Jowly, puffy, tired... Time for reverse mortgage commercials?
No one ever can outdo Tom Selleck, "This ain't my first rodeo."
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 30, 2020 7:22 PM |
At least Clint had the good sense to play his age during his own ridiculously drawn out action movie career. Tammy is just silly.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 30, 2020 7:23 PM |
OT, but I just want to punch his first rodeo puss when I see that Repugnant dirt bag.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 30, 2020 7:24 PM |
Do you think Tom really does have a nice guy side to him and helps people at times? When he's not doing his sinister scientology stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 30, 2020 7:24 PM |
All that wealth and he's still held hostage by a stupid, psychotic cult.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 30, 2020 7:25 PM |
Could easily play Mike Pence in the inevitable Trump Presidency Disaster movie 🎥 🍿
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 30, 2020 7:25 PM |
Like Madonna, Tom will never accept the reality of his age. He is forever 35 in his mind.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 30, 2020 7:25 PM |
R2 Cruise is now only 5 years younger than Clint was he did 'In the Line of Fire'. Which had a prominent "he's old and out of shape" theme.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 30, 2020 7:26 PM |
[quote] He is forever 35 in his mind.
Some in mind, others in fact.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 30, 2020 7:27 PM |
R6 The role should be reserved for Steve Carell. Cruise would make a good John McCain (young naval aviator John McCain was quite Tom Cruise-esque)
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 30, 2020 7:28 PM |
TC and I are born the same year, are the same age, and while he has had access to all the perks of money and the access to all the cosmetic procedures anyone could endure, I am poor and have nothing but molar crowns and two veneer fake front teeth after getting whomped with a softball bat in 5th grade, I think we both look our age and pretty much equally bad.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 30, 2020 7:30 PM |
Since he seemingly only likes to wrestle and jerk off with guys, he probably has the hole of a 20 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 30, 2020 7:31 PM |
He kept it together longer than he had any right to, but the proverbial hitting of the wall has clearly, finally occurred.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 30, 2020 7:33 PM |
[quote] he seemingly only likes to...jerk off with guys
What's this rumor, and what's the source for it? I've heard about the wrestling rumor.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 30, 2020 7:38 PM |
I can't imagine Tom Cruise having sex with anyone, male or female. He's like an android.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 30, 2020 7:40 PM |
I can't masturbate to this.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 30, 2020 7:51 PM |
He’s got a fuck’n boat load of money, and really no longer needs to work. So why doesn’t he just give it a rest, hang up the movie career, enjoy retirement and use all that new found time to work on stuff he likes, like go full time for Scientology.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 30, 2020 8:05 PM |
From the looks of Tom's face he could definitely use a dose of Metamucil every night.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 30, 2020 8:44 PM |
Tom’s still attractive. Too bad he’s batshit crazy!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 30, 2020 8:45 PM |
What’s his age? 55? He looks just fine- better than pretty much anyone on this thread I’d wager, of any age. I’m no fan, but I’m not deaf dumb and blind.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 30, 2020 10:33 PM |
He's 58 and he looks it in spite of all the work.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 30, 2020 10:39 PM |
Tommy Girl needs to lay off the fillers to his med-face. That’s what’s mainly wrong with his face.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 30, 2020 10:40 PM |
In post COVID Hollywood Tammy is the new Ramon Navarro.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 30, 2020 10:49 PM |
Don't tell him he's old...he's so delusional he thinks he's passing for someone half his age.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 30, 2020 10:57 PM |
I’d love to see his ass today, was it ever hot/still hot today?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 30, 2020 10:59 PM |
He looks wonderful, actually, in OP's picture and would be even better if he stopped seeing Madison Reed.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 30, 2020 11:02 PM |
These guys like Cruise, Willis, Neeson, Pitt etc. are old enough to be grandfathers but theyr'e still doing these action movies where their elderly asses are kicking the shit out of guys in their 20s and running around like Olympic-level athletes. It's ridiculous.
Pitt and Cruise especially are in total denial. If they're still around and making movies in their eighties, they'll still be playing characters who have 30 year-old wives and school-age kids.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 30, 2020 11:05 PM |
I think he looks good for 58.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 30, 2020 11:09 PM |
#27, don't forget their co-stars are women less than half their age.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 31, 2020 12:27 AM |
If that's hitting the wall, I want to be next in line...
