....it would be difficult not to think of that little boy in “Jerry Maguire,” while “splooging on his face.”

Every child actor seems to be Jewish. Which is weird when they’re playing the younger versions —or children - of waspy actors.

R6 - it does seem as if the Jews tend to “put the children to work” at a very young age.

R6 It seems to be a major advantage to be Jewish ir at least partially Jewish to fare well in the entertainment business. Caryn Johnson even changed her name to Whoopi Goldberg just so that she could get into a room to audition using a Jewish name. C’est la vie.

Looks like he may have dodged the curse.

Child actors often become tragic.

[quote]R1:Is he of the Jewish persuasia?

Fuck you, Erna.

R1- More important is he of the GAY persuasia?

Someone can have the most bangin' body and gorgeous face, but if they have a lisp as an adult...deal breaker.

R11 - Most child actors “go both ways.” They have been accustomed to pleasing parents, directors, agents, etc. I’m sure he would be happy to “please” you.

He turns 30 today 🎂

I bet he has a beautifully sculpted penis!

How tall?

Admits to 5’ 7” meaning closer to 5’ 4”

There’s a picture of him with Rob Gronkowski. His head is somewhere around Gronk’s nipples.

He's cute

Cute little thing.

No, I don't do roided-out midgets with mutilated dongs.

"Lipnicki" is a Polish name, which means he has at least half a chance of being really hung.

Is he related to the very famous and globally renowned Friend of Aaron Schock Mark Kurian?

He's doing Cameo videos for cheap if you're interested. He has a weird mouth and seems to be kind of, um, special. No thanks. OP's photo is quite old, btw (and airbrushed).

He was on one of those Food Network Celebrity Cooking Series a few months back. He was adorable.

R21 he's not an ethnic Pole, but rather an Ashkenazi Jew of Polish descent

Jerry, do you know a mutilated dick weighs 8 pounds?

Be hot to see him get wrecked by that guy at R18

No pesky foreskin issues.

R23 "special" in what way? I watched some of the greetings on his Cameo and he seems friendly and engaging.

He looks better now than he did a few years ago in those pics that showed him ripped and roided. He looks healthier now.

Little Known Fact: He's already killed 27 people for asking how much the human head weighs! Only the headless bodies were ever found.

I wish he would have some nudes leaked.

He certainly looks better with a little Lemon 🍋 Pledge in his mousy🐁 brown

Does the carpet match the drapes?

I don't think people on this website have any idea what steroids actually do. If you have any muscle definition whatsoever, people here says that means you're on them.

So many haters here. Lipinicki’a super hot and has been ever since he grew up

About 20 years ago on the DL I jokingly suggested that JL would grow up to be a gay porn star.

Agreed with R34. This doesn’t look like a roided out body. He’s short also, meaning not difficult to pack on muscles with proper training and diet.

Speaking of "haters", R35, what the everlovin' fuck happened to Haley Joel Osment? Stray gamma ray hit the wrong chromosome? He should have been cute as hell in his teen/adult years.

This is not the original plan.

R38, he looks like what Chastity Bono would have looked like if she had actually been a man.

Haley Joel Osment has a very sucessful career as a voice actor right now. He is a relatively sought after one. His income is no longer tied to his looks in any way

R40 - Lucky for him. He’s got a “face for radio” as my dear old daddy used to say.

My gay friends in L.A. were hanging out with Haley Joel Osment quite regularly in the 2010-2011 timeframe.