Modern Men in Short Shorts Part Three 🔥

I love these short shorts threads!

Yellow.

Eric J

short shorts look silly on queeny men

Mike Thurston

Mike Thurston.

R3 is super hot! But the dancing kind of ruins it.

I like the guy in OP, but the black shorts disappear against the dark background. Mis-en-scene, thots!

Target

R9 those are not short shorts, dear.

Stairclimber

Deivy

Not cool bro. Tik toc is trash.

Show us some triller bro!!

Short/regular shorts were the norm back in the days before those fugly cargo shorts and board shorts took over in the 90's and 2000's. So glad the trend is reversing.

Sam Cushing (but beware the vocal fry!)

James Whipp

King

Tall

R11 Those shorts are pretty crack defining. I wonder what the front looks like.

Micro

Glutes

I like to see short pants, and not just athletic wear. Short pants have belt loops, like long pants, and not an elastic waist band. Short athletic wear is okay, but it’s the short pants that are sexy.

What are some good brands for short shorts?

I'm not sure that I can pull them off since my thighs are muscular.

Naw I like the athletic wear

R23 not so humble brag.

I’d like some comments from guys lamenting that they can’t wear short shorts because of their enormous penis.

Sam Cushing is hot with the sound off.

Chris Cooley.

Dayum

Grey

I saw this on one of the Now United twinks' Instastories.

Nair!

Yellow

Having to see men in shorts is LITERAL VIOLENCE! What are they trying to prove?

I miss the days when basketball players used to wear short shorts showing off their unbelievably long legs.

^ Marfans

The R35 guy came from a tall family. He didn't have Marfans.

R35, naw basketball players didn’t lift weights back then and didn’t have nice physiques. Now they lift and take creatine, and it shows

Hayden

R35.

Hayden is goals

David

Gym

Too short

The OP guy was sexy as hell until he started all that ridiculous gyrating.

These people on Tik Tok are delusional. They think all think they are as attractive as the top 1%. It’s like a mass delusion.

I truly think that Tik Tok induces mild-moderate psychosis.

They all have the exact same haircut. Same earring. Same exact poses. Same clothes. Same phrases.

It’s all like some kind of sickening social engineering experiment.

As long as they are hot, cool

👀 😋

Pink

Leg Day

Very hot, R44!

Dominican

# alounge

Body

UPS

Orange

No shorts were in that link, R57.

, when will you finally die in that grease fire?

Yellow

Orange

WTF was the point in r49?

R61 isn't hot, but he definitely wins for the shortest shorts.

I think R61 is really hot from the front, especially in those shorts, but his butt dance didn't do anything for me.

Catcalls

c'est très MODERNE!

Huh 🤔 bruh?

None of these people are the slightest bit attractive. Ick!

Dangle

The Dangle personality goes with our natural propensity to wear short-shorts and not understand why everyone else isn’t wearing them.

It takes some of us time to notice we’re LARPing a gayer version of youth. By then the legs really need to be covered anyway.

Boom 💥

Beach

R7 Agree R3 and OP are hot until they dance.

Sydney Essential

Shoulders

Flex

Benching

That is some ass on that guy, R77!

Indeed

Squats

that's amazing

Indeed. I miss gym so much

Soldier

Joel

Rico

Dang

Clemson

NYPD

Green

DL is so lit on Friday nights ❤️😭

Kyle

Pre workout

Boom

Orange

Robson

R3, you can't tell me Eric is straight 100% -- or that he's 6 ft tall.

Oh really

Milo in the coochie cutters

Dang son

Spring body

Soldier

Fox News

Baila

[quote] Sam Cushing is hot with the sound off.

Totally

History

damn 🤤

Grey

Kentucky

Ricky!

Revolution

Steve

When the guy is hot they look super hot

Mr Suave

Hot

Message

Squats

unavailable

I’m available, r117.

Heyyyy.

70s vibes

Not really, but it is super sweet

Summer ready

I JUST bought shorts like that

One shorter than the other

that is super super cute

Thighs

Straight dump?

