Stephen Miller Now Has Covid

It’s good for the medical community to know that snakes get COVID.

He won't die - unless someone has destroyed his horcruxes.

Hopefully he'll have a friend who can visit him.

Poor Stephen, they have discovered Covid can cause hair loss.

Which one is he? The bald ugly one or the bearded ugly one?

This ain't gonna end well.

This reminds of the old Breck shampoo commercial...but I like Wayne's world better...

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

Alleluia Alleluia

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There is an active "Ugliest Celebrity" thread, this reminds me to add his name there.

Who knew pigeons AND vipers were susceptible to COVID? The Tales of The Rose Garden Patients, please stay tuned...

A tad late for Xmas in July, but I'll take it. Hope Mitch McConnell and William Barr are next.

Jared, Ivanka, Mike Pence, Bill Barr ... you ain't outta the woods yet

Didn't he already have it once, or was that just his lucky wife (Eva Braun) who got it several months back?

His wife had it, not him. If she gets it again, even Trump's "I may be immune, who knows?" argument yesterday gets shot to pieces.

Now we know why the orange buffoon has stopped any further negotiation on the stimulus bill. He relies on this vile creature for his most heinous of ideas.

There is a God!

The scary thing about this is that people who tested negative for consecutive days post-infection are now coming up positive.

Don't worry.

Good. I hope he fucking dies.

He should die of shame after Trump released that "Triumph of the Will" homage video. Fucking kapo.

YAAAAAAAY! There is a goddess!

[quote]The scary thing about this is that people who tested negative for consecutive days post-infection are now coming up positive.

This shows the folly of Trump & crew's reliance on testing as a way to manage the virus in their inner circle ... it's far trickier than they gave it credit for. You need all three: Masks + social distancing + testing.

Stephen Miller is the Jew who hates Jews...a really vile piece of filth. Yimakh shemo ve zikhro.

MSNBC's Micheal Del Moro:

There are now more confirmed coronavirus cases connected to the WH/reelection campaign than there were in the country when the President said in February “the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”

We did Nazi that coming!

This makes me so fucking happy. Fuck that self hating little nazi bitch.

This won't get the children out of detention or give them real blankets, but it serves him right.

[quote]Who knew pigeons AND vipers were susceptible to COVID?

Also fat pigs.

Well this is a welcome surprise. I don't want him to die, but I wouldn't mind if he was incapacitated on a respirator for a while.

I want him to die R31, slowly and poinfully.

Yesterday, Stephen Miller's wife Katie, mocked the Democratic request for plexiglass at the VP debate:

"If Sen. Harris wants to use a fortress around herself, have at it."

Mrs. Miller might now want to take the "fortress" home with her after the debate.

I would love to know who was the super spreader in the Rose Garden group. Must have been sitting up front.

I would love to know who was the super spreader in the Rose Garden group. Must have been sitting up front.

He got on the helicopter with Hope Hicks. So did Jared Kushner.

It was Melania obviously, R35.

He's fine! He sends his love!

Is no one going to wish ME well? This is yucky even for me.

So if the Orange Shitstain's SCOTUS pick gets on the court and eliminates our health insurance, will any of them be insurable now? They've all had Covid, it is a pre-existing condition!

She really said that r33? God these people are vile. If COVID had a campaign fund I’d donate to it as long as it only attacked Republicans.

Is very sad. Whoo will water the cage of Barron now?

I don't know if Kamala should do this debate or not?

R33, Miller's wife already had it-- a few months back.

I hope the asshole spends his quarantine in a cage, like he suggested to Trump do with all those poor kids from south of the border.

[quote]The scary thing about this is that people who tested negative for consecutive days post-infection are now coming up positive.

That's how it works. There's a 100% change of a false negative on the day of infection and it drops to a 67% chance on day 4.

A lot of people become symptomatic on days 4-5 but are capable of infecting others two days prior to developing symptoms of their own. Day 8 has the lowest false-negative rate before it begins increasing again.

