If you can’t stomach the whole thing, just forward halfway through. It’s like he just heard of COVID the last couple days. He “gets it” now because it is affecting him personally. Fuck you! You are 8 months and 210,000+ deaths too late. It sounds like he is happy that this happened and all his fans are out at the gates pleading for an appearance. The deplorables are coming to him.
"How I Beat Covid-19 In 3 Days"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 5, 2020 2:29 AM |
Can they pack all those Charlatans into Walter Reed for a laying of grifting hands?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 5, 2020 2:29 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 5, 2020 2:31 AM |
I co-sign R3. Agree. Good work.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 5, 2020 2:36 AM |
Thank you R3 . You put into words what I was thinking when I wrote it.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 5, 2020 2:39 AM |
My pleasure, OP, I am seriously over his shit.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 5, 2020 2:43 AM |
Now he'll have an excuse to go out campaigning without a mask: he's immune now. But is there really immunity? Are there other strains out there?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 5, 2020 2:44 AM |
His fat stupid face makes me enraged. I want one of his secret service detail to strangle him with his extra long tie.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 5, 2020 2:44 AM |
He doesn't get it. He'll never get it. Me me me, except for when he says I and we.
Saying it's interesting is not conceding anything.
And he sounds shaky as hell. Sick and propped up or the shakes of any addict.
Are we sure this wasn't some bender whitewashed as covid? Either way he comes across as WEAK. and PATHETIC.
Hey deplorables, there's your big macho man.
Flick him with your fingers and he'd fall on his fat ass. I hope the hospital gave him oxygen after this little song and dance. To keep him from flinging his feces at the SS agents they'll.
I apologize for the "fat ass" comment. He actually looks frail. Fragile. Like he'd shatter if he fell on his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 5, 2020 2:46 AM |
I saw that sound bite too and wondered what the fuck it is that he "gets" now?
The 214,611 deaths reported in the US to date? How severe it is? How many people it has the propensity to kill? Fuck.
He didn't "get" dead and I was very disappointed by that. Hope Melania dies at least. Or Kellyanne. Or at least one of those cunts.
*Medical experts say that often the second week of Covid is when the really severe, life-threatening issues set in. Fingers crossed.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 5, 2020 2:48 AM |
[quote]I hope the hospital gave him oxygen after this little song and dance.
Does anyone have any problems if we add a smidge of Zyklon B in with the oxygen?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 5, 2020 2:50 AM |
How long before QAnons say he's risen from the dead?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 5, 2020 2:51 AM |
Yes, r11, we need to pick a different poison, never Zyklon B.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 5, 2020 2:53 AM |
What R3 said.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 5, 2020 2:54 AM |
Yes - after I pressed "Post" I did think to myself - oh dear, I probably should have selected a different gas for that comment.
Sorry folks.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 5, 2020 2:55 AM |
He’s going to campaign now s the right man to lead America through covid, because he “beat” it. I’m genuinely interested to see how many people will be stupid enough to be convinced.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 5, 2020 2:57 AM |
6,200,000+ live in the DC metro area. 50 people showed up at WR with signs. On a weekend. Nothing to brag about!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 5, 2020 2:59 AM |
No, no, no. We must watch him to be prepared. But don't ever fall for any of it. Nothing he says. Don't argue it or contrast his words with his actions or separate his lies or compare him now from the day before that. We must still hope he dies. Don't let him in to your brain. Never falter. He must die.
If he doesn't die, He still can lose. If he loses he will dispute. But COVID is not a joke. And it's weakening his circle of influence as fast as his fading orange tan. Not because they don't support him still. But it's a sickness. He has finally given a face to his own sickness. And even that may well be partly faked. If he doesn't lose and then wins again in some Supreme Court injustice - then everyone I know did the best they can. Millions of people marched in January of 2016. It won't make any more difference now. Nobody needs to be told to vote. He is planning on stealing the election even more brazenly this time.
He won't be dragged out of the white house by Obama, Hillary + Dubya. We can't engage in wishful thinking. Be prepared to strike. Or Fight. Whatever that means to you.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 5, 2020 3:06 AM |
She looks like she just rolled out of bed wig hat all askew.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 5, 2020 3:06 AM |
Swine talking about Covid in the past tense. Stroke out Shitler.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 5, 2020 3:18 AM |
R3 playing right into their hands.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 5, 2020 3:23 AM |
He means it literally when he says “I get it now.”
