Nico Tortorella: There's nothing more masculine than bottoming

I want him in me deep...oh wait.

Already a Nico thread, numbnuts.

It deals with a different side of Nicole, R2.

Yeah the backside.

I'm so glad that this man, who is married to a woman, is doing all of the work for us gay men. Explaining the joy of buttsex to the straights is truly inspirational.

That LA partner was Rip Taylor.

Lmao that some of you think straight people take a man like him seriously

A man like THEY!

"When asked about the stigma attached to anal sex, they said the issue resonates from people thinking that the body part is a “dirty” or “filthy” place." Well it is.

[Quote] some of you think straight people take a man like him seriously

He's still getting work and not thanks to Ryan Murphy.

He stole that line from a standup. I can't remember which one and googling "stand up ass fuck" isn't being helpful. Well, at least not in finding the comedy video.

He's like those girls à la Miley Cyrus who vastly prefer the opposite sex, but did something queer once and keep milking it forever for edgy creds.

He's a gay cosplayer....nothing to see here.

I guess I’m in the minority here but I don’t think he’s straight. I don’t know any straight guy who would go to these lengths.

Nico Tortorella really gets on my nerves.

I usually ignore idiots, but he makes that so difficult!

Another in a long line of "gorgeous, but batshit crazy."

And, as all DLers know, NEVER put your dick in crazy.

R13

Sorry *they’re. I keep forgetting they’re genderfluid

[QUOTE] He stole that line from a standup.

Was it Matt Rife?

R17 No, but I'll gladly show Matt that it's the case.

Pics or it didn’t happen, Nico

They are beyond annoying but they are right about bottoming.

You are warned to not go to that horrible Pink News website. Once you turn off your ad blocker (there's no way around it) your computer will eventually completely lock up to the point you have to do a hard reboot.

He's not straight. He's just has daddy issues and is co-dependent with his lesbian wife.

Lookin hot in OP's pic.

Who is they, who was they, who does they hope to be?

This is just the modern version of bi. Nothing is new.

Nico doesn’t ever mention a top in their life. They should go to an acting school...that seems clear.

his wife is topping him?

Nico mentioned coming out to a gay photographer in Hollywood when he was dating Sarah Paxton. Has he shot with any of the big ones? LaChapelle?

[Quote] Nico mentioned coming out to a gay photographer in Hollywood when he was dating Sarah Paxton.

Does Sarah still act?

Yes. I saw her on a couple of episodes of The Mae Whitman Programme.

The tattoos are a travesty.

sexy studs

How is he a "serial monogamist" if he and his partner are not exclusive? (and i'm not even talking about the fake wife)

what's the deets on his dick?

Dick wilter

Hate the tattoos R31, but love that hairy chest!!

Nico should join Ezra's policule (sp)? It could be the next NXIVM

His hair is tops.

R31 Wrong! They're beautiful.

The best tops bottom to know what kind of technique feels good for the bottom.

Is it “they is” or “they are” exhausting?

His dick is cut. He wrote a poem once moaning about being circumcised.

R41 of course he did

Nico suffers from a horrible case of attention whorism.

He makes no sense at all but he's hot. I'd fuck him when if he is nelly between the sheets.

We bottoms should go on strike! That'll show em.

Where are his hole and pole pics?

Sad that the trans/gender fluid movement have hijacked the word "they" and grammatical rules. It makes reading articles on sites like, pinknews, more difficult.

Agree with R44.

R47, yes... that article was uphill.

Pinknews is a hard read for many many reasons.

So Brave

He's hawt!

R45 A bottom’s Lysistrata huh? Well, with all the sex toys and dildos around today it will hopefully be easier than it was on those poor Greek women.

It’s always sad to see someone so potentially hot work so hard against their hotness because of deeply rooted insecurities.

I need to use this argument to turn tops to take me.

R54 Or abuse, I’m still interested in seeing some academic work citing childhood abuse victims as being more likely to be serial tattooist as a way to degenerate, own or control their bodies as a response to trauma. It’s off referenced here and with case studies like Bieber and Aaron Carter around they should be prevalent.

Well, duh. Adults do a lot of self-harm. Food, alcohol, drugs, anger management issues, compulsive behavior, etc. Getting random tattoos on random places can be a cry for help or just one's expression of really bad taste.

Don't tell us, Tortellini, show us!

At least in the Attitude interview, he's admitting to his side piece being a man. When he was on Wendy Williams' show, he completely danced around the issue when she directly asked him if he slept with men or women on the side. "I don't know what men and women really are!" Really, Nico? I'm sure even you are able to figure it out.

My head hurts. Honestly it sounds like he married his lesbian BFF.

Attention seeker 🙄

I'm gender flu...sorry, force of habit.

Keep talking about me!

He looked better before he went overboard with the tattoos.

[quote]When he was on Wendy Williams' show, he completely danced around the issue when she directly asked him if he slept with men or women on the side.

He's such a phony. When he dated that Kyle Krieger hairdresser, he never presented him as a boyfriend in the videos they did together, and only confirmed there was a relationship after it was over. Yet, he's said that he never hid Kyle and that he's never been in the closet! It's pretty clear that he's still ashamed of sleeping with men, though.

I recall that prior to claiming bottom pride now, he also said anal was disgusting and he'd never do it with anyone.

He has a lovely love tackle.

[Quote] he never presented him as a boyfriend in the videos they did together, and only confirmed there was a relationship after it was over. Yet, he's said that he never hid Kyle and that he's never been in the closet! It's pretty clear that he's still ashamed of sleeping with men, though.

