VP Debate Thread - Wednesday, October 7, 9 PM ET (Part 2)

Part I below.

Fucking Pence is so creepy.

You can’t blame China for Trump and the WH getting Covid

Kamala bring up Trump's Obama obsession.

Trumpers in Twitter are saying Pence is winning.

Everyone knows the economy is the main issue so everyone keeps bringing it back to the economy

Someone please shut his mic off -He goes on and on and ignores the rules.

Of course they are, R5. They're TRUMPERS.

Pence is so going to be whipped by Dump when he goes to the White House. Kamala is owning his ass!

Kamala's balls are bigger than Mikey's.

Oh, I love this. Calling them out for reversing anything associated with Obama. Petty racist fucks

The eyes are getting redder and redder

What would you expect R5 -- he could sit silently and drool and they would say he won

Pence's brow is now SWEATING.

His eyes are getting even redder.

Ah yes, a good strategy to use when your down 30 points with women is to be a sexist jerk who ignores the woman moderator and interrupts his woman opponent. Every woman has had at least one irritating experience when their male boss or coworker interrupted them. Women won’t forget this. #penceisapig

What about the Trump and Pence both have Covid issue? Anybody cover what’s going on in the WH with people dropping like flies? #pinkeyePence

Failure of Leadership.

Kamala is doing great lifting Biden when she can— people vote for president, not VPs

Thank you, op.

R10, RUDE!

Mikey doesn't have any at all!

PUTIN and Russia -- yes!

Ooooh! Russia!

Trump won’t be happy with Pence’s performance tonight. He’s anemic.

[quote]Trumpers in Twitter are saying Pence is winning.

Hon, they also put Trump's head on Rambo's body and paint pictures of Jesus embracing him. Trumpers are delusional idiots.

VP will start crying soon

[quote] Trumpers in Twitter are saying Pence is winning.

They’re wrong.

And we know that tRumpers lie about EVERYTHING!!!

Try this thread instead!

I think the moderator is being interestingly shady in that she is throwing trump's claims back at pence in her framing of the questions.

[quote]R9 -- Pence is so going to be whipped by Dump when he goes to the White House. Kamala is owning his ass!

The chastity belt isn't coming off tonight, let me tell you!

Pence looks beat down I love it.

Yaaaassss...she's on fire!

Pence looks like a man who got beat up by girls a lot in elementary school.

Sister Pence needs some Lumify hunny!

But what will you do Kam?

Kamala is really an attractive woman

He looks horrible. How dare he expose everyone to COVID.

Kamala is no Tim Kaine.

He can barely contain his sneer on the (our) left side of his mouth.

Dry swallow. He's scared.

A lot of women on Twitter are tweeting about how irritating it is when a man constantly talks over them and won’t let them talk. They’re relating Pence to their own experiences.

Great move, Pence.

How does moving the embassy to Jerusalem help Americans at all?

I love watching Maya Rudolph destroy Cotton Hill.

Kamala tried hard. Poor thing.

His nostrils look uneven—NOSE JOB

R40 it's a right wing battle cry

I have to say, I've felt kind of lukewarm about Kam, but she's slaying it!

Daddy Mike, it's not nice to interrupt a lady.

I knew Kamala would defecate on this person. She's not the one to fuck with.

This moderator needs a slap for not cutting Pence off.

When Kamala looks in the camera in exasperation I think women everywhere can relate to that feeling of having a male boss who is totally average in every way while she has to be a statistical outlier just to get an entry level position.

Go Kamala! Bring it home! I was naturalised in 2015 and was so proud to vote for you and Joe.

Pence winning.

WTF is he talking about?

I like VPs who don't let Jinah Flu dominate their eyeballs.

His eyes are red. Crying or Covid?

The visible affection Kamala has for Joe is charming.

It gives me hope.

It's important to Vangies R40

But they are already voting for Turmp

Is ISIS this a thing? Haven’t heard about them for 3 years

What is he babbling about?

I honestly think they are going to burn Pence's suit after the debate. Even it looks unhealthy and germ ridden.

R40 Dog whistle to evangelicals

Windbag regurgitating platitudes.

R40 It was done for the benefit of evangelical xtians who are waiting for the Rapture - there must be a state of Israel, of which Jerusalem is the capitol.

#pencehascovid

Thank you vice president.

Your time is done.

This mod is a RepubliCUNT

all pence is doing is giving fox talking points.

How do independents feel about this is the question

He's a fucking asshole.

She nailed that foreign policy answer! As someone in the military, who has worked closely with our NATO allies, she said everything I needed to hear. One of my worst fears is that Trump wins, pulls us out of NATO, and further alienates us from our allies.

bag daddy

He's now bringing up the cheap, petty trick of bringing a grieving family to his ass-whopping.

R55 And you’re welcome! Where’s my thank you?

Kamala doesn’t take shit from anyone

CUT HIM OFF you cunt!

Mikey's brand new red necktie's knot just clenched, hearing Senator Harris whisper the word "Russia."

I doubt Pence is interested in the wimmins vote. Them godly womenfolk in the Heartland just vote how their husbands and fathers tell them to.

R66 Yes, I agree and woof! Please marry me, military boy.

"Thank you, Vice President Pence."

"Thank you, Susan."

"Thank you, Vice President Pence."

"Thank you, Susan."

"Thank you, Vice President Pence."

"Thank you, Susan."

Suckers and losers!

R26, what else would they say?

R63 She can't control Pence. He's a pig just like Trump. His ego can't stand answering to two women.

How will Pence spin the "suckers and losers" comments about military veterans.

Kamala is wiping the floor with this pink-eyed, herpes mouthed, complicit traitor.

Pence looks scared!

Suckers and losers!

I feel sorry for Pence’s ending political career

Suckers and losers!

Empathy first. Followed by solid facts.

But honestly, she isn't winning as much as he's just a wet sack of mayonnaise.

Mamala knows her stuff.

