Madonna Posts New Horrifying Photos of Herself

Yikes.

Very Close Encounters...

[quote]Horrifying Photos

Unnecessary adjective.

lol.

I kind of like these photoshopped images of madness.

Each time she takes a picture it gets scarier.

That's a filter, dearies.

Is she using one of those cheap Chinese photo filters or is that her actual face now?

She looks just fine to us!

Mantis Madonna

Eeeeeeee!!!!

It’s those stupid ass Snapchat filters everyone uses, everyone looks like a cartoon character...they’ll post them as their profile pictures on social media and their friends comment, saying “you look great, hun.” When in fact they look NOTHING like themselves, or even a human being...

Her face looks painted on.

It's not a filter. She posted video of her her humongous face and pink hair. She looks like a freak.

You can use filters on video, dear.

I actually like the pink hair. It takes attention away from her insect-like face.

So she's in the new Ryan Murphy horror series? Good for her!

Madonna was cute when young. She was never stunning or beautiful but she was good-looking. Her sister had a very striking modelesque look and worked as a model for a bit. Madonna probably would have aged well if she stayed away from plastic surgery, she was loaded early on in her career. So less stress from wealth, a healthy diet and personal trainers would have given her an edge over majority of people.

More important than where her looks stood on the scale, Madonna had a relationship with the still camera that can't be taught.

Heinous.

She's the unold!

Puffed up pillow face. No wrinkles, no character, no distinguishing indicator of age. Sad.

SAD LAST DAYS!!!

It's definitely not the pink hair that's the problem

Pink Ambition

I liked this look. Not too much makeup and accentuates her natural beauty. Makeup is supposed to enhance your positive features.

When I was a kid, Madonna seemed so cool and like she didn't give a fuck what anybody thought. I never would have guessed she would end up like this.

She’s gives me the creeps.

You wouldn't be complaining if she had good surgery, like Debbie Harry.

think about the love she once had

Perhaps, she’s been replaced.

"Didn't give a fuck what anybody thought"

No. Patti Smith didn't give a fuck what anybody thought. Madonna worked 24-7 to sell herself to the lowest common denominator trashy straight male demographic. And that's precisely why she's the sad nothing she is today.

Anyone who gets anywhere in life cares about what others think. Some pretend they don't and make that part of their image.

17 Years Ago...

"WHERE YOU GET THEM JEANS????!!!"

[quote] More important than where her looks stood on the scale, Madonna had a relationship with the still camera that can't be taught.

All her poses were rip-offs of others.

Michelle Pfeiffer is one of the few who was able to age beautifully. You can still recognize her. Madonna is unrecognizable at this point.

Michelle Pffeifer semi retired. She hasn't lived the same life as Madonna.

omg her cheekbones had so much filler she looks like a creepy freek

Madonna is turning into an anime character. Ariana and Britney did the J-pop lolita look better.

That one may be filtered to death but this one wasn't.

[quote]You wouldn't be complaining if she had good surgery, like Debbie Harry.

I wouldn't be complaining if she were COOL, like Debbie Harry.

Well, she's not. Madonna is a DORK.

Well, everyone was mocking her, but at 67 years old, Madame Macron looks much better than the Pink allien at 62

It's a joke? This can't really be her face? Is she planning to never leave the house again?

How many threads now?

It is a FILTER.

Who exactly is she doing this for? Who or what is her audience at this point?

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Filters always look so stupid. Beyonce used some filter in a video about George Floyd and she got as much hate as you would expect because it was a serious topic and the use of a filter made it seem like she was trivializing the situation. She looked drugged out in this video though and clearly reciting a script.

R33 Hear, hear!

R46, please see R41 - it's NOT a filter.

Madonna was always pop music though. Pop is consumer driven and targets the widest audience ever, so she would have to care what people think in order to remain important. Patti Smith was a part of the punk movement which was anti-establishment.

Dear Madonna,

I am just being a total concern troll others might say, but if you ever read this, PLEASE RECONSIDER your involvement with your own biopic. If you want any hope of maintaining and elevating your legend, please stay far, far away from this film. Tap into those Kabalah roots, which says to let go of your ego, do things that make you feel afraid, like letting go of control, and evolving from there. That's the whole ethos. I watch your videos with Diablo Cody and cringe at how you treat her and how she looks at you like a job she cannot wait to get home from. Just let her do her thing, she was a solid choice, and then you can put your final sign off on the finished project. If this bombs and your hands are all over it, you are done.

I know fraus who photoshop themselves this much. Nothing shocking.

Dear Concern Troll at R53,

Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts and for keeping my name on everyone's lips. I couldn't ask for better a PR agent. As they say, "there is no such thing as bad publicity."

Fondly,

If Madonna wants her biopic to do well, she should have it pivot around being a woman in the industry. Include Nile Rodgers' rememberance of M asking him why he hadn't tried to sleep with her as a scene. Include the rape, the nude modelling, the burning crosses, the simulated orgasms onstage. I'd end the story at Blond Ambition. Forget EVITA.

[quote] Michelle Pffeifer semi retired.

No she isn’t. lol

Pfeiffer semi retired when she married David E. Kelley. Her kids are grown now.

Didn't she get some new ones from the African Baby Catalogue?

You know you can shop with them more than once.

Good God, where did the bottom half of her face go?

Was she abducted by aliens and now made to look like one? I've often had mixed feelings on her, musically, and on her "personality" - but I admired her work ethic and physical strength and determination.

Whatever she has become is a sad state of affairs. Tsk Tsk.

Even Joan knew when to start avoiding the limelight and photos. When your time is done, one should exit the stage gracefully or learn how to grow old gracefully.

She's ready for Halloween.

We don't see any problem!

be nice

she sick

Madonna always told us to express ourselves, so...

You look like a sad, ageing, mantis-clown.

How's that, bitch?

Many celebrities who have had shitty plastic surgery no longer pose seductively for the camera. They can become rather reclusive, even. Meg Ryan and Lara Flynn Boyle come to mind. But he ones that continue to preen and posture after dreadful plastic surgery tend to be the hardcore delusional narcissists who are also damaged, needy, and histrionic, like, say, Pete Burns. Madonna is of the Pete Burns variety.

Did someone want to talk about Moi?