Joe and Jill Biden test NEGATIVE for COVID

But they had to trash Biden’s shoes from the shitstorm Trump caused.

I'm sure Joe can afford new ones. Last year he and Jill earned $950K, on which they paid $300K in taxes.

Not a relief yet. They could be false negatives. It seems too early for the test. They need to keep getting tested. I hope they don’t have/get it.

Meanwhile, the QAnon Cult is accusing "the left" of intentionally infecting Trump's microphone with the fake Chinese hoax virus that has killed 200,000 Americans but not really.

They could be poz, actually. We'll know for sure next week.

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

R4 How can the "libs" infect Trump with a "hoax"?

Exactly, r7.

He would need to wait 5 days but there's always a chance you can catch it early but yes false positives this early are a thing.

R9 you need to look up the difference between a false positive and a false negative test.

R7, don't go down the rabbit hole of understanding why idiots are idiots.

Wait, seriously?!? The people who wore masks, washed their hands and kept socially distant have tested negative and the people who laughed at these protocols have tested positive? That doesn't make any sense!!!!

Yay!! Sending lots of love to the Bidens.

They’ll need follow-up tests - I hope they’re planning to get them.

$300K in taxes.

Losers! Sad!! Not smart!!!

Thank the sky fairies cuz Joe, you old as fuck.

But he’s an old Democrat, which means he’s smart enough to protect himself from a virus that might kill him.

It’s nerve wracking watching Biden campaign during this hell. My god he’s got balls.

His life has been one shitstorm after another and when he’s finally getting the shot at the Resolute Desk, he’s got to swim through a goddamn pandemic with a psychotic president who tried to get him sick.

I want this guy to win in a landslide. I want Dump to be dragged out in leg irons on a ventilator.

But did they test him for Joker-face? Nope.

[quote]Not a relief yet. They could be false negatives. It seems too early for the test. They need to keep getting tested. I hope they don’t have/get it.

[quote]They could be poz, actually. We'll know for sure next week.

[quote]They’ll need follow-up tests - I hope they’re planning to get them.

I'm pretty sure they've got a handle on this. They're getting tested regularly. The campaign said they would be transparent and would release the results of each test.

Don't worry COVID will go after them soon enough.