Let's Post Pictures of Hot Brits

Perhaps we dwell on Harris Dickinson?

Hugh Skinner

Three responses. Thread closed.

Short thread.

Josh O'Connor - sort of a goofy-handsome face... very appealing.

Thread's been up for 2 hours, and no-one's posted the obvious? Well, let me.

Never heard of Ben Hardy, but he gives Tom a run for the money.

Harper’s is living up to its “bizarre” reputation with its top few...

Sex on a stick - Tom Hardy

Amazing how a few years and terrible writing can change public perception. Five years ago, he would have been the go-to.

He deserves more than one pic.

The hottest of all the hot guys

...of yesteryear.

BB

Oliver Jackson Cohen

Grenfell Tower

Sam Strike

Bradley James

I will never understand why British men are so much better looking than British women.

Who is that R11?

LOL R21, if you’re serious, it’s Kit Harington, the star of Game of Thrones.

These Brits were so hot they went swimming in the fountain in Trafalgar Square

Thanks R22. I know the name, just never watched the show. And for some reason I thought he had short hair.

I don’t think it gets any better than this.

🥰🥰🥰🥰

There were lots of Hot Brits in India as they insisted on wearing formal western style clothes in the tropical heat

I've seen Harris in Beach Rats and Postcards from London. Postcards is a Pasolini/Fassbinder lite art movie in which Harris plays a time-traveling rent boy / artist's muse. He's beyond delicious - so milky and wholesome of face but such a solid frame. You don't see many movies that are such flat out worshipping of young male beauty. Corny, but effective.

R28, is Harris nude in that?

Fighting off Nazi in the Sahara Desert guaranteed you'd find some Hot Brits under Montgomery in WW2

He's also in the Maleficent movies, which are snooze fests to me, and he's not very well photographed.

These-hot-as-in-temperature jokes just don’t get old!!

Well he is but I don't remember if we see peen or not. He poses in tableau vivants of important paintings. It's a very kitsch movie but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Joe Doyle

The things I would do to and for Henry Cavill....he is perfect.

Matt Stokoe

Jonathan Bailey

Dominic Cooper.

Let's go play in my hot box.

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

Alex Pettyfer is cheeky!

Charlie Blond

James Lock

[quote] I will never understand why British men are so much better looking than British women.

The thing about British men is that they hit a wall at some point between 35 and 40. They are as hot as the sun, then it all falls apart.

R44 I think that is such an odd thought...Elizabeth Taylor, Vivien Leigh, Kate Bush, Victoria Beckham, Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta Jones, Olivia Newton-John, Audrey Hepburn...there are so many beautiful British women, ranging from classically gorgeous to offbeat pretty, right off the top of my head.

When I first saw Cavill, it was Tudors, and my jaw fell open.

R15 Too ugly for Dorian Gray which is why the movie flopped.

R16 Very banal look that is very common in Sweden, Eastern Europe etc.

Ugly? I think Ben Barnes is gorgeous.

The movie flopped because Dorian Gray is a great read thanks to Oscar Wilde’s brilliant writing, but it’s not a great story for the screen. Wilde’s writing doesn’t translate to movies much better than Fitzgerald’s does.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R48 Wasn’t Dorian Gray supposed to be a stunner who gets every served on a silver plate because of his looks? Ben is not bad-looking, but his looks are not exciting at all. There are tons of guys with his look in Scandinavia and Eastern Europe, or on IG everywhere....

R49 Ooookay...please share examples of nationalities of people who have no flaws.

Reeve Carney was a very good Dorian Gray, in Penny Dreadful.

R51 At least American or Korean Celebrities get everything fixed until it’s flawless.

R50 That’s the problem with a story like Dorian Gray. You can read about a character like that and project your idea of perfect onto it, including the person’s demeanor and voice, etc., but it can’t be realized. I think Ben Barnes is really attractive and also has sex appeal, but obviously some don’t agree. If they had cast some Instaho beefcake, that would be a lot of people’s ideal dude today but it would absolutely kill the story for me. Young Ryan Phillippe seems like he would have been a good fit, but he speaks like he’s a little slow or something and that would have taken away from the perceived perfect looks and charisma of the character. You can write someone ideal looking, but people don’t agree on what looks ideal and it just doesn’t really translate visually.

