Timothy Olyphant

There's something off putting about him.

College years (USC swim team)

Sooo hot on Santa Clarita Diet

He was hot back in the day. Now, he’s morphing into a truly interesting character actor. I loved him in last week's Fargo. Maybe I missed it, but he didn’t seem to be billed in the end credits.

I thought he was sexy in “Go”. I remember him being low-key and amiable on an episode of “Dinner for Five” — it was Jay Mohr who was bitter and obnoxious on the same episode!

Always been attracted to him. He is a great actor too. I literally know nothing about him though

I watched the Seth Meyers' interview. He was clearly on many things but he was hilarious. The talking Points bid made me LOL, I can only imagine the Fargo PR people watching that interview.

He has good chemistry with Conan

He needs to present dong ASAP before his look expires.

R5 the ‘Family Circus’ scene Olyphant did opposite Katie Holmes at the end of GO! is one of my all-time favorite endings in film. It’s so charming, understated and well-played, almost like it could be taken from a studio film of the ‘50s, but somehow it still works as the ideal cap to an otherwise lurid and manic journey into rave-culture.

Agree that Jay Mohr has become a shadow of his former self; however, he too was excellent in GO! (where, let us recall, he played a sympathetic well-rounded gay character with sensitivity), and like Timothy had a certain attractiveness-boosting offbeat charm back in the ‘90s.

I think the only thing I've seen him in is The Broken Hearts Club

No one's mentioned "Justified?" One of my favorite TV series.

God, I love this man. So freaking hot. Sorry. He is my go to!

The only celebrity dick I’ve seen in person! He goes, or at least used to before the virus, to the Equinox in Westwood. I walk into the locker room and Timothy is changing in front of the locker next to mine. Even now, tight swimmer’s body, with thick, heavy cock. Def a shower. It was breathtaking. He lives on one of those little streets around UCLA.

R12, I'm surprised no one mentioned that show earlier. If anyone want to see Olyphant at his bet they should check out "Justified." Of course, Walton Goggins equally dominates the show.

R3 is right. Timothy was at his hottest on Santa Clarita Diet.

R14 Forgot to mention, full bush of dark blondish brown. Hair on his head is completely gray. He must dye it for roles. We only nodded to each other, but he was very friendly to the front desk staff, so likely a nice guy.

Always liked him and found him cute but he looked awful and was annoying as fuck on Seth the other night.

Met him years ago when he did "Go." Nice guy.

IFHH

He's always pinged to me.

Lucky R14.

He's one of the celebrities I'd most want to see naked. How was the ass?

Sex on a stick . I first noticed him on sex and the city,and followed him closely since. Deadwood and Justified were both fabulous !

"Olyphant is a descendant of the VANDERBILT family of New York.

His maternal fourth great-grandfather was family patriarch Cornelius Vanderbilt; his third great-grandfather was William Henry Vanderbilt, who doubled the family's railroad fortune; his great-great-grandmother was socialite Emily Thorn Vanderbilt; his great-grandmother was socialite Emily Vanderbilt Sloane; and his great-uncle was music producer John Hammond. The surname Olyphant is of Scottish origin.

His paternal fourth great-grandfather, Dr. David Olyphant, was born in Scotland and served as director-general of the Southern hospitals during the American Revolutionary War. His third great-grandfather, David Olyphant, and great-great-grandfather, Robert Morrison Olyphant, were both prominent businessmen."

Cut or uncut?

Hmm bid dutch cock genes. Also can see dutch on the face and eyes.

big.

Sexiest walk I have ever seen.

So how is he related to Anderson Cooper?

He's hot and hilarious. He's always been so skinny, though. Really wide, muscular (swimmer's) shoulders and tiny, boyish snake hips.

Fabulous hair and those wide eyes, too.

William Henry 1 had 4 daughters and 4 sons. Anderson descends from one of the sons - Cornelius II. Timothy apparently from one of the daughters. I think.

[quote] So how is he related to Anderson Cooper?

[quote] William Henry 1 had 4 daughters and 4 sons. Anderson descends from one of the sons - Cornelius II. Timothy apparently from one of the daughters. I think.

They're third cousins.

I like him almost as much as I like taters!

