Let’s cast the 2020 Election Movie.

Can I play judgey Amy?

Laura Dern as Paula White

Linda Hunt as Susan Collins

Leslie Jordan as Lindsey Graham

Rebel Wilson as Meghan McCain

Colin Farrell as Hunter Biden

Rand Quaide is Rump

Christopher Plummer as Joe Biden

Halle Berry as Kamala

A Keebler elf as Jeff Sessions

Laverne Cox as Kamala Harris

Brooke Shields as Kimberly Guilfoyle

Jenny McCarthy in a fug brown wig as Kim Guilfoyle

Victoria Justice as Hope Hicks

Brian J Smith as Pete Buttigieg

Bruce Greenwood as Paul Manafort

Lyle Lovett= Mitch McConnel

Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

Jamie Lee Curtis as Mike Pence

A blobfish as Mitch McConnell

Alice Ghostley IS Nancy Pelosi!

Bryan Singer as Matt Gaetz

John Slattery as Wolf Blitzer

Melissa McCarthy as Tiffany Trump

Whoopi Goldberg as some crazy black lady standing in line a mile from her local polling station on election day talking major shit!

Harrison Ford as Joe Biden

Rob Schneider in a day suit as George Conway

*fat suit

Kevin Spacey in his acting comeback as the coronavirus

Margo Martindale as Susan Collins

Marg Helgenberger in a gray fright wig as Joni Ernst

Susanna Thompson as Jill Biden

Mo’nique and Gabourey Sidibe as Diamond and Silk

Paris Hilton as Ivanka Trump.

As Melania, it has to be Laura Benanti, Broadway star and semi-regular on Stephen Colbert's [italic]A Late Show[/italic].

The ghost of Joseph Goebbels as Kimberly Guilfoyle

r31, sorry, I'll be playing Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Ben Affleck as Ben Sasse

Chloe Sevigny as Kellyanne. Gwyneth Paltrow as Ivanka.

The blonde from 2 Broke Girls as Pigeon Headed Whore Kayleigh MagaNinny

Billy Eichner as Brandon "Walk Away Douchegay" Straka

Some random porn whore as Chris "Ivanka-Licking Hairdo Queen" Rushton

The Ghost of Marsha P. Johnson as Mayra "Nodding Town Hall Black Lady" Joli

Jan Sport as Savannah Guthrie

Chrissy Metz as Tiffany Trump.

Brenda Vaccaro as Mother Pence

Marie Osmond as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Suzanne Somers as KellyAnne Conway

Mario Cantone as The Mooch

Laura Linney as Mary Trump.

Brooke Shields as Melania

Tara Reid as Ivanka

Christine Baranski as Betsy DeVos

Her late husband would have made a perfect John Bolton

Kareem Abdul Jabar as Baron Trump

The reanimated corpse of Chris Farley as Trump.

Jean Smart as Marsha Blackburn

No, Chrissy Metz must play Chris Christie.

No, no, no, R42.

TimOTay as Barron Trump.

Chris Pratt as a Proud Boy

Ezra Miller as Miss Anne Teefa

Amy Adams as Gretchen Whitmer

[quote]Catherine Zeta-Jones as Claudia Conway

Gabrielle Carteris as Mary MacLeod Trump

Dirk Dickerdack the hippo as Bill Barr

[quote]Tara Reid as Ivanka

How about Tara Reid as Tara Reade?

The congealed contents of a McDonald's deep fryer as Steve Bannon

A brunette Brendad Ickson as Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Emma Stone as an unrealistically attractive Maria Butina

Keith Hamilton Cobb as Cory Booker

Jim Parsons as Pete

Tom Holland as Jacob Wohl

Tyler Perry as Cory Booker

Beth Grant as a viral racist Karen on YouTube

Beverly Leslie as Lindsey Graham...

Jim Parsons could be Jared, too.

Danny Pintauro as Chasen Buttigieg

Sean Hayes as Pete Buttgieg

Mary Carey as Tiffany Trump

Melissa Gilbert as Amy Coney Barrett

Rowan Atkinson as Mayor Pete

Linda Hunt as Kim Jong Un

Sophia Vergargle as Melania

Perry Farrell as Milo

The ghost of Jan Hooks as Dee Plorable

Chris Farley's brother as Dan Plorable

Leslie Jordan in a dual role as the Senatrice and Jeff Sessions

Ellen Barkin as Cindy McCain

Annette Bening as Elizabeth Warren

Margaret Cho as Andrew Yang

Noel Casler as Noel Casler

Sarah Cooper as Sarah Cooper

Candace Owens as Candace Owens

Texas as Florida

Kegan Keller as Jared

Christopher Walken as Mary Trump

Nicole Kidman as Melania

Christine Baranski as Nancy Pelosi

Pinocchio as Trump

Angela from 90 day fiancé as Trump

Topo Gigio as Jeff Sessions

Miss Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

Michelle Forbes as Gretchen Whitmer

Sarah Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway

Adam Sandler as Rudy Giuliani

A big heaping pile of maggot infested SHIT as Donald "fuckface" Trump!

