Can you just move to Narnia?

Prince Caspian was pretty dreamy

Is Prince Caspian white?

✋💩.

Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

The red tape is just nutty. You'd be better off moving to Oz.

You need at least $5MM in liquid assets.

Eww, no thank you OP. Prince Caspian has stumps instead of feet.

Whatever happened to the white kid with yellow skin from the Narnia films?

I'd rather try my luck with the Wood Between Worlds... there were so many more interesting places hinted at than what Narnia turned out to be.

R4, a wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

[quote]R4 We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens

You can stare at a painting of the Dawn Treader boat. Surely that’s open to all?

[quote]R12 A wardrobe is like a closet, but it’s a piece of furniture, not a tiny room.

We call it an armoire. I’m not sure there’s an agreed upon American word.

You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

It's pretty easy if you have a special professional skill like fighting witches or being white.

Hard pass.

[quote] You can get around some of the immigration rules if you blow Mr. Tumnus

So that’s what “the lamppost” was referring to.

Many don't know that the name "Tumnus" is derived from the word "tumescent"

Yes, Rose, go sit in the wardrobe and wait for the first bus.

Enjoy Hell, Susan.

Dunno if you missed the very obvious allegory, OP, but there is one very simple way you could go to Narnia.

before you get to the two kings and Caspian, you have to get fucked by the bull in the back row.

R20, lmfao

R21 = Louis Tomlinson

You'll have to go back into the closet.

Ugh, why would you? There are always wars and shit, there, just like here. And no fun drugs and sex.

If you’re white and end up in Calormen, you’ll likely be sold to an angry drunk who beats you on the ears

[quote] And no fun drugs and sex.

But there is Turkish delight.

OP should move back to her mother's womb and stay there and never come out again. The best place for her to be.

End of.

End of what, R29?

R22, I'd endure the bull if it meant having Ben Barnes balls deep inside of me

R20 - I shall! With nylons and lipstick and invitations, oh my!

what about King Edmund?

yes, please

Build it, and they will come - -

R30 end of OP's sad, miserable 55-year no-fun life.

I don’t know what those damn kids found so intolerable about living in a remote English manor house full of antiques.

Tasteful friends...?

Tasteful Friends of Narnia, what do we think of this Mid-Regime Modern castle? I love the meutrieres and crenellations but is Beruna a deal-breaker?

R36 is a bitter 45 year old sexless basement dwelling incel who writes himself into his own Narnia fanfic. Kill yourself, R36, you are despised by all.

Burn in Hell, R36.

R39 should be slain on the Stone Table.

With no little mice to nibble through his bonds!

R41 should be garroted with Susan's nylons while being sodomized by the Dawn Treader's prow.

We really can't have nice things.

R43, that ship sailed when Hollywood got its grubby hands on the series

I meant the lackwit fishwives lobbing death threats at each other in this thread, R44.

On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

Uh, I just switched to Team Lipstick.

What the fuck, Aslan? Lucy blew Mr. Tumnus and you're ripping me to shreds over nylons and lipstick? Piss off, you big, overgrown pussy!

I feel like we're already there right now. Always winter, never Christmas.

I did find James McAvoy hot as an animal.

[quote]Not Americans. We don’t call our dressers wardrobes so this is only open to UK citizens.

Or those of us who have an armoire.

Le moron.

It's a chiffarobe.

R51 just accept that Aslan hates Americans. He’s the original xenophobe

only if your chifferobe hasn't been busted up by a hunky black guy

r20, fancy your remembering the games we played as kiddies!

I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

[quote] I remember once reading someone speculate that since all three of Susan's siblings and both her parents were all killed in that British Railways crash, she was probably going to be a lot less shallow from then on.

That's precisely what Lewis responded to kids who wrote to him asking about Susan's fate. See below for part of R45. There isn't really proof he wasn't actually planning to write a book about her, but others have speculated that he intended too and that this was a reasonable explanation as to why Susan's fate was left ambiguous.

[quote] On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan" and I learned that Lewis was planning to write a book just about her. I would like to think it would have shown her becoming a friend of Narnia again, and not her anguished soul cast into the pit for all eternity.

[quote]On a happier note, this thread got me to google "the problem of Susan"

Just don't Google the Conniption of Karen.

One does not simply move to Narnia.