She is killing him on the military

Wow— Kamala brought up every fucking thing Trump has said about the troops

THe moderator needs to put her foot down.

Cut his mic

Susan. just needs to let them speak to each other

Susan needs to get her shit together.

Slander!!!

TURN HIS FUCKING MIC OFF

what a wet papersack the moderator is.

And your nephew is a closeted cocksucker like you.

She's doing brilliantly. Pete did a good job prepping her

Trump’s probably screaming at his TV right now. Kamala is landing blow after blow and Pence is just standing there hanging his head.

"I'm sorry, you've had more time than she has....... but please ramble on!"

Pence is trying to convince us Trump likes the troops.

Hilarious

If he has Rona, that would explain him wanting to sit, his coryza eyes, and the overall appearance of being sickly.

We know he has been in direct contact with many who are pos.

And sometimes it takes awhile for the tests to reveal viral loads.....

....Or they could be deceiving everyone about his status?

Susan is snoozin.'

That lady favors kammy. Not fair.

Fucking finally, Susan!

Susan...How fitting is that name for this asslicking bitch. Sorry but fair is fair and she needs to CUT HIM OFF

oh the moderator just figured out she's supposed to enforce time limits?

Has anyone checked on #America'sNumberOne🤡Clown

He's hyperventilating, and it's not from The Corona.

Ok, Susan taking back control.

Moderator finally woke up a bit...meh

The Supreme Court I swear I saw Kamala chopping at bit to answer

Does Pence have lips?

finally the moderator took control

she let him dictate far too long

Pence on abortion!! THis should be good

I'm glad Susan is letting Pence go first. Then Kamala gets to nail him with her response.

I’m astounded that Pence is able to speak considering how far his tongue is up tRump’s ass.

Pence has one way out of this. He can create a distraction by pressing his man breasts against the plexiglass wall.

Pence avoiding abortion topic!

Jesus he just teed up that military stuff didn't he.

Cock sucking lips r110

he should not get extra time to talk about abortion. HE is using his 2 minutes talking about old shit.

Fuck this man

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump · 7m

Mike Pence is doing GREAT! She is a gaffe machine.

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION YOU LYING CORPSE!

No one cares about ISIS now— we have a failed economy with thousands dying

Susan sucks as a moderator.

I love how Harris defines basic words like "bounty," realizing that many Americans don't know what words mean.

ANSWER THE FUCKING ABORTION QUESTION YOU TWAT.

Susan, you need to hold the debaters to answering your questions. And if they don't, they don't, but you have to point that out. So so did not answer the question, moving on.

[Quote]Does Pence have lips?

Don't know, but his nose job bit the dust ages ago.

The moderator should make him forfeit his answer to the question on Supreme Court question for using up so much time. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK PENCE!

[quote]How does moving the embassy to Jerusalem help Americans at all?

Middle East policy over decades has never helped Americans. Only hurt this country.

Is he going to fucking answer the question.

Completely skirting the issue!

Pence has those pink eye ass eating syndrome look 👀

Pence is such a smarmy peace of shit.

ISiS is like ancient history

In not sure if it’s Rona or a “god glaze” that fundies often have but he’s a speed freak to sleep.

Yeah, yeah we know DJT. He's better than Stormy and twice as whorish.

Kamala is doing a great job articulating the rage that voters feel.

💕 Kamala is America's Sweetheart !

is it my imagination or is his forehead sweating?

It’s war. People die.

your time is up muther fucker

If he doesn't answer the question asked, cut his mic. He is cheating by taking WAY more than his 2 minutes for each question.

Harris is a nut job.

No I don’t want my judges to express their faith on the bench

Christian faith. The only faith that apparently matters.

Kavanaugh!

DRINK!

Attacks on Christian faith!

SLAM!

He completely did not answer that question at all.

He said nothing about abortion. Loser! Avoider! Pussy!

No one cares about the Iranian general. As mentioned above, we are getting sick, dying, losing our jobs, and can't pay rent. Why is Pence bringing this up?

Then this Page bee-yotch even gives Pence 15 seconds rebuttal time after KH mentioned McCain, "suckers," and "losers"!

He’s totally dodging the abortion question and Kamala and the “moderator” are allowing it.

I'm done, this is the last debate I'll be watching this election season. BP spike, can't deal.

Has Pence answered any question?

COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Oh God 27 days.

The moderator really needs to learn to say Shut Up

[quote]@realDonaldTrump · 7mMike Pence is doing GREAT! She is a gaffe machine.

Someone got back his adderall

She's mustering every bit of demure femininity she's got for the fucking cameras , but you know she's burning with outrage.

R72

Pence claiming Trump closed travel from China is laughable. It's well known that after that fake travel shut down Chinese were still getting into the USA right and left.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

“Joe if elected, will only be the 2nd practicing Catholic in office”

If you take your time for one question to continue talking about the previous one, you'll only get to talk about half of what you're supposed to.

Kamala obviously has upset some of our Republicunt trolls. Poor dears.

ACA on trial at the court!!!

Why is the “ a” obsessed troll on here trashing Kamala? I Told you all he is a racist

What a sack of week old dog shit he is. And the moderator is 5 day old dog shit.

[quote]Harris is a nut job.

In what way, idiot?

LOL @ R142. Guess strong, smart, opinionated women are nut jobs to you, huh?

[quote]Pence claiming Trump closed travel from China is laughable. It's well known that after that fake travel shut down Chinese were still getting into the USA right and left.

It's all ridiculous because the strain the US got was from Italy.

The Russians have landed and are blocking legitimate DL posts.

😂🤣🤣

Biden is getting more pale with every passing moment.

the undead.

Pence looks like he’s falling asleep and Kamala is steamrolling all over him. Trump will not be happy with this.

YES!

Make this about healthcare.

She answered the question and now still has time to argue her case.

Honestly, she is doing better than I expected.

