Steve Martin - would you?

Definitely

And he had a good body in his King Tut days

Definitely back then

God yes! He was hot as hell.

I thought he was hot into the early 90's.

And he is packing.

He was very hot in the 70s and 80s--had a great body, and he was handsome in a happy-faced kind of way.

He's infamously a really dour and difficult person when he's not "on."

He looked super fuckable in his younger days

That JAW

Not bad. Could be worse.

100 times yes back in the day. I found a pic of him months back when he was on the stage and you could see a very noticeable bulge....boy is hung!

I loved him in Cars, Trains and Automobiles and Father of the Bride.

Also, horned out for Chevy Chase. I would have done the complete nasty with both of them when they were younger.

He was a good looking guy back in the day, which is unusual for a comedian. Most comedians are very unattractive.

Karen Carpenter had him. In picture 3, you can see he was sporting a nice bulge in his teens.

Karen Carpenter? Really? 'Close to You' Karen Carpenter?

Love her/Hate him, but do not see that couple AT ALL. Wow.

He thought Bernadette was too chunky.

Karen Carpenter never 'had" Steve Martin. R13 is trying (and failing) to be funny.

Even in the film Parenthood, Steve Martin had a NICE bulge.

I love his face. But I commented once that I found a young Walter Matthau hot, and everyone nearly died.

Certainly not. One of the least sexy men alive.

It is well known that Steve is hung. He’s kind of a creep (he tried to fuck a young Maureen McCormick) but I’d have blown him. I’d even blow him now. Saw him at Bright Star when it was in Los Angles and he’s still sexy, IMO. Plus, he LOVES being on the receiving end of oral sex (I know, “who doesn’t?”, but he L O V E S it!) .

I mean.....

Yes - up through the Father of The Bride movies at least!

Yes, and we'd talk about his fabulous art collection, post-coitally.

I loved his premature gray hairiness.

That Jerk?

Good god. After 19 years on this site it took a Steve Martin thread to actually make me HORNY AS HELL!!!!

I am ashamed. But this thread has my juices flowing!

Looks like some guy had him...

[quote] Yes, and we'd talk about his fabulous art collection, post-coitally.

Ugh. I detest post coital cuddling.

I want his everything inside me quite deeply

Yes - I found the pic showing some nice peen!

MY god R28- HE WAS HOT!!!!!!!!!

R29 - took a couple minutes to find but I knew the DLers would love a nice VPL shot!!

HE IS SUPER YUMMY!!

If he every looks on here, I hope you realizes what a smoking hot fox he was....

FUCK! So hot!

"Yes - I found the pic showing some nice peen!"

Not much to show though.

R32- For me it is more his FACE. But I have seen great Steve Martin bulge throughout the years, so I am not worried about that.

Sexy...

R32 you are a liar and a troll. If you don't like the thread so somewhere else.

I can't believe none of us got to sample that

but

Anne Heche DID

A young Walter Matthau. Hmmm. I'm glad that even homely men are found attractive by somebody.

R36, handsome. Love the jacket and bow tie!

Been in LUST with him forever

And still the best post-Carson Oscar host.

R36- SO HOT! He was even more handsome when he was older. Check out the Oscars clip when he won- He had to be 45? He was GORGEOUS and had recently fell off his bike! Hotter, bruised! And so funny.

I always thought he was hot, but I've also heard he's got a very prickly personality.

The last couple of posts are confusing, are we talking about Martin or Matthau? LOL

Matthau- His Oscar. Hot as FUCK to me! Charming! he even gave Shelley Winters a case of HOT PANTS!

I'm gonna guess maybe he wasn't falling off a bike.

But wow, he does look rather debonair there.

Marcia Brady should have hit that.

R44- Right?

Its his vibe- Sexy as FUCK. And he was 47...

Very handsome to me.

And his comic timing in that speech? Hot.

karen carpenter and steve martin dated for a short time... and steve was really into her, but unfortunately big brother richard put a end to that short lived relationship (i'm guessing because he didn't want anyone interfering with the group and maybe he thought steve was too coarse for her and she could do better?)... allegedly, steve was quite broken up when she passed and even now can't and won't talk about her/it....

this is all from the "little girl blue" biography of karen....

Absolutely . I always found him sexy ,and I love the moodiness that comes through even when hes being funny . Very intriguing in a man .

Didn't he show great bulge in Father of the Bride? I seem to remember him parading around in briefs.

