Mingus Lucien Reedus

On the runway...

With mom and dad...

He must be a giant.

Perfect body.

He looks like a girl.

Modeling is in his genes.

Both Helena and Norman were models.

You can't go wrong with parents like that.

He looks like Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That

He will be in makeup soon and playing androgynous like Damien Hurley.

Mingus is prettier than most females.

[quote] He will be in makeup soon and playing androgynous like Damien Hurley.

Not likely.

His dad spends a lot of time with him, trying to butch him up.

Kid looks like a young Pamela Anderson.

She is the very epitome of "masc."

he looks like a girl...geez

You guys are harsh.

Now that he's 21, he's actually looking more masculine.

Very feminine bottom.

Gorgeous? Nope.

He has that gaunt and androgynous heroin addict look that was very popular in the 90s and aughts.

He looks like his mother in transition and no lips. MEH.

“Mingus Reedus”?

They missed an opportunity not making his middle name “Dingus.”

[quote]His dad spends a lot of time with him, trying to butch him up.

Good luck with that, dad.

He is minging.

Is that a lez-been?

He's no Lena Dunham that's for sure.

He has a very European look.

I learned a lot from his Instagram:

A) He's straight.

B) He smokes pot.

C) He's a boozer with hairy legs, and speaks of cults.

D) I don't like his sense of "humor."

E) His features are still gorgeous, and he has a cute little treasure trail.

But I fear he's going to burn out at a young age.

strange, his looks just didn't come together as it did for mom and dad

I need my men to look more ...masculine.. ! He looks to much like a she for this old bottom.

OP - You are welcome to him. I don't think you'll have many people to fight off.

He's seems like a real punk asshole.

Only an asshole wears shirts like this.

Weird, because Norman Reedus actually seems like a nice guy.

I think that Helena must have spoiled him.

I've never seen the appeal of Norman. He's fug.

Sounds like a name from the Harry Potter books.

Wow, I find Norman Reedus fug beyond belief.

Dad has a big ol’ hog in his pants. Like, massively fat.

[quote] He has that gaunt and androgynous heroin addict look that was very popular in the 90s and aughts.

That look is actually still popular in the fashion world. It dominates thoroughly. The boys are allowed to have a little muscle on them now, but not much. An odd, “alien” type of face is what will get them the job.

'Gorgeous' has to be by far the most overused word on Datalounge, and this post reeks of yet another PR exercise. If this fey ponce is gorgeous, what adjective should we be using for genuinely attractive men like Chris Evans, Ben Browder...?

What airline does he fly to Ireland?

[Quote] what adjective should we be using for genuinely attractive men like Chris Evans

Balding?

R10, Norman Reedus isn’t butch in real life.

He was a model, he is a photographer and has had shows of his photos, and I believe he published poetry as well. He’s just playing Daryl Dixon, he’s not Daryl Dixon in real life. He lived in New York for a while. Don’t know if he still has a place there. He used to go back and forth on the off season.

When he was younger, he was unusual looking but striking.

[quote] Norman Reedus isn’t butch in real life.

Ride With Norman Reedus isn't exactly showing off his femme side though. How many femme guys like motor bikes in real life?

[quote] Ride with Norman Reedus is an American travel series that premiered on AMC on June 12, 2016. The series follows actor and motorcycle enthusiast Norman Reedus where he and a guest of the week travel across a different destination on a motorcycle while exploring the city's biker culture and checking out various locales.

Mingus Reedus sounds like a disease of the penis. Looks like he goes by Lucien, which is wise.

He’s pretty, but was he born with a cleft palate? He slightly looks like he may have had a minor one.

Mingus sounds so much like Dingus.

[quote] An odd, “alien” type of face is what will get them the job.

That describes Mingus, perfectly.

What are you talking about? He's gorgeous! He's so Scandinavian looking its insane.

Anyone who thinks that his father Norman Reedus isn't attractive, is a fool.

Norman even modeled for Prada.

The whole family has modeling in their genes. It's crazy.

He looks like a performer from the 1960s but I can't think of the name. Euro, I think.