Dump=booty, butt. Also, often called “dump truck.”

we can use more of that

Colby in shorts

he looks down and out and dumb

R130: and full of cum, yes?

likely, but dumb too

Actually, he looks older in that shot. Daddy-esque.

Worn out

Yellow @sailorshi

that is the look

Short shorts aren’t just for kids

@richdrewfit

I see more and more thighs out these days.

Rounded via @zaddy_underwear

Very tasty

Short enuff?

@lap_nyc

JUST right

Bump

Thicc @grandaxis

this very much works

Hot sticky days are for short shorts @tomberklund

When in Miami @blakejamesbridges

It should be the law to only wear these shorts

It gets hot driving @taylordvasek

super sexy

Irish man by the sea @eefromg

Swimming cozzie. Very handsome

Day and Night

I saw a dude with coochie cutters on in the grocery store yesterday. He had a nice tight ass it was hot.

The key to not looking like you're doing too much is to pair them with a loose fitting shirt, so you dont look like a complete whore, unless that's what you're going for

Great point!

OP the correct form is MODERN PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN IN A MALE BODY AND IDENTIFY WITH THAT GENDER ONLY IN SHORT SHORTS

Emilio

who's in the R151 pic ?

Movers

Get it!

found him thanks

R159 those movers are super sweet

I’d hire them

good lord r159 the guy with the curly hair has ass for DAYYYS, total dump truck

Huge dump truck 🛻

[quote] the guy with the curly hair

can't open the link, again please

OMG!!! 😩😩😩

Here are the “movers” cuddling up

Here is one of the “movers” moving it

Hot damn!

Taking it off

From the ES Collection, one of their Jeans Shorts.

Looks ideal

Rock the Boat

Fabletics

Young dudes are crazy about the short shorts

daisy dukes

Roberto likes his short-shorts.

^ Roberto is such a hunk

Where can I find Roberto ? I 've got something to show him

R180: here

R180 You can find Roberto J. Portales and his many pairs of shorts on IG.

I think he's taken, though. Pics of him and his model/registered nurse boyfriend go back years and years.

But don't let that stop you. ;-)

^ But is it Monogamous, or MonogamISH?

I won't R182. With me it's ' the more the merrier'

Do you follow anyone who is not a total trash bag?

Straight but Hot @austin.mfit

Shorter is better

Unknown soccer player

Nice

[quote] Shorter is better.

This is a good length.

I agree, especially when he’s not wearing a shirt

Hello Kitty @jaredreinfeldt

More!

Don’t get too used to this. Short shorts are going back out of style. They get too short and then go the other way.

Nope, they aren’t going away

Short shorts are part of the gym bro culture. They want to show off their gains

Don’t jump! @aaroncho_

Reckless photo

Strange

By the beach @houstonjoviescott

Working

R200 wins, bro!

Into the thick of it

Happy Pride from Salt Lake City!

Big and beautiful

Dang

Twins

Side boobs and shorts @sam.cushing

Summer in the city

Hayden is my type bro

Joey

Summer in the city is sexy

Short shorts at home

@navis313

Sexy (short) stud

Never compromise

@sam.cushing

Sky’s out, thighs out

Short shorts, fashion edition, as worn by English model Sam Webb

He’s sexy

The sky is always out.

Sam Webb seems to like the cigar thing

R151 Oh he’s hot

I saw another hottie rocking the look yesterday with his practically hanging out, smartly paired with a muscle slut shirt to maximize sluttiness

Happy birthday @jarradcramp

Happy pup

I believe shorts are still a seasonal uniform for the French Foreign Legion in some locations.

They will all be on clearance by next summer. Longer shorts are coming back.

Omg

Nick

I'm glad that young men today realize what they best assets are

What lies under

@hectorr_lopez

Hot damn!!!!

Harry Styles last month

Short shorts? Swim trunks? Underwear?

@eefromg

Thirsty straight boy with booty @makaarons

Nice

MORE

^ Ask, and you shall receive lolz

@sam.cushing

love the proportion of his body

Damn he looks so good in OPs still photo, then when I play the video I get limp.