WHAT!!!! R49, for real?? I thought those films were SHIT and never dared watch that garbage. Are we talking real, white undies??

I am so horny for Steve Martin after this thread!

R50, yeah. I just looked up to find pics but there is a video instead.

They’d never hire him to host the oscars again because dawn hudson is a pathetic white hating cunt.

He was one of my first crushes when I was a budding gayling in the 80's. It was the first time I found a gray-haired guy attractive and never looked back.

R53, me too and loved a young Chevy Chase.

Steve Martin is indeed handsome, but he doesn’t do anything for me.

Now a young Leslie Nielsen ...

R55, me too. There was a movie were he was making a speech and someone was giving him head behind the podium...as a young gayling, I boned up in a second when that happened!

What movie was THAT?

R57, I don't remember. I think it was a college themed movie where someone was getting him back and when he was in the middle of the speech, the person started giving him head and he couldn't do anything about it...he squired and I think climaxed. (no one could see what was happening)... I remember it was at the end of the movie. It was decades since I saw it. Maybe good his movies and look for a college theme or something like that.

R57 not sure if the question was for me, but just in case, the movie was Tammy & the Bachelor. Here’s more screenshots.

found it

Maybe it was the Naked Gun. I think the speech was outside.

R60 - there you go. I remembered it differently but it got me going. Thanks for finding!!

Ah, that was George Gaynes in R60

I seriously doubt that Steve Martin was besotted by Karen Carpenter. I mean, even when she didn't look like a skeleton she wasn't very attractive and had a totally bland personality. If he ever "dated" her I think it was probably one of those weird things that can happen in the music world and that their "relationship" was very brief. And I doubt Richard Carpenter had to "break it up." If it happened at all it was probably pretty meaningless for both of them.

By the way, Steve Martin also "dated" Linda Ronstadt. In his memoir he tells of going out with her, but being intimidated by her "street smarts" they never had sex. She asked him "do you always go out with women you don't sleep with?" He said "we parted chaste."

R64- You rule.

He's always had a sexy college prep look.

ABSOLUTELY!

OCD.

Fuck! I got all excited at the thought of Steve Martin getting head while giving a speech at a podium!

Google Karen Carpenter and Steve Martin. No one said they were soulmates or engaged to be married, just dated.

I always thought he was hot - shit, I would have done him up until a few years ago. He was sexy in Father of the Bride and many later films.

On the pale side.

"Google Karen Carpenter and Steve Martin. No one said they were soulmates or engaged to be married, just dated."

"Dated" That can mean a lot of things. Maybe he took her out for a burger because the poor thing looked like she needed fattening up. But I doubt they ever had passionate sex or that she stole his heart.

Excellent chest hair placement.

I’ve found him sexy since the 80s. I like the older version of him

I found him sexy as the sadistic dentist in Little Shop of Horrors

Looking totally fuckable here.

in regards to karen carpenter and steve martin, just basing what i posted from the biography i mentioned... sorry, for you doubters, but i think the biographer would know more than you... while no raving gorgeous beauty or sex kitten, karen carpenter was naturally pretty and down to earth maybe that is what steve martin found in her...

They'd only just begun.

I seriously doubt Steve Martin and Karen Carpenter had anything approaching a love affair. I read his memoir and I don't recall him mentioning her at all.

I'm thinking [italic]no[/italic]. He comes across as totally insufferable.

Sadistic prick? Controlling? Closeted? What’s his bag?

Fuck yes! He had a nice body even up to Planes, Trains And Automobiles. And, he's funny. The best lovers have a great sense of humor.

He’s still hot imho and he’s got to be in his 70s now

He probably had to stop going with Karen Carpenter after extensive bruising occurred on his body from her bones banging him during coitus.

I want to know about his cock

Always found him hot as fuck and also slightly scary

Had issues with his father contributing to his grumpy persona. Some on here also speculated in another thread that he's a closet case.

Didn't ex Victoria Tennant say he was lousy in bed?

Victoria Tennant doesn't exactly seem like a firecracker herself. She's so cold she has her period in ice cubes.

True R90. Whatever happened to her? They weren't married for long.

His marriage to Victoria Tennant ended acrimoniously. Supposedly he had to fork over a huge divorce settlement. She basically used him and tossed him aside. A real gold digger.

I'll already stated my attraction numerous times for Steve in this thread. We should maybe to studs from the past. I had a crush on Raymond Burr too. Who transformed into a huge daddy bear with age.

Some Burr history gay influence...