United Airlines Flight Attendants Sue to Work NFL Charter Flights

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What's your point, it's a valid complaint.

The point is that OP is forever-young and beautiful. NFL players would request that OP work on their charter flight if these NFL players were to ever catch a glimpse of OP's natural and youthful good looks.

r2, it is a valid complaint. It will be interesting to see how it plays out. These are charter flights, so do the same rules apply for crew selection as scheduled flights?

Do male FAs ever get to work these flights? Does this expose the underlying hypocrisy of the NFL and is United complicit? All interesting questions to be answered.

I'd pay extra to boot those hags off my flight.

R5, while the plane is on the ground, I hope.

United and those players are such assholes if they care about the age of their FAs. I thought they were there for "safety," not prostitution.

(R7) I agree. Aren't they just going to hit the bar or the nearest club after they land anyways.

R8, I guess they can't stand to go more than 1/2 an hour without young women being served up for their pleasure.

I’m just curious what evidence the plaintiffs have supporting their claim? Do they have anything more than just the fact they haven’t been assigned to a charter flight? The article does not suggest that the plaintiffs have any evidence, although there are probably lots of rumors and suspicions. Discovery should be interesting.

[quote] United and those players are such assholes if they care about the age of their FAs. I thought they were there for "safety," not prostitution.

You thought wrong.

NFL players are looking for BITCHES and HOES in the sky!

NFL players age the worst out of all athletes.

Those NFL players deserve Lucy and Carol.

Somehow, I can't see these ladies waiting on NFL players.

These two should work the flight.

"Wat u want?? U like drinky?? You order now!"

They have a maternal quality that I find quite comforting, r14.

They're the only ones who'd be safe from the players, too.

I'd purposefully put a crew of all gay male flight attendants on those charters

r13, yes!

I work for an airline and charter flights are awarded based on seniority and because they pay double time, it’s always the senior mommas who work them.

Also, kind of obvious, but the senior (older FAs) get first choice on routes. E.g., the Hawaii / LAX / SFO routes tend to have more senior FAs. If you want younger FAs, maybe try Salt Lake City, DFW, etc.

r18, are you referring to this sort?

It's not just about age. United was putting "blondes" on the job -- i.e., no blacks.

That is worse. And odd, as the teams are mostly black.

Good point, R23. I missed the "blonde" part.

Yes, "blondes" wasn't code for "look like Beyonce"

High value black men don't want black women. That's why there's only young blonde flight attendants on those flights. Deal with it.

And they certainly don't want those old expired harpies that give shitty service on international flights.

The teams should just rent jets and staff them with naked strippers and whores.

The problem they have is that United's FAs have a union. And there are rules.