Jared Kushner Has No Ass

No ass = big dick

He deserves to have his non-existent ass spanked.

I bet he’s got one hell of a hole!

Where's a speeding truck when you need one?

"Jared Kushner Has No Ass"

Trump is enough of an ass for all the family, including the in-laws.

He has no cock either. He's repulsive.

He's shaped like a surfboard. Flat in front, flat in the back.

Who are the two fraus in the pic?

I bet Ivanka's clit is bigger than Jared's cock.

Not enough time to exercise with brokering the UAE and Israel peace agreement.

The first-ever commercial flight from Tel Aviv to Abu Dhabi is set to take place on Monday, with Israeli and US officials taking off to finalize the peace deal between the Jewish state and the United Arab Emirates.

The 737-900 El Al aircraft, named Kiryat Gat in honor of the southern town, will have 16 Business Class seats, with one aisle. With several dozen onboard, including senior adviser to President Donald Trump, Jared Kushner, some of the officials will have to sit in Economy Class.

The flight will most likely go over Saudi Arabia, marking the first time the Israeli national carrier gets a green light for such a path. The flight will last about 3 hours.

The Emirati hosts are also gearing up for the historic occasion and have already made sure that the Israeli officials will get kosher food. Israel Hayom has learned that the royal family has even contacted the well-known Orthodox Union organization, through the local Jewish community, to ensure that it sends proper mashgichim (kashrut supervisors) who would be on hand to ensure that the Jewish dietary law is followed at the hotel hosting the Israelis and where many meetings will take place.

American media has shrugged it off for riot coverage but it's a pretty big deal.

Ivanka sure has some bony, shapeless old lady legs.

R11, so does Jared.

I’m sure posters here have PLENTY of fat ass to share.

Jared has no conscience. I do not care about his ass.

Ironic then that he's a HUGE asshole

they are sociopaths.

He's got a hairy hole, that's for sure.

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Jared still had life in his face. Now he is a devil doll from the crypt.

Look at the bony ass knee on the bitch. Imagine having that run into you while trying to sleep. 😫

Since the father-in-law has stolen my heart and tickles my fancy, giving JK some "G" at this point in time, would be improper.

How can you tell what his ass is like from that photo? Op needs to think before he posts.

On the contrary, Jared has plenty ass. It's all sitting on top of his shoulders.

Yes he does. But he calls it Father in law.

Personally I find Jared physically very appealing (except in creepy, waxy skin shots where you see he doesn't seem to have any pores). But his personality is very, very off. That's why, even though I find him physically attractive, I wouldn't if I had the chance.

Fey transsexual freak

Not everyone can be as thicc as Mark Zuckerberg, OP.

R21, "How can you tell what his ass is like from that photo?"

Did you not read the title of this thread? The assertion (no pun intended) is that Jared has no ass. To make a descriptive statement about his non-existent ass would make as much sense as to say that "the current king of France looks like shit."

No, he has a big, accommodating ass and shithole, I have sodomized him

R28, the ass is not accommodating. The shithole is though, from years and years of Ivanka pegging it.

Bird legs

Dead eyes.

He also has no soul.

People with no asses are weirdos

Is Jared a diaper fetishist?

He's one of my types. Skinny Jewish guys. Yummers!

The UAE junket is all about that nation being able to buy fighter planes from the US.

He has not aged well.

[quote] He's one of my types. Skinny Jewish guys. Yummers!

I went to high school with a lot of guys like that. They did nothing for me sexually (I was too busy drooling over the Asian and Latino guys), but some of those skinny guys with no butts had huge cocks (cut, of course)

My impression from the pic at OP is that they are both in love with themselves.

Even if someone informed them that they were corrupt, soulless whores -- they'd never believe them.

He also has no soul.

Lizards in human skin...the scaliness and cold-bloodedness comes through in the photo of him and his mate.

I think you can better see in this pic that Jared has no ass to speak of.

This man is so fucking hot. I want his twinky muscular body here to worship from head to toe!

Weird...that was taken outside of their house. I live relatively close to them and walk by it regularly (or I did before COVID) and have never seen them. The block is obviously surrounded by big black security SUVs because that rickety little metal stanchion around their house that you can view in the OP photo isn't exactly first-rate security.

I wonder if this was done as a photo op. I've never seen any photographers in the neighborhood, so the timing of them actually emerging from their home without a vehicle, plus paparazzi standing at the ready to photograph them, plus the smiles on their fresh faces, suggests to me that this was staged.

Nike should sue for defamation of brand.

He deserves to be whipped by angry lesbians.

Flat as a pancake r42. Nothing you can do about that really. Ivanka doesn't look as big hipped in that pic as she has in others I have seen.

More important, he's evil.

People here care about body, R47, not soul.

Dead eyes.

He just seems so sexless.

He's got lucky legs.

Lucky they don't snap off and go straight up his nonexistent flat ass.

He has no ass because he is a lizard person, and reptiles have cloacas, not butts.

R41 & R52 - are you implying that Jews are Illuminati lizard people?

R53, Are you implying that lizard people can't pretend to be Jewish, or any other religion?

