Let’s be Trump’s vision of Biden’s America.

I'm Antifa!

I’m the M-13 deejays playing foreign-language raps all night long at the Antifa party NEXT DOOR TO GRANDMA’S HOUSE.

I'm the suburbs on fire! The suburban housewives are fleeing in terror!

Let's be Boris, trying to get people to exaggerate and denigrate the Democrats again.

I'm "Let's be Trump's vision of Biden's America."

I'm the law enforcement agencies cleansed of white supremacists. I'm the reason why you can't indulge in your God-given right to hunt down unarmed citizens.

Does he seriously believe any of this though? I thought he just tells these stories to scare voters.

I'm the Hollywood elite kidnapping and raping babies!

We're Meemaw and Peepaw being interrogated on the street about whether they eat ass!

I’m the looting and shooting in places where people wouldn’t be caught dead supporting him.

I’m the bonfire of the AK47s on the White House lawn.

We're the Meow Zedong Kitty Kommunist/Pupper Proletariat Companion Animal Emporium

I’m the socialism. All that socialism. What’s socialism?

[quote]I'm Antifa!

I'm ANNE TEEFA, winner of RuPaul's Glorious Revolutionary Marxist Edification While Wearing Flawless Gowns Race

I'm the conspicuous lack of Confederate statues. In Trumplandia, this is a bad thing.

I'm everyone's guns being taken away!

I'm Hillary's freezer stocked with blood ice cubes and dead embryos

I’m Joe Biden’s failing mental state. Dementia and schizophrenia will soon make him unfit for presidential duties.

I'm Hunter Biden snorting rails off a hooker's ass in the West Wing.

We're [italic]The Real Ladies' Class-Struggle Consciousness-Raising League of the Dr. Angela Davis World Workers' Collective[/italic]

We're DJT Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle and we regretfully inform R18 we beat Hunter to the punch.

I’m the Ping Pong Pizza parlor still trafficking children from its non existent basement.

I’m the gay militants policing Christian bakeries, florists and photographers, forcing them to offer their services for gay weddings.

I’m the confusing intersectional LGBTQIA++BIPOC intersectional flag with 30 colors that all public school children must stare at while reciting the Satanic Prayer every morning before class.

I'm the caravan of bad hombres just walking across the border to came kill white suburban women.

I’m the borders, FLUNG wide open. Welcome terrorists and freeloaders! Can we get you something to eat?

I'm the high school sex ed curriculum and classes, which are basically a giant orgy every day on the football field. Speaking of football--no WHITES allowed!! Only MTF can be cheerleaders (hello former WHITE football players, an opportunity.

I'm also the virginity test for all 12 year old girls. If you have a hymen we have a problem.

I'm a pussy.

Troll shit. Again.

Some people have no sense of irony.

R2 wins

I'm the Covid-19 corpses which, now with Biden in charge, matter all of a sudden.

I'm the MAGA hat that is thrown in a public MAGA merch burning fire defenseless Deplorables have to watch at gunpoint.

I'm one of the Liberals who pose with the dead, hunted down, dead bodies of Donald Trump, jr. and Eric Trump like in their photos where they pose with their hunted prey.

I’m those uppity Blacks, out in public parks, birdwatching, or in our suburban houses, our kids having lemonade stands, or just out walking around - with no fear of white Karens calling the police on us

I'm Joe Biden who invites 20 immigrant families to live in the White House. I'm into some serious kink that would make even the Falwell family blush.

R18 I'm Melania who has decided to move into the West Wing with Hunter Biden.

Be Best!

I'm the Christians who are led into an arena to play for survival in Ellen's Game Of Games.

I'm the Reverse Purge where one day of the year people can't go on a killing spree.

I'm Rudy Giuliani. I have to make sense now or Biden will lock me up.

The Radical Socialist Left wants to destroy our Christian nation!

I'm President Kamala Harris. I became President three weeks after Joe was inaugurated and suffered a fatal stroke while asleep in the Oval Office.

I'm evil members of Antifa and scary black men burning the Bible

See, I told you Biden would hurt God!

I'm the churches that will be closed across America and the holidays that will no longer be celebrated.

I'm God. I'm crying because Joe Biden is hurting me!