[quote]Over the 4 days of infection before the typical time of symptom onset (day 5), the probability of a false-negative result in an infected person decreases from 100% (95% CI, 100% to 100%) on day 1 to 67% (CI, 27% to 94%) on day 4, although there is considerable uncertainty in these numbers. On the day of symptom onset, the median false-negative rate was 38% (CI, 18% to 65%) (Figure 2, top). This decreased to 20% (CI, 12% to 30%) on day 8 (3 days after symptom onset) then began to increase again, from 21% (CI, 13% to 31%) on day 9 to 66% (CI, 54% to 77%) on day 21.

[quote]Miller's wife already had it-- a few months back.

Reinfection looms.

Now drop the Dump kids. If this is their cyanide pull, I want them all to go down in flames.

Miller's test result confirms that Team Trump debate prep last week was an irresponsible orgy of COVID-19 bug chasing.

Achh! Not mine Liebchen!

HA HA!

"Over the last 5 days I have been working remotely and self-isolating, testing negative every day through yesterday. Today, I tested positive for COVID-19 and am in quarantine," Miller said in a statement.

He is the latest official caught up in an outbreak at the White House that has seen at least 10 others test positive.

Miller's wife, Katie Miller, is Vice President Mike Pence's communications director. She already had coronavirus several months ago and tested negative again on Tuesday morning. She traveled with Pence to Salt Lake City ahead of the vice presidential debate scheduled for Wednesday, but left the trip Tuesday out of an abundance of caution, per an official.

Devin O'Malley, Pence's press secretary, said on Twitter Tuesday night that the vice president had tested negative earlier in the day.

Stephen Miller's diagnosis is likely to fuel new scrutiny of the White House's decision to decline offers from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to help investigate the outbreak at the complex and to begin contact tracing of those who attended events with the President.

"The White House has plans and procedures in place that incorporate current CDC guidelines and best practices for limiting COVID-19 exposure and has established a robust contact tracing program led by the White House Medical Unit with CDC integration," White House spokesman Judd Deere said in a statement.

So his wife is traveling with Pence? Uh oh. Kamala - you in danger girl.

Halfway there Steve! Keep on going!

We need a high profile death in that circle. Why can this guy lose his arm and leg to it?

[quote]So his wife is traveling with Pence? Uh oh. Kamala - you in danger girl.

That explains why Pence is refusing the plexiglass divider.

So, R49, the debate prep was a Covid-19 orgy - I guess that explains tRump's wretched debate performance.

I would think mother pence would insist on a titanium divider with father pence up there with another woman

They (supposedly Christi) told Trump to keep interrupting Biden - because it could throw him off enough to see off his stutter.

Fat boys are the new mean girls.

[quote] best practices for limiting COVID-19 exposure

Yeah, and those practices include “Get yo ass to work and keep yo mouth shut if you get it!”

Christie denied that, for what it’s worth, and there’s no reporting that backs up that claim, R59.

Stephen Miller!

I just have to get Barr and Pence and I'll have Bingo!

[quote] I would love to know who was the super spreader in the Rose Garden group.

If they all die we should award the super spreader the Presidential Metal of Freedom, if Rush hasn't tarnished its reputation too much.

Medal of Freedom.

R63 Jared would feel left out, as would Ivanka, and Don Jr. wants what Ivanka gets.

I can’t believe ancient, decrepit Rudy Guiliani and parade-balloon-that-walks-like-a-man Jason Miller will be the debate preppers who escape the virus.

The Lincoln Project: "It's [the virus] jumped species" lmaoo

Oh well Stevie boy. That's what happens when you keep your tongue up a fat orange diseased asshole all day.

Praise Jesus!!

What cutting edge medication can we give Miller to protect the Rona?

Did I miss any good news about Rudy Giulliani or William Barr?

It's great because he's so darn nice.

I hope Harris holds tight for the divider saying it is no longer a request but a demand. Either that or a virtual debate. It is not worth putting her health or those she is close to at risk. And who the hell really knows if Pence is positive or not? These people and their flunkies are compulsive liars.