I’ve always wanted to see a walk-off between Sharon Stone and Timothy Olyphant. Now, If I was an evil person, I’d put an Emmy on a shrubbery at one end of a field and make them race for it. With obstacles. Press. Leaked photos.

Justified was the best show on television

Never heard of him before. Damn he is sexy, I would so go there

Thanks OP

Meredith from The Office trying to seduce him always funny to me. He’s definitely charming as well as handsome.

Would.

End of discussion.

He's been married to the same woman for decades--his college sweetheart. Very unusual given that he became a star and could have traded up.

Hilarious on Archer as the spy buddy who is only gay for Archer.

R34, here. Good obstacles for Ms. Stone & Mr. Oliphant would be an autonomously rolling martini cart, a golf tee, two bicurious komodo dragons, and a hopscotch pattern using numbers.

Thanks OP! I didn't even know Fargo was back on.

R39 just like James Marsden...until recently. There’s still hope, ladies!

[quote]Even now, tight swimmer’s body, with thick, heavy cock

any more details? Cut or uncut?

[quote] He lives on one of those little streets around UCLA.

I saw him at the Hammer Museum in Westwood years ago. I turned away from looking at a painting and he was standing next to me. I wasn't even a fan of his then, so it was a waste. Now I really like him. He was great in "Justified" and "The Santa Clarita Diet".

R44 Cut. Very nice ass. Not bubble, but athletic. I think he still swims regularly. Not in the dinky two lane Equinox pool, but at UCLA. He lives three or four blocks away. It’s not hyperbole to say he was breathtaking naked.

He looks like a werewolf.

“Answer the question, Claire!”

I’ve had a crush on him since the first time I saw him. Can’t remember what he was in, but I was a goner. And I fell in love all over again with Go. His character was such an ideal boyfriend for me during my own (earlier) rave days.

I think you did a good job encapsulating what I love about their nascent relationship, r10. It very much felt that way to me at the time.

My favorite thing about him is that on top of everything else he’s really, really funny. And not just broadly funny, but he can be specifically funny in a very weird, almost long-form, performance art way.

He lived in my West Hollywood condo building in 1999...he and his wife were always very friendly and nice in the elevator and lobby. Selma Blair lived in the same building and she was also very sweet.

He and Josh Duhamel are different people?

Sexiest lawman ever!

I agree completely, R49. He's deeply funny. But one of my favorite one-liners of his, from a talk-show interview, was when the host asked him about his kids. He said, "We have four children. Or, as I like to say, one too many."

R9 “...before his look expires.....”. Are you retarded? You type retard.

R51 Timothy can act, Josh can’t.

R51 Duhamel is prettier, but Olyphant is sexier in my opinion.

After looking at an old (late 1990s) interview of his with Conan O'Brien, I realized that Timothy's had hair plugs. Seems like he was in the middle of the treatment at the time of the interview, with kind of a bunchy-looking hairline. But in the end, it took, and it really works. He's got a fantastic head of hear. Money well spent.

*head of hair,* obviously.

He was on Seth Meyers last week, it was a Zoom interview. He was quite funny. He stopped the interview to get a martini or what looked like a martini. IIRC, he put grapes instead of olives in the drink. Seth was laughing so hard at Tim's jokes.

R59, meet OP.

There's nothing hotter than an attractive man with a great sense of humor.

I find, most really good looking people, men and women who are very attractive, don't have a great sense of humor. Since they've skated on their looks most of their lives, they never developed an actual personality. That's why most fashion models are some the most uninteresting dull people in the world. Yes, I work with fashion models, male and female. Most are deathly dull, not very bright and self-absorbed. .

[quote][R59], meet OP.

OP didn't mention the martini-with-grapes bit.

Sue me for also mentioning Tim was on Seth's show.

The last time Tim and Seth did an in-person interview, I thought they were going to jump each other after the show.

Tim was being borderline flirty and there was a serious vibe between them.

R63 Seth flirts with male guests often.

Colbert used to flirt with male guests though less so recently.

Looking good in "The Mandalorian".

I love him in an early SATC episode. He’s adorable. He also has a short scene with Goldie in First Wives Club. I think he did Broken Hearts after that.