[quote] COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Who/what are you referring to?

[quote]No one cares about the Iranian general. As mentioned above, we are getting sick, dying, losing our jobs, and can't pay rent. Why is Pence bringing this up?

Because he’s loath to talk about his administration being responsible for people getting sick, dying, losing our jobs, and can’t pay rent.

Pardon me, Mike Pence is getting more pale

We have a health plan!! We’re just going to keep it secret

I want to here about the healthcare plan that Trump has.

What about the sanctity of all of the human lives that were lost due to this pandemic that has been handled incredibly poorly by this offensively awful administration?

Pence is turning green

R175 I was hoping that's what you meant.

I think Kamala is kicking butt!

"Answering your first question..."

Always one question behind. Symbolic of how he wants to trap this country in the past.

Pence is simultaneously infuriating and mind numbingly boring. I can't watch much more of this.

[quote] @realDonaldTrump · 7mMike Pence is doing GREAT! She is a gaffe machine.

A 'gaffe' machine? His base won't know that is. Its probably trending on yahoo search right now.

Who the fuck says gaffe?

He’s so gross. That pus-weeping eye.

bingo, r178

He's going to be sorry that he bated her...

I fucking hate this moderator bitch. I hope she gets cyberterrorized by the K-Hive

You mean packing courts like Trump has!

Yes, pack the fucking court

GET. HIM.

I AM SPEAKING!!!

I hope she asks how far is pro-life position goes. NO ABORTION, and the woman goes to jail if she tries to get one?

Maya Rudolph is going to have so much fun this week.

He's trying to nail her on packing the court instead of addressing the question asked of him.

I'm speaking!

I'm speaking!

....yeah!

He’s hoping China still scares. It doesn’t. They needed to close the borders to all travel earlier. Now they’re closed indefinitely and we need them open to restart the economy. We’re getting fucked sideways and backways and all the ways. And no one cares about China or Iran or Isis or his faith. We are about to lose our homes and jobs and get evicted all over again. It’s only been a decade since the last one. That’s 2 huge career set backs for someone my age already. He’s so out of touch.

Wow, is Pensive an android or what?

Pence has a collapsed left nostril

"I'm speaking. Mmmkay?"

That Abe Lincoln thing was awesome!

I thought Chris Wallace sucked at moderating but Susan Page makes me blind with rage. Republicans NEVER follow the rules but Dems do. Pence just keeps flapping his gums on and on and on and Susan Page just keeps saying Thank you to Purse Puppy Pence. This is fucking ridiculous. And Kamala is doing OK but she needs to call out Pence and adress That Pussy Page for not being a moderator period.

NO MORE DEBATES. The Republicunts will Not follow the rules.

The implied "fuck you" in the "I'm speaking"

I'm a bit late on the topic but about the allies. We are your first and oldest allies but Trump treated France like the biggest shit in the world while favoring a criminals like Putin, Erdogan, Kim Jong Un, Bolsonaro etc. The world is going very badly my friends. You can change that by voting for Biden. We still love you despite the way we have been treated by your President. Please, vote for a better America, vote for a better world

Why can’t Kameltoe answer any questions with facts? I’m so glad I voted for Trump today and that he will be re elected.

KAMELABOOM

Supreme court smackdown.

Yes. PACK THE COURT

Wow is he condescending.

Let's talk about covert fudge-packing.

I seriously think she should get really down and dirty about abortion. What exactly does no abortion mean? Just exactly how prolife are you Mike Pence?

And Kamala checks him every time

Pack the Court DO IT

R202 Yes and all true. It’s a disgrace. First W and then this fucker.

Smiling so sweetly while shivving him. Love her!

Let's talk about what an absolute lying sack of shit Mike Pence is.

I bet Pence has a sweet little hole.

I don't think Drump wrote that tweet. Would he call him Mike Pence instead of something more obnoxious like "MY Great VP Pence" or some bloviating remark. Drump is hopefully in a downward spiral coming off his meds.

He gave her the rope and now she is going to hang him with the incompetent nominees...who are all white

Ooooh. Kamelaboom again.

He’s so vain— so much facial surgery and Botox

People like Trump is against abortion for other people. I'm quite sure any of the broads he knocked up who weren't his wives over the years got abortions that he paid for gladly.

And that piece of shit Pence. If he had a son who impregnated some girl he'd be perfectly okay with her getting an abortion and if abortion rights were taken away when that happened he'd be perfectly fine with her getting a back alley abortion if it would save his family's reputation.

R214 = Miss Graham

[quote] Does Pence have lips?

Yes. They're Clutch Cargo lips.

👩🏽‍🎤 [italic] Kamala, You GO Gurl !

R214, ask Putin. He would know.

[Quote] I bet Pence has a sweet little hole.

Not so little

Pence is super pissed that she didn't take the bait on expanding the Supreme Court.

I think women are going to be quite outraged at Pence displaying his white male privilege tonight

he is not the moderator but he ignores the moderator

he asks Kamala questions and then asks why she's not answering

all the while he has avoided half the questions the actual moderator has asked him all night

"Let the record show" -- it's not court Mother

Judd Apatow

That isn’t a tear rolling down Pence’s face. It’s bacterial puss.

dry swallow on george floyd - he's scared

Why didn’t she bring up the Merrick Garland nomination?

Agree R226 and it reinforces their hatred of Trump

Do you think mother pegs him?

Biden and Harris need to just state, "NO, we will not pack the Supreme Court" .... then, after they are elected say what Trump would say, "I changed my mind. I can do that you know, because I'm the President! and I'm in charge"

[quote]I love how Harris defines basic words like "bounty," realizing that many Americans don't know what words mean.

Of course we know what it means.

I thought Pence would do much better tonight. I figured Kamala would steamroll him, but did he even bother showing up?

[quote] Do you think mother pegs him?

He only impregnated her in a dark room while she was wearing a football helmet and shoulder pads.