Chrissy Metz as A Polling Center.

Margot Martindale as Chris Christie

Chrissy Metz as the Capitol Building!

Chrissy Metz as Chris Christie's sister Christy Christie!

Pesto Goodfeathers as Kayleigh McEnany

Laverne Cox as Candace Owen's

Roseanne Barr as Bill Barr

Chrissy Metz as the Cater-Waiter who keeps eating all the food on the buffet! And no one can figure out how it keeps disappearing!

"Joel" as the gay hooker who, horrifyingly, discovers Lindsey's "Little Lady Bugs"!

Patrick Wilson as Jared Kushner

Trip Richards as Mitt Romney

(no balls)

Carrie Coon as Mary Trump

The Michelin Man as Chris Christie

[quote] Zelda Rubenstein, as Kim Jong.

I have that role locked.

Daniel Craig as Vladimir Putin.

Reese Witherspoon as Savannah Guthrie.

Frankie Muniz as Jacob Wohl.

Wilmer Valderrama as Nestor

BBC below as Lindsey Graham's kompromat.

The rent boys as...well...the rent boys.

Chrissy Metz as the dumpster they rented for Clean Up.

Tim Reid as Herman Cain

Matt Bomer as JFK Jr

DJ Qualls as a red state schmuck creating QAnon content in his mom's basement

Gerald McRaney as John Cornyn

Matthew Settle as Hunter Biden

You forgot Billy Porter as Mike Pence.

Billy Porter isn't camp enough to play Mike Pence

Miles Heizer as Madison Cawthorn

John Goodman as Sarah “Huckabeast” Sanders...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jared Kushner

Alicia Vikander as Ukrainian Hooker #1

Jodie Foster as Mary Trump.

Margot Robbie with big prosthetic knockers as Stormy Daniels

Pam Anderson as Stormy

Jonathan the Tortoise as Mitch McConnell

Caitlyn Jenner as Vairst letty and Damian Hurley in a special appearance as the younger VL.

Sophia Hutchins (Caitlyn's gal pal) is too young to play Ivanka and prettier than Tiffany.

Is Tiffany still partying beyond a week in Miami for her birthday?

Kristen Stewart in as Kamala Harris' weird looking and gay voice step daughter Ella Emhoff.

Porn star Melanie Rios for....Hope.

Stormy Daniels as Ivanka....tone her down, tame her hair and she could pull it off...plus it would gall Grifter Barbie...

Jessica Lange......Dr. Deborah Birx

Al Pacino....Dr. Anthony Fauci

Lindsay Lohan as Kellyanne Conway

Dot-Marie Jones as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Teri Hatcher as Governor Gretchen Whitmer

R46, Timotay is all sharp angles, whereas Barron has a soft Slavic face.

R109, "Say hello to my little virus."

Would it be weird if Topher Grace were to star? That would be too weird, right?

He does have just the right sort of smug face for a Republican.

Tony Goldwyn as Douglas Emhoff

Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Miller

Les Moonves and Julie Chen as Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao

Senator Mazie Hirono........Sandra Oh

Joan Chen as Maisie Hirono

Chris Evans as the ghost of Beau Biden

Mathew Broaderick as Steve Bannon

Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

[quote] Matthew needs to stop bathing for ten years and gain 50 pounds

I actually like this photo of him. I just think it would be an interesting casting choice.

And, as someone upthread suggested, Sarah-Jessica Parker as Kellyanne Conway...

-Uzo Aduba as Stacey Abrams

-Steve Martin as Dr. Fauci

-Emma Stone as Ashley Biden

Bobby Cannavale IS Hunter Biden

Whoever suggested Laura Linney as Handmaiden Amy--PERFECT!

Julia Roberts as Kamela Harris

Most of rural Kentucky for trump mobs

Broadway actress Laura Benanti has been the best Melania.

Elton John as Bill Barr, who else!

Race Bannon as Mike Pence.

This guy as Steve Bannon.

Pauly Shore as Stephen Miller.

