Lenny Kravitz - I Love My Body

Don't worry we love your body too Lenny.

Too bad Lenny has issues with bathing regularly. He supposedly stinks.

So many celeb's have awful BO. I guess their poor hygiene issues tie in with their arrogance. I remember when Sting was first on Howard Stern's radio show many years ago, Robin was shocked at how bad Sting's BO was. After Sting left, Robin was coughing and laughing. Howard then commented the studio smelled so bad, it had to be aired out.

Nice dick, Lenny

^HEL-LO Nurse!

He looks amazing for his age.

Me too, Lenny. Me too.

He needs a beanie.

He said he never had a problem being called Mr. Bonet

Yeah, and I love mine. I’m not gonna front otherwise.

I can't believe he is 56 - he looks amazing. There is a video version of this interview and it's pretty cool - the guy is a nut about his diet though

What is his diet?

He looks fucking amazing at 56 😲😲😲😲

[quote]What is his diet?

Diet? More like he doesn't have the daily exhausting grind most working people deal with.

I'm always amazed when people ask how rich and famous people look so good. Most of the rich and famous have much easier lifestyles, spend hours at the gym or in their own pool, have live-in cooks etc.

R13. My question was in response to this comment by R10.

[quote]the guy is a nut about his diet though

R14, I read the fucking thread. My response still stands, rich people have much easier lifestyles than working stiffs. They have more free time, travel more and relax more. Lenny sure isn't getting on a crowded NYC subway ever morning, putting up with an asshole boss and annoying cube fraus. .

I never took another wife after Lisa Bonet.

American woman stay away from me I guess.

^^make that he not I (though I never took a wife either)

R2 I read Christopher Ciccone's book on Madonna and he said Trudy has a B.O. fetish.

Neneh Cherry wrote Buddy X about Lenny constantly cheating on Lisa.

If fuck him, obviously, but I’d want an STD check afterwards.

R11 - his diet is almost entirely raw fruits and vegetables. In the video interview he shows off his "farm" (garden) on Eleuthera, where he lived during quarantine. He was asked about cheat foods (an Impossbile Burger) and what he eats if he wakes up in the middle of the night hungry "I drink water to fill my stomach up".

I like it too, Lenny, and thank you, so much, for using your free time so constructively so that we may all be continuously graced by your prescense here, on this sorry planet, with the rest of us uglies.

Who is dis again? I'm old.

Wow. He looks amazing.

I'm wondering if he is "hiding in plain sight". I can't think of any woman he has been romantically linked with since Lisa Bonet.

He's hot. Also a very talented artist. He outlived his rival Terence Trent D'Arby. I love seeing black guys in rock n roll. It's also nice that he and Lisa coparented Zoe together. Though Zoe is a very bland and dull actress that they pushed onto us.

seen her lately? she wears the wacckiets goofy wigs.....sad

Off topic but Lisa Bonet went on the Donahue show in the early 90s to proudly tell everyone she didn't vaccinate Zoe, when she was an infant

Which one R25, Lisa or Zoe?

R26 That was when she and River Phoenix appeared together to promote veganism.

He's not all that and I think his daughter is annoying.

[quote] That was when she and River Phoenix appeared together to promote veganism.

It is so ironic that River would lecture people on National TV on what to put in their bodies, yet he would die from a drug overdose.

Lisa was breathtakingly beautiful when young. She probably feels Cosby is to blame for her lackluster career but the truth is she couldn't act.

Agreed. Lisa was beautiful and unique-looking, that's about it. Then she and Lenny were an exotic lovebird couple, so people were fascinated. I do still like this song, but it WAS over Lenny. We all know how much you love yourself and your body.

Now Lisa is getting dick from Jason Mamoa.

About 20 years ago, I went to his concert and he crowd surfed. As he passed over my head, the only real spot I had to push him along was by his ass.

So yep, I have touched Lenny's ass.

I think he looks better now, actually.

He was engaged to Nicole Kidman and had sex with Madonna. He also dated Vanessa Paradis (pre Johnny Depp) and Naomi Campbell.

Madonna slept with every black man in Hollywood. She even dated 2pac. Like A Prayer was not some random idea. It was her worship video of the BBC

If he loved his body he wouldn't cover it with ugly ink.

R34, was his ass firm to the touch or hard? Was it womanly or manly?

[quote]He's hot. Also a very talented artist. He outlived his rival Terence Trent D'Arby

Was TTD really a rival to Kravitz? Other than being both mixed race black men with dreadlocks?

