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Do you sing Happy Birthday twice while washing your hands?

If you are singing it out loud might want to wear a mask according to this article or maybe switch to singing in your head.

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2020 12:53 AM

Here's the article.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2020 12:19 AM

I take the far gayer option.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2020 12:21 AM

I hum one-third of the Minute Waltz.

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2020 12:23 AM

I look at the clock over the sink. And time it.

by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2020 12:32 AM

R2 That is truly one of the gayest and most fabulous posts ever put on data lounge.

Perhaps the monologue in which Dorothy told off Stan fot leaving her in the beginning of the Golden Girls series could be next!

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2020 12:53 AM
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