This dog, as Ivanka Trump.

Jonathan Groff as Conor Lamb

Tania Raymonde as AOC

Julian Morris as Jon Ossoff

Corey Stoll as Mark Kelly

Most of the people listed, look nothing like the people they are portraying.

This isn't even funny: "Julia Roberts as Kamela Harris"

Benedict Cumberbatch looks NOTHING like Stephen Miller.

John Belushi as The Huckabeast.

r135, I assume it's a reference to the "Julia Roberts as Harriet Tubman" thread.

running joke on DL r135 Get over yourself and take the stick out of your ass

Scott Baio as the adult bookstore owner.

A Betty White cameo as the snarky octogenarian drive-thru worker at Burger King

Armond Rizzo as Briscoe Cheerleader-Lawyer-Asshole

R109 Your choices are excellent. Makeup and wardrobe would help a great deal and their talent would easily pull it off.

Gerard Depardieu as 45, Barr, Christie, Bannon, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Mama June as Mother Pence

The reanimated corpse of Walter Mercado in a brown wig as Kimberly Guilfoyle.

[quote]running joke on DL [R135] Get over yourself and take the stick out of your ass

Get that ARM out of YOUR ass!

Jennifer Garner as Kimberly Guilfoyle

Martin Freeman as VP Pence

Christine Baranski as Betsy DeVos

Michael Boatman as Cory Booker

Lecy Goranson as Kellyanne Conway

Ron Rifkin as Dr. Fauci

^ I'm liking the Rifkin as Fauci suggestion!

Thanks. Rifkin's a good actor and has a reasonably good likeness.

Lindsey Vonn as Ivanka

Rebel Wilson as Tiffany Trump

[quote]Lecy Goranson as Kellyanne Conway

Scratch that. I want Laura Dern instead.

Stephen Root as Seb Gorka

Cush Jumbo as Kamala Harris

Anthony Mackie as Barack Obama

I like Harrison Ford as Biden

Rosario Dawson as Kamala Harris

A piece of shit as Trump

Ann Dowd as Amy Klobuchar

Ruth Gordon (if she were alive) as RBG.

Lindsay Wagner as Marianne Williamson

Don Johnson and Cybill Shepherd as the McCloskeys

Anthony LaPaglia as Devin Nunes

Enrico Colantoni as Giuliani

I love Colantoni, but it would be a good, juicy role and worth playing a creep.

Amy Schumer

Meant Amy Schumer as Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Roseanne Barr as the crazy MAGA lady with her face pressed against the glass door at the Wisconsin Capitol building.

Stacy Haiduk as SD Governor Kristi Noem

Bonnie Hunt as Elizabeth Warren

Ben Platt as Cole Emhoff

Patti Lupone as Patti Lupone.

Colleen Camp as Emily Murphy, Administrator of the GSA

John Goodman as Emily Murphy

Edward Norton as Jared Kushner

Steve Schirripa (Bobby Bacala / Sopranos) as Chris Christie.

Laura Dern as Melania. Dern would have to dial back her earnestness & act more aloof, though.

Aida Turturro as Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Russell Crowe, coaxed out of retirement for the role of Steve Bannon.

Brett Butler IS Southern State poll watcher #2

Jennifer Garner as Mother Pence.

Faye Dunaway as an anti-masker getting dragged out of a Whole Foods

Grace Slick as old hippie giving middle finger out window of her Tesla to Trump supporter waving flag in Beverly Hills. George Lopez plays the bused in Trump supporter. Brendad Ickson makes cameo as herself in the crowd of Trump supporters.

Corey Mendell Parker as Ben Carson

For the tennis queens ...

Tracy Austin as Jill Biden

Vampira as Amy Coney Barrett

Patricia Arquette as Cindy McCain

Roseanne Barr as AG William Barr

Josh Gad as Emily Murphy

John Cullum as General Mattis

Donal Logue as Chris Krebs

Jim Caviezel as Hunter Biden

Chris Krebs is a hero and should be played by a leading man type-- Chris Evans.

Bebe Neuwirth (with makeup) as Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Michael Kostroff as Nate Silver

Fred flintsone as Justice Cavanaugh Barbie’s little sister Midge (with blonde hair) as Kaylee (Please google - my sisters had this doll it’s a dead ringer) Borat as Chris Cuomo Santa Claus as Chris Christie

Kirstie Alley as Bill Barr.

Vincent D'Onofrio as Louis DeJoy

Tuc Watkins as Sen Whitehouse at Amy Barrett's hearing

Finn Wittrock as Steve Kornacki on 2 hrs of sleep

Hear me out here...Timothee Chalamet as Don Jr. He'd get his Oscar for sure.