When you are an ass you don't need an ass.

Can we pause for a moment to soak in the reality that mainstream public consciousness now is debating whether lizard people are exclusively Jewish, or whether the soulless lizard people who run the world might be masquerading as any kind of human being?

This is now a thing that average, everyday people discuss and debate.

We're not in the plain of reality any longer.

R56: calling into question the reality of lizard people is exactly what a lizard person would do

messy bms

What kind of Jew is he? Or Stephen Miller? They put up with the administration’s links to anti Semitic groups and they don’t say or do a damned thing.

They're the kind who support the state of Israel, including its corrupt quasi-dictator, and also support American leadership that has given rise to unprecedented levels of antisemitism among the populace and among certain press outlets.

Richard Spencer is an antisemite who gave the Nazi salute and led "Heil Trump! Hail Victory!" chants to American Nazis days after Trump was elected.

Richard Spencer coordinate the Unite the Right Nazi + KKK rally in Charlottesville, and gave Trump credit for being able to do it. Trump famously said there are good people on Spencer's side.

The White House refused to acknowledge that Jewish people were killed in the Holocaust when it issued its first recognition of Holocaust Remembrance Day. When challenged, the White House refused to cave to pressure to acknowledge the murders of Jewish people because, they said, other people were killed, too, and it's not right to single out any given population. This is while (Jewish) Kushner and (Jewish) Miller were advising Trump.

Trump's campaign was led by Steve Bannon (now in prison), who reinvented Breitbart as a popular household name brand that catered to white supremacists. He hired Milo Yiannopoulos and helped to make him famous. We now know that Yiannopoulos claimed Jewish heritage as a cover for his own Nazism. He was caught on video singing "America the Beautiful" while Richard Spencer gave the Nazi salute to him. He used a variation of "Kristallnacht" as an email password at Breitbart and assured white supremacist leaders via his Breitbart email that Breitbart and Trump were working in their interests. He led a "Gays for Trump" rally and recruited young people and gay people to vote for Trump, all the while pushing white supremacy messaging. He wrote articles saying he chose Catholicism over his Jewish heritage because it's superior. He's a Nazi connected to Bannon, the Mercers, and who worked specifically to get Trump elected while communicating with white supremacists.

Sebastian Gorka worked as deputy assistant to Trump, and he belonged to a white supremacy Nazi legacy group and wore their emblem on his attire while serving in his federal office.

Ivanka and Jared send their children to a Jewish day school in Washington, D.C.

2019 saw the greatest number of anti-Semitic hate crimes in the United States on record, according to the Anti-Defamation League.

I don't feel like Trump is that difficult to figure out at this point. He has given his pathologies and his manipulations away.

I can't figure out Kushner and Miller. Maybe Stephen Miller is a Milo Yiannopoulos type. He's too private to really know his motivations. Kushner comes from a family who reportedly are deeply invested in their Jewish heritage, to the point they even pressured him to break up with Ivanka Trump because she was not Jewish.

But how and why Kushner is empowering this rise of actual American Nazism given his upbringing and his family ties is really mind numbing. I believe Trump amassed huge amounts of debts to foreign oligarchs who invested in his company when banks refused to do so because of his history of failures. So if Trump is working in the interest of his financiers, even at the cost of destroying his own country, that makes sense in a very coldly rational way. It's not mysterious at all. If you assume that Trump has loads of debts to Russian oligarchs--who are representatives of the Russian government--then it makes absolute sense that Trump would do Putin's bidding. Russia does not fuck around. You mess with them, you get served polonium tea or you get run over in front of a government building. An "oops" with a knowing smirk.

So the *only* thing I can imagine is that Kushner is likewise indebted to Russian and Saudi, and possibly Israeli, organized crime operations. It makes sense given his family business history. His 666 Park Avenue building investment reportedly brought on an incredible amount of debt that came due, which the Kushner family did not have capital to pay off, and yet they finally sold it to a real estate conglomerate headquartered in Bermuda. Kushner visits Saudi Arabia's crown prince as a personal friend. He likewise does not criticize Russia. The one thing that both the Kushners and Trump really seem to value is money. So is Kushner sacrificing his country and empowering antisemites and white supremacists because of financial deals? It's the only thing that makes sense to me.

Some people still don't understand that sociopaths do not care about issues other than themselves and their own agenda. All this lizard, secret society, hot button issue bullshit are just means to manipulate the masses into a certain direction that suits the few's agenda.

You really think guys like Trump or Kushner care about Jews or Zionism? They are just tools they use to get what they want.

Civil disobedience. Refusing not to play the few's game. That's the ticket out of this shit-fest.

Or you could see it as it’s all ass...

Jared and Ivanka really were made for one another, as heirs to their criminal real-estate mogul fathers' companies. It's not possible that either of them was raised with any moral sensibility or any respect for legal or ethical boundaries.

It's also interesting that people persist in retelling this false story of "the good Democrat brother and the bad Trumpian brother," believing that Joshua Kushner is a better person. It's preposterous. He's a grand-scale slum lord who runs the Kushner real estate company (He's his father, who went to prison for criminal fraud.), and Jared is his business partner. They co-profit in their family's misdeeds.