This is who was cast as Dorian Gray in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina...

The real thread on this topic

Oi! fit builder! Oi! oi!

I think all three modern Dorians have been very attractive. Hurd Hatfield was no looker.

R54 Yes, the sandards for Dorian Gray should be very very high. I would cast this model, who is also likely gay btw.

The Treadaway twins

Russell Brand

R58 He is attractive but to me he looks very ‘guy next door.’ I don’t see any otherworldly, dangerous charm there...But maybe you do. That’s my point about such a universally charming character being cast by a real person.

Joshua Bowman

[quote]Thanks [R22]. I know the name, just never watched the show. And for some reason I thought he had short hair.

He does now.

As for R11, I don't think the show's ending has changed anything for Harington who is up next in the MCU. He's still gorgeous. The Harpers Bazaar link above your post is 6 years old and Harington and Cavill are the hottest in their mostly not-handsome list. I can't help but find Cavill bland, though.

Oh yes, R62! I forgot all about him.

Froy's position is gonna be in danger with some of these twinks when he leaves!

Dan Stevens

Kit with short hair again.

I second the Treadaway twins. Harry was really good in Penny Dreadful, too.

Richard Rankin

Speaking of how British people age...I am 42. 15 years ago or so I was on Manhunt and although I am not beautiful at all, I did ‘find my light’ and my angles and I was pretty damned photogenic a lot of the time. (I was also 25ish, which is prime attractive period, and was working out a lot at the time.) Anyway, for a couple of years, so many guys sent me messages complimenting my features and telling me I was ‘exotic’ looking and asked my ethnicity. I found it so funny because I am a plain white bitch—according to Ancestry DNA, 60 percent British, 36 percent Irish and 4 percent Norwegian. So I would tell everyone who asked to guess, and I got everything from Spanish to Moroccan to Middle Eastern to Russian. Even though my hair is medium brown and my eyes are gray...I guess I am ‘swarthy’ like a lot of British people are.

Those years are long gone, and I have aged exactly as people above say Brits age. The glory days are long gone!

Mark Bonnar

Rupert Penry-Jones

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Julian Morris

Freddie Stroma. He's hot in the 80s Frat Comedy villain way.

Dan Osborne

James Murray

Rufus Sewell was very handsome when he was young but something about the way his face has aged *really* does it for me.

Jamie Glover

Jack Whitehall

Tom Hughes

Nigel Barker

Will Mellor

ATJ and his cock.

JJ Feild

Re-posting ATJ.

Tom Hughes certainly has the English look. Was/is a model and gives great Blue Steel.

Funny you should mention Stroma, R74 - I was watching him in Game of Thrones last night, as the first Dickon Tarly, and watching him speak, his mannerisms are so incredibly reminiscent of Colin Firth, it was really kind of weird. Like, he could play a younger version of Firth. But I like him in everything I've seen him in.

Zayn Malik

Raza Jaffrey

Theo James

Paris Etoria

Jamie Dornan

Dylan Garner

Tom Ellis

Luke Newberry

Leigh Halfpenny

David Beckham

Wait - There are hot Brits?

Edward Holcroft

Oliver Reed

Connor Swindells

David Dawson

Zach Pinsent

How could you forget me?

Some of you need to review the meaning of "hot".

Matthew Goode

Reeve Carney isn't British, he's American. The late Art Carney was his great-uncle

Rupert Graves

Do they count?

Not my type at all, but I do like him and I totally get the appeal...

Jason Statham

Idris Elba

I remember when Jonathan Rhys Meyers appeared alongside Tom Cruise in one of those Mission Impossible movies, and everybody was like "Fuck Tom Cruise, who's THAT guy? That FACE!!!! Those EYES!!!!"

And then I remember a few years later when Jonathan Rhys Meyers appeared alongside Henry Cavill in "The Tudors", and everybody was like "fuck Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who's THAT guy? That FACE!!!! That ASS!!!!"

But for a brief, shining moment, he was the "It" Brit.