Bad cops are bad for good cops.

Pence: But......

[quote] Why can’t Kameltoe answer any questions with facts? I’m so glad I voted for Trump today and that he will be re elected.

You’re not particularly bright are you?

He is most certainly not going to elected in 27 days. He’s going down like the Titanic.

It’s nice to see the this relic of a time when mediocre white men could get into the leadership positions that they didn’t deserve in any way. And bonus points that it’s a women of color and first gen American doing it. Men like Pence have had there day.

He does not want to answer this

Pence is smarmy in that Baptist minister kind of way, but I can see who he appeals to

Mikey's forehead looks bruised.

Did Beaver and Buttface Jr. go all Sonny Corleone on him before the debate?

Yeah, I am disappointed that Obama's pick would not be brought up for a vote in the Senate by the Republicans.

Hmmmm... I wonder why people riot and loot

CORNBALL

I wish Kamala had said "YOU'RE the one who didn't answer the question, Mr. Vice President. The question was: How are you going to protect pre-existing conditions if you repeal the Affordable Care Act?" Notice that Pence didn't even try to answer that one.

That eye is sooooo infected. It's half the size of the other.

*see him get slapped down I mean

No racism here! No

Fuck Pence with his "you are entitled to your opinion" - so condescending.

Fly on his head

Jeff goldblum stuck to his hairspray

PENCE HAS A FLY ON HIS HEAD

is that a fly on his head?

R239 It’s a troll

A fly landed on Pence's head.

Fly pooping on his head !

A fly on his head?

THere's a bug on Pence!!!

She can't appear "uppity"

Does Pence have a bug on his hair?!

Mother Pence would NEVER peg him -that's so unbelievable!

What's believable is Pence taking raw cock up his over-used hole yelling, "Breed me!"

Again, he's not answering the question about Breonna Taylor.

Looting!

DRINK!

and again with another cheap trick of bringing a boo-hooing victim as a prop

Even the flies HATE Pence!!!!

Datalounge, blessed be the fruit,

Praise be! The Sons of Jacob have decreed that Susan Page is dead. Behold my rebirth as Ofmike, praise be!

Under his eye,

Does he have a fly on his hair

It’s stuck there because of the hairspray

He is starting to rot and the maggots are landing.

The fly smells rotting meat.

Inherently racist has nothing to do with police

Trump is live tweeting this debate.

Like flies to shit!

He would swat it away, but he's used to gross things shitting all over him!

she just saw the fly

Fly knows a pile of shit when it sees one.

Ugh, Sincerely Racist Mike Pence is the ugliest pence of them all.

He's hitting on all the fundie hot points

Lady man have ladybug in hair.

The rioters and looters segway from the racial debate in our country doesn't sit well with Republicans I know. Even they know the rioters are not the same as the peaceful protestors fighting for racial justice.

I thought pence would be better prepared for this topic.

His corpse is already attracting flies.

God sent the fly

Hahaha! Flies are attracted to shit.

What is crawling on his head HAHAHAHA

Is the fly dead on his head?

Hahahahaha, that fly is stuck!!

Cheering here in Brooklyn for Kamala.

She needs to really lay into this lying, gross, disgusting Vice President Mike Turd who looks like something a trucker squeezed out in a truck stop toilet after an overnight run fueled by burritos and coffee.

You go, Kammy!

Flies on shit.

Rancid Pence is attracting flies.

Is that a fly on Mikey's head?

a fly on a corpse.

He’s debating with a fucking fly glued to his head lmao

good for her, don't take that shit seriously for a second.

How humiliating for Pence!!!! He doesn't know!

That fly can't unstick himself from that lacquered do!

His pants even allowed to be in the same room with two women? Mother would not approve.

It's not a bug -It's a brain slug.

LOL, thank you fly. Obviously not afraid of the Rona.

"Dang it, I know I left my maggot-babies in here. Kids? Kids? Can you squirm around for momma please?'

The fly was stuck in the hairspray.

Oh SNAP

OMG Is that a murder wasp in his hair?

Kamala gave a brilliant answer but we were all focused on the shitting fly

Omg a fly is stuck to his hair!!!!!

someone gave him a "brush off your hair" signal

poor jeff goldblum

Oh shit, the eye is getting worse!!

Goddamn, there's a fucking fly on Pence's hair

What the HELL is he babbling about.

Why is Pence shaking his head. He can't defend Trump about being a racist.

Harris on the President: "He has betrayed our friend, embraced dictators around the world.....America's intelligence community told us Russia interfered in election in 2016...but Donald Trump prefers to take the word of Vladimir Putin over word of the U.S. intelligence community"

The cum on Mikey's head kept that poor fly stuck.

Isn't pink eye a possible symbol of covid?

Is it a fly?

A fly just laid maggot eggs on Corona zombie Pence.

[quote] Does Pence have a bug on his hair?!

It's probably the one that crawled out of his ass.

A Black Fly! How mortifying.

Yeah. The media edited Trump’s statements to make him look racist??

Mayor Pete trained her well—I'm sure he anticipated all of Pence's blather and helped Kamala devise smack-down answers.

IVANKA'S A JEW AND HE LOVES HER THE MOST, YOU KNOW!

*symptom of covid?

It's a tiny drone.

NO! Fucking cut him off!

A fly loves a pile of shit

The “ a” troll is the one making racist comments etc. he has over 30 accounts

Pence has dandruff on his jacket

I almost died when she said they'll get rid of cash bail

expect republicans to scream from the roof tops for the next month that democrats want to let accused murderers out on no bail

Then they will show dozens of recent cases where accused criminals were released without any bail during the lockdowns and went on to murder, rape, rob and torture people

Your time is OVER> Shut the fuck up.

No one believes Pence about Trump not being a racist

Like a fly on shit...

*cough* Oh fuck.

Pence is trying to runout the clock with disinformation.

R327 because cons wants to keep innocent poor people in jail

Shut the fuck up Mr Vice President!!!!

