See you next Wednesday....

Mother Pence is actually a jackal.

Hey!!?

Let's hope Karen wears this gorgeous frock again.

Sale at Dress Barn! Last one there has to eat my snatch!

Karen neglected to wear a mask on stage at the debate tonite.

Hideous cunt. International embarrassment.

Looks like Mother got her "face freshening" done by whatever plastic surgeon moved into the old Dress Barn location at the mall and emailed her a Groupon.

[quote]Looks like Mother got her "face freshening" done by whatever plastic surgeon moved into the old Dress Barn location at the mall and emailed her a Groupon.

At least she supports local businesses.

Is this a new hairstyle for Mother or have we seen it before?

Also, does she have pinkeye too?

I wonder if Mike and Mother were POZ over the summer and immune like the judge? Mike was in the line of fire in the Rose Garden.

With his pinkeye and her coughing...

She must have seen this and changed her hairstyle.

Are we sure she's not Pence's sister?

Why is she called Mother Pence please?

Because Mother Pence's husband calls her "Mother" not "Karen" or a normal sort of nickname.

R11 Quote audible sneezing jags could be heard in the background as well.

^ Quite

^ Indeed.

Now we know where the flies are coming from.

The only other woman 'Mother' allows Mike to be alone with is Miss Lindzey. But 'Mother' doesn't know? 'Mother' would know.

Mother SHOULD know.

Mother Pence is literally the worst. She has no style, no flair, not one ounce of cool. Melania has at least gone gay for pay, probably done some high quality blow, and I'm sure had some wild times. What do you think Mother's most crazy evening might be? Getting bred by Mike?

My most crazy? It was buying this dress, R22, this WHORE dress and these WHORE shoes. My Mikey hated this outfit. He made me burn it after I took it off and put on proper, modest, JESUS clothing in the bathroom. I would never undress in front of Mikey, he says only WHORES do that.

My most crazy? It was buying this dress, R22, this WHORE dress and these WHORE shoes. My Mikey hated this outfit. He made me burn it after I took it off and put on proper, modest, JESUS clothing in the bathroom. I would never undress in front of Mikey, he says only WHORES do that.

As America's Mother, I'm hoping you can give me some advice. I'm a gay student living at home and am in the closet. The kids at school tease me for being gay, even though I deny it. Help me, mother! What should I do...or is this a Melania question?