I'm the human trafficker waiting to snatch your kids in the Walmart parking so I can sell them to an elite pedophile ring with members including Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, John Podesta, Tom Hanks, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc. Once they're done with them, the kids will be offered as a ritual sacrifice.

We're the black people who are going to break into the houses of beautiful, innocent white families to rape, torture, and kill everyone inside and then steal all their valuables for no other reason than because they're white.

I’m Nancy Pelosi and I’m going to turn you into a toad.

I'm the drag queen the Liberals allow into the schools to try and indoctrinate your children into the LGBTQ cult under the guise of Drag Queen Storytime. I will prance down the school hallway like it's a runway while keeping a close eye on the bathroom trying to decide which kid I should go in there to molest.

We’re the bread lines.

I'm a Bible burning bonfire party hosted by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will appear at the party and roast marshmallows on the flames.

I’m public housing. I’m going up in your beautiful suburbs. The streets will be lined with discarded syringes and aborted fetuses.

I’m mandatory Chinese lessons. Yes, it’s a difficult language. Is that a problem for you, American dog?

I'm the white suburban and rural hell holes of America that no Dem would ever consider stopping at to buy gas, let alone invade.

I'm AOC. After Kamala became president when Joe had a stroke, she made me vice-president. She had to override the constitution because I'm too young, but who cares about that old thing anymore?

My first act is to ban eating meat in phase one of the Green New Deal. Kidney beans for everyone!

I'm the arsenal of guns, grenades and explosives which everybody will be forced to buy because there will be no law and order!

DIY!

I'm Christmas.

Nobody is allowed to speak about me or celebrate me anymore...

I'm Melania's beautiful and classy rose garden.

I’m COMMIE SOCIALISTS who are also NAZIS.

We're the Jews getting put back into concentration camps after Ilhan Omar becomes speaker of the house after Nancy Pelosi develops cirrhosis of the liver.

I'm the QAnan troll who starts lunatic threads on a gay site.

I'm the OP conservative troll haunting DL. I write all the posts myself.

I'm the extinction of homosexuality through mandatory hormone pills and surgery designed to turn gays into the opposite of the sex they desire. Allahu akbar!

I'm the OP Trump troll who thinks I can sway a gay audience with conservative lies and stupid "shock" platitudes.

I'm socialism. I run wild! I'll force you to watch your neighbors get medical treatments they don't need. People will get free stuff YOU have to pay for!

Your star quarterback son? Sorry, he has to transition and service stinky hobos or do you want to discriminate against these hobos?

Your wife? Let's just say that Jerry Falwell, jr. gave us an idea.

Your pet? I will throw it on the grill and watch you eat it!

You have a gun? I will take it away right after I forced you to pull the trigger one final time. Aiming at your junk.

Oh, and on Christmas I will sell all humans to some Aliens landing on our planet with their slave spaceship. Something I really looking forward to!

^idiot

I'm the OP Trump troll too poor to attend the RNC but I'll still die of Covid 19 like a large percentage of idiot Republicans.

[quote] I’m the gay militants policing Christian bakeries, florists and photographers, forcing them to offer their services for gay weddings.

Now this I genuinely unironically want to see.

[My God this place has got some dullards.]

I'm Herman Cain. I went to a crowded Trump rally June 20th and didn't wear a mask. I died July 30th. 40 days. My conservative stupidity killed me in 40 days. Trump killed me in 40 days. The rally last night means I can't wait to see many of our prominent conservative leaders enter the Gates of Hell in 39 days. They should start arriving around September 5th or so. I hope they like the smell of sulphur.. The Dark Lord is ready to rape them like Brett Kavanaugh on a 15 year old child..

No they die in October, right before the vote. Covid for one Republican, Covid for all.

All the guests at the RNC can fuck my rotted Covid filedl hole.

I'm the wicked liberals hoping last night's event was a superspreader.

Die! Die! Die "Patriots"!

I can't wait for the dry cough to start, followed by a headache. It'll get scary when I can't "catch my breath". But I'll be so distracted by the vomiting and diarrhea I wont notice how badly the fatigue has made me weak. Family members will help me and I'll spread it to them. But I don't care about them. I won't have time to worry as I'll slip into a coma before they start feeling sick.. They might as well have serious organ damage even if they don't die. My family. What shits. God Bless President Trump for his gift of death.

