Ivana Trump causes outrage after blaming immigrants for raping American women

Dumb ugly bitch.

Holy Cow! Now THAT’S an ugly puss. Ugly inside and out. Love to be at Thanksgiving dinner with her, Marla, Melania and the rest of the nitwit tribe.

Any woman that would marry Donald is a monster, too.

OMG. She looks like a puffed-up WORM.

Who had the worst plastic surgery - Ivana or Jocelyn Wildenstein?

She's an immigrant. What a moron.

Look at her face!

And even worse - SHE'S an immigrant. Just another entitled, divisive Trump pig.

She looks like a blow-up doll that has been left out in the sun for too long.

The police should investigate where the real Ivana is, because that's clearly a man in drag.

She's low-key stumping for 'the Donalt'. He loses in November, he into prosecution, his assets are seized/frozen, she loses her hush money allowance.

That is the ONLY way that beast will be touched by a penis. Ghastly face.

R6 R7 She is the "good" kind of immigrant, aka white.

Patsy, did you fall off the carb wagon?

What responsible news broadcaster is providing this bloated cow a voice?

There's ugly, and then there's SCARY-ugly. She definitely belongs in the latter camp.

She looks like the secret love child of Martha Raye and Ernest Borgnine.

Is there a clip?

The Trump cesspool is a bottomless pit. This greedy pig-woman is as despicable as the rest of them.

Wait, wasn't she raped by Donald? Did an immigrant make him do it?

This lady has saggy face and saggy poosey.

She's such a trooper. Letting herself getting interviewed while having an allergic reaction to a bee sting.

R9 It's most likely Donald.

She’s right. To prove her point, she should tell us all about the women she has raped since coming to America.

She looks like the balloon you find behind the couch the week after the party.

[quote]Wait, wasn't she raped by Donald?

Are there enough paper bags in the world for that?

Ivanka doll, this is your future.

Yours too, Melania

This is what Melania looks like on the inside.

(Ivanka too)

She was a pathetic, over-the-hill joke 35 years ago.

She was the love child of Jaba the Hut and Baby Jane Hudson.

I think she’s tremendous.

Here's Ivanka in an updo with bangs (fringe). Time will tell if she starts looking like mother Ivana.

She should drop the cinch a few holes down.

The old bitch is obviously deranged and probably either suffers from some level of dementia or drug related cognitive issues. You know that old bitch has probably been addicted to tranquilizers for decades.

Ughlayyyyy!

Ivana Trump is a total mental case AND a fat ugly old WHORE!

Ivanka, please tell me that you're adopted.

Both she and Donald are low-class trash.

Now imagine that without makeup.

She looks like a thumb in drag.

Did Ivana lose her neck in the divorce?

She's also running her mouth now saying that Ivanka could be the first female POTUS. The old hag needs to be put away.

She lost her neck at the plastic surgeon's.

How does one support and defend a man she one accused of rape?

She looks like a 14th century Slavic serf who has had plastic surgery.

It's wrong to hate. But, I do enjoy moments where I stare into a light and imagine all sorts of terrible things befalling those who have wronged me or are just plain evil.

I'll make a space for her tonight, briefly.

Factoid: Melania has been married to Trump longer than Ivana was married to him.

And Ivana didn't age well at all. Wow.

I’m old and so I remember when Donald bragged how she was the best, more beautiful top model in the world. I think he cursed her! She’s now the ugliest troll under the Trump Bridge.

To think that in the morning, she looked at herself in the mirror and basically thought, "Good to go!"

She looks like Meryl in "Death Becomes Her" after Goldie clonked her over the head with the shovel.

Take a good look, Ivanka.

That's you're future staring right back at ya, babe !

Nursing Home Barbie.

Whoa.

I don't know which one dodged the bigger bullet here. They both look like circus freaks at this point.

Isn’t the old adage you get the face you deserve? She got the face and he got the ass

I got the face (and boobs) my dad paid good money for

Someone left that cake out in the rain.