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 31, 2020 12:31 AM |
We've had this discussion so many times....BUT....even the Jerry Maguire Tom was only pretty/attractive--in my book. NOT hot. And that was a long, long time ago....Is he going to be jumping off the Taj Mahal in a wheelchair in MI pt. 31?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 31, 2020 12:50 AM |
NOTE TO TOM: Do something about the hair, dear. At the moment you have Ronald Reagan hair.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 31, 2020 12:52 AM |
I think he looks tremendous for 68!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 31, 2020 12:55 AM |
Can Tom get an upper eye lid lift?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 31, 2020 1:22 AM |
He looks fine. Better than Clooney who looks like an old goat now.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 31, 2020 1:48 AM |
Tom Cruise is everything. One of the greatest movie stars of all time. I hope he continues making action movies as long as he can!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 31, 2020 1:56 AM |
(R36) Hi Scientologist.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 31, 2020 2:02 AM |
Doesn't he realize how silly he looks. Especially when he's huffing and puffing through those action movies. Someone else needs to take your place, Tom. You've overstayed your welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 31, 2020 2:06 AM |
Did you even SEE ‘ Mission Impossible: Fallout?’
No huffing, no puffing. Tom was in great shape throughout.
Plus, lots of hot chemistry with Henry Cavill!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 31, 2020 2:40 AM |
He doesn't look that bad to me. Better than Clooney.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 31, 2020 2:42 AM |
(R39) 😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 31, 2020 2:46 AM |
Yeah, Clooney hit the wall HARD. And it seemed to happen in five minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 31, 2020 2:52 AM |
Why do so many of you hate Tom? He has made some great movies over the years. Is it the Scientology thing?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 31, 2020 3:01 AM |
What great movies????
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 31, 2020 3:08 AM |
He taught Zac Efron how to ride it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 31, 2020 3:24 AM |
I don't think he looks that bad but I have zero interest in watching one of his movies, I always felt he was over-rated as an actor. And the whole nutty Scientology thing just confirms my choice.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 31, 2020 3:31 AM |
I've never been a fan but I think he looks great!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 31, 2020 3:49 AM |
R5, at least he has the wealth--for now; COS dumps its old members sans money, skills, and, usually, family. I had close family members in it and studied it myself for awhile. I'd feel sorry for Cruise, but I think he enjoyed being an emperor around COS.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 31, 2020 3:49 AM |
He looks good. Too much plastic surgery though. Should have aged naturally
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 31, 2020 4:04 AM |
I can see both Tom Cruise and Zac Efron too repressed to make a sexual move on each other, so they just kind of bonded platonically.
To me, that’s a crime, as they are two of the hottest faggots who ever lived.
I hope Zac reconciles his homosexuality one day in healthier outlets than private chemsex binges.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 31, 2020 4:48 AM |
[quote] I hope Zac reconciles his homosexuality one day in healthier outlets than private chemsex binges.
Perhaps he reconciles it on the yacht circuit?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 31, 2020 5:08 AM |
[quote] I hope Zac reconciles his homosexuality one day in healthier outlets than private chemsex binges.
Perhaps he reconciles it on the yacht circuit?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 31, 2020 5:08 AM |
Occasionally when I'm down and need a pick-me-up I imagine Tom Cruise trying to act Shakespeare and immediately I start guffawing and feel better. He's a terrible actor, that's why he does action movies.
But I think he looks ok for 58. I assume he's coloring his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 31, 2020 6:09 AM |
He's starting to look womanly in the face. Kind of puffy.
R31, I have never seen "Jerry Maquire," but TC looks good to me. I always liked his big nose.
I hate to say it, but I think R34 is right. He "needs" an upper eyelids lift. Or he can just let himself age naturally at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 31, 2020 6:22 AM |
He has a tooth in the middle of his mouth. I don't think I've ever seen anyone else who has that.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 31, 2020 6:25 AM |
[quote] I’m not deaf dumb and blind.