That fly is symbolic of the whole state of affairs in the WH tbh A fly just starting shitting on him lol God is real and she’s sending us a signal!

Fly = symbol of the Devil

This moderator is PATHETIC.

I can’t stop thinking of that fly

Hey everybody, its me! I just shit on him as well!

That was a great rebuttal.

And he's going to claim that SHE is selectively editing?

She was strong and clear and he sounds like he's got a mouth full of mashed potatoes

SHUT HIM UP

Tom Nichols

Harris is doing a great job of getting every Trump scandal of the past four years into this debate. She was clearly well staffed and well prepared for this. A far better Harris than we saw in the primaries, in my opinion.

The debate moderator looks as frazzled as fuck. Lol, stupid bitch can’t control anything.

It's time to heal America from all Trump abuse. It's time to heal all those who have been abused by this idiot who works for Russia interests. It's time to stand up and face the world that doesn't recognize the US anymore. It's time to heal America. It is time to regain dignity, it's time to heal America and the world. Vote Biden!

[QUOTE] expect republicans to scream from the roof tops for the next month that democrats want to let accused murderers out on no bail

Shame the Trump campaign doesn’t have any money to run ads on that. They’re broke and pulling out of states left and run.

Fly must be dead now. Poor fly

Kamala finally shutting this moderator bitch down.

Are we almost done now?

Pink eye can be a symptom of covid. Dammit. If he exposed her -

“I will NOT be lectured!”

I love when Kamala says I will not be lectured by the Vice President on Law Enforcement.

Damn, even Beelzebub has turned on these people.

That's not the first black fly that has worked its way to Mike Pence's mouth...

Kamala has done very well.

R313, etc. pence has Covid. I bet in the next couple of days either he’s going to have to admit it or hide.

someone in the crowd is a super spreader

The fly makes me think of Amityville Horror

Is there a dog barking in the background?

What's the noise coming from the audience? Am I the only one hearing it?

Kamala kicked motherfucking ass!

Good ending, Kamala!

Did he show up in public while having Covid?

Babs Bush strikes again.

It’s okay.

It’s a boy fly.

I missed it! Where's the fly????

Damn, he's lying about everything from "millions of doses of vaccine already being produced, to the 2008 swine flu statistics to NAFTA. Trump has decimated the dairy industry, lost most of our soybean markets, amongst others.

I love that Kam is so calm direct and articulate.

"I will not be lectured by the Vice President". Go Senator Harris!

She wiped the floor with him. Going to Twitter to say so!

Does Pence have an Onlyfans?

I'm pretty sure it's someone sneezing r358

He’s zombie, with pus seeping out of his holes and flies all over. 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I hear the dog yelping.

Was that fly Mother Pence’s satanic familiar? I think it was.

If Pence does indeed have covid it will come out soon enough, and their whole campaign will collapse even further into jokedom.

This is sexist but the debate needed a strong impartial male because Pence would be more likely to listen and shut the fuck up. A big, no nonsense man with a deep loud voice and a switch to cut his mic if he continued. This lady is like a high school kid. Not up to the task and an embarrassment.

R358, I thought it was a dog barking outside lol. I heard it too.

She is answering this well, as Joe did, to not give away the plan but to make it about the energy of the people.

Kamala looks like she’s doing a Maya Rudolph imitation right now with shaking her fist, that’s how good Maya’s impersonation is.

Flies are attracted to shit. Mike "poopy hands" Pence doesn't know how to wipe his ass and wash his hands properly, so he's got pink eye.

Flies are attracted to shit. Mike "poopy hands" Pence doesn't know how to wipe his ass and wash his hands properly, so he's got pink eye.

A fly lands where a fly lands - on a turd!

What's the noise coming from the audience? Am I the only one hearing it?

No, I heard it too

Rotting corpse Pence attracting all kinds of bugs

Pink eye and the fly is what everyone will remember about Pence and talk about tomorrow. More humiliation for Trump.

Good last question for Pence, but he ducked it.

Pence is getting orders from the audience.

PENCE - FUNDIE SHOUT OUT!!

r348, glad she fought for that Plexiglass wall and sitting twice as far away from him.

this moderator sucks

The text of the constitution you see behind her when the camera shows both of them with focus on her says "throw off such government".

The text in the same camera view with focus on him says "guards for their future security"

The fly on Pence's head is laying eggs as they do on any corpse.

[quote] a strong impartial male because Pence would be more likely to listen and shut the fuck up.

Pence is only used to opening his mouth when it comes to a strong impartial male.

I'm mad that stupid moderator didn't ask Pence about his well documented opinions on hiring gay people because we are diseased riddled and physically incapable to doing a good job. I want to know if he still feels that way.

BIG FAILURE ON THE MODERATOR'S PART.

Not the first black fly to work its way to Pence's mouth...

Oh here we go....Hillary blah blah blah

Mike's pretty red faced ........

Is he running a fever, or just embarrassed?

Or both!

Who had "Hillary" on their debate bingo card?

R373 The moderator is obviously a Republican. She allows him to go on and on. Don't blame it on her sex.

"I will not be lectured [to]," Say goodnight, somebody.

They didn't try to impeach him. The HOUSE did!

He's fucking delusional.

Oh, Christ! They spied on us....

DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE

Also Pence never looks straight into the camera.

Never speaks straight to the voters.

👩🏽👨🏻‍🦳 Come on! Less than 30 days to go. I see the light.

What the fuck is Pence talking about?

Thanks for reminding everyone about Russiagate and the impeachment!

Is his makeup creasing on his face? Over on our right?

All the clenching while he tries not to lose his temper or burst into tears.

Pence is ending with “the FBI SPIED ON OUR CAMPAIGN?

Really, Mike?

Mike's pretty red faced ........

Is he running a fever, or just embarrassed?

I don't think he's capable of such...

Kama can barely contain herself but she's managing with that little smirk.

