Would you have sex with Steve Carell?

Hell yeah.

I don't usually go for Office romances

but sure, why not

He has no nude scenes but he looks like he may have a good body.

He was freakishly believable as a 40-year-old virgin.

yes, there's something oddly sexy about him for me. I'd let him dig in my ass for sure.

Sure, but then I have no standards, so...

Let's ask a more realistic question

You're in a bar; you're happily buzzed; it's nearing closing time...(otherwise known as Tuesday)

Dwight Schrute ask you to go home with him...

Would you?

No.

I saw Steve Carrell in person at a Best Buy of all places. Surprisingly handsome in a classic Hollywood way and sexy. He can get it.

Remember, R7, he drives a Camaro

Yep, I'm gay.

Circa Little Miss Sunshine? Yes.

Yes.

No. His nose kind of freaks me out. Other than that, still no.

[quote]He was freakishly believable as a 40-year-old virgin.

No, he looks too old to be a 40 year old virgin.

I think he's a hot daddy. He could definitely get it from me.

Anyone could get it from you, whore.

We've been in quarantine, you fool

I'd have sex with Meredith in her dirty mini-van

I'd have sex with Phyllis

But honestly, I'd just be using her to get close to Bob Vance

You know, of Mr. Bob Vance Refrigeration

Funny is hot. Absolutely.

R20, and unlike other comedians, he actually seems nice (and not crazy) in real life.

...and twice on Sunday!

I have long had a thing for him. Abso-fucking-lutely.

Yes.

But Dwight? Hard pass.

Steve Carell was once on All My Children (see below)

[quote]But Dwight? Hard pass

Your written words say "No"

But your body language and your choice of idioms say "Yes, yes, oh Gawd, YES!"

[quote]You know, of Mr. Bob Vance Refrigeration

As a little gayling

I always dreamed that one day I could be the First Lady of a powerful company

like Vance Refrigeration

Yes

Steve Carrell can fuck me any time he wants.

Steve Carell - definitely

Rainn Wilson -now, yes. I like him older with a beard. I wouldn't have done him when he looked like a spazzy, baby-faced alien in Six Feet Under and The Office, though.

Absolutely!

By far, this guy is the hottest of The Office staffers.

Lord, yes!

Steve Carrell yes, Michael Scott, no.

Dwight Schrute, absolutely. He seems like he’d be an animal in bed.

Carell is age 58. Some may prefer that. He looks ordinary to me, except he hasn't gotten fat.

He is, R34.

R15, I believe he was 43 when he played the 40-year-old virgin, so he wasn't too far off, age-wise.

Yes, he's sexy. Does anyone know if he has a big cock?

No r38, but I do know that he's a really sweaty guy. I've worked with Rainn-a bit intense, doesn't suffer fools at all. Also a sweater. The woman who plays Meredith is a chill gal with a great sense of humor.

Absolutely.

What fool wouldn't? He's gorgeous.

I saw an interview a couple of years ago on 60 Minutes with Steve and his wife Nancy (the blonde that played Michael's realtor on the Office). This was after he started getting a lot of movie roles and Nancy was like "I always knew he'd be a big success, I just thought it would've been in more of a Don Knotts kind of way." They seemed really adorable and nice to each other (which is rare in Hollywood).

Yes but only if he were a top with a big, beautiful cock.

He is one of my fantasy husbands (the other is Stanley Tucci).

He'd look great in leather shorts.

Yes.

I think he was a hockey player in high school, so probably he has very strong legs!

I'd love to get spanked by him.

I'd add him to the list.

Would I have sex with Steve Carell? Yes. Plus Ed Helms, John Krasinski and B.J. Novak,

Carnell is an avid cyclist. He dons the Lycra. So yeah, he’s fit.! And yes, I want him in me quite deeply.

Honestly? No.

Sure why not?

Rainn Wilson, no and never.

No. Not into dipping my pen in "the office" ink. Especially if it's really hairy.

I'd have sex with him, if the chest hair they peeled off has grown back.

Absolutely 100% yes.

"The woman who plays Meredith is a chill gal with a great sense of humor."

She would have to, because the writers portrayed her as a total drunken slut.

There is the episode in Season 3 where the Scranton branch is being closing, and Meredith goes into Michael's office and reminds him of their deal that if the office closed, they would fuck before they left. Michael is appalled at the idea. Later in the episode, Meredith gets a call from an ex-coworker who reminds her it was he she was supposed to fuck if the office ever closed.