Two out of three ain’t bad
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 31, 2020 6:38 AM |
[quote] I hope Zac reconciles his homosexuality one day in healthier outlets than private chemsex binges.
R52, you should check out Zac's show on Netflix where he travels the world with his He-Man-looking daddy, errr, "private guru." If that isn't an open admission of some Daddy/Son kink, I don't know what is.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 31, 2020 7:12 AM |
I think Tom looks good in OP’s pic.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 31, 2020 7:17 AM |
He broke his knee or ankle doing a stunt for one of his movies 2 years or so ago.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 31, 2020 7:55 AM |
[quote] He looks fine. Better than Clooney who looks like an old goat now.
How old are you, 14? George Clooney is gorgeous. Clooney looks like a movie star. Cruise looks like a crooked Pentecostal preacher.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 31, 2020 10:56 AM |
She's officially an old cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 31, 2020 10:58 AM |
He looks ok but it’s obvious now that he’s had work done which is never a good look, especially for men.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 31, 2020 12:35 PM |
With all that money I'm amazed Cruise has never had any quality work done on his teeth. Closeup they look horrible. He looks like he as gum disease. And his fake teeth look like they're those cheap snap on choppers.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 31, 2020 2:27 PM |
Agreed R66. What a hot mess and he certainly has the cash to pay for proper teeth. Those "whatever they are" are just too much.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 31, 2020 2:29 PM |
Tom is 58?? Wow I can’t believe it. Well he can do action movies until his late 60s or early 70s. And as for him huffing and puffing, the dude can hold his breath for 6 minutes so that’s bullshit! He’s probably one of if not the fittest action star working right now.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 31, 2020 2:54 PM |
His gums receded and he had fillings on the top parts of his teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 31, 2020 3:10 PM |
(R68) is a blind person.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 31, 2020 6:31 PM |
R2, Tom looks a lot better at 58 than Clint Eastwood did.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 31, 2020 8:13 PM |
That close-up of Tom's teeth look like smoker's teeth (receding gums are also common with smokers) but I don't think he's ever smoked.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 31, 2020 8:24 PM |
Tom Cruise has that perfect all American movie star mug. Just too bad he's batshit crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 31, 2020 8:47 PM |
He finally got the face he deserves. Too bad, it was very attractive at one time.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 31, 2020 8:57 PM |
If he doesn't lay off all the fillers he's gonna look like this in a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 31, 2020 10:49 PM |
R44 take your pick - in no particular order: Top Gun, Mission Impossible etc., Born On The 4th of July, Jerry Maguire, Interview With The Vampire, Magnolia, Minority Report, War of the Worlds, Risky Business, Cocktail, The Color of Money, Collateral, Rainman, Valkyre, The Last Samurai, The Firm, A Few Good Men.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 31, 2020 11:03 PM |
I would never damage salvageable teeth in order to do veneers. I'd do Invisalign & whitening. That takes time, though. I guess aspiring actors need immediate results on their teeth.
Luckily, I have nice teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 1, 2020 12:15 AM |
Sometimes veneers are needed because the natural teeth are too short and nubby.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 1, 2020 12:17 AM |
The only Tom Cruise movie I enjoyed was 'Oblivion'. The rest were mind numbingly boring to me. What little I saw of them, that is.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 1, 2020 12:27 AM |
I remember Risky Business blew me away.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 1, 2020 12:51 AM |
I love “Minority Report!”
And Tom looks his best in it.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 1, 2020 12:58 AM |
I think that Tom Cruise could have aged gracefully and still have an action hero film career like Liam Neeson. Or he could have done indie films and had a professional respectable career playing a variety of characters. It seems Tom C could have gotten age appropriate haircuts and grown into a distinguished good looking guy.
In my opinion, however, Tom decided to fight the aging process on too many fronts, with botox and roles meant for younger men and hair color darker than he had in his twenties and the over-the-top good and plastic surgery and the over-the-top good guy persona and the savior-of-the-world roles over and over. One or two of these would have been okay, but all of them? Too much, it makes him seem desperate, foolish and cultish.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 1, 2020 1:01 AM |
Tom's biggest problem is that he's a shorty. When he was young he could carry it off. But now that he's old(er) he no longer has that tall daddy stud virility of a Liam Neeson et al to carry him forward without looking foolish.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 1, 2020 1:06 AM |
(R71) how in the hell can you compare Clint Eastwood to Tom Cruise? Clint Eastwood has been in the business a hell of a lot longer than Tom. His movies have much more heart than Tammy's pointless action movies. He's also not a crazy creepy Scientologist.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 1, 2020 3:07 AM |
I don't like Tom Cruise that much, but he's been in some classic movies. There's no denying that.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 1, 2020 3:08 AM |
A Scientologist is worse than a fucking Republican.