Deadlift and Chill

@julsfitph

Does this butt make you and your pictures both look small, Miss Desmond?

a delightful smile

82

that's adorable

Serving Legs

@phillipblee

Left, or Right?

[@rileyjoe13 and @alecsmith8]

right for me

Right

They’re going to get freckles on their thighs.

Not necessarily

Physique goals yo

The doctor prefers them when running.

A modern take on cutoffs w/ tool belt.

For Eliad, the shorter, the better.

*do not try this at home.

r255 - he still looks amazing

R253: the doctor is hot! Who is he?

Artist at work

@edward__granger

very sweet

Not short enough? Roll 'em up.

I’m impressed

King

Thot

What is thot?

Sirens calling

@mattdubbe

Featured in another thread, ‘Men in Thailand’; @s_rattichart

r266, he's VERY pretty

I like it when dudes are able to wear short shorts while maintaining natural masculinity

R268: the very gay underwear label Charlie loves to use him

Cute

Hirsute

@kennybrain

Very pretty

You can tell he’s straight by the length of his shorts

@robertjohnfit

Play ball.

That’s amazing

Can't have Pride without short-shorts!

These people are ugly.

Miami condo survivor Gavriel!

Nice smile

@alexsl_fit

Nice long legs. Might as well show 'em off.

Jorts.

.....

More fun at the gym.

i LOVE that young guy are anxious to show off as much leg as possible

Ooh baby baby

....

Pussy popping shorts

King

Thighs

Young guys are now COMPELLED to show off those GAMS

.....

Daniel 😍

Rugby likes 'em short.

I was at chick fil a today and there was a group of about 5 twinks all wearing 80s-style short shorts. The dude who brought me my food caught me staring.

80s style isn’t hot

Rugby style is SUPER hot

More rugby!

....

More fun on the Metro.

I love me some manspread

R238 Sam, all of Chicago misses your hot hole and amazing ass. The Windy City just ain’t the same without it. The Wrigleyville Cumdump just isn’t the same.

R178 Mmmmmm, dreamboat

R247 I believe the correct answer is BOTH!

R303: miss ya too!

What's that saying about poking a sleeping bear?

^ Hot Papa Bear alert!

Perfect Form

Stick it out baby

@manuxadventure

Looks like a 1" inseam.

I biked through a college campus yesterday and couldn't help notice so many young men in short shorts - both exercise and traditional shorts. What a fantastic fashion development!

I’m a HUGE fan

THICCspoting

I love the ass

.....

seeing those Titties bounce is also a lot of fun

I looked a little further and found R316's IG.

His name is "Mario Rossi" and he has lots of photos in various short-shorts.

Gage

R318 adorable muscle slut

More fun on the Metro.

Did pro basketball players get the message? or too much dick slip risk?

I hope so

Basketball players often wear compression shorts or long tights under their shorts

They should break out the vintage uniforms on occasion and give viewers an exhibition game.

I'm very impressed

Such a wonderful thread!

I don't know how I'd react if R321 sat opposite me on the subway.

I would stare

That wholesome short shorts over tights look

@bricksandmortar

Navy SEAL dive shorts.

Nice rack on that one

Corey likes his new shorts,

So do i, Corey

Corey is bae

Hmmmm .. Sports massage. .. I think I missed my calling.

And I wonder what they do with all those bananas on the side table?

Pussy popping

Gym

He’s better

Lolz does this count as shorts?

@chrisappleton1

Not the subject of this thread

There are short shorts.

And then there’s this

A very nice look

[quote] What's that saying about poking a sleeping bear?

R307 Poke a sleeping bear, and they will jizz all over you

R341 Oh, now that is nice

Manuel.

Carmine has legs to show ....

Where your short-shorts to work day.

Training video.

Orange.

Lachie.

Metro watch.

Francesco Della Vedova’

R348 fuck - that guy is hot. Got great legs and a juicy ass. Any ideas who he is?

raz_w1

Jerry Raines

Ripp Baker.

@mr.tenenbaum