Madonna: My name is Champagne Rose. (10/17/2020)

Flat and burnt.

(Yes, I'm posting them all since Muriel no longer allows Instagram previews to show).

Good one, Dominique at R3!

Does anyone know where Champagne Rose is right now?

Spain? London? Manhattan?

Only old, fat, stupid people use IMGUR these days. People who are not much different from Mafonna.

Will she be sucking Champagne Papi? Maybe already has?

"Champagne Rosé" was a Quavo song from 2018 featuring Madonna.

But now Champagne Rose is a new personality of Madonna's.

So intriguing!

I'd have guessed Thunderbird Crabgrass or Strawberry Cisco.

What happened to her butt implants?

My name is Pinky (and the Brain).

My name is Pink Lady (no Jeff).

My name is Pinky Tuscadero.

I want to see a remake of Grey Gardens with Champagne Rose and Gwen Stefani c. 2000.

Where is this Champagne Rose moniker coming from? Are you just making things up, OP?

R16 Can you read? SHE is calling herself this on her IG under this set of photos.

Could you imagine being so unhappy and bored with yourself that you have to create multiple alter-egos (Dita, Madame X, Champagne Rose)?

Falling off the horse twice really did her in. Bitch is demented and deranged.

Looks like she's dipping into the Weimar pool again.

Oh, her latest face work has started to settle. Will Champagne Rose will make some dance music that grownups who used to be her fans want to hear, or if she will continue her unfortunate 'multicultural' endeavors in a desperate search for relevance among children who don't know she exists?

Do you think she gets triggered and cries when she looks at old pictures of her like this.

I loved her beautiful Street urgent style back in the day but come on!

Wake me when she starts her Charo phase.

More like Stale Champagne

Bitch stole my look!

R11, she repurposed them to her cheeks.

I don’t even know what to say about her, at this point. I just never thought she, of all people, would age into a delusional public clown.

Why would she be in Spain, R6. Do you think Lisbon is in Spain?

R18, Bowie had Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, The Thin White Duke, Major Tom; Prince had Spooky Electric, Bob George, Camille; George Clinton had Starchild, Dr. Funkenstein, Mr. Wiggles; Garth Brooks had Chris Gaines; Eminem had Slim Shady. What's wrong with having alter egos? Artists and writers don't always create from their own perspective, but take on different personas to tell stories.

She looks great? Looks photoshopped and full of Botox. She has a habit of making herself look 25 years younger in her social media.

Madonna looks much, much better in these Champagne Rose photos than any of her other recent pics.

She looks great!

The talent free cunt now has pink hair...gross.

Sad!

I'm NOT getting old! Fuck THAT shit! ROSA!! Bring me my placenta jerky!

[quote] "Champagne Rosé" was a Quavo song from 2018 featuring Madonna. But now Champagne Rose is a new personality of Madonna's.

As Boy George said years ago she doesn't have an original thought, she just always buys the sound of now.

She still looks like Pete Burns with a better wig budget.

God she is so exhausting. Isn’t there a online canasta game she can play? Or maybe another Malawi kid she can buy? We have easily another 25-30 years of this shit. Jeez.

Her Madame Y perfume finally came out this month. When I saw it, I thought - lazy timing, bad business. This one launches when Madame X is dead. Her other perfumes, which were well received, have been discontinued.

The new look is better and minimal, at least.

Madame "X" I meant of course

was never a fan, she was always a performer and not a musician, so I never understood how anyone enjoyed her crap. Plus she was ALWAYS this way -- even as a kid I could tell. I'm surprised people think this is weird for her. She was always pretending to be intelligent and "deep." When she dated famous men they got annoyed with her need to be seen. I still remember when she happened to drop that she was sitting around reading Rilke, in an interview. Or when Paul McCartney got annoyed with her utter idiocy. How could anyone not predict this desperation? Reminds me of Trump.

She looks great there, OP

Madonna and Trump would make a great two character play if American playwrights had any sense of satire.

She does look really great

She looks a total fright, as usual.

GrandMadonna is closing in on a 5150.

The video she has posted on her Insta is not filtered or photoshopped.

She looks really good and has lost all of the weight she gained. I think those absurd butt implants are gone too. Face it, for sixty two years old she looks fantastic.

