RNC Hate-Watching Thread, PART V; Send In The Clowns

Link to Part IV

THURSDAY SPEAKERS:

Trump

Ben Carson

McTurtle

Tom Cotton

Kevin McCarthy

Jeff Van Drew

Vanky

Ja’Ron Smith

Ann Dorn

Debbie Flood

Giuliani

Franklin Graham

Alice Johnson

Wade Mayfield

Carl & Marsha Mueller

Dana White

Wow, what a star-studded lineup, R2!

(If by "star-studded" you mean the final years of Jerry Lewis's MD telethons)

Who are these losers?

Ah, if only they did tonight like Showtime At the Apollo. Sandman Sims would be exhausted from all the hooking or sweeping off those sad-sack amateur acts.

Apropos Rudy, Lev Parnas (of 'Lev and Igor' fame) will be live tweeting commentary during his speech tonight. Could be interesting.

I love to watch Rudy spaz out on National TV.

Lots of articles today on how Pence mislead viewers on the shooting of DHS officer Underwood during the Oakland protests.

Just one of his multitude of lies, but this one is getting more traction than others.

This should be in an attack ad. And the Kenosha events just presented a stark contrast how police treat a white guy killing people in front of their eyes vs a black guy walking away unarmed.

Add the 'very fine people' killing the white girl protester, police taking Dylan Roof to Burger King, and Bill Barr lying about Antifa.

I am stunned Ghouliani is speaking tonight. Shouldn't he be hiding somewhere?

A good Biden ad was just on CNN.

R8 The policeman that Pence was talking about was assassinated by an extreme right wing white supremacist domestic terrorist. The threat to our homeland security continues from these domestic terrorists.

I don’t want to give them any views, but since they released batshit Rudy from his crypt for the night I’m morbidly curious to see what he’ll do.

[Quote] they released batshit Rudy from his crypt for the night I’m morbidly curious to see what he’ll do.

I assume he will feed in order to be strong for Halloween.

[quote] I am stunned Ghouliani is speaking tonight. Shouldn't he be hiding somewhere?

Count Orlok occasionally leaves his crypt.

Mary Trump will be on MSNBC after a commercial break

So, since nobody at the WH is wearing a mask, any guesses on who will be the human sacrifice this time?

Imminent zombie-apocalypse at the White House. Or, white apocalypse at the Zombie House.

I can't believe the RNC is letting that many people sit that close together for this speech by Rump tonight. That, and it appears that very few of them are wearing masks.

WTF am I saying? Of course I can believe they would do this.

Wear your masks at home so you can't smell Ruby Julie's denture odor through the teevee screen

Mike Pence’s 87-year-old mother R17, if he decides to trot her out again.

I lived in Oakland at the time (r8) and Guliani is such a fucking liar. EVERYONE was angry here and the only support this dude had was from Your Black Muslim Bakery with perhaps 10 employees.

Praying for Melania's prostitution past.

Where's Falwell?

Who will die after being exposed to COVID tonight? Shall we place bets?

[quote]I am stunned Ghouliani is speaking tonight. Shouldn't he be hiding somewhere?

I expect that Ghouliani will open his speech by rising from a coffin, like Criswell narrating "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

"Remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

R24 Watching. (I know, this is an old joke by now)

R26, drink every time il Pervertito mentions 9/11 tonight

Dismantle institutions like take apart the postal office?

He stole LeBron's beard.

Looks like Ja'Ron is wearing his bush on his chin.

This guy has Demi Moore's pubes on his chin

Good presentation by McCarthy. The problem is that it is so divisive and partisan.

Ja'ron Smith is NOT giving this his best.

With a 1.9 GPA he's at the top of the Administration in grades!

What is a deputy assistant to the president? Is it like the assistant to the assistant regional manager of Dunder Mifflin

R25 It's one step above deputy assistant to the vice-president.

True conscience, deep empathy. Comedy hour

Trump's empathy. Dear God.

Meant that for R35

He should shave his beard and glue it on his head

I dare her to even spell socialist. Hint, it doesn't start sosh...

R41 Karen is too FAT to be a socialist.

How many women will have that beachy wave wig they all wore yesterday?

And will every speaker end with "...and God Bless America." A beautiful sentiment they are turning to shit.

I see we’re continuing last night’s theme of “Trump is not the man you’ve seen for the past four years.”

Trump is down with the blacks like Schwartzenegger was down with the Hispanics.

Who's the queen with the earring?

Bitch would horde all all of the proletariat's food for herself. Socialist my ass!

MSNBC isn't even showing it yet, they have Chris Hayes on for some reason.

What happened to Joy, Rachel and Nicolle?

Every keynote speaker at both RNC and RNC have kept their speech at around 30-45 minutes. How much do y'all want to bet dump goes on for over an hour.