Because he got it.
That’s all.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 5, 2020 3:25 AM |
Whose hands, R23? I don't give a fuck.
I want him DEAD. I've disliked him for 40 years and now after 400 years of him in the White House and 200,000 dead Americans so far, I WANT HIM TO DIE. Yes, DIE. I would like him to be deceased, no longer among the living, shuffled off this mortal coil and so-fucking-on.
He should be dead already, he probably should have died of that stroke he had in November.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 5, 2020 3:29 AM |
Indeed, he is too dangerous to live.
There will be violence surrounding this election, no matter what. But there will be less violence, if he's dead, than there will be if that stinking sonofabitch is in the White House egging on the gun nuts to help him overthrow the government.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 5, 2020 3:32 AM |
Stealth Boris thread.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 5, 2020 3:34 AM |
He seriously can't open his mouth without saying something that further damages his chances and then can't understand why he's losing.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 5, 2020 3:38 AM |
Maybe he meant "I got it"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 5, 2020 3:38 AM |
I have no idea why I blocked R3, but that's the biggest laugh I've had all day. Unblocked!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 5, 2020 3:40 AM |
I guess he’s a real Republican after all!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 5, 2020 3:40 AM |
I say some really stupid shit from time to time, r31, it's completely understandable.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 5, 2020 3:44 AM |
This is the real school, not the book school.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 5, 2020 3:48 AM |
I've never had a cold. Never had a cough. Never sneezed. Until now. I get what poor people go though now. I am now a Socialist. Vote Bernie!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 5, 2020 3:51 AM |
Latest poll on 538:
Biden 81/100 to become POTUS; Orange maggot-infected turd 19/100
A few weeks ago, Orange turd was 28/100. His Covid antics have backfired.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 5, 2020 3:53 AM |
The fact that he got Covid (finally) is an answer to many of your atheistic prayers.
So what I want to know is, which church are you hell-bound atheists going to attend next Sunday?
Because the Lord did answer your prayers! You can't deny that he heard you!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 5, 2020 3:58 AM |
R37 I will sacrifice my neighbor's twink son
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 5, 2020 4:12 AM |
You can tell that he doesn’t have the breath he did before.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 5, 2020 4:18 AM |
[quote] Because the Lord did answer your prayers! You can't deny that he heard you!
Pelosi’s daily prayer to the unknown for Trump’s death hasn’t been fulfilled.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 5, 2020 4:21 AM |
I will be attending my usual church, R37.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 5, 2020 4:23 AM |
[quote] I will sacrifice my neighbor's twink son
Leave Joel alone!!!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 5, 2020 4:27 AM |
In that video he said he's been able to meet some of the first responders and soldiers. Is he walking around the hospital holding meet and greets?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 5, 2020 4:57 AM |
He's making out with all the soldiers.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 5, 2020 4:58 AM |
If he ever had any sanity, he has lost it. He has turned into a complete lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 5, 2020 5:02 AM |
His cult members don't likel osers who catch the virus
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 5, 2020 5:08 AM |
Why is no one talking about that fucking Drive By?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 5, 2020 5:10 AM |
Only losers die from Coronavirus. Heroes overcome it!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 5, 2020 5:15 AM |
He doesn't get anything. He rode around in a car with secret service after his diagnosis.
Vote this motherfucker out.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 5, 2020 5:15 AM |
R49 That wasn't him though! That was his democratically elected double!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 5, 2020 5:17 AM |
“We have/I have more _______ than MAYBE anybody.” Trump’s tagline.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 5, 2020 5:18 AM |
Antibodies R51
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 5, 2020 5:19 AM |
Let's hope this is the typical "feeling better period" before the Covid people get sicker and die.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 5, 2020 5:22 AM |
It’s the “feeling high as a kite because I’m taking Dexamethasone and I’m invincible!” period before COVID people get sicker and die period, R53.
Seriously, feelings of mania are a side effect of this drug.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 5, 2020 6:21 AM |
I should have mentioned the conclusions of the dexamethasone use for COVID study:
“CONCLUSIONS
“In patients hospitalized with Covid-19, the use of dexamethasone resulted in lower 28-day mortality among those who were receiving either invasive mechanical ventilation or oxygen alone at randomization but not among those receiving no respiratory support.”