What a looker. So beautiful. Such a fashion leader. Such a great talent.

And what a great name.

It's plain to see she puts the "stupe" in "stupendous."

That's the best she's looked in a very long time.

Her body looks good and so do her face and hair.

Very good for 61, IMHO. I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

I see Mercy is back getting fifty cents per post again!

“Champagne Rose”? LOL! In my day it was called “Old Whore.”

Mom, Granny got out of her bedroom again and she's posting weird stuff all over the internet

I think she took too many of her pills again

She looks great. Really good.

R39 Jabba, you try too hard.

Street urgent? Oh, dear.

She looks the best she's looked in years. She's been way way way way overdue for new hair. She looks trim, too. If only she had her old lips, she'd be killing it! The lips are ridiculous.

She looks good.

You dudes do realize that you're discussing a senior citizen, right?

You’d think by now a 60-something year-old memaw would be able to pick one persona and stuck with it for the remainder of her life.

She looks less awful.

Dialing up the contrast level to "surface of the sun" is the (not so new) Vaseline on the camera lens.

Eh, whatever works. She does look better than she has in quite some time.

She looks like Jeffree Star ODd on Botox and Rystaline

[quote]You dudes do realize that you're discussing a senior citizen, right?

Dude, you do realize that 55% of the posters on DL are senior citizens, right?

This is just like how I like to call myself "Water Lily"!

[quote]I don’t even know what to say about her, at this point. I just never thought she, of all people, would age into a delusional public clown.

Same. I was the biggest Madonna fan back in the day but Jesus Christ she lost the plot awhile ago. It's embarrassing, I never thought this would've happened to her.

For years now she's been chasing a young audience who have no interest in her. They have their own entertainers from their own generation who they follow, they don't care about somebody who's old enough to be their grandmother. And she just doesn't get it.

Looking at Madonna, you kind of understand why someone like Marlene Dietrich knew that it was time to retire and just go to bed.

R25 Yikes, looks like someone inflated the corpse of Joan Rivers with helium.

R62, or Joan Crawford, who saw an unflattering picture of herself in the newspapers and decided she was done.

The trick for many people in the public eye is to exit the stage [italic]gracefully[/italic]!

[quote] Does anyone know where Champagne Rose is right now? Spain? London? Manhattan?

Check the gutters.

She is too old to be cool. Not being shitty. I am too. But no one needs to see her all dolled up striking a pose.

More like Mother Gin Sling.

The smart ones know when the party is really over and it's time to get off the stage.

Dietrich had an amazingly long run, though. She was able to preserve the illusion until she was well into her seventies.

Champaign Rose? More like Damp drain hoe’s.

DIetrich was also consistent in her persona: she knew who she was, even singing contemporary material in her nightclub act. Her brand was old-school glamor. She wasn't trying to look or sound like some teen hippie girl.

Similarly, for all their faults, aging divas J Lo and Mariah Carey are true to their brands. Cher will always be Cher. They know who they are. Madge appears to have no idea who (or where) she is.

R50, trust me, I know. And my body is flawless for 44, or I wouldn't be hired to do what I do. I'm hoping it lasts, but if not...I do NOT want Madonna's surgeon.

I think Champagne Rose was the color of her family’s bathtub when she was growing up in Bay City.

Of course she looks great. My God how gullible are you people? These photos a shot through filters and photoshopped to hell and back. Try watching her Instagram videos where she is sitting on her sofa with Diablo Cody attempting to write her bio "screenplay." She looks like a hunchbacked old crone who got hit in the face with a frying pan.

what a ripoff of Cyndi Lauper’s hair

Madonna grew up in Rochester Hills, which is and was a very comfortable suburb. Her father was an engineer at Chrysler and the family had a housekeeper.

[quote]What happened to her butt implants?

Why do you call them implants if she had [italic]fat[/italic] injected into her ass? Then they're not implants but fat injections.

she's looking like a sad, crazy tranny, whose meds are not working properly. she should get off the stage before she gets carried off.

At this point she’s been pathetic almost longer than when she was (considered) cool. I think instead of being dumbfounded at how the 80’s/90’s Madonna ended up As she is today, us old schoolers should consider a reflective contemplation on her being this way all along.