Also, the episodes where its casual day, which Meredith construes as being able to wear a sun suit with no panties or bra, and the episode where Michael is out knocking on employees doors early on a Saturday morning, and Meredith is just coming home from the previous night out.

Yes!

Hells, yeah!

Hell yeah! He’s sooo handsome and seems like a really nice guy.

Another yes vote. He can play Maxwell Smart and I'll be 69, err, I mean 99... no, I mean 69.

he has BDF

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He's one of those men that needs a beard. With one? Yup. Has a sensitive dad type look. He's not gonna fuck you mean or nasty, but sweetly. Then buy dinner after. Without the beard? Nope. Just another middle aged office worker. Yawn.

He's got a nice body (especially legs and ass) because of being a hockey player. So, yes.

No I would not

As he was decade ago, sure. Currently, no.

No then. No now.

No. He doesn't really do anything for me. Deserves his success.

I actually like the way Rainn Wilson looks now. He looks better as an old man as someone mentioned earlier in the thread.

Obviously John Krasinski and B.J. Novak are attractive men.

I remember a moment in the office when the Meredith character so desperately needs alcohol that she spritzes a glob of hand sanitizer on her palm and then licks it. It was funny and shocking at the same time.

Which reminds of the take your kid to work day, where the children realize Michael Scott is a loser and they more or less tell him.

That was harsh, but definitely funny.

He always seems to be in such shitty overrated projects (with the exception of Little Miss Sunshine). I hate The Office with a passion due to the office nerd, the receptionist, and talentless transphobe John Krasinski. But I do find him attractive with the silver hair, and he can be funny. I would take a go at it.

I predict he has a forest rather than a bush, so yes, I would do him.

Yuck no.

My God, that nose!!! Absolutely YES....

No! Jim was cute. And I would give B.J. a bj definitely. B.J. was the hawtest. Oscar in a pinch.

I'd make the sexy times with him.

But that's not saying much. I'd do pretty much do anyone.

I found him quite fuckable on "The Morning Show". Gray hair and facial hair definitely agree with him.

Duh...

R65 And he's a cyclist

John Krasinski does zilch for me. He has Big Douche Face.

Hockey ass...

He's so hot with grey hair, glasses and a beard it's insane. His wife is soooo lucky! I marvel at her good fortune at marrying a guy who gets exponentially better looking (and wealthier) with age.

Ay Papi!

Probably, but I hate him as an actor.

I had a sexy dream about him. But he was hairless in my dream. Huge cock of course.

It was a dream...

Steve Carell? Yes to The Office years and OH GOD YES! to today. Rainn Wilson? No to The Office years but you betcha! to today.

Carell gets bonus points for apparently being a nice man.

No. Too white bread and mayonnaise.

Who is that at r32? That is not Steve Carrell.

It's Michael Phelps without the inbreeding.

He was quite hot in The 40 Year Old Virgin. Yes then.

He's still a handsome man now, not sure he's a mega dick-twitcher but he is good for his age.

Yup.

Steve- hell yeah. Great face, hairy chest, good legs. Short, but that’s fine with me. I’d choose him over John Krakanski time. Even with a ripped body, he doesn’t do it for me.

Dwight- there was only one time I found Dwight sexy and would definitely have banged him. It was the episode where Pam was giving birth and she asked Dwight to go to her house to get her iPod. He notices there is mold in her cabinets and decides to replace them. Later in the episode we see him in a wife beater and a tool belt busting up the old cabinets. I guess it was the manual labor that did it for me, b/c he was still sleepy looking Dwight, but he would’ve gotten a yes from me.

Yes to Steve.

Why the fuck does Rainn Wilson keep comng up? That said, I think BJ Novak is a hot piece of fuck.

I am with r44 Steve and Tucci. I had a drunken hookup with a Stanley Tucci lookalike. I would add one more husband material: Paul Rudd.

Not now, but I think o would have hit it back around 2005.

I have been fucked by people like him. They do not last long.

Maybe you don't last long, R95.

Absolutely. I would do anything he wanted. I'd gratefully swallow all of his cum every time without wasting a drop.

Fuck yes. He is VERY hairy. Which means he would have a very hairy ass and asshole too. I never knew until I saw the photos on this thread that he is blue eyes. VERY fucking sexy man.

I think he’s attractive but I absolutely hate that he has zero hair on his legs.

I'd suck his toes .

Yes, if he spanked me like Evan Peters.

His legs are hairless because he is an avid cyclist, r99.

He was pretty hot in The Way Way Back, even though his character was a shit.

He was HAF in The Way, Way Back (2013) showing off his tight body.

agree r79. He looks like a potato.