I willingly sacrifice my body and the bodies of my children to our Lord Trump. Anyone who gets power from race riots and serving our Master Putin is fine with me. Fuck those whores raw dog, My Trump, fuck them while your son suckles the teet of your whorewife. Another great superspreader event. STDs to all the Trump Family. Praise Satan!

Hail Trump for spreading the virus for all of 2020.. Just free flowing death to Americans with no federal response to the virus for 8 months. 182,000 and counting. 66 times the death count of 9/11. It's far more effective to kill Americans with the virus. Or he could just have Putin pay the Taliban to kill our soldiers, while he played golf. High score!

Putin's plan has worked perfectly.

Let's live in TRUMP'S AMERICA! Everything is going GREAT!

Don't forget all those QAnon geniuses working their way in to republican governmental power. That what we all need! Insane conspiracy nuts!

I want the disease. I want the Trump virus inside me.

I can't live in a world where a woman of color has power. I'm coming lord. Take my virus filled soul to Hell where I can fuck the Covid riddled body of Robert Trump, the freshest conservative corona corpse.. Only a few maggots in his asshole. Only a few.

^Can't be any worse than Melania's stanky cooch.

I'm the lack of Mexican kids that were stolen from families trying to cross the border, we are now not mysteriously missing and are safely with our families and not in some Republicans home being raped.

I'm the 13 year old girl Trump tied to a bed and raped. Dead men who arrange it tell no tales. Suicide in a cell while on suicide watch is so easy to do.

I'm your healthcare Trump is trying to destroy during a pandemic.

[quote] Does he seriously believe any of this though?

Of course he doesn't. All of his underlings ranting about Biden are just trying to keep their lucrative paychecks coming in. Trump and his 3 oldest children are just trying to keep their own asses out of jail.

I'm that depressed feeling Trump has given me for nearly four years culminating with an American Plague State we will "live with" for years and years and years. The end of any sense of normalcy for the rest of our lives.

I'm sure the Republicans will stop Covid 19 soon. Ronald Reagan cured AIDS didn't he! You never hear about that virus anymore.

Virus's are easy to cure. Herman Cain will be up and about in no time!

I’m the news footage of Trump’s America being played while Trump speaks ominously of what Biden’s America will look like.

I hope Robert Trump rises from the dead. I want him to tell me what Hell is like at the next Trump rally.

I always wondered what HELL ON EARTH would be like. Thank you President Putrump.

I'm the mail boxes and sorting machine Trump destroyed so our votes won't count. They won't be put back, so thousands of votes will be thrown in the garbage. Republican ingenuity. Kill the voters with plague and destroy any votes that might get through. Putin is smiling.

We're masks. We're here to get your women used to having their faces covered for when Liberals force everyone to be Muslim and they'll have to wear burqas.

I'm the colored President after Biden croaks. She nasty!

I'm the family of immigrants that every household will be forced to take in and support with their own money or else be thrown in prison.

The caravans are INSIDE the homeland.

I’m the big beautiful tax cut, repealed, and lying crumpled on the floor of a bodega.

We are unarmed black men still going to jail for things that shouldn’t even be illegal.

I'm the underground cells of MAGA patriots fighting for freedom and to retake out nation from the Red Chinese after Biden and Pelosi handed it over to them. As soon as our leader, Donald Trump, Junior, gets back from Moscow we will take on those slant-eyed bastards and kick the coloreds out of power.

I'm Sharia Law

Because the libtards thought it was all a joke, I am now installed in half the country.

Being a Christian is punishable by death!!!!

I'm the reservations Presidents Harris and VP AOC are putting white people on because we are all supposed to be racists and have too much privilege.

I'm the new law that requires white people to kneel down and apologize to Black people about systemic racism every time they see them.

I'm Shania Law!

*Sharia Twain R103 I think you meant.

I was just wondering earlier today, if the AIDS crisis had first happened under Trump instead of Reagan, how would Trump have used it to his advantage. What lies would he have spread about us? Would we all be in cages, on an island or dead? Trump loves to use minorities to distract from his failings, I doubt even the Log Cabin Republicans would be safe from him.