Zoe is so annoying in her attempts to be "woke". She is always talking about her struggles being black in Hollywood. Oh please. You have nepotism on your side, you have a multicultural look that is more marketable to multiple demographics and you have been successful so far despite being a mediocre actress. Getting cast as Catwoman in a Batman movie is not a struggle.

Also, I wish Zoe would just be honest and admit she doesn't see herself as black but mixed instead. Both of her parents identify with being mixed and while they are seen as black by a large portion of America. What you personally identify as is your choice and nobody's business. This isn't the Jim Crow era where people didn't have a choice. She talked how she feels guilt over not being black enough which I don't understand, you grew up rich and lived differently than regular black people.

So few photos of Lenny with his eyes and teeth showing.

[quote]I'm wondering if he is "hiding in plain sight". I can't think of any woman he has been romantically linked with since Lisa Bonet.

He dated Michelle Rodriguez. Michi LOVED that Lenny sausage.

He also dated or fucked Nicole Kidman, Natalie Imbruglia, Kylie Minogue, Naomi Campbell, Marisa Tomei, Vanessa Paradis, Whitney Cummings, Adriana Lima, Laverne Cox and Devon Aoki.

[quote] He was asked about cheat foods (an Impossbile Burger)

I didn't hear that. I heard him say, "pasta and bread and loads of carbs."

Where does his protein come from? As wonderful as veg and fruits are, you can't live by them alone.

R42. He and Adriana Lima would have made gorgeous babies.

One of the shortest celeb i've ever met.

like 5'3 or 5'4 max.

[quote]One of the shortest celeb i've ever met. like 5'3 or 5'4 max.

Really? With the exception of 1 event (Nicole wearing heels?) Lenny is no visibly shorter than Nicole Kidman in any of their photos together, and Lenny and Zoe have the same height difference in their photos as Nicole and Zoe.

So maybe 5'8 , 5'9?

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Lenny with Zoe

Lenny with Nicole

Dreadlocks are disgusting...almost like a rat's nest.

He did seem tiny when I had my hand on his ass.

His dick looks kinda small and average. He must be an excellent carpet muncher.

why does he wear those shit wigs???? very odd. he look like tranny

He is the only 56 year old who would break onlyfans

No fucking way does he have heels that high, R49. Nicole and Urban must be crouching down.

Lenny, you’re elf on a shelf hot just like the rest of us. Settle down, Cunt.

"I'm always amazed when people ask how rich and famous people look so good. Most of the rich and famous have much easier lifestyles, spend hours at the gym or in their own pool, have live-in cooks etc. "

But LOTS of the rich and famous actually don't look that good - a majority, easily.

"He's not all that and I think his daughter is annoying."

Zoe is just so bland to me, but not really annoying. I had no problems with the revisioning of High Fidelity for diversity. But, she couldn't carry it. Let the adorable gay guy be the John Cusack character - that's major diversification - and have Chloe, if she must be involved, be one of the side characters.

I’m wondering if “Bad B.O.” is code for “smoked a bone of good shit and it was loud”. They used to complain about Brad Pitt reeking during his reefer days.

I never knew he was that short. He seems taller to me because he seems to have long legs and he has narrow hips. I always thought he was 6 feet. 5'9 wouldn't surprise me but 5'3 or 5'4?? Or was someone just saying that.

Thanks, R3, for posting the only reason I came to this thread.

Yeah I Googled it and Lenny is 5'9".

YASSSSS

R62 - wow! That house is worthy of its own Tasteful Friends! What an incredible place. Lenny must have some serious cash - he has a lot of houses.

Does he love his small dick too?

R47 Dwarves!

Lenny always wears sunglasses— except they're not really sunglasses, they are tinted spectacle to disguise the fact he suffers with myopia just like his pale father.

His father may have had recessive genes but he passed on his poor eyesight.

R63, there are at least three stages of grief observed during a Lenny Kravitz real estate transaction.

There’s the AD cover story featuring stone coffee table alters carved by nuns on Sundays during Chakakanakahstz and yeah, that’s a thing totally Separate from other things and we’ll respect it.

There’s the L.A. times puff piece - same as AD (but none of the good art) and a high listing price that discloses odd street or bizarre zoning issues.

Then, there’s the orchid lady listing - staged in greige with passing reference to a delightful entertainer who lives in Rome sometimes.

Boss

Is his dick small or merely average?

r63:

why the big nellie wild wigs he wears now over his bald pate?

Lenny looked just fine with short hair. Wonder if he could pull off bald. It would be an adjustment, but I'd think so.

[quote] Also a very talented artist.

Yeah, no.