Little Keebler Elf from SouthJersey

Ross Perot's lovechild.

Jeff VanDrew WAS a dentist? What - did he lose his license?

The core of the metaphor of "platform" is a place to jump off of. The problem with not having one is that you end up with a grab-bag of talking points but nowhere to launch them from.

We keep hearing the same random thoughts over and over without any anchor...because there's no cohesive gameplan

If Ross Perot and Jeff Sessions had an assbaby R51

Trump's speech is supposedly an hour.

This turncoat asshole who was elected as a Dem but has now switched parties.

Fuck him and may he LOSE this next election.

R49 Wolf reported that Trump's scheduled speech is supposed to be one hour.

They're on as well, r48.

I still think it's pathetic they used the same five "real people" all week.

R49 CNN said Dump’s speech will be over an hour long.

How batshit will Rudy be?

Slithering little pipsqueak worm R56

I hope Trump goes on and on for over an hour...just rambles incoherently. PLEASE.

He couldn't feel anything in Nancy's caucus.

lmfao how the fuck can he talk for an hour straight? His mouth will get dry and go soft again as he struggles to read

This little turd is from South Jersey? I thought they were supposed to be tough

I think only Democrats are watching the convention. I can't imagine that most Republicans would even be interested.

Liar....there are almost NO Democrats who support this fascist orange cretin.

He deserves to have his fellow statewoman Kellyanne sit on his face.

So Trump will start at 10?

Manface frau, what's up with her glasses?

R64 Let's hope he physically poops out as he has in the past. Needs to hold a water glass with two hands, grasping the lectern for support, stumbling off the podium...

r66, they're all off begging their oxycodone dealers to extend their credit just one more week.

She has a gay effete son

r67 reading comprehension problems? where did I say that Democrats are supporting him?

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This is the "See, we're not all just white flyoverstani" night apparently

every time he reads from a prompter or paper his voice goes soft. He's at his "best" when he's talking extemporaneously and makes it up as he goes along. If he has to read an hour long list of lies he'll fuck it up. no doubt

I hope somebody does come at him. You got elected to a job REPRESENTING your constituents. It's not a slumber party.

And, seek professional help for your projection issues: the left hasn't moved further to the extreme than the right has

"...the blood is on them."

Pay no attention r74, it's just a Putinbot trying one of those brilliant tactics they use to sow confusion on Facebook.

They’re really going all-out rounding up Black speakers.

nice trolling by MSNBC having Mary Trump on at the 8 PM hour lol

She saw what Donald and Ivanka were doing behind the scenes!

So they scrounged up a couple of black women tonight.

I think this is code for Ivanka/DJT humping

r74, I was talking about the guy from Jersey saying there were a lot of Democrats who supported Trump; not you.

And r80, mind your own business.

R74 I don't think the comment was aimed at you, it was aimed at that asshole Congressman who was yapping about leaving the Dems and became a Repug. His name was Jeff something from New Jersey.

Why is CNN airing the convention but not FOX?

[quote]So, since nobody at the WH is wearing a mask, any guesses on who will be the human sacrifice this time?

My money's on Ben Carson. Most people think he died already.

OK c'mon Rona do your thing at the WH tonight

Fatass never missed triple leftovers at pasta night

Hey, Stacia Brightmon, the next time they hire you, make sure you insist on some practice time in your contract so you can get comfortable reading the script they have written for you.

p.s., Ivanka ain't all that...

Wow this guy is creepy. Look at those crazy eyes.

Why doesn't he blink?

A Fox chyron: Karl Rove: Biden has mishandled the Covid pandemic from the start

You can't make this shit up...

DNC did a much better job of mixing things up. Pacing was better. Better lies. Less boring BS.

He has more jowls than shoulders.

r87, exactly, thank you.

Watching CNN, love the ad with "Tanto" Peronto selling his night vision glasses, ha ha. Does he know "tonto" means stupid? I guess vigilantes love those glasses to see non-existent socialists with.

"It's been sunshine and rainbows all week."

Fivehead

A man of the people who grew up with a silver spoon up his ass

Now it’s crazy eyes 👀

The Convention has started? LOL MSNBC isn't even showing it yet, it's still the gals yapping around the table.

Everything wrong is either the fault of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton. Or hell...let’s blame Hunter Biden. The president himself has no responsibility.

He has Marshall Applewhite eyes

McTurtle on tape

The Galapagos Turtle!

MOSCOW MITCH!!!!!

Doctor Gupta on MSNBC just now stated that had Trump taken action back in March, he could have prevented upwards of 80% of COVID victims from dying.

They want to tell you when you can sleep with your sister. That ain't right--free choice!!!

MItch you fucking ghoul, just die now, you know you want to.

I'm starting to believe that they repeat verified lies so they can attack the media for reporting it.