In other words, if you refuse to take oxygen at the same time, like SOME people I could mention, it doesn’t work.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 5, 2020 6:34 AM |
Someone should write a sitcom about what's left of his Secret Service detail, what with the latest bunch having been contaminated for no good reason.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 5, 2020 6:40 AM |
Vote him out. Fuck his "i went to a real school, the one without books" ranting. I hate him. Aren't you tired of his shit?
Vote for Joe Biden.
Vote Blue Down Ballot too.
Please
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 5, 2020 7:18 AM |
[quote]In that video he said he's been able to meet some of the first responders and soldiers.
He's lying, R43. LYING. That's what he does. Spins a yarn that serves his immediate purpose. Nothing he says intentionally has any significance. He is amoral.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 5, 2020 1:29 PM |
Fucking imbecile
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 5, 2020 1:39 PM |
The It-Doesn’t-Affect-Me-Until-It-Affects-Me Party does it again!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 5, 2020 3:20 PM |
Donald Trump’s case > 210,000 Dead 💀, 1 million infected 🦠
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 5, 2020 3:25 PM |
It's possible that by Inauguration Day 2021, 1/10 of 1% of Americans will have died from covid.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 5, 2020 4:27 PM |
He has received convalescent plasma infusions since April to ensure he would only have mild symptoms if he got it. This whole thing was a show.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 5, 2020 4:33 PM |
I genuinely think the next stage of this is him announcing he's found God and we're going to see a new Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 5, 2020 4:35 PM |
If he “gets it,” why doesn’t he follow the CDC guidelines about isolation? Why is he out driving around and not social distancing?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 5, 2020 4:46 PM |
Never listen to Trumps words they are all lies, judge him by his actions. His trip outside the hospital shows that he totally doesn't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 5, 2020 5:01 PM |
He got it because he doesn't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 5, 2020 5:08 PM |
I think the President is tremendous. Like bigly tremendous. A lot of people are telling me he has the biggest Covid. No-one has ever been as tremendously infected as your favorite president. He set out to become hugely infected, just so he could beat it at its own game. That’s a leader folks. Your President, getting unnecessarily infected because it’s a thing to do. MAGA!
You know who to vote for. But only in person, or by mail if you have a rifle and a motorbike.MAGA! US Number One!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 5, 2020 5:15 PM |
Do you honestly think he actually has it? Seriously, do you?
3 days after being admitted and they are talking about discharging him? 3 days of low oxygen levels (maybe? yes? no?), 3 days of steroids and other treatments that would scare even the best of us (maybe? yes? no?), 1 day after having a car parade for the adoring 50 fans standing outside the hospital cause he needs his daily dose of adulation by people he'd run over in a millisecond if it got him farther along in life...
Nope, he doesn't have it. But he'll claim he did. And he'll claim victory of it. And he'll claim he's the only one who can lead the country out of this pandemic cause, you know, he now "gets it".
And the maggots will all rejoice and vote for him cause that's what idiots really do.
One other thought... if he told people he took bleach as one of the treatments and it worked, guess how many people would do the same???
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 5, 2020 5:16 PM |
He looks ill, and he is so narcissistic that he will force his doctors to release him for more sad attention-seeking. He’s a fat, stressed, junk-food-eating, imbecilic maniac, and he’ll probably kill himself before the election.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 5, 2020 5:18 PM |
All’s forgiven, Donald. Not.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 5, 2020 5:22 PM |
Do not gloat over any aspect of your involvement with Covid-19, donald.
Don't push your luck: Bite your tongue and count your poxes and curses.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 5, 2020 5:48 PM |
R69, I think he has it, he’s high on drugs and feeling no pain, and he’s so stupid and entitled he can’t get it through his head that being able to breathe (again, after not being able to) doesn’t mean he’s cured. It means the medicine worked but he’s still sick, and if he quits taking it, he’ll be just as bad off or likely worse. He’s a bomb ready to go off.
This shows you how terrified all the doctors are of him. And Melanie doesn’t care and he doesn’t listen to her anyway, because any good wife would be telling him to stay in bed and telling the doctors to tie him down if necessary. And they would do it because he’s mentally incompetent right now and they know it, so his wife is in charge, not him. And she doesn’t give a shit. She’s staying home on purpose, she doesn’t want to get dragged into it because he’d be screaming at her. So she checked out.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 5, 2020 7:11 PM |
R69, for any of that to have any merit, then all the other officials, staff members, and guests, who have a recent nexus with the White House would also have to be faking it. Unless ALL those people are just as big a liar as Fatso is, then he was surrounded by it.