[quote] Laverne Cox

He haid sex with Laverne!?

Off. topic but Neneh Cherry's daughter is *gorgeous*. She was right about Lenny - total manwhore. I'm sure Momoa is too.

He is the wettest wet dream, and the house is gorgeous. As are all the other houses I've seen of his.

Laverne Cox? I need to hear more about that!

His belly button is awful.

This pussy hound, y'all.

He lives the ultimate gay fantasy life, palatial homes around the globe adorned with fine art, fabulous clothes (and wigs apparently)🤣, works for charities, maintains a hard tight body. All he needs is me, his future husband!

He always wears heels, like Prince. He must be a midget.

In the video interview while he was in the Bahamas he was wearing jeans or sweat pantys the entire time. He was even wearing jeans while he was paddleboarding which is just weird.

R79 That outfit would make EJ Johnson proud.

He's very metro if not outright queer.

Lisa Bonnet and Vanessa Paradis know how good his dic...oop's... i meant his coc...oop's I did it again, his BODY is... Lucky girls !

Lenny Kravitz had Vanessa Paradis at her best. Years before Johnny Depp. Kravitz even lived in Paris for her, they were madly in love.

She's the mother of Johnny Depp kids and a big star in France.

Imo Vanessa was much more more sexy with Kravitz than Depp. She looked like a doll. He wrote her an entire album

Too bad she looks like a praying mantis now. She should never, ever open her mouth.

And that includes her awful singing.^

Joe Le Taxi!

R88 R89 Ofc since yo chose the worst picture of her, and just when she was not feeling well, in full separation with Johnny Depp who cheated on her with the bitch Amber Heard.

Vanessa is 48 yo, no botox, no surgery. You gonna get older too, one day and at least she's not a gold digger. She is fine by me and French she's the most awarded singer in France.

2016 at Cannes as a jury member

Great body, but those sunglasses are hiding his true age, even for a black-don't-crack dude.

Vanessa was a bomb in Europe when she was with Kravitz.

R88 Vanessa Paradis when she was young was way hotter than Amber Heard at the same age you misogynistic fucker. Plus she's a gay diva in France. Always rooting for gay rights.

She's no Mylene.

R95 Mylene loves Vanessa because as she said Vanessa is the discreet type, not a fame whore at all. She's remain friend with Johnny Depp. She even currently and officially supporting him against Amber Heard lies. She is one of his witness in the trial Depp vs Heard. Oh I love Mylene! She is so unique, love her universe.

R94 Agreed. Vanessa was WAY hotter than the psycho fake lesbian Amber Turd

It's not hard to find ugly pictures of her now. Because she IS ugly.

It took Lenny Kravitz years to forget about Vanessa Paradis after their breakup. He spoke about it with honesty, specifying that it was he who messed up everything with Vanessa. Depp even upped the tone because kravitz was talking too much about Vanessa paradis.

Kravitz posted that pic on his instagram in 2016. he said after Lisa Bonnet, Vanessa is (in her own words), the woman who left his mark on him the most.

He still has an apartment in Paris to this day near the Eiffel tower.

He folloxed Johnny Depp on Instagram. He also followed Depp and Paradis daughter Lily Rose Depp.

Lily Rose Depp folloxed Zoe Kravitz. Not Lenny.

To this day, Johnny Depp never followed Kravitz back.

I know y'all don't give a fuck about all of this but now you know it all bitches !

I wonder if she is any relation to this guy.

R98 Funny how you always choose the most missed pictures of her.

Looks like an Amber Heard fan. The Hollywood whore. Oh wait !

Has anyone read his book that he's currently peddling?

I had no idea that Mabel was Neneh's daughter R75 so thanks for that - I love her song 'Don't Call Me Up'

Lenny is a sexy guy for sure, and his body looks good for any age but especially considering his age. I hope I look that good when I get to the same age!

I actually hate Amber Heard and love Johnny Depp. I am friends with his niece's best friend and attended her wedding in Malibu 15 years ago. That doesn't change the fact that Vanessa Paradis is ugly.

Mabel is also daughter of Cameron McVey, the man behind Sugababes "Overload."

[Quote] I actually hate Amber Heard and love Johnny Depp. I am friends with his niece's best friend and attended her wedding in Malibu 15 years ago. That doesn't change the fact that Vanessa Paradis is ugly.

Is this an Amanda Bynes tweet?

R106 I was thinking more Orlando Bloom.

Mabel looks so white because Neneh is half wife, she has a Swedish mother and her British dad is white.

Mabel's father was kinda cute.

Her brother ain't so bad either.

*Mabel's father