So does Karlie Kloss Kushner. KKK has adamantly denied any association with her in-laws, and has adamantly said she is a liberal person who cares about all things good and decent. She's arguably pretty and so believe have bought into that.

It's funny because before she was the adviser to the American fuhrer, Ivanka adamantly said she is a liberal person who cares about all things good and decent. She was arguably pretty and so people believed and bought into that.

I just read an essay last week after the RNC in which someone said that they willed themself to believe that Ivanka really was the good, liberal daughter who was in the White House to keep her father in line, but now (It took all this?!?!) they can no longer believe in Ivanka's goodness.

People. Are. Fucking. Stupid.

Jared Kushner IS an ass.

Blow-up dolls have more sex appeal than this hairless little ladyboy.

He looks like a standard female eurotrash heroin chic model.

He actually does look like someone you'd expect to find under all the makeup and wigs on the first episode of a Drag Race season...he might give someone like Gigi Goode some competition. I bet he can bounce for quite a while with his legs split.

R44 and everyone else. Are you all fucking idiots? The pic is over 3 years old.

It's been 3 years and he still has no ass. Yet, he is a walking ass. It's a timeless dichotomy.

Does Jared's brother have an ass?

But, he's got nice toes that I'd like to suck. Perhaps we could do that when we're in prison.

Jared Kushner is so refined.

He has no dick and no behind.

Is he a Jewish pedophile like Epstein?

He may get some gluteal implants. He's already had an eye lift and he takes really good care of the skin on his face. I can see him getting subtle ass implants.

R75, that's not an ass implant, that's a wedgie

He has no anything

No ass

No soul

No morals

No sense of decorum

[quote] American media has shrugged it off for riot coverage but it's a pretty big deal.

R10, as someone who is well-versed in the geopolitical situation in the region, the normalization of diplomatic ties between Israel and the UAE is just a public face being put on a decades long relationship. Quite a lot of trade occurs between the two countries, or at least from Israel to the UAE because the Emiratis don’t really manufacture anything, and has for years. It’s all historically been laundered through other middle-man countries, Bulgaria primary among them, and then sent in to the Emirates.

So no, it is not a big deal.

[quote] The pic is over 3 years old.

He looks even worse now.

Ivanka & Jared

R81, they have strangely elongated bodies -- like those funhouse mirrors.

If R81 were closed captioned: "Is this convincingly heterosexual? They're gonna report that I touched your butt, right?"

It's not that he is ugly per se. As much as I despise him, he is not ugly; he actually wears suits well. Rather, it's that he doesn't look human. If a praying mantis took the form of an alien = Jared. He caries himself like some sort of predatory insect.

Supermodel of the world.

Impatiently waiting to find out if the imported polonium tea really works. “She was a good domestic, but we’ll get another.”

😧

*The Omen theme plays*

He looks remarkably lesbionic here.

I always get a Josef Goebbels vibe from him.

He is creepy looking.

Just think, if he and Ivanka had stayed out of the spotlight people would probably have a favorable opinion of them these days.

Avarice is a very destructive force.

That’s Miller, R90

“And when the Washington Post reporter realized that my friend MBS ordered him to be dismembered while alive right there in the consulate, the strangest thing happened. Clear fluid leaked from his eye and ran down his face, right here. I asked Ivanka, what is it? Is the man a defective? And Ivanka told me this is what a human does when it feels emotion. It is true, you are never too powerful to learn. I had this information incorporated into my next operating system update.”

You are a gem R93. Thank you for that.

You’re welcome, R94. It’s all I’m good for.

He makes my skin crawl. Thinking about him in terms of anything sexual makes me want to vomit.

Egads! That eyelidectomy was a huge mistake! He went from an aging twinky Lacrosse Frat Boy to Cyborg overnight.

[quote] It's not that he is ugly per se.

He's ugly. And he's only going to get worse with age.

Why. Why, Why bring that cunt up in any civilized setting?

You're wondering about DL & civilized? Stop immediately, NOW!

His soulless father is not ugly like Ivanka's parents are. He does look Epstein-adjacent...

I wonder why Jared doesn't wear a wedding ring, I looked through all the pictures of him I could find and not a single wedding ring in any of them.

It's on his clit, R101. Satanic marriages use different kinds of rings.

R101, that picture would be so much better if there were a falling piano right above him.

Also, never noticed it before, but his "dimples" are actually just an extension of the crease between his double chin. Strange to see that on someone that's otherwise thin.

R103...it's not exactly dimples, but Andy Cohen has a similar line that runs around the bottom of his face and under his chin.

"Reptilian" is the word that best describes him.

They have that 'come hither' look...

See R88

...no balls either!

Andy Cohen is a depraved and vindictive bigoted queen.

Here's Jared with his mom and dad. He's from a real estate crime family similar to the Trumps. I think Jared and Ivanka's dads brokered the marriage so Jared's family could save face and have grandchildren, and Donald could have cover for his ongoing incestuous relationship with Ivanka. It's all very Borgia.

R106, they got that pose from these two.