Kamela is good at looking and talking at the camera - it's an effective strategy and I've never seen a politician do it effectively. She comes across as likeable, professional, and ready to work.

Pence seems old, tired, and sick.

No one except hardcore Trumpists thinks this is anything but crazy talk about Deep State

This is the worst moderator of all time. Makes me appreciate Chris Wallace.

I've never seen such fake-looking real hair as Mikey's.

[Quote] The moderator is obviously a Republican. She allows him to go on and on. Don't blame it on her sex.

Doesn’t matter. His going over made him seem desperate

Is Mike Pence the Vice pResident from some other country? He seems disconnected and surprised at what he is hearing - even from the moderator.

Brecklin?

Tiffany wrote that letter.

My God, the fly has become the emblem of our era.

Why didn't Mike say "Emails" when he mentioned Hillary ?

[quote]Pink eye and the fly is what everyone will remember about Pence and talk about tomorrow.

Pinkeye And The Fly would have been a great title for a '70s action comedy.

didnt win the election in 2016, freak.

The little fly won the debate! Just kidding, of course Kamala did.

Pence, deep, deep down, is just sick of this shit. The lies, the crap, the fact that flies now land on his head cause of all the shit. He is done.

LOL, his answer is pathetic.

Did anyone hear someone sneezing repeatedly in the background? Kamala please use a gas mask while exiting!

The late Justice that you couldn't wait to replace before her body was even cold

[quote]someone gave him a "brush off your hair" signal

He needs a "punch yourself in the face" signal to get rid of the stank eye.

I'm betting that she will say "John McCain" in her answer. Let's see if I'm right.

Brecklin?

Pence looks like he's had way too many dermabrasions on his punim.

[quote]What's the noise coming from the audience? Am I the only one hearing it?

It's Mother Pence. She's been fingering herself furiously at the strength and manhood of the man she pegs daily, and has rapturously achieved La petite mort.

Kamala is way better than Pence and also way better than she was during the Presidential debates.

Or first fly Black, r392!

He reminds me of my fundie uncle; I hate him...

She should just say “Brecklin tell your parents to turn off Fox”

[quote] Pinkeye And The Fly would have been a great title for a '70s action comedy.

Let's be a Jennifer Aniston movie...

Was it sneezing or a dog?

[quote]Kamala is way better than Pence and also way better than she was during the Presidential debates.

Pete's impact!

He answered pretty good you gotta admit

8th grader, we are going to bitch forever because that's what we do. - pence.

That shit is not good enough. The world is broken.

Kamala's answer is so much better.

🧟OMG ...... He's Melting !

Kam has a good closing statement!

Only MAGAs fear mail in ballots. Bragging about blocking them is not going to go over well with the voters they need.

Ask him what the fuck is with that eyr?

Legendary actress Uta Hagen once famously remarked that she refused to be upstaged by a cat, which cannot help but be natural before an audience.

All of Twitter in this debate appears to be transfixed by the fly that landed on Mike Pence’s hair.

Tell Brecklin that the moment Obama was elected, McConnell said "Our only job is to make him a one term president" Tell her about the asshole who screamed "you Lie" in Congress

The media is what made it look like Dems and Rep were equally hateful. It simply isn't true.

Kamala was fucking amazing— empathetic, knowledgeable. Experienced

It's a two-fer, that hair of his - helmet AND flytrap.

Oh thank god it’s over.

[Quote] He answered pretty good you gotta admit

I can’t recall. Seemed inconsequential

[quote]Based on data so far, doctors believe that 1%-3% of people with COVID-19 will get conjunctivitis, also called pinkeye. It happens when the virus infects a tissue called conjunctiva, which covers the white part of your eye or the inside of your eyelids.

Our wishes for TRUMP TO DIE tonight

[quote] Was it sneezing or a dog?

It was the screaming of the fly as Don Jr. pulled its wings off.

I'll save y'all some time from the talking head's "breakdown" of the debate.

Republicans and conservatives believe Pence won, and liberals and Democrats believe Kamala won. You're welcome, y'all can go watch some porn now.

Now for the analysis.....

Mother's mask seems to have fallen off.

Even when he looks into the camera it doesn’t feel like he’s looking at me.

When she does it it does feel like she’s looking at me.

Also.. she’s smiling at me, most of the time. He’s got an arrogant smirk if at all.

If Pete Buttigieg coached her he did a great job.

Mother!!!!

My observations watching from the UK.

Kamala Harris is a class act and extremely formidable. I liked how she kept saying Mr Vice President I'm speaking please don't interrupt me.

Mike Pence has blowjob lips.

My new name for the VP: Penis-Fly Trap

Mother is one ugly ass bitch

Mother with no mask to hide her ugly face!

Mother looked despondent

Mother has THAT LOOK on her face, and she's gonna have it all night. Sorry, Mike.

So does the fly have covid now? The last thing we need is for it to jump species. #pencehascovid

Mother Pence is subtly hot tonight! Love the blowout!

Kamala stayed calm, focused and confident. Great prep

JOE!!

Mother Pence looks like she had work

Kamala could not have done better.

Anyone could have been a better moderator than Susan Page.

Never did Kamala come across as shrill, which threatens men

Mother is looking like a ghost

And now Jake with the both-sidesism

Kamala wins, Fly gets second place

Aww, Kamala's husbear's pretty face was covered up by his mask.

Wolf Blitzer: Mike Pence learned that it’s nearly impossible to defend this administration’s performance when it comes to the coronavirus.

BUT she was too smug.

Mother is a stout, dumpy little thing.

[quote]Even when he looks into the camera it doesn’t feel like he’s looking at me.

Raquel!

🙈 No fair. The Democrats peeked on us.

Mother is WITHOUT A MASK!

Kamala needs to run to her hotel and take a complete bath and put all her clothes in a plastic bag. And quarantine. Please don’t get sick Kamala.