Pence should know in front of the entire nation he has cooties.

Well now he's a sick dick.

I certainly hope he doesn’t let it dominate his life.

Kamala should not get on the debate stage without confirmation that Pence tested negative that day and she should demand that both have the plexiglass shields - the Trump team are disease-carrying mongrels.

Pence now wants his own plexiglass.

Miss Mike Pence has been around so many Covid-positive people that he belongs in quarantine - NOT parading around the country. Kamala has every right to be concerned about being in the same ROOM with her.

I'm willing to bet Pence is convinced he's protected by God. I doubt he's worried about having it. 🙄

So Corona spreads to alien life forms now? Shit.

How do we know Stephen Miller wasn’t positive when his wife was last summer? He might have been lying. It could be long enough ago to get it again, even if he had it then.

This time, half the White House has it, so it would be harder to escape scrutiny. Everyone has just been waiting for the other shoes to drop.

The Assistant Attorney General and the Head of the FBI and a few others - but not Bill Barr - will hold a press conference tomorrow morning at 11 on a National Security matter.

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Kamala should say, I’m a human being not a doormat. Pence doesn’t get to decide he has a right to expose me to Covid. He doesn’t.

She needs to act like a VP, not a submissive woman. Show your spine for fuck’s sake. Or these assholes will never stop wiping their feet on her. She’s setting the standard for what she will put up with right now.

R72, I with you. I am just waiting for Bill Barr, it's the last thing I check before I go to sleep and the first thing I check when I wake up. Today I had to pull myself away to do some housekeeping and it was hard to resist repeatedly checking my phone. I had CNN on mute, but they're always at least 30 minutes behind DL.

Isn't reptilian ugliness a preexisting condition?

[quote]r7 This reminds of the old Breck shampoo commercial...

It was Faberge.

And I point that out with love.

As I lay me down to sleep I pray the CoVid Bill Barr to keep. Let one of these guys die before I wake. Their shit is just too hard to take.

Are you at liberty to elaborate R83?

What about Chris Christie? He’s still in the hospital but the doctors are not commenting on his condition.

Christie"s not discussing his condition . . .

It's Miller Time!

Krispy got a lot of criticism about “checking himself into the hospital” at his own whim, while others were left at home until their lips turned blue. People were really angry because their family members weren’t even allowed in the hospital until they were acute, and they ended up dying.

So is he still doing well and has no justification for being in a hospital, or is he really sick and doesn’t want to admit it?

The only ones left from Trump's debate warm-up who haven't produced a positive test (yet) are Barr and Giuliani.

Dead on the inside, R95. Dead on the inside!

Having it is bad and all, but are any of these fuckers going to actually go tits up?

I'd rather see him die than Trump even.

[quote]the debate prep was a Covid-19 orgy

This makes sense since you know they were all yelling at each other.

So Stephen has Covid? Well, that answers the question of whether vampires are susceptible to the virus.

Politico: Stephen Miller and other WH officials were very surprised about his positive diagnosis and had assumed he had already had COVID because he had taken care of his wife Katie during her 3-week quarantine. She had a fairly serious case, per a source.

If Chris Christie is seriously ill it serves him right for licking the heinous orange ass. The irony of sucking up to someone who insulted you only to possibly die because of their uncaring irresponsibility. Must suck to be Christie right now.

Interesting, R101. So he was NOT tested even while caring for his Covid-positive wife?

[quote]R101 Politico: Stephen Miller and other WH officials were very surprised about his positive diagnosis and had assumed he had already had COVID because he had taken care of his wife Katie during her 3-week quarantine. She had a fairly serious case, per a source.

So, maybe it’s sinking in with them that one can possibly get reinfected all over again.

[quote]Christie denied that, for what it’s worth, and there’s no reporting that backs up that claim

Well, Christie is known for his honesty.

I answered y'alls prayers and gave that spawn of Satan Covid.

You queens better have your butts in church this weekend!

And wash your damn hands!

Thanks God! Would you mind helping out with Bill Barr and McTurtle?