Of course he has Covid-19. And he's sick with it, too. If he was not, he would be campaigning at big rallies. We know what he does. We've seen him do it. And a month before election day, he would not be holed up in Walter Reed unless this was serious. He would be out infecting his deplorables.
Pay some attention to the facts.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 5, 2020 7:26 PM |
I don't care if he has it or doesn't have it - I just want him to die.
Covid, stroking out, aneurysm, blood clot, alien intervention, anything at all will do.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 5, 2020 7:32 PM |
Well, I GET it!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 5, 2020 7:35 PM |
Donald, I get it too the COVID! We both get it. What are you saying? I don’t get it!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 5, 2020 7:41 PM |
Now that he truly understands the meaning of sacrifice, He's awarding himself a purple heart for his war injury and is planning a parade in his honor.
Also, he is awarding Hope Hicks the Noble Piece prize.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 5, 2020 7:42 PM |
Now his campaign is saying Biden doesn’t know as much about COVID as Trump because he hasn’t had it! What a bunch of idiots.
I guess all male gynecologists never should have been allowed to practice then. And single schoolteachers shouldn’t have been allowed to teach kids, since they didn’t have any. In the old days, if a schoolteacher got married they were fired.
If you’re going by that standard, Trump doesn’t know as much as he should about dying of Covid.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 5, 2020 7:46 PM |
There are 6,200,000+ people in the DC metro area. Less than 100 showed up to wave signs at Walter Reed on a weekend... not exactly an overwhelming show of support.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 5, 2020 8:04 PM |
Apparently, he doesn't get it. Yesterday, he went on a vanity limo joyride, exposing his Secret Service detail to him, and is now checking himself out of the hospital.
What did he "get," exactly?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 5, 2020 8:20 PM |
Some right thinking people at Walter Reed need to start leaking.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 5, 2020 8:25 PM |
[quote]I guess all male gynecologists never should have been allowed to practice then.
Back off motherfucker!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 5, 2020 8:27 PM |
Make it stop. Please. He's a disgusting piece of garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 5, 2020 8:56 PM |
No fucking way did he have it! No fucking way! You can't get it, a day later be admitted to the hospital, and then 3 days later be released. Impossible!!! Fucking hoax!! His biggest con yet!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 5, 2020 9:16 PM |
It has been reported what he was given as treatment, and the West Wing positive cases continue. I believe he does have it, but he's doing what he wants. The shit hits the fan for people with COVID about 5-7 days after contracting it, so we'll see how he's doing in a couple days.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 5, 2020 9:22 PM |
I read that Dump has never spent overnight in a hospital ever. They hopped him up full of steroids so now he feels great. If he has Covid pneumonia, he’s going to end up back in the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 5, 2020 11:44 PM |
They'll take the hosital to the WH, where he can lie in bed for a week or two or three, while they keep him out of sight and lie about his condition on a daily basis. If he does take a turn for the worse, it will happen this week and go into the next several weeks--key campaign time.
Maybe he'll be dead by Election Day.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 6, 2020 12:30 AM |
That;s the whole point, you;re not supposed to "get it".
it is too late in the game for these people to be infected with covid. They refused to mask up, held large indoor rallies, held back PPE and SLOWED DOWN TESTING TO KEEP THE INFECTION NUMBERS LOW!
200,000 people dead in the us, millions infected.
Who is going to pay the outrageous medical bills of the millions of citizens who have been infected with covid?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 6, 2020 12:39 AM |
He has been in the hospital overnight.
Ivanka says he had a "scalp reduction" to pull skin still growing hair up higher on his head. That's not an out-patient procedure.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 6, 2020 12:45 AM |
this admin seized PPE, they wanted blue states to die off
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 6, 2020 2:33 AM |
No one will ever top this tweet. She's my new GOD.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 6, 2020 3:44 AM |
That rocks R92!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 6, 2020 3:46 AM |
He really means I got it. Meaning he got the Covid which is just a flu and can be cured by swallowing bleach.
I was thinking the other day given that his freakish children have that tiny mouth that the best thing that ever happened was having to wear a mask. The cover up that ugly part of their faces
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 6, 2020 4:54 AM |
He has to go. Someone take him out. His existence is cruel and scary beyond measure. This ain't a movie.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 6, 2020 5:01 AM |
Maybe we should all start mailing him bleach to the White House.
You know, to help.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 6, 2020 5:01 AM |