Pence came sick on purpose to make her sick, so she couldn’t campaign.

Brian Williams bringing up the fly and the bleeding eye! LOL

Pence looks hot. He got work done

I wonder if Pence's pubes are white too.

Mother looked like she was going to cry. Pence ATE IT.

I don’t believe in any kind of godlike thing but karma showing up in the form of a fly and his beet red eye just made him look like a fool.

The Newt Gingrich debate style is making them lose debates. Once again, Newt’s stupidity tanks the GOP.

Dana Bash with a realistic perspective

I thought the Debate Commission was going to enforce the mask rule without exception? So Mother Pence shows up on stage without a mask?

So that's the strategy!

OMG, they're already joking about the fly on MSNBC

Sen Harris and her fellow held hands, right?

Mother and Mike did not.

I wonder if Mother will refuse to serve him Kozy Shack pudding tonight.

I'd backdoor Pence any time.

I can't believe that bitch took her mask off. When will these fools learn.

Kamala effectively praised Joe in her closing. Pence didn’t praise Trump in his final talk, and as she was talking it was clear that he realized he had made a mistake.

Kamala handled herself with aplomb. That was a nearly flawless debate performance.

r459 You sensed it too? That Mike Pence has lips that have given blowjobs- maybe even very hungry and good ones?😲😁

Who thinks Mike Pence gives good head?

Kamala should've given a bullshit "We can agree to disagree" answer to the 8th grader, but overall she destroyed Pence.

He's a slimy motherfucker though. I can see how he would appeal to the conservative base.

Final thought: Biden needs to figure out a way to neutralize that court packing question, because now it's the goal of the opposition, future moderators, and journalists to pin him down on an answer.

Bill Kristol @BillKristol

My debate ranking:

1. Senator Harris.

2. The fly.

3. Vice President Pence.

If Buttigieg really coached her, it was pretty impressive. She wasn't that great back during the Primary debates.

I look forward to the conspiracy theory the Trump flying monkeys come up with to blame liberals for the fly.

“BUT she was too smug”

In response to his greasy gross condescension, how could she not be?

Hillary traded bodies with the fly

Joy Reid touches on Pence's talking over Harris and how that will play poorly with women

[QUOTE] Final thought: Biden needs to figure out a way to neutralize that court packing question, because now it's the goal of the opposition, future moderators, and journalists to pin him down on an answer.

The way they’re answering is fine. The fact of the matter is that it’s a tool which will have to remain in the Democrats’ belt. We may not have a choice but to expand the Supreme Court.

That fly reminds me of the time that Ted Cruz had that yellow thing on his lip that he finally inhaled. Bleh.

I give Kamala props for not bursting out laughing when she the fly on his hair.

🤓🤣🤓 He got makeup in his eye !?!?

Flies love shit.

Joe Biden on Twitter:

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly.

Nicole Wallace called Pence's debate performance flaccid, which is spot on!

That fly made my night.

[quote]Pence looks hot. He got work done

Hon, if you have a venmo, I'll send some cash for you to hire a rentboy and finally get laid. It's clearly been awhile.

Not answering the question is his key strategy.

Kamala debates a wax effigy with a built-in tape recorder on a loop…

Creeped me out, that fly did not budge and Pence looked so pale.

Creeped me out, that fly did not budge and Pence looked so pale.

deflect and distract

Kamala was perfect. She could have attacked Pence like a great white shark, but she struck the perfect balance of patient, deliberate, and uppercut him at all of the right times.

She KILLED him.

My only disappointment is that Kamala wasn't the one who debated Trump. She wouldn't have taken his shit from the get-go.

Kamala is awesome - love her!

Rick Wilson

The entire messaging structure for the Pence folks tonight -- during and after the debate -- was about clinging to the base. No uplift. No expansion.

My kid just said flies are attracted to overripe fruit.

My kid just said flies are attracted to overripe fruit.

Poor Pence needed one of those loser incel pepe frogs next to him to eat the fly.

It's so refreshing when, in 2020, MEN rely on the standard tropes about women who dare to speak up for themselves.

Rick Santorum is wearing Chucks?

This makes me ready for President Kamala.

NBC seems to be obsessed with the Supreme Court “packing” issue. I think most people are like 🤷‍♂️

Trump will accuse the fly 🐜 of being the

#White House SuperSpreader

LOL, already a twitter handle "VP Fly"

Nicolle Wallace is saying... "The conservation has now changed to what are these people like Pence going to do when Donald Trump loses?" Lol.

Tonight was the official beginning of Halloween 🎃

Fly for the win

I wondered if the fly was attracted to Pence because he smelled like Covid.

Claire McCaskill: Pence was patronizing, which drove all the women crazy, and boring, which lost all the men.

R512 he did look kind of hot.

But you’re more than free to send me cash if you want lmao

Well played, fly, well played.

I like Michael Steele's pov. Never thought I'd say that, but he's good in his observations.

[quote]She wasn't that great back during the Primary debates.

Granted she was debating fellow Dems, not a fly turd.

.....

[quote]The Green New Deal sounds great!

Can they change it to Blue?

Could that fly on Mike Pence be a sign from the divine?

Flies must be attracted to lies.

I don't give a shit how hardcore Trump flying monkey you are. No one could watch that and think Pence won. He seemed exhausted.

Fly - 1 Pence - 0

#teamfly

Pence's performance illustrates why his administration is toxic. They do not respect others and believe they are above the rules. You may disagree with Kamala, but she answered the questions and stuck to her time allotment for the most part. Pence didnt answer questions, used alternative facts and continually interrupted.

What are the carrion flies trying to tell us?

[quote]He’s pos!

Correction: He's A p.o.s.

We covered this Angel.

Hammy Kammy. Girl, lose the gif faces. That was my only complaint.

They both fudged answers.