Big Troy from West Yorkshire

I love Paul aka jockedupgeek

Interesting how not a single Brit on this thread shows he teeth

What are you implying?

R113 Jonathan Rhys Myers is Irish, from Dublin. Ireland is not part of Britain.

R116 Incorrect.

Yay you found one!!

Scot Williams

Theo James is half Greek so he may be able to hang in there.

Cary Grant was the hottest for his time, and he got better with age according to Audrey Hepburn.

I went through this whole thread and not one of you bitches posted about me, I'm fucking fuming.

I think out of the ones posted in here so far, Henry Cavill, Jason Statham, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Leigh Halfpenny would certainly get it. The others are all pretty meh to me.

Jude Law in The Talented Mr Ripley was absolutely stunning

Tom Brittney.

You'd let him stick it in you.

As a lover of Shakespeare and circumcised penis, Ben Crystal does it for me.

How do you know he prefers circumcised penis, r127?

R128 I prefer circumcised penis. It doesn’t matter so much what he prefers since he will just be sitting back and I will be on my knees.

David Oakes

Not my type but typical DL type.

Richard Rankin.

another Rankin.

I love OP's pic. Sooo gay.

Ed Skrein

I love Iwan.

But then they open their mouths and talk like Eric Blore.

But what you [italic]said[/italic] , r129...

Technically he's Welsh but swoon Tom Cullen.

R139 Lots of Welsh guys in this thread. They belong, being British.

Poshy Charlie:

R116: here’s one for ya

[quote]Interesting how not a single Brit on this thread shows he teeth

That's so American and looks fake and weird to us.

More Posh twats with good teeth: Drummond Money-Coutts aka DMC the Magician aka the future 10th Baron Latymer

Julian Morris

Guys, how could you forget me?

Tom Glynn Carney

Mark Umbers

Northern Irish, so Liam counts.

Ralph Fiennes

Ralph smiling for the Britmouth shamer.

And Joseph Fiennes, of course.

More recent pic of DL Fave Ben Barnes

Douglas Booth

Tom Hopper

Tom Hopper giving teeth.

You Dahncy

Julian Morris

Tom Daley

Another vote for Oliver Reed.

Danny Schwarz

Harry Judd (Musician)

More Harry Judd

And the most Harry Judd

Alex Pettyfer

David Gandy

Davis Gandy

Joel "Dom Me" Dommett

Arthur "Chattyman" Chatto

Josh Bowman again just because

Oi! Cocky Paddy O’Brian!

And porny Mark London and Gabriel Cross.

This thread is just one person posting to entertain himself, isn't it?

r173, no.

Edward Holcroft

Former DL Fave James Longman

Alistair Appleton

Fitness instructor Jack Hanrahan:

Kim K’s hairstylist-cum-bosom pal Chris Appleton:

Hunky @tommy.wsearle

Barrister Benji Winch:

Mark Ronson:

Freddie Flintoff

Hugh Dancy back in the day

Freddie Fox

Matthew Beard

Yet no Stymie Matthew Beard?

Outrageous!

Otis Ferry (son of Bryan Ferry)

[quote]Freddie Fox

I thought Freddie was hot in that Russell T. Davies show where he gets fucked in the kitchen by Con O'Neil. But I don't really think he's all that handsome. Maybe he's only sexy with the proper lighting and makeup?

Calum Chambers

Lucian Laviscount

[quote]I thought Freddie was hot in that Russell T. Davies show where he gets fucked in the kitchen by Con O'Neil. But I don't really think he's all that handsome. Maybe he's only sexy with the proper lighting and makeup?

His father was handsome as fuck.

David Gandy, the hottest.

David Gandy

so was his uncle

I can't see anyone posting a photo of Freddie's cousin Laurence here. Unless they're a proud boy.

So funny...10 years ago, Prince Harry would have been the first post. Now...is he even British anymore?

And 20 years ago, Prince Harry was thought of as swoony by many. How time changes us!

Timmy @timworlock_pt

R198: isn’t that William?

R188 I think his brother Tara looks better.

....

Tara and dad Bryan:

Callum Blue

I have never gotten the Callum Blue thing.

Callum Blue looks good in "As If".

Matthew McNulty