Me do Secretary Elaine Chao, Mitch spouse, real good.

Can do Rebekah Mercer.

Elpido Valdés as Nestor

Midge

Who is Midge playing? Ivanka?

Who is Melissa Beth Miller playing?

Wallace Shawn as DeJoy

[quote]Who is Melissa Beth Miller playing?

The Huckabeast.

David Strathairn as Sec'y of State Raffensperger

Bill Paterson as Mitch McConnell

Loren Dean as TX Governor Greg Abbott

Oliver Platt as TX Att'y Gen'l Ken Paxton

Laura Dern as Kelly Anne Conway

Oliver Platt as George Conway

Chloe Moretz as Claudia Conway

John Travolta as Mike Pompeo

Glennie as George Washington in flashback.

Midge as Kayleigh McEnany

Janel Parrish as Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo

Paris Hilton as Kayleigh McEnany

Nosferatu as Stephen Miller

I thought Nosferatu was playing Giuliani?

Patrick Fugit as Anthony Scaramucci

Kathy Bates as Mother Pence

Brad Pitt as Steve Bannon.

He heroically gains 50 pounds for the role.

Mel Gibson as Lindsay Graham.

R194

I agree. They're both Capricorns, too.

I actually think Timothee Chalumet as Jared. He's as skinny as Jared.

Pauley Shore as Stephen Miller.

I will gladly do Mitch, but no sex scenes.

Betty White as Dianne Feinstein.

Cicely Tyson as Maxine Waters

R215, these days Mel could pass as Steve Bannon. Dude didn't age well.

Peter Graves as Air Force One pilot.

"Jared, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Rhys Ifans as Boris Johnson

Lena Heady as Kim Guilfoyle

Miss Piggy as Kim Guilfoyle

The Gollum as Trump

Josh Meyers as Eric Trump

Mimi Kennedy as Susan Collins

Leslie Jordan as The Senatrice

Clint Eastwood as Joe Biden

Jamie Dornan as Mayor Pete

Bill Skarsgard as Jared Kushner

Taylor Swift as Ivanka

Titus Welliver as Mike Pence

R229

Not Clint Eastwood! He's a Rethuglican, isn't he?

Amanda Seifried as Covid Barbie

Diane Ladd as Miss Lindsey Graham

Rami Malek as Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot

Audra McDonald as Val Demings

Alex Russell as Pete Buttigieg

Andy Lau and Andrew Yang

Jack Quaid as Jon Ossof

G as Rudy Guiliani. No make-up required. *snicker*

Jessica Chastain as Smellyanne Conway

Mike Myers as Pete Buttigieg

Nick Jonas + 10 years as Dr. Sean Conley

Rosario Dawson as NY A.G. Letitia James

Scoche Marin as. Katherine Shepherd Reynolds Chancellor Thurston Sterling Murphy

^ BITCH STOLE OUR LOOK!!

Madonna as Melania.

Madonna would be better as Ivana

R244

Too old.

r245 Ivana Trump is 71.

R246

Sorry. I thought she said Ivanka.

Alice as Trump lawyer Sidney Powell.

Caitlyn Jenner as Sidney Powell.

Btw, is Sidney transgender?

ewwwww no uma guma puma therman in anything plz...

Adam Brody as Jon Ossoff

It should be called Shitler: the Rise of Evil

Rosie O as Steve Bannon

Frances Conroy from Six Feet Under as Dr. Scarf Lady Birx

-The ghost of Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Steve Bannon.

-Rowan Atkinson as Mayor Pete

-Chris Pratt as a generic proud boy.

-Kevin James as Mike Pompeo

-Laverne Cox as Candace Owens

-Allison Janney in an Oscar-worthy performance as a Midwest caterer who lost everything to COVID and is denied PPP, but the MAGAt Denny’s franchise owner down the street from her(played by Christina Applegate) got a PPP.

-Kristen Bell as a Walmart Karen

-Samuel L. Jackson as Herman Cain

-Regina King in heels and lifts as Michelle Obama

-Shakira in a dark wig as Melanja

-A discarded mannequin from Frederick’s of Hollywood as Kimberly Gargoyle

Just do what SNL does and have Kate McKinnon play every fucking role.

If we are casting ghosts then I want Irene Ryan aka Granny Clampett to come back and play Jeff Sessions.

Barrie Youngfellow as Jan, a waitress in a restaurant in Trump Tower. Her daughter, Ellen, who now goes by Elliot will be played by Joe Mangianello.