Acid rain, r56.

Has anyone ever seen the TV movie that was based on Ivana's book? Madeline Kahn plays a bitchy gossip columnist.

In Mary trump's book, she says Ivana was absolutely nasty, and was so cheap she would re-gift presents despite her wealth.

She aged well...

[quote] Isn’t the old adage you get the face you deserve? She got the face and he got the ass

Are we sure that face isn't an ass caked in loud makeup?

^ Is that pedo Stephen Collins playing Trump in the tv movie?

‘ello!

Said no one ever, R60

Yes. Perfect casting. R62

[quote] In Mary trump's book, she says Ivana was absolutely nasty, and was so cheap she would re-gift presents despite her wealth.

R59, can you elaborate on "nasty"? Something specific. The cheapness was probably something Donald enjoyed. ("She's the best, always saving me money.")

She went through a total makeover after her divorce from The Donald and looked amazing. But despite several procedures since then, the peasant fishwife keeps seeping to the surface.

Ivana's 4th husband (and post-divorce BF), Rossano Rubicondi (of Italy) was very young and handsome.

Ivana reminds me of Donatella Versace, a sybarite. Tanning, smoking, drinking.

Oh look, Ivanka's wearing her old nose in R68's photo.

All that money. And she looks like trash. A big red trash can.

Donald Trumpard Jr. said in his "father of the bride" speech at Ivana's wedding to Rubicondi:

“We are a construction company and we have job sites, we lose people,” he said. “You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel.”

Rubicondi later said, “They are nobody, they are disgusting. We are talking about kids who are so stupid,” he said last week, before adding, “except Ivanka.”

OP OMG, did she just get stung by a bee and have an allergic reaction and puff up like a fuck’n balloon. Quick, some grab an Epi pen and stab her in the ass.

Isn't she an immigrant?

r72 Do they make Epi-Pens that can penetrate layers of fat and plastic?

Here's the interview, but I think they cut the immigrant part out.

It's funny, before they start the interview they show clips of her past appearances on the show, and she looks terrible compared to how she used to look.

Was Ivana born in the United States?

The Trump's are distracting. Gotta ask yourself from what!🤔 last time w the Goya beans and Trump going on about the Kenosha killer was to distract from the USPS sabotage.

Can you imagine how many parental weddings the trump kids have been to? Not counting their parents, five.

From the article, Ivana said, "“I am immigrant, but they have to come to the country legally, they have to get a job, they have to pay taxes like the rest of Americans," she added."

HA HA HA HA HA HA says the idiot once married to a sleazy creep who never saw a tax he paid.

She's from Minnesota, R76. You can tell by her accent.

It's time for CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER.

This geriatric tranny looks like she a bad smell under her nose.

“I am immigrant, but they have to come to the country legally, they have to get a job, they have to pay taxes like the rest of Americans"

Or they could just get "anchor husbands" like you did, bitch

[quote] Was Ivana born in the United States?

Why would she sound like that if she were from the United States?

Laine Kazan IS Ivana!!!

This is how people were joking about her 28 YEARS AGO!

Patsy : That's Ivana Trump.

Eddie : She's good, isn't she?

Bubble : Do you think so? She looks like a classic bimbo to me. All that terrible blonde hair piled on top of her head. False tan. She's far too thin. Always pouting. Absolutely no character. The skirt's too short. I mean, it's pathetic these older women struggling to look twenty five... Sorry.

Patsy : I think she's tremendous.

I don't understand why older women have their faces pumped-up with whatever. Shouldn't they have the fat sucked out- then get a facelift?

Young people look tight and lean, not puffy.

She looks like an aged out drag queen. Her head looks too large for her body...odd.

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Wow R88, that's actually really sad. I don't feel bad for her per se, but I kinda do.

The only way she can save face (and this face needs saving) is if she starts bashing the current whore again in the press.