I've watched ever VP debate since 2004. Edwards didn't destroy Cheney like I had hoped (he came across as smarmy). Biden didn't destroy Palin or Ryan (he merely held his own). Kaine didn't destroy Pence (I forget he actually showed up).

Kamala exceeded expectations bigly. And even Pence's few successful jabs are being ignored because of a fly and his eye.

[quote]WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT FRACKING!

I give a frack about fucking!

@JoeBiden tweets

flywillvote.com 😂

Pushy Kamaliar “I’m speaking” Whoreish just cemented the Biden defeat! Apparently she was under the impression that she was attending a smiling contest. I can just imagine her smiling and saying “I’m speaking as Beijing Biden sells the US to China and Russia but luckily, that’s not happening after that flop of a performance from her.

I’m shocked that this was the best she could do after apparently spending days there on site preparing lol.

I think overall she did well

I didn't like how weak the moderate was. She let Pence dominate too much. He was often controlling the narrative and she didn't press him when he avoided NUMEROUS questions

R552, Cheney made Edwards look like a dumb kid. That's my memory anyhow. It was all attitude, not substance, but he was full on Darth Cheney. It was fun.

.....

Raquel's clip choice... hehehe

[quote] Biden didn't destroy Palin or Ryan (he merely held his own).

I'm not a fan of Joe Biden (I'm voting for him for the sake of the country, but I'm not fond of right wing centrist Democrats), but he demolished the fuck out of Paul Ryan in that debate. And most people who watched agreed.

r557, I think she was waiting for the moderator to actually MODERATE, but it never happened.

Cunt Megyn Kelly stinking up Twitter with the "Angry/rude/aggressive black woman" shit.

That picture of Pence @r534 is very reminiscent of an old corpse photo from the early 1900's.

Plot twist: Middle America loves him more:

“cawz thars always them flys a buzzin in the heartland” -Dee Plorable.

Cheney, as much as I hate him was great in his debate. In fact, better than the three others that year. He still is a POS though.

Anderson Cooper mentioned that Pence had a "bloody eye and fly on his head".

Now that the debates is over, it will come out that much to Pence’s “surprise,” he was contagious. And he exposed Kamala, which means she has to go in quarantine for fourteen days. Damn near until the election.

Mission accomplished for Pence.

We’re country.

I bet flies land on ESL sack of shit R556 all of the time.

Megyn Kelly is good because she pisses off people we need to go out and vote

Flywillvote dot com was registered within minutes. Brilliant trolling!

"Dates Registry Expiration: 2022-10-08 02:23:36 UTC Created: 2020-10-08 02:23:36 UTC"

There is no r556

R556 is the a accuser troll. He has over 30 accounts. Some are greyed out so he now is using another.

[quote]Now that the debates is over, it will come out that much to Pence’s “surprise,” he was contagious. And he exposed Kamala, which means she has to go in quarantine for fourteen days. Damn near until the election.

She wasn't anywhere near him. She's fine.

[quote] Now that the debates is over, it will come out that much to Pence’s “surprise,” he was contagious. And he exposed Kamala, which means she has to go in quarantine for fourteen days. Damn near until the election. Mission accomplished for Pence.

You’re wrong. Biden didn’t quarantine after being on stage with Typhoid tRump.

I want to punch that fact checker Daniel Dale on CNN. He looks so swarmy. It's like he's trying to be Jim Parsons.

Why wasn't mother Pence escorted out of the building? That cunt walked up on stage with NO MASK on!

I understand why she did what she did in the debate, but I still wanted her to go for the jugular. He's so creepy. And that moderator! I wanted to throw something at the TV.

Maddow finally called out Mother Pence for not wearing a mask

Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid trashing Mother Pence for flouting the mask rules.

Sorry Kam but your smiley slutty ways can only get you so far and apparently it’s not into the WH. It’s ironic that the same dems who hated her in the primary debates now want to pretend that she was awesome..please!

Didn’t he seem to be WHEEZING while he was talking in the second half??

Smarmy not swarmy

Mother HAD a mask on! You don't think she looks like that normally?!?

R582 GET HELP YOU WANNABE NYER TRANSPLANT

all symptoms he is half dead.

all symptoms he is half dead.

That little fly was me

R552 Biden totally destroyed Ryan. He saved Obama’s ass, actually — he was not doing great in the debates at all.

@RandPaul The deep state planted a bug on @VP. The illegal spying is really out of control.

Part 3?

Has there been zero mention of gays durinf this debate?

Maybe he doesn’t have Covid. Could the pink eye be from syphilitic discharge?

I thought Pence did well and got several good points across.

Pence looked ill. Miss Rona's got him.

R576, he should have too, but I think Pence was falling ill right in the middle of the debate. Also, Biden has been testing negative since last week.

But really, I’m worried about Kamala. And it’s so much later now, by the time she knows if she dodged it, it will be right before the election.

Somebody should have got a hook and dragged Mother Pence away when she didn’t have a mask on. WTF is wrong with these people?

CNN just noted that both had practically equal amount of speaking time. Only about 3 seconds apart. I find that hard to believe, but it shows that Kamala was able to get in her reply after Pence ran over numerous time.

R595 I'm curious. Will you acknowledge that he lied many times?

r573 Sure there is. You just (wisely) have him on ignore.

[quote]Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid trashing Mother Pence for flouting the mask rules.

Her parents clearly knew what they were doing when they looked down and knew they had a "Karen"

Kamaliar...“I will not sit here and be lectured about my shit record as a prosecutor”. Somewhere Mayor Pete was thinking if only I were black, that would have been me up there!

r599 Not many.

If you want a take on an alternate reality, scroll the related tweets under the one at R591

Fox News Nazi is TRIGGERED

Yes I know I have it on ignore, r600. I just wanted to make a point of it.

R603

Brian Williams took extreme pleasure in repeating Maddow's description for Pence as "flaccid".

Oh please, someone with Twitter go on Mother Pence’s account and tell her Not to worry, hardly anyone noticed the fly.