Let’s Be Caitlyn Jenner’s Tagline on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

"I can fight like a cat, because I just got myself a new pussy."

"Look-alike Sarah Palin WISHES she looked this good!"

If these girls come for me, I'll run them over.

I'm in the driver's seat and no one is safe.

"No, you cannot look at my gash."

"I can't wait for show and tell. I've got the remains of my penis in a jar!"

I’m not scared of these women, ripping open Cunts is what I do best.

Remember that time she killed someone reaching for a Virginia Slim while driving?

Mess with my pussy and you’re gonna get scratched.

My tits may not be real... but my cock is.

The only hot dog I like is one up, in-between my buns.

In Beverly Hills, the best decorators use beef curtains.

“These Size 15 stilettos are going to walk all over these bitches!”

Does it smell like fish in here? Oh, it’s just my new cunt.

When life gives you lemons, have them removed!

"I pole vaulted in the Olympics in 1976, but I left my pole behind in 2015."

Being a housewife is new to me, being a bitch isn't.

At least there's ONE place that I'm better looking than all the other bitches (even though I'm a guy)

"I used to be super fit. Now I have a super clit!"

If I could survive those Kardashian fame whores this bunch of B list bitches will be a piece of gluten free tiramisu.

Watch out bitches, I ate my Wheaties this morning!

I'm coming for you bitches... soon as I finish dilating.

I see I'm not the only one who couldn't hold on to a dick!

If I can win gold at the Olympics, I can beat these bitches.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

My ex Kris is a ball-breaker and I’ve got the receipts to prove it.

"I'm a MAGAt, but since I became a woman, you can never call me a faggot."

Watch out bitches, my other Olympic medal is for the 24 hour bitch decathalon and its pure gold!

I Can't Stop the Music and I can't stop causing drama.

What is wrong with her face in that pic? She looks like she is wearing a Michael Meyers mask!

I used to be the Nephew...But now I am the Niece!

*turns around, gives sassy look to camera*

"Isn't it sad that I'm the least plastic one of these bitches?"

How about a simple "kill me now!!"?

I may not have a clit, but that doesn't mean I'll be taking anyone's shit!

"I used to be a jock, but that was when I had a cock."

"These Beverly Hills women have had a lot of dicks in their mouths, but I had one between my legs."

I've got cash AND gash!

Does she ever smile? Every picture out there is her with a scowl.

Oh christ! I just realized if this happens, and THEY join the show, we're gonna get to check out Bruce's-- er, Catlyn's-- "tuck game" when everyone goes on vacation together!

I believe lil Brucie is still hangin' around!

Buckle up, Buckaroos!

I've had a dick, balls, and a twat. No one can tell me you can't have it all!

"You were worried about Kim driving drunk? Wait 'til you see *me* drive sober!"

I not only look like Melissa Gilbert but I've got a shit-bra that makes hers look like a dainty hanky. Whap!