Let’s Be Annoying Shit Women Do

Sit on a white couch when they should know better.

Make excuses for men.

Vote for Republicans.

Have their bachelorette parties at the Abbey.

OP has obviously never been in a gay bar if he thinks there's no shrieking and screaming going on.

"Gurl, you are looking fierce."

Carry their keys on elaborate, jangly chains full of feathers, bells, stuffed animals, whistles, pepper spray, charms, lockets with photos... and they still misplace them.

R4 or even set foot in a gay bar.

I'm the group of 50 attention whore cunts at a bachelorette party in a gay bar.

Rev up my Subaru Outback from 1998 and yell about the patriarchy while calling myself Kris instead of Christina.

Thinking they're (somehow) smarter than men.

Bleached blonde hair. I'm sure that absolutely none of them, in the US anyway, are naturally blonde.

I’m the lesbian who’s about to ram-rod through this thread screaming about misogyny.

Not thinking about having to pay until the checkout worker stares at them blankly, then hoisting the bag of stuff onto the counter and opening it, digging around for the wallet, looking for the debit card they want to use, deciding whether they want cash back or not, or, God forbid, paying cash and digging around in a coin purse for the exact combination of coins only to come up short in the end. Then making everyone wait for them to put everything back in the bag of stuff and close it up before moving on.

Abandon all their own progressive and open-minded views when they pair up with a conservative guy. How many GBF’s have been ghosted under this scenario!

I'm the delusion most suffer from.

Stand there and watch as the checker has to bag two carts of shit while modern, busy gal frau looks on, fingering her twat Melania-style. Then after everything has been bagged, Frau announces she can't pay just yet, as her crotch fruit has to go peepee NOW and where is the nearest bathroom.

I’m a group of 20 sorority girls at brunch asking the exasperated waiter to line-item the entire bill for each person. “Okay, okay... so Ashley T. had the fries, 6 mimosas and the beef nachos, oh yeah and a piece of chocolate cake ... and Ashley G. had the sweet potato fries and a cheeseburger and 2 strawberry margaritas, 3 choco-tinis, 2 Patron shots and....” their goes on & on for 18 people and the 7-9 items they each ordered.

Jesus, you cunts! Split it evenly!! It’s like they’re scared they might accidentally pay for half of a martini for their “friend”.

Take on their man's political opinions.

Complain that no-one takes me seriously while wearing clothes that show as much of my body as I can legally get away with to work.

Write checks in stores. Jesus Christ, get with the 21st century!

I'm the woman checking out in the cafeteria line (or any other retail situation) who doesn't even think about getting payment ready until the cashier actually announces the final total. I then unzip the top of my purse, unzip a side section inside of the purse, rummage and pull out a wallet, unzip it to pull out dollar bills and struggle counting through them, unzip a separate coin section to start to make exact change, finally handing it all to the cashier while dropping coins, getting $3.14 in change, slowly dropping the change back in to the coin section and then zipping it, putting the bills in the bill section after straightening them out and then zipping that section, zipping the overall wallet, putting it back in the side section and zipping it, zipping the overall purse and THEN AND ONLY THEN picking up my purchase and moving out of the way for the next customer, all the while obliviously taking my sweet god damned time.

Everything about them is annoying, especially the immature or entitled ones. White women are generally are the most annoying one.

Hearing them say they're "strong and powerful". Feh!!

I’m when they undermine their own freedoms.

White women never see supporting right-wing politicians and opposing abortion as against their own interests, because they're acutely aware that that disproportionately hurts women of color and they see their interests as keeping them down while fully embracing their own white female privilege.

Fuck all the hot straight guys OP wants to fuck, despite all of the aforementioned behavior.

R26 once a penis has been inside too much Stinkfish the stench doesn’t wash off.

Only at a cost of their own social worth, R26.

Giving birth to a lowlife, divisive scum like OP. Fucking annoying, ain't I?

I'm the dumbing myself down for years so men will like me, until I actually AM dumb.

Get fucked over, humped 'n dumped, used and abused by men over and over... and still try to land one and feel they are nothing without one.

[quote] I’m screaming when I first see my girlfriends at a restaurant

Apparently you haven't been around gay guys lately - every fem queen I know does this.

I'm the blowjob I'll never have to give after our wedding night.

Mistakenly thinking "ladies first" still applies to them within the confines of gay bars.