A Republican talking to an empty chair!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 1, 2020 3:10 AM |
I mean, no worse than a fucking Republican.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 1, 2020 3:11 AM |
I'm able to separate the art from the artist, so I've never cared about the religion or political affiliations of artists. That's what intelligent, thinking people do.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 1, 2020 3:12 AM |
(R87) your right a Scientologist is worse than a Republican.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 1, 2020 4:18 AM |
There's a difference. Republicans are evil. Scientologists are mentally ill.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 1, 2020 6:24 PM |
While I think Scientology is an abomination and can't fathom why Cruise is an acolyte, I give him credit for working as hard as he does to produce entertaining action films. Clearly, he knows his niche and his audience. The last few MI movies were outstanding. I don't think I will see the reboot of "Top Gun," but I am looking forward to the next two, and probably last, Mission Impossible flicks. And I admit to finding him attractive. Despite the ankle injury in "Fallout," he is in spectacular physical condition for a guy his age.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 1, 2020 8:08 PM |
The MI movies are great fun. Simon Pegg has a lot to do with that, however.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | September 1, 2020 9:47 PM |
Perhaps Tom will roll out the news that British C-list flash-in-the-pan singer Joss Stone is his new "romance" right before his next film premieres.
It will be good for both careers.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 12, 2020 1:28 AM |
I watched Risky Business the other night. Yes, it blew me away when it came out. But this time I noticed how actually untalented he is. The "dance" is done by a stuntman--tom can barely move his feet. The sex scene in the train was mainly Rebecca. I don't know, maybe it's hindsight, but I thought he was dull.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 12, 2020 1:31 AM |
[quote]Time for reverse mortgage commercials?
Time for Depends commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 12, 2020 1:35 AM |
He's old enough that he could have adult grandchildren yet he's still acting like he's some hot young action hero.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 12, 2020 1:46 AM |
I pencil dial my telephone like some hot young action hero.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 12, 2020 1:57 AM |
[quote]Tom is 58?? Wow I can’t believe it. Well he can do action movies until his late 60s or early 70s. And as for him huffing and puffing, the dude can hold his breath for 6 minutes so that’s bullshit! He’s probably one of if not the fittest action star working right now.
Have we always had this many Scientologists on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 12, 2020 2:09 AM |
You have to understand, in Scientology getting old, being vulnerable--those are losing. They cached old Hubbard away when he aged and pretended he was an undying Super Being until he, well, died.
Don't underestimate the crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 12, 2020 2:32 AM |
I never liked Tom as an actor. He never fully became the character and his face is punchable. The only time his acting didn't bug me was Legend.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 12, 2020 3:31 AM |
Tom Cruise was never handsome or all American. He was a short man with a big nose, weird teeth and creepy eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | September 12, 2020 3:34 AM |
His face look always looks red and puffy. Like he just got some new procedure. As long as the scientologists keep coming to his movies. He'll keep making them.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | September 12, 2020 3:37 AM |
(R44) you couldn't pay me to watch half of those boring ass movies.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | September 12, 2020 3:39 AM |
SERIOUS QUESTION: AS A HIGH LEVEL OT 7 and supposedly with powers over MEST (matter energy space time) should cruise have had his "religious" beliefs and powers been able to stop aging? and be more "enlightened" if not able to grow a few inches, at least not worry about being short and thus not wearing "lifts"?...
i do wonder what his "beauty routine" is every day.. besides the obvious hair coloring....
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 11, 2020 12:39 AM |
He's had more work done than the Eiffel Tower.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 11, 2020 12:41 AM |
Doo old man have the money? If he have the money I show poosey.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 11, 2020 1:07 AM |