R88 Her dog's face looks just like hers. I'm surprised she didn't choke on those massive clumps of spaghetti.

^^ typo: her face.

[quote]“I am immigrant, but they have to come to the country legally, they have to get a job, they have to pay taxes like the rest of Americans,"

Donald Trump pays taxes? That has yet to be determined.

"Ivana Trump managed to look glam even as she nodded off over a plate of pasta at a tony Manhattan trattoria. The leggy former model cut a relaxed figure with her precious doggie even as she napped with noodles on her still-full lips."

I give her credit for living her life, eating lunch in an outdoor cafe, hair coiffed, makeup and nails done. However, she looks like she's coming out of anaesthesia. Like she's on Xanax or pain killers. Sad to be that age and still using emotional crutches. Her life can not be easy, despite all her money. No, she does not get a pass for being a POS.

She looks like one of those blow up dolls men stick their dicks in.

Holy shit - that video. She looks and walks like she's 90!

So, I think we've concluded from previous threads that all three of Trump's wives were once loose women if not outright hookers.

OMG -She looks just like Harvey Korman as Mother Marcus in As The Stomach Turns!

[quote]Was Ivana born in the United States?

No, she's from Czechoslovakia, thus her Spy Magazine sobriquet, "The Bouncy Czech"!

She is repellant in every way.

It's an OUTRAGE that immigrants are raping our women when that should be the sole right of American men!

After watching r88's clip I feel bad for making fun of her. What's so sad is that she's on her own. Nobody's around. Not friends, not family members, not even a caretaker. She sits by herself and struggles with eating and staying awake.

She was Trump’s original Russian handler. Yes, I know she’s Czech, but back then the former Czechoslovakia was ‘behind the Iron Curtain’

Look at that pig's face. She looks like she's trying to stifle a massive diarrhea fart.

Not even the glue factory will have her.

R98 Well one thing is for sure, she makes MY stomach turn!

OP’s photo of this harridan makes her look like a demented circus clown.

What convinced her that painting her face like that would be attractive? She really looks disgusting.

Maybe she could get work as a Russian whore.

The interview at r75 is painful to watch. Who knew the UK has such vapid, empty-headed hens to fawn over celebrities. Even The View isn't that bad.

[quote] Maybe she could get work as a Russian whore.

I thought that had been her life's work for many decades.

I suspect she'd look marginally better without the makeup.

Reminds me of Ms P. Orridge

Her kids are NEVER seen or photographed with her.

Isn't there a muppet that looks like Ivana Trump?

R112, you mean Janice?

If Ivana removed her make-up, her head would be the size of a lollipop. She'd look like Beetlejuice at the end of the movie.

R91 Let's leave her little scruffy Yorkie out of this. Poor thing probably has a terrible life with her. That dog is adorable, and he didn't even get any pasta.

Mrs. Potato Head has let herself go since Toy Story 3.

Hey, r113! Do NOT in ANY way bring Janice into this!

She looks like a white, empty casserole dish. I wish her a miserable life.

R110 Yes! And she probably also now has a similar gravelly baritone.

Didn't the Immigrant Ivana claim to be rapedby her husband, American Donald. She's clearly confused about who does what to whom?

Wow, I thought that was Divine at first glance.

She looks like a bloated alcoholic.

Drugged up old spaghetti slut looks even better in the still photos over at The Mail. She has bits of noodles on her lips with her eyes closed in a few. She's not even having any of her "vite vine", so WTF is she on so early in the afternoon?

R122 just triggered half the posters on here.

[quote]Isn't there a muppet that looks like Ivana Trump?

🐝 Bee Bold

🐝 Bee Brave

Old age isn't for sissies . . . . . . .

Bee Hive Hairdo

R125 - That's Ivanka !

An intelligence/national security guy I follow on Twitter was "joking" that Marla was Don-don's Soviet handler, and Melania is his Russian handler.