Shania Law sounds fun

Shania Law is Marshall Law's sister

I’m a furtive, whispered “Merry Christmas” in the welfare office that used to be a church.

We're BLM ready to practice genocide against the white race with permission from President Biden himself. He said "black lives matter" so that clearly means white lives don't and should be exterminated.

I'm a gay guy here to fuck (or be fucked by) your husband. It's a new law that everyone must participate in a homosexual act at least once every 6 months. Only non-binary people are exempt from this law.

I’m black men raping and murdering throughout the suburbs

I'm the $10K every white family will have to pay towards Reparations.

I'm the Black Lives Matter pledge that will replace the Pledge of Allegiance

I'm the MAGA registry list that George Soros will start to ensure that Patriotic White Americans all lose their jobs

I'm Hillary Clinton's face being carved onto Mount Rushmore

I'm Harriet Tubman replacing Lincoln on the $5 bill

I'm the cell the brave patriot Tucker Carlson is held in before he is executed on some made up charge.

I'm the cells in the next block over from Tucker for Patriots who refuse to wear masks

I'm the savage gang of "They/Thems" canceling and beating the shit out of Granny at the supermarket because she said "Excuse me, SIR. would you mind getting me that can of beans on the top shelf there?"

I'm the Patriot Settlements that nice Mr. Putin is letting us set up in the Urals so we can live freely.

I'm Chuck Woolery and I've been stripped of my Nobel Prizes for Science by a petty, vindictive Joe Biden who is completely jealous of my many, many accomplishments.

There will be no state funeral for Patriot Rush Limbaugh.

I'm the jail cells where the various Trump family members sit, having been unfairly convicted of financial crimes by the corrupt Biden administration and their attorney general Hillary Clinton

I’m Kimberly Guilfoyle yelling to an audience of one in Arkham Asylum.

I'm OP I want to spread violent, ugly fantasies about Democrats HERE on fucking DATALOUNGE. I try to get posters on my side. Well, everyone here should FUCK ME. FUCK my stupid conservative propaganda. Fuck my EVIL JOE BIDEN and EVIL HILLARY CLINTON garbage. I love the way Trump fucks Black people, gay people, women and everything that is decent. I love the way Trump pardons all his criminal goons from prison. I love the way Trump spreads disease during a pandemic. I love death. I'm OP. Fuck me.

I'm the reanimated corpse of Herman Cain, telling black voters to ignore a lifetime of Trump's racism and vote for him. All lives matter. Fine people on both sides. Fine Nazis.

I's gonna vote fo Massa Tump. I shine his shoe so good he give me da job in basetball an footbal so i's make him mo mony mo mony!

I don't wear a mask in a pandemic because I'd rather indiscriminately kill mass numbers of people than care about the person next to me. I'll even kill my own family. I'm a Republican. I'm a Trump supporter. I'm a serial killer. I'm the new Conservative Party. The Bible is full of rape, death and disease. That's what WE worship.

R125, sweetie? This is not a pro-Trump exercise. We are mocking his hysterical fear-mongering. It’s sarcasm. Okay?

No, it's Repub masterbation fantasies, sweetie.

Let's cater to Republicans, that what gay people should do.

Well, perhaps many of your 30+ posts in this thread, are what you say, sweetie, but I know what I had in mind.

Bull shit.

I'm the Office of the District Attorney of New York. I am Trump/Kushner family's worst nightmare after their passports have been confiscated.

I’m a charity for children with cancer

No Trump family members are allowed near me...STILL

THEYLL TAKE YER GUNNNS!!

I'm the Antifa planes

WTF??!! You have gone too far, OP, along with those who chose to participate in your sick "game." If ever a DL thread needed to be shutdown, this is it.

Biden/Harris 2020 - We Have Their Backs

I am the abortion clinics on ever corner of America replacing our beloved places of worship

I'm the truck convoy headin' down to the border to stop the convoys of black leftists.

I do not ask how African American leftists ended up on the other side of the border.

I just know they gotta be STOPPED.

We're the people in Dark Shadows who are secretly controlling Biden (and therefore the country) behind the scenes.

I'm the Dark Shadows