Nicole Kidman vs. Catherine Zeta-Jones

Mrs. Michael Douglas is ageless and timeless. Don’t apply terms to her used for mere mortals.

oh please dahling, theyve both had so much surgery theyr forced to breathe out of their vaginas....

This year always annoyed me because they didn’t show clips of the nominated performances. It was ridiculous.

The two of them should do a comedy thriller that includes them going undercover in rival college sororities.

They are both a testament to healthy lifestyles -- and avoiding the sun and plastic surgery.

When they hit 30, they will probably do a little this or that to their faces, as all stars do, but it will be so little, thanks to that country, casual, easygoing lifestyle.

Villainess brows (from Botox).

I hope Nicole will agree to play Grandmother, while I play the title role, in a reboot of "Little Red Riding Hood" I am developing.

They're both oddly uncharismatic.

Kidman’s iciness can be used to great effect. I thought she was perfection in Birth.

Catharine -34

Nicole - 64

In OP’s pic both their smiles look permanently frozen.

CZJ looks like Mindy Kaling (2019 version)'s twin sister in that picture with Nicole.

They both look so plastic thatI would call them ageless, otherwise Nicole is by far a much better actress.

Oscar is the youngest person in that photo.

They both have baby hair. Gauche!

Regardless of whatever work they each may have had done, by looking at their eyes, it is clear that CZJ's smile is actually genuine, whereas Kidman's is merely a configuring of her mouth in the form of a smile. I would love to know what is going through each of their minds in that photo.

Their oscars look really cheap and the seam is clearly visible on them.

Like a plastic middle school trophy

Catherine is ready for space battle with her helmet

Nicole has had the better career. She is still A list in terms of parts and salary.

Cathy Jones has severe mental illness, and unfortunately is married to Michael Douglas. I can’t remember the last time I saw her in anything.

After 2007, Miss Jones only received parts in smaller-scale features which were followed by a decrease in workload, during which she returned to the stage and played an aging actress in A Little Night Music (2009), winning a Tony Award. Zeta-Jones continued to work intermittently in the 2010s, starring in the films Side Effects (2013) and Red 2 (2013), as well as the television miniseries Feud (2017), in which she portrayed Olivia de Havilland. She is currently accepting offers of employment.

kidman is pushin 70......has had a ton of plastic surg.....gimme a break

I didn’t know CZJ had a Tony. Did she deserve it or was it paid for?

Weird pauses. No me gusta

Nobody would know about either if one didn't act as beard for one husband and the other as trophy for an aging has-been with connections.

OP, that photo is 17 years old.

Catherine is 29 now.

Nicole is 57.

Kidman is 53, Zeta-Jones is 51 according to their official biographies. They're probably each a couple years older than that.

It’s a tough choice between puffy & shiny vs. shiny & puffy.

Witch features

Clown shoe coming to town

CZJ is ACTUALLY 32, though she lies and says she's 29.

People who have had this much plastic surgery are plainly ill in some way. Nut-jobs. Looks are only that important to those who have a whole in their psyches the size of the Grand Canyon.

Hole.

It must translate to money but it’s not right. Is sleeping with a rich man with a tiny penis worth the degradation?

Keith Urban is an old rich lesbian with a tacky wig and a heavy penis.

God, that was awful, r23. She won an award for it??

God, that was awful, r23. She won an award for it??

[Quote] The two of them should do a comedy thriller that includes them going undercover in rival college sororities.

I hope Apple TV is listening.

Nicole's beauty has always disguised her brilliance as an actress (Although the Botox has given her a more vampirish look lately) People just can't get past it to appreciate her characters. She never should have lost her nose from 'The Hours'. Less $$$ roles but more arty ones.

Nicole isn't beautiful. She made herself over with rich lady face and low body fat. I had dinner with her a few times long ago. She is pleasant and fun. Not an Ice Queen.

R17 -- the "seam" is a reflection. My buddy has an oscar, I've held it -- they weigh a fucking ton.

like sayin 'a fart vs a turd'.....