Shaun Cassidy as Paul Manafort.

[quote] Laverne Cox as Candace Owens

100% this just to cue the meltdown!

The movie wouldn't even need to have an advertising budget since it would get publicity non-stop on Faux, Newsmax, Daily Caller, etc...

"Just do what SNL does and have Kate McKinnon play every fucking role."

She might be a little too butch to play Jared

Liberace would be too butch to play Jared.

Jim Parsons as Jared

Alan Alda as Rudy Giuliani.

Tara Reed as Kelly Ann Conway.

Ryan Reynolds as Senator Josh Hawley.

Jake Angeli, getting his big break as Jake Angeli

Laura Dern as “Rev.” Paula White-Cain.

Ryan Reynolds as Brett Kavanaugh.

Datalounge queens as extras needed to play old hillbillies and rednecks in their 50s and 60s.

Claire Danes as Ashli Babbit

Brad Pitt as the hillbilly who sat at Nancy Pelosi's desk and called her a B****

KellyAnne Conway to play Ivanka Trump. Politics has NOT been kind to Princess Trump. She's aged in the last six months.

Leslie Jones from SNL to play Stacey Abrams

Will Smith as Rev. Raphael Warnock

Timothee Chalumet as Jon Ossof.

Denzel Washington as Barack Obama

Christopher Walken as Trey Gowdy.

Jon Voigt as Lindsey Graham.

Tilda Swinton as Trey Gowdy

Thought this was for a remake of Election.

Logan Lerman as Jon Ossoff

Wendell Pierce as Raphael Warnock

Jennifer Hudson as Stacey Abrams

Elizabeth Olsen as Captain Emily Rainey

Jennifer Garner as Ashli Babbitt

and Ronan Farrow as himself.

Dale Dickey as Ashli Babbitt

Sandra Bernhard as Kellyanne Conway Carnie Wilson as Tara Reade Frances Fisher as Marla Maples

Laura Dern would be Kelly Loeffler. Uncanny resemblance.

Nancy Pelosi needs to be someone who can be older woman/bad ass; even though there isn't a physical resemblance, I vote Helen Mirren

A sack of flour wearing glasses as Anderson Cooper.

In the closing scene we see Jacob Tremblay being groomed as Future Proud Boys leader.

Tim Blake Nelson as Peter Thiel

Dane DeHaan as Barron Trump

Alfre Woodard as Maxine Waters.

John Voight as Donald Trump.

Reese Witherspoon attempting to pass as early 30s as COVID MAGAtitties

Jaleel White as Miss Don Lemon

Mason Reese as the gay porn bottom caught at the riots

In an Oscar bait role, Ben Affleck will grow a ZZ Top beard to play Camp Auschwitz

Amy Schumer as Tiff Trump

Elliott Page as Phil Mattingly

Sandra Oh as Senator Mazie Hirono.

Nathan Lane as AG Bill Barr

Viola Davis as long suffering Washington DC mayor Muriel Bowser. The role will include a sexual awakening among the chaos of the election and it's aftermath as a character arc.

Armie as Hunter.

R279- Ha!

[quote]If we are casting ghosts then I want Irene Ryan aka Granny Clampett to come back and play Jeff Sessions.

And then we must get Laura Hope Crews to play Miss Lindsey.

Sally Field as Nancy Pelosi.

Ms Faye Dunaway as a Florida senior that turned on Trump this election who ends up also being one of the ones that camps out overnight for the vaccine.

Donal Logue and Jack Black as MAGA militants.

Shia LeBeouf as Zip Tie Guy

Melissa McCarthy as Zip Tie's Mom

Whoppi Goldberg as Sheila Jackson Lee.

Jonah Hill chin down as Rudolph Guliani

Sue Sarandon as DL fave Glo Borger.

Kevin McHale as Madison Cawthorn

Selena Gomez can play that stupid cunt Lauren Boebert.

Nicolas Cage as the Q Shaman/Qbacca;

Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie reprising their roles as the Faux News cunts.

Brendan Gleeson as T****.

After seeing his performance in the movie about James Comey, no one else will ever do as T****.

A performance of deep menace and genius.

Lacey Chabert as Lauren Boebert

Amy Ryan as Marjorie Taylor Greene

Too bad Gwyneth is so old. She'd make a perfect Ivanka.

Elliot Page as... Oh, I’m sorry, we have no part for you.

Sharon Stone as Dr. Jill Biden.

Ann Coulter as Marjorie Taylor Greene