Treat a guy with courtesy and respect... until she finds out he’s gay then starts acting like a mean bitch and treating the gay guy like a 2nd class citizen.

They're so precious the stand on the toilet seats in public unisex restrooms and piss and shit all over the place.

Disgusting.

And don't get me started on their clot-and-blood sprays and puddles.

R36 they hover and spray shit & piss everywhere. Any cleaning crew will tell you or any honest woman that the women’s restroom are far nastier than the men’s.

My female friends and relatives have told me that women are even worse than men in restrooms, which I find rather shocking because men are absolute filthy PIGS in restrooms. You would think a herd of animals had been in there. It blows my mind that women can be even more disgusting.

Why does anyone expect cleanliness from women? It's not just the bathrooms - they often live in filth generally. Bedrooms piled with dirty clothes and underpants, yuck.

[quote]Treat a guy with courtesy and respect... until she finds out he’s gay then starts acting like a mean bitch and treating the gay guy like a 2nd class citizen.

Conversely, trying to get something she wants out of a guy by being flirty (i.e. at work trying to get ahead or shirk responsibilites) then, upon discovering said guy is gay and her charms won't work on him, turns into a vicious bitch and tries to sabotage him.

I’m the endless idle prattle and hatred of silence.

When straight women see their friends they've all been conditioned to just SCREAM like they're being STABBED!

I'm the psychotically elaborate order at Starbucks.

R40 this is correct. This is why if you’re a masc gay guy you need to be very careful with the dynamics of Fraus in the office. They love one nelly femme queen but they hate a masc gay guy. Women are hardcore biologically programmed to seek a mate to provide. When they meet a masc guy, especially an attractive one, who fits that description then they find out he’s gay they’ll go on a holy terror. They think they’ve been fooled and lied to which makes them go psychotic.

We all know women are bigger liars than men, they just get away it more, but they get insanely pissed if the implication is even there that they’ve been lied to. Best advice: bite the bullet and be out & proud upfront. If you even just omit your sexuality, if it’s not blazingly obvious, they’ll make you out to be a “LIAR!!!” to everyone in the office. I’ve encountered and witnessed this more than once.

Everything is ultimately about procreation & child rearing at a base level for nearly all women and it seriously clouds their judgement. It’s also why they become conservative harpies later in life.

ALSO Dump your fag hags before they abandon you!

Y’all are just describing women you see in movies, right?

r44 that has been my experience in the workplace. There were two female co-workers in particular who were absolute cunts to me. It was so blatant even the (normally) clueless straight guys in the office commented on it. Thankfully, I moved to another company and never had to deal with those two women again. There have been other co-workers over the years who haven't been as blatant, but it was still a pain in the ass to deal with. Not all women are like this, of course, but there are straight women who hate the fact that they can't get away with their flirty bullshit with gay men and resent it. They don't know any other way to go about getting what they want. When they come up against a guy who doesn't want to fuck them, they just don't know what to do and it makes them furious.

Looks like R12 was right. OP is greyed out.

I'm the cry of misogyny when I'm not included in spaces geared towards gay men.

Yes, we think the smell of shit is so much nicer, don't we, R27?

I’m R49 ‘s yeast-infected cunt.

WW OP

F&F funny threads on a gay site.

Well, some of these are accurate and I’m a lesbian saying that. R2, R6, R8, R14, R17, R18, R21, R31, R35, R39, R41 and R43 have it right. I find shit like this unbearable and wouldn’t date a woman who exhibited that type of behaviour often or obnoxiously. These only describe a certain type of entitled straight/bi woman, of course, but the fact remains that there are too many of those roaming the streets.

R9, R10, R12, R15, R22 and R44 may find the nearest available grease-fire and jump in, however. Smart, cool, considerate, reasonable, hygienic, interesting, and qualified women do actually exist - they just aren’t hanging out with you clowns.

R12 right again.

There are some hot guys in straight porn. But the noises the women make when having sex are horrible. I could not EVER put up with that. All that high pitched whining and screaming... it's just awful. Nails on a chalk board bad. It's not just in porn. Anyone who has had to live in an apartment building knows the off-putting soundsof women having sex.

R53 jotted down all those post numbers in an old dollar store composition book she keeps by her HP desktop computer tower.

I’m when they won’t let a woman show them the love they crave and keep their sweet lady honeypot for men only.

I’m the hostile relationships with their mothers.