Norman looks so much better with a lighter hair color.

[quote] The whole family has modeling in their genes. It’s crazy.

Wowee, how abso-totally mega cool! And crazy, man!! Can you think of another “talent” you’d rather be born with?

I didn't realize that Helena dated Michael Hutchence.

She has scored some primo dick in her youth.

The Christensen genes are STRONG.

Mingus really is an unfortunate name.

Minge and minging/minger are two less than pleasant words in the English (British) language.

But he looks great and well done to him for being comfortable with androgynous styling without the need to label himself a gender queer non binary narcissist.

[quote] But he looks great and well done to him for being comfortable with androgynous styling without the need to label himself a gender queer non binary narcissist.

Just because he looks androgynous, doesn't mean that he is.

The kid is a total douchebro. Scroll to the third video at this link, and you'll see.

That's his friend acting like a douche.

I had no idea that Helena Christensen was Miss Universe Denmark 1986.

She appears at the 1 min 20 sec mark.

R49, I'm not a Norman Reedus fanboy, but damn, does he not look sexy as fuck in that pic.

Too fat. I prefer my twinks skinny.

ulgy as hell.

You might like him in Boondock Saints, R57.

Also R57, Norman never looked hotter than in season one of the Walking Dead.

He was gorgeous! And already in his 40's.

I don't find unwashed billy bobs that hot even if they can kill zombies.

Norman is quite blah. I guess his acting/demeanor turns some of you on because it can't be his looks.

Helena's face looks better on Helena herself

As the only son of a single mother he's probably spoiled rotten

[quote] As the only son of a single mother he's probably spoiled rotten

Without a doubt.

He also seems to be spoiled by his rich father Norman, who takes him to Lakers games, to the set of Walking Dead, and he also gets to travel the world.

I spy....

Is that Jimmy Smits?

His dog is prettier than him!

Someone needs to capture Norman, tie him down, and cut that fucking stupid hair of his. It makes him look like a complete fool. Whoever told him that was a good look for any human being to style his hair in should be shot.

Yes R68, looks like Jimmy Smits sitting next to him at the Lakers game.

Here he is with his dad and Steven Yeun on the Walking Dead set.

Looks like he has some gift boxes, too.

Mingus does look like might have a minge.

Norman looks hideous at R71

Are you sure that's Jimmy Smits sitting next to them, or some rotting cadaver they've propped up?

[quote] Norman looks hideous at R71

Agreed.

Norman needs to cut his damned hair and ditch that hideous dark color.

He's a 51 year old trying to look like a 20 something. It doesn't work. Someone should tell him.

Norman looks like he has a terrible bar band he fronts on the side.

They looked like a happy little family when Mingus was born.

It only lasted five years, same as Helena's relationship with Michael Hutchence.

Even her most recent relationship lasted only six years.

Clearly, she's the problem.

On the other hand, Norman seems happy with that Kruger lady.

Mingus looks like a Euro Trash DJ.

Joshua Jackson seemed happy with that Kruger lady too.

No he doesn't. He's not wearing a t-shirt.

He's not gorgeous in the Zac Effron sort of way. But he does very clearly have classic model looks. Almost alien. Finally a famous spawn that deserves to be a model.

hot dude. star is born !!!!

Wow, Mingus has a nice sized weiner at R67.

Looks like he's un-cut, too. In Danish style.

I don’t like his looks, but they are model-worthy.

Another celebrity kid who will never have to develop an actual personality or character because for some curious reasons, fans of their parents follow and gush over them on IG.

He's not gorgeous in the Zac Effron sort of way. But he does very clearly have classic model looks. Almost alien. Finally a famous spawn that deserves to be a model.

I was kind of thinking that too; that kid is actually a model, unlike that pudding faced son of Jud Law or that kid of Gary Oldman's. But he still looks odd, like he could be Dorian Gray...and yes, he sounds like a character from Harry Potter - he's the obnoxious kid that tries to show up Hermione in Potions before she turns him into a grasshopper.

[quote] On the other hand, Norman seems happy with that Kruger lady.