Which is just bonkers enough to be credible.

looks like a 99c store blow up sex doll

Careful, Ivana - you've fallen down again!

R131 She wishes her ass was that smooth.

She'a two-bit whore

I don't know Ivana Trump, and I'm not political in any way, but I do know she used to be stunning looking. Almost more striking than Melania. Something must have happened on the way (alcohol, etc), I don't know - to make her look this way. DM was running the usual "ageless" pics of Jane Seymour yesterday (couple of years older than Ivana I think or anyway, close to her age) and of course Jane looks like a 30 year old. Ivana looks horrid.

R134 Ivana was “stunning looking” only because she was styled with that ridiculous pile of blonde hair. Your suggestion that she was some great beauty is...wrong.

In related news, we know Don-don's in deep shit if he's sending Ivana out to do interviews.

Dictionary definition of alcohol bloat.

She was never "stunning looking". Even back in the 80s she looked like a cheap, tacky golddigger.

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Ivana was a social climber from the start. Before Trump and Leona Helmsley began their feud, she would have them over to her penthouse, and Ivana went out and completely copied Leona's bedroom and style. Obviously the goal for both Donald and Ivana was to de-throne Harry and Leona so they could be the King and Queen of Real Estate in NYC. Leona may have not been the poster child for sweetness and light, but I do love her quote, "I wouldn't trust Donald if he had his tongue notarized."

Well, it is time we pull back the layers of PR and bullshit that he fed the press over the last few decades, including his relationship with Ivana and Marla.

I once sort of admired Ivana - not sure why. Probably because she divorced him and was humiliated by Marla - plus all the PR that was put out about her. But she was no victim.

And yes - she did claim during the divorce that Trump raped her.

If it wasn't for Ivana, we wouldn't have this!

Not only does Ivana not look her age she doesn’t even look her species.

Slavic trash.

R141 - well, Dixie was probably fine about saying that back when Trump was a Dem. If she had lived, she would have been backing Trump all the way. She was a right-wing, social climbing Republican.

Her name was fucking Dixie for crying out loud.

THis asshole wrote in an autobio that her HUSBAND RAPED HER.

It looks like a homeless man in a wig who found a bag of 99 cent lip stick and blue eyeshadow. What a pig.

Best description of how that putrid cunt looks in the whole thread R146. Nice work!

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God, that whole family is whores, thieves, classless trash (referring to Donny's family. Mary Trump is awesome). It's so hilarious to me when low-life white trash (and an immigrant no less who has been here forever and is still barely understandable) acts like they are some prize catch being here while those who aren't white don't belong here. I see it a lot with Italians whose own parents and grandparents don't even speak fucking English.

And today I just figured how where they got Patsy Stone's hairdo.

Patsy Stone was much cooler and better-looking than Ivana. PS also hasn't eaten food since the 1970s and would not get fat like Ivana did.

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Joanna is SEVENTY-THREE in that photo, R153.

Christ.

Is better to eet pasta maid from choolery. Much less messy!

[quote] Joanna is SEVENTY-THREE in that photo, [R153].

She looks great, then. Didn't realize she was 73.

Yuck

When will she have cancer? I’m waiting

Jared Kushner see what your wife will look like in 25-30 years, of course you probably won't be any prize either by then.

She has the face she deserves.

Isn't a nose job supposed to make one's nose smaller? Why is her nose now bigger?

She looks like a PlayDoh creature which melted in the sun.

If only they had never divorced. What a blast it would have been having that as First Lady.

R162 She would've been more entertaining and stylish than that lifeless mannequin we wound up with. That's for sure.

Yuck! My eyes have been raped by an immigrant!

Now that's not fillers, she had embalming fluid injected instead, the heavy duty shit.

Oh, you Mary, that's why Peter and Paul never wanted to reunite with you again!!

Ahahah...that looks like sow who taught gym from my junior high days.

This poor bloated woman continues to comment on whatever remains of her intellect.