He and Kyle said on Nico's podcast that they never said "I love you" in their time together. Both clearly have/had intimacy issues. And Kyle is lowkey bitchy.

Kyle is far more attractive to me than Mister Genderfluid - bitchiness, gayvoice and all. At least he doesn't find gay sex a source of shame or is running around calling himself a they/them. And he's kept himself in shape, unlike Nico who looked chunky on Drag Race Makeover.

You'd rather someone who is mean to you? Ok...

Kyle was a methead. Of course he found gay sex a source of shame.

*methhead

Kyle has a great ass, too.

And a small dick.

[quote]You'd rather someone who is mean to you? Ok...

As opposed to an attention whore calling himself a they/them? ABSOLUTELY.

r70 His voice is annoying.

Kyle isn't an attention whore? Ok... you've clearly set him up in your head as the opposite to Nico. He isn't, not at all.

What kind of boyfriend helps his lover promote the lover's show by insinuating it's on a network nobody watches/has? Kyle is shithead.

Kyle's not a they/them "non-binary" in a heterosexual marriage, all the while pretending to be 'queer'.

Nico has probably sucked more dicks than you. He's queer, whether you like that fact or not. (And DL's old guard are going to come for you. They hate "queer.")

[quote]Nico has probably sucked more dicks than you.

With a lot of shame and internal strife, no doubt. But I guess that goes with the territory of being so QUEEEEEEEER. 🙄 So noble, so stunning, so brave, so queer. Or non-binary. Or genderfluid.

Anyone who comes out as gay on DL automatically gets called straight. You guys are nuts.

Gays are straight here! And straights are gay!

It's Datalounge! Upside down world, my crazy Datalounge!

This video is rather strange. It was recorded very shortly after their break up and Kyle asks Nico what he wants in an ideal partner. It's now been proven that Nico wasn't joking about "side bitches."

The only way that queen has ever put his penis inside a vagina is if he was drugged and assaulted by some broad.

Actually, he interview another one of his lesbian exes and they recounted a threeway with her girlfriend. He's very effluent.

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???

He was in Lindsay Lohan's list of 30-plus men she fucked.

Kyle mentions that in the video at r75 (4:45).

I think he’s full of shit. Clearly the victim of a screwed up childhood. I feel sorry for his kid. I feel sorry for him if he doesn’t have a good prenup.

When did he have a kid?

R85, he's into scat?

[quote]I think he’s full of shit.

A queer enby something-fluid being full of shit? NEVER!

christ he's insufferable

make an onlyfans or shut the fuck up

Didn't he buy an enormous pile in Upstate New York? I guess it pays to star on a long running Darren Star show...

“I think both of those words, queer and polyamorous, are heavily weighted, and they mean different things to different people.”

Could we maybe go back to words... I dunno... actually MEANING things?

Just watching him, I think he's gay.

He claims he's pansexual/bisexual.

Whatever the case, I think that he desires attention more than anything else.

He's very clearly family. Watch him with his mother from 12:00.

Girl talks losing his virginity.

No way she's into women. At all.

Polyamory and alcoholism....

But what about the coke?

Nico Tortorella. I think I ordered that at an Italian restaurant once.

You couldn't afford me.

Tortorella does sound like an Italian dessert.

I don't think this guy has any genuine attraction to men. What he craves is attention. And he has found a way to get attention by cloaking himself in the ever-expanding LGBTQILKNGVKAFNSFGLJFGKLN flag. And he gets away with it because he's attractive and people are much more apt to cut an attractive person some slack.

I want to agree with you R102, but he's so nelly!

Can it really be an act?

r103, not that effeminacy proves anything, but I find him more affected than nelly.

There's no way he and Kyle made up the story that they were dating. Kyle tweeted and deleted when Nico went public with his Russian actress girlfriend (his lesbian wife was engaged to another woman at this time), something about "Oh, Nico will talk about who he's dating NOW."

[Quote] I find him more affected than nelly.

Agreed. As if nelly needs to wear those band aids for years on end.

He is my bottom fantasy. Handsome, smoking body, a little fem and love to get plowed.

I am still skeptical about the relationship between the lesbian wife and him (them whatever) - is it even sexual? The way they describe it is like best friends - I just don't get the sexual tension there at all but who knows...It just comes across as too ridiculous to be true and more like a bad PR stunt.

I never get a sexual vibe from Nico - even when he is talking about sex, it comes across as either too clinical or wacky to be genuine...If he was really into men, he would be whoring it up and it would be showing up on someone's social media...

I don't think it's PR. I think they fell into a routine where each time their other relationships failed, they would cry on each other's shoulders. The fact that the wife emphasized that she identifies as lesbian pretty much says that she's not male focused when it comes to sex.

I know lots of gay male lesbian female military members who married each other, just to stay in the closet.

They weren't fooling anyone, though.

Just like Nico.

I think Nico proclamations have to be read in the context of PR strategizing. And that gives rise to inconsistencies. "I'm sapiosexual," "I enjoy group sex" etc.

Yea sapiosexuals are by definition (although is there a real definition for sapiosexual? - it seems to be one of those tumblrisms that only exists online) not into anonymous sex group or otherwise...

Why is the lesbian wife on wikipedia? Is she famous now

They both probably share the same PR firm now and get a marital discount :)

Nico's thirst tweets

He has Bill Kristol’s slanted, heavy-lidded eyes in OP’s pic on the right.

He does that to make sure his lazy eye doesn't show.

So is he admitting he’s a bottom?

He's announcing his presidential campaign, Rose.