I follow Diane Kruger on Instagram and she adores Norman. She gushes over him frequently. It’s sweet.

Any broad who would fuck over Joshua Jackson is a lowbrow piece of human trash who should be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. Especially to fuck him over for that dirty looking Reedus thing.

Ho did she fuck over Joshua?

Cut or uncut?

She was fucking Reedus on the side while she was with Jackson. SHE'S A PROSTITUTION WHORE!!

Aw no one knows what the deal was with that. They might have been broken up already,

Is he the new Kia Gerber?

Oh god OP, you're fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

Can I smoke what you're smoking?

[quote]Now that he's 21, he's actually looking more masculine.

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a card, R14.

[quote]The whole family has modeling in their genes. It's crazy.

R47 the pics you're posting are hurting your cause.

Stop. Just stop.

[quote]His dog is prettier than him!

His dog's ass is prettier than him!

There, R69. Fixed that for you.

Get this kid a plate of cheese burgers before he falls over dead.

Mothers, don't feed an infant with a Keto formula.

Mama should have sluiced this one out the second she realized she'd missed a period.

He’s got some good genes that kid.

Norman was in a bad car accident and had to have his face repaired (to put it nicely). Age and years of drinking also did not help matters.

I give him and Helena credit for being on good terms and co-parenting their son. He and Diane Kruger seem happy together.

Cut or cut? Shaved or bushy?

R18: Are you the no lips/thin lips troll?

[quote] Any broad who would fuck over Joshua Jackson is a lowbrow piece of human trash who should be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. Especially to fuck him over for that dirty looking Reedus thing.

Well on a positive note, Joshua Jackson has found love again and got married to Jodie Turner-Smith, so it all worked out for them in the end.

And maybe Joshua and Jodie were meant to be together, and so were Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus.

[quote] I give him and Helena credit for being on good terms and co-parenting their son.

Helena is Danish.

I would expect her to be civil with the father of her child. She knows it's for the best.

I think that Norman was too lowbrow for her. He's kind of trashy, to be honest.

In this photo you can tell she's already annoyed with Norman.

But by the time Mingus graduated from high school, you can tell that they made up as friends again.

They seem chummy, and probably did it for their kid.

Was Helena engaged to Adam Clayton?

R108, this article claims that he has only been "linked" to Helena.

He seems to prefer black models like Naomi Campbell.

Adam Clayton made out with Dusty Springfield. One of her ex-girlfriends recounted the story. His bedroom book would be pretty interesting.

Mingus Reedus = parents pretending they were living in ancient Rome. They should have given him the middle name Octavius or Drusus or something. Or Dingus.

Mingus Reedus = parents pretending they were living in ancient Rome. They should have given him the middle name Octavius or Drusus or something. Or Dingus.

How about Biggus Dickus?

I read on here that Helena was having a long term affair with either Sting or Bono, I forget which one.

It better not have been Bono!

I’d cast him as the murderous twink. He totally has that look.

R115 = Casper andreas

Is anyone making a movie of the murderous Canadian twinks?

[quote]The whole family has modeling in their genes. It's crazy.

None of that is any guarantee. Genetics can be random. If Helena had a daughter, it's very possible she could have been a real dog.

R7 I was not prepared for that.

He has striking bone structure. Rachel Leigh Cook does not.

[quote] He's kind of trashy, to be honest

So was she.

Her affair was with Bono.

Dingus Reedus?

So much jealousy here, towards Lucien.

Sad trolls.

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Norman Reddus is weird looking and so is his son. Norman always looks like he’s wearing a really terrible wig.

Norman always looks like he's just come off a bender and hasn't bathed in 2 weeks.

Norman Reedus looks like he stinks.

Norman Reedus looks like he stinks.

That's why he's effective on WD; he literally looks like a guy that hasn't bathed in months

Wrong, R123. We have excellent taste in men. Show us a MAN, and we can discuss that.

It's always refreshing when children of privilege pursue careers that help others.

Does Mingus have a big Dingus?

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His head is shaped like a praying mantis head.

he's more into music