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Imelda Marcos is still going strong at 91

Top that bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2020 1:40 AM

I saw a recent documentary on her a couple of weeks ago called 'The Kingmaker'. I really didn't know anything about her aside from her shoe fetish prior to viewing the film.

By the end of the film my conclusion is she is an evil self deluded cunt. Actually believes she ended the Cold War - I know she isn't the only one who thinks that and as does the equally appalling Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan and Pedo Pope John Paul 11.

The film is worth seeing because everything, all bad, about her comes from her very own mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2020 11:57 AM

Surely she bathes in the fountain of youth. How dark and vibrant the hair! She hasn't aged a bit since I assumed she was dead a good thirty years ago.

And those sleeves really do wonders for here. It's like a painting form the Italian Renaissance!

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by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2020 11:59 AM

I agree with your assessment 1000%, R1.

I'm not surprised she's still alive.

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2020 12:14 PM

R2, She probably still sees herself as this radiant flower. That's why she has never changed her style.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2020 12:18 PM

narcissists live forever

by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2020 12:18 PM

Bitch owes me five million

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2020 12:19 PM

Bitch owes me five million

by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2020 12:19 PM

her skin is pretty damn good though

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2020 12:20 PM

What’s the female of The Picture of Dorian Gray? Could it be The Picture of Dorinda Gray?

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2020 1:31 PM

She is beloved by her peoples.

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2020 2:01 PM

I bet the cunt would no longer be able to crawl up the central aisle of St. Patrick's on her knees.

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2020 2:03 PM

If fat means strong, then she's a muscle man!

by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2020 2:05 PM

Speaking as a woman, that chick looks damn good. She has a double chin. but who doesn't

by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2020 2:07 PM

The old gal is still out on bail pending an appeal for her 2018 conviction and sentence of 11 years in prison for secreting $200 million out of the country to Swiss foundations back in the 70s.

Last year 261 attendees at her birthday celebration were poisoned by the food served.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2020 2:28 PM

That's nothing.

by Anonymousreply 15September 11, 2020 2:33 PM

I'm the real ruling Dragon Lady, even at being dead for over 1200 years!

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by Anonymousreply 16September 11, 2020 3:02 PM

She's vulgar. She's exotic.

She's VULGROTIC!

by Anonymousreply 17September 11, 2020 3:08 PM

@r16, she's quite the ambitious gal, a real go-getter

by Anonymousreply 18September 11, 2020 3:13 PM

That bitch and her entire criminal family should be rotting in prison. Instead they're winning seats in the Philippine Senate, Congress, governorships, mayorships, etc.

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by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2020 3:14 PM

Does her ankle monitor match her shoes?

by Anonymousreply 20September 11, 2020 3:31 PM

I wonder if she'd give me some cash if I asked nicely (and dressed like a street urchin).

by Anonymousreply 21September 11, 2020 3:38 PM

Is her shoe collection still fabulous? 💅🏻

by Anonymousreply 22September 11, 2020 3:46 PM

My favorite Imelda moment:

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by Anonymousreply 23September 11, 2020 3:50 PM

[quote] She is beloved by her peoples.

About 25 years ago, back when I spent money more freely, I was in Manila, staying at the Mandarin Oriental. I was in the club lounge having breakfast when I looked up and saw this strikingly attractive, perfectly-dressed woman enter the lounge. She was warmly greeted by another woman and they went to a table, had coffee and talked for awhile. Afterward, I asked the attendant if she was who I thought she was and she confirmed it was indeed Imelda Marcos.

I couldn't wait to tell everyone I knew that I saw Imelda Marcos in person, but every one of them was either disgusted or just unimpressed. Finally, someone took me aside and told me she was reviled by most people there and it would be best if I just didn't mention her name at all.

by Anonymousreply 24September 11, 2020 4:02 PM

Bitch stole my song

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by Anonymousreply 25September 11, 2020 4:07 PM

She should be rotting in fucking prison. Instead she was elected to their House of Representatives and her daughter is now a Senator.

by Anonymousreply 26September 11, 2020 4:11 PM

R23 This video has Imelda herself describing the assassination attempt on her. When the guy took out the blade, she wondered who he was trying to kill, not yet realizing it was she. She then was disappointed that he chose such an ugly blade; it should've been prettier.

She felt divine intervention saved her, since she had always been such a generous and giving person. After this incident, she resolved to become even more giving, to become "selfless," from which, thereafter, she was able to accomplish many great things.

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by Anonymousreply 27September 11, 2020 4:29 PM

I’m as tough as old shoe leather.

by Anonymousreply 28September 11, 2020 5:36 PM

She's no Carrie Bradshaw.

by Anonymousreply 29September 11, 2020 6:06 PM

Evil people never die. You can't kill them with a nuke.

by Anonymousreply 30September 11, 2020 8:08 PM

You can tell that pussy is still getting lots of action. She's probably being banged by one of the young guards keeping her under house arrest daily.

by Anonymousreply 31September 11, 2020 9:15 PM

In 1989, I took a tour of Malacañan Palace, from which the Marcoses fled in the dead of night, during the People Power Revolution only three years prior. Besides the infamous shoe collection, I remember the elaborate grand chapel just off her bedroom, which had a large floor to ceiling mirror, so that when she prayed to Jesus she could glance at her own reflection.

Leading from the chapel was a sitting room, followed by her dressing room, which had a vanity mirror framed with light bulbs like an old Hollywood star's, and goddess Imelda portraits and paintings, and busts and statuettes in gold, bronze, and ivory. And on the other side of the dressing room, was her spacious bedroom with an oversized bed large enough to sleep six side to side. The woman lived like a queen, at the people's expense. Yet she viewed herself as their benefactor, protector and saviour. Narcissism, thy name is Imelda.

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by Anonymousreply 32September 12, 2020 1:44 AM

Without the fancy hairdo and expensive dress, I I don’t think she would look that great. She looks like any other 91-year-old Filipino grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 33September 12, 2020 12:55 PM

She acted like a high percentage of people would if they gained access to massive amounts of money. Just look at big lottery winners. Some of them win tens of millions of dollars and within a few short years they're penniless because they go wild spending money.

Money is a disease, not unlike alcohol, for some people.

by Anonymousreply 34September 12, 2020 1:05 PM

[quote] Money is a disease, not unlike alcohol, for some people.

Believe it or not, I've never heard it put quite that way. That makes a lot of sense, especially when you look at people in the Trump orbit. Most of them have far more than the rest of us will ever have, and yet, for them, it's never enough.

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2020 12:58 AM

There was an old woman who lived in a pile of shoes...

by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2020 1:10 AM

She is holding on to life until she can make up her mind which shoes she will be buried in.

TBH, she looks better at 91 than Madonna today.

by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2020 1:27 AM

Something tells me that her will is going to have a clause that after death, her shoes are changed daily, even after she rots.

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2020 1:40 AM
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