Let's be Queensland, Australia

I'm Kerri-Anne Kennerley.

I'm Lisa Curry-Kenny.

I'm the Great Barrier Reef!

I'm Lady Flo's famous pumpkin scones.

I'm the tropical rainforest.

I’m Sin City and Briz Vegas and Where the Bloody Hell Are Ya?

I'm a coastal taipan snake, the third most venomous terrestrial snake in the world, worse than a black mamba or a king cobra. As YouTuber Viperkeeper says, 'taipans don't start fights, they finish them'.

I'm Q1, the tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere.

I'm the snowy winters.

I'm Port Douglas, where Bill Clinton was on September 11, 2001.

Local news:

I’m the Queen here

Bill's dinner:

I'm the Cassowary, a.k.a. "The Living Dinosaur"!

Piss me off, human, and I'll gut you like a trout.

I was Amazons and I was too much fun for just one day.

And now a DFO dances on my grave.

I'm the beautiful (and secluded) Seven Mile Beach, just steps from the Sheraton Mirage hotel (seen in R10's clip).

I'm the gympie gympie, otherwise known as the Suicide Plant. One of the world’s most venomous plants

Link here

I'm World Expo '88. I gave Queensland its monorail and Sky Needle.

Bloody R4 beat me to it.

R18 The Queen opened me!

I'm the Premier of Queensland Annastacia Palasczuk. Some of my pwn colleagues think I'm a moron.

I'm Florida minus the Spanish, the Latinos, the Cubans, Spanish Revival architecture, Art Deco, the Everglades, the Keys and hot gay men.

Otherwise known as "a fucking racist shithole".

We're the cast of Dracula's Cabaret.

We can't believe it's come to this.

I'm the state of contrasts.

I'm the lowest common denominator of the human species x 5 million.

I'm Pauline Hanson a Queensland girl through and through. Join my party, support me, become one with me. We are one nation.

The whole country seems like a bore

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I'm Coolangatta (A/K/A Porpoise Spit)

I'm the misplaced anger.

I'm Cairns. Queensland's tropical city in the far north. Are there any Qldrs who would care to explain the difference between Cairns, Townsville, and Port Douglas and which is the nicest place to live?

I’m the fascination for all things Aussie, especially its hunky men.

^ I’m one of the hunky samples found on Double Island Point.

R31 All three towns are in the tropical cyclone zone. Cairns gets the worst of it, about every two, three years, a cyclone barrels through. Tropical Cyclone Yasi in 2011 whomped both Townsville and Cairns causing close to 100 million Aussie in damage. Whatever town you live in, it's far-north Qld. Pub on every corner. Petrol station on every other corner. Not much else. Lots of Japanese tourists in Port Douglas, who are willing to pay lots of money to see thousands of square kilometers of fuck nothing.

I'm Mt Isa. The homophobic North Queensland mining town with its own Mardi Gras.

Addendum to R34:

Forgot the weather in far-north Qld. Think Houston or Atlanta in July. Hot and WAY humid. Now double it. That's far-north Qld.

I heard Port Douglas had some nice and stylish resorts to stay at. They were the ones Christopher Skase built before he fled the country, weren't they?

The Port Douglas resorts were built mainly for the Japanese tourists. I think Skase only built the Sheraton Mirage. There was a government-initiated money-making scheme for a time to build a "multifunction polis" in Qld to attract heavy-duty Japanese and East Asian investment. It fell apart when Aussies started complaining about possible Asian invasion/settlement.

I'm closed at 5pm

I'm this hot piece of arse:

[quote]I'm closed at 5pm

. . . Sorry, mate, we're closed Sundays.

This colony at the extremity of the empire was named for me.

I'm told there's another colony on this very same island which is also named for me.

I sent my son on a tour of these independent colonies but one of their colonial Mad Irishmen shot him.

I'm the crocodiles, mate, and I'd I don't care if I have wombat or human for lunch!

R21 The rank and file pronounce her surname as Palla-shay; the sceptics pronounce it as Palla-chook.

I am the dying Great Barrier Reef

I'm another fucking shark attack.

R45 The Great Barrier Reef has been fading for half a century.

It is being eaten by some mysterious creature but the locals do nothing about it.

I'm the Mooloolaba pregnancy hoax.

....

I'm Sandgate District State High School.

My alumni includes grand slam champion Wendy Turnbull, Kerri-Anne Kennerley and Courtney Act.

I’m the rugged manly bush guide, quietly patronizing the two American homo tourists, who screamed like a little girl when he found a leech on his rugged manly thigh.

I'm the 25 (twenty-five) active Covid-19 cases.

I'm the Talbot Islands. I'm Queensland's and Australia's most northerly settlement, four kilometers south of Papua New Guinea.

I'm a cyclone, and I'm headed straight for your banana plantations.

I'm Dunk Island. A glamourous resort island in the Great Barrier Reef associated with '80s excess and luxury, wiped out by Cyclone Yasi in 2011 and since deserted. I'm about to launch a massive comeback to put me back on the map.

I'm the Bogan who use "me" instead of "my"

I'm Noosa. The only QLD destination classy enough for Liberal ladies Trude and Prue.

I'm the Queen Street Mall

I'm the politically correct new name of the state.

R58 Fuck that is ugly.

I'm the Kuranda Scenic Railway.

I'm actually pretty interesting and worthy of a day trip out from Cairns.

I'm the rest of the world wondering what the heck is something called Queensland?

Well we have to wonder what something called Covfefe is.

I'm the Honey Badger.

I'm Wolfman and Honey Badger is a wannabe.

I'm Mount Buggery! I overlook the Terrible Hollow!

Okay, I'm not in Queensland, I'm in the mountains of Victoria, in the south of Australia. But I thought you bitches ought to know that a place called Mount Buggery actually exists.

R10 I remember that visit clearly. Bill and Hillary had holidayed in Port Douglas in 1996 and were relaxed and happy, they were able to walk along the beach and visit places in town with no hassle from locals and only minimal secret service protection. Totally tragic that Bill's second visit was not a happy one.

As a sidelight to R66, there used to be an Australian TV show called Club Buggery, with comedians Roy and H.G. (on network TV, mind you!).

Mike Meyers appeared on it, and said it was because he had to be able to go home and tell everyone he had.

I'm the Palazzo Versace. I am shit.

I'm The Sunshine Coast aka Bogan Paradise.

I'm the many venomous snakes.

I'm COVID19 circulating in small amounts around Brisbane at the moment looking for my big break out into the wider community very very soon.

I'm the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.

I love that term "bogan"

I'm Queensland soap opera 'Paradise Beach', starring Matt Lattanzi and Tiffany Lamb. Although you'd think with a name like Tiffany Lamb she'd be a New Zealander.

I'm the picture below that links to the fan page celebrating Jon Bennet in 'Paradise Beach'.

He changed his name later when ethnic names became popular and dropped his pants for 'Spartacus'.

I’m Brian Cox, perfecting my corrupt patriarch routine on the THE STRAITS.

I'm a Lamington, Queensland's sole contribution to world cuisine

I'm the city of Cleveland, Ohio, wondering what the fuck a Lamington is supposed to be.

I'm Magic Mountain.

Did you know that Kiwis have a Lamington-flavoured chips? It's supposed to taste as gross as it sounds.

I'm beautiful one day, perfect the next.

I’m another shrimp thrown on the barbie.

I’m the flora and fauna. I am going to fuck you up soo bad.