Gargamel looking twat

Joe Keenan, with a joke for the gays:

"Covid started in bats, so when it reached Stephen Miller the virus must have felt like Dolly Levi entering Harmonia Gardens."

Well, helloooo Covid!

You know, there was a lot of weirdness early on with Pence and Ivanka. As in, they disappeared for a stretch back around April. Not together, of course—Pence went radio silent for about a week and didn’t look himself when he did turn up. Ivanka completely disappeared for even longer and looked unwell upon her return.

I think that’s why Pence doesn’t seem bothered by the current plague happening all around him. He feels he must be immune.

These hypocrites better not start wearing masks now. No bitch - spread it to EVERYONE in your circle.

Don't start observing medical advice NOW.

I want to see decimation.

Could be. Pence seems to work out so he’s probably in much better health than Trump.

That retard! I told him to stay from the goodyear blimp!

Another night shall pass with no word on Bill Barr. Maybe tomorrow, friends.

R12 Mother ensures Pencey Wencey drinks his milk, and eats all his vegetables, so there's that too.

^ for R112

Same for Jared, #110. Disappeared for a long while, came back looking thinner and wan.

From Twitter:

It's jumped species.

Isn’t his evil wife about to give birth?

This human-shaped demon was the architect of snatching children and babies from the parents undocumented Mexican immigrants. If there is a god, he will suffer excruciating pain for months before dying.

R120 Yes, yes he was, along with Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions, and Rod Rosenstein. They're all guilty, but Stephen seems to have been the bloody "mastermind" of all the worst ideas.

Stephen always looks to me like a bottom who just wants a good pounding. By someone in Nazi regalia.

It would be sweet justice if he died before his spawn gets hatched.

If the mighty corona decided to keep going and take down Barr, Ghouli and McTurtle nobody would object to that.

So is the Third Whore dead or what?

Oh, and take down Jared, too if you are so inclined coronavirus please and thank you.

R123

Ugly Jewish men with homely faces typically have smooth tight asses which is a turn on to some.

The only thing that would turn me on is watching him tortured to death by the migrant parents of children who went missing. Cruel scum.

Aww, I'm so sad to hear the poor boy is sick with the COVID.

R121 Gee, at one time the press seemed to make Rod Rosenstein out to be one of the good guys during the Mueller investigation! Maybe because he was good at hiding this stuff just coming out.

Rod Rosenstein knows how to play the "normal" law-abiding traditional Republican even better than Barr, while committed to the cult of the Unitary Executive all the while. Steered Mueller away from the Russia stuff and Mueller was too much of a company man to push back. Remember that Rod Rosenstein was right there behind perjured, deadbeat SC nominee and probably rapist Brett Kavanaugh in 2018.

[quote]Stephen Miller Now Has Covid

Considering their relative toxicity, it might be better to say Covid now has Stephen Miller.

[quote] Same for Jared, #110. Disappeared for a long while, came back looking thinner and wan.

Wait, Jared came back with some dude named Juan?

Oh, never mind. I misheard you. Sorry.

R94, that’s not the only reason he’s getting dragged.

The tweets about Christie are evenly divided between “he said some people are just going to have to die, haha,” and “my Aunt Minnie got turned away from the hospital because there was no room and she died, this twat checked himself in before he even got sick.”

People are pretty damn close to the “angry villagers with torches” stage. It’s only going to take one or two more of these Marie Antoinette moments before people have had it.

I hope CC fucking dies along with Miller and every other dirtbag in the WH. I really do specifically because they get to express such repulsive and careless views and then get first class treatment. It is tantamount to a pyromaniac burning the tip of his finger when he set a house full of people on fire and then getting better hospital care for that minor burn than the survivors of the house fire.

R134, the collective efforts of those disreputable people have killed an astonishing number of people. They should be put down in order to stop the torrent of death they have caused.

No, not "have caused." That sounds like a punishment.

I just want them dead so that we can stop their killing spree and no one else has to suffer from these horrible people.