Fuck you, Meemaw Turtlene 🐢

They want us to actually vote on and pass legislation!

Disgusting turtle

We get it Mitch, get those damn kids back in the coalmines ... oops, schools.

He is so dead behind the eyes.

He really is a zombie.

One of the richest Senators just said he wants to protect the average American

I'm your puppet

I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet

Republicans and their faux-Americana montage, so fucking cheesy

There is no substance just proclamations.

Remember when he got booed at the Nats game?

Dana White? I always thought that was woman! She was Mattis press secretary!

Have they held Ivanka’s quinceanera yet? Or is it her coronation?

He talks like a man with a small cock and a woman's name like Dana

I bet this bitch is wearing women's panties right now

Vote Republican, so you can pretend it's still the 1950's and those radical 60's never happened.

Why is Dana yelling? Is she deaf?

Why is he screaming?

Not buying the timeshare. Not buying the timeshare. Dammit, keep telling myself not to buy the timeshare.

[quote]Republicans and their faux-Americana montage, so fucking cheesy

They tell America a lie it wants to believe.

Who is this no-neck fuck?

This guy is a wind bag. Nope didn’t know who you were.

R129 Baldy probably hires hookers to peg him

[quote] I bet this bitch is wearing women's panties right now

I'd actually like to see that, honestly

My ears are bleeding.

He must be related to Guilfoyle R130.

Dana is coming on strong because his name is DANA and he's had to fight about it since he was a kid. And now he's a bully! Congratulations, Dana, you've made great strides.

His fat sweaty neck is making me want to switch parties.

Bringing back entertainment was so much more important than 180,000 lives...

His highest priority was making sure his single issue -- the economy -- wouldn't tank

Fuck Dana White. And some one muzzle him he is yelling

I've met lesbian Danas with bigger balls and a deeper voice

Watching on mute. This sports montage is legit communist style propaganda.

I know because I grew up under 'advanced socialism' in Eastern Europe and have seen countless such 'dear leader' glorifications.

I'm supposed to take public health advice from someone that gets paid to take kicks to the head.

Don Winslow spot connecting the dots between Kellyanne's abuse of Claudia and her defense of Trump's crimes against humanity

Old skinhead

Button your shirt, you bald, fat fuck

I should listen to a guy who runs wrestling matches or some other stages fighting about what is real?

R149, WNBA players would kick his ass

He is talking like he is emceeing a match

“President Trump has done everythng he promised to do during his campaign.”

Yeah, that wall is awesome — and paid for by Mexico, no less.

Rachel's back!

Aloha!

Yes -- by all means vote for the party leading upwards to 200k American deaths, moron

I always get Dana White and Joe Rogan confused.

Oh another Uncle Tom type in Reyes.

Marcos family gave the Trumps their playbook, and this shit is speaking for them???

Well r156, they are both assholes.

He's yelling because that is all he knows. He thinks that's strong and only admires people with the same viewpoint.

Neither of them have any appreciation of nuance and that is why neither should be trusted in general but especially now.

Why does this guy creepily smile at all the worst pauses?

This little toad was at the wrong end of all of his ethnicities' physical characteristics

Hey Reyes, if you are so intent on rescuing people, how 'bout those innocent kids in cages????

Fuck him

QAnon shoutout

oh shit, he's gonna go full QAnon any second. Human Trafficking.

Meanwhile the NY Mets and The Marlins observed 42 seconds of silence before their baseball game was supposed to start today

Both teams then walked off the field and did not play.

Did they not get Dana’s entertainment memo?

This guy screams Mormon.

Trump a WARRIOR?!? LMFAO!!!!!!!

Loved that pen. *licks his lips

OMG, now this Utah AG is bringing up his dying father loving the pen he got from Trump. Oh fuck!

Trump only gives out 10 cent bics

Someone at the RNC re-watched the tapes from last week and realized that they need to start talking about down ballot candidates.

Either that or 45 is finally allowing them to do it tonight because it's his big night.

Yawn. Same tired platitudes.

McConnell could choke on a burger and I wouldn't look up.

Seriously, this bitch. People are still inspired to come to this country ... so Trump can stick them in cages.

Man or woman?

Dr. Gupta again on MSNBC. If 95% of Americans wear masks, we can save 90,000 lives by December 1st.

Oh no, think I'm catching feelings

Your father is on his deathbed and one of your last mementos you make available to him is the FUCKING PEN you got from Trump? You are a pitiful excuse for a spawn of your father.

Melania probably longs to be like Imelda so she can fuck actors behind youknowwho's back and treat her nation like an ATM.

This bitch's business is going to go down thanks to Refukks

Melania has already earned millions from her husband overcharging the Secret Service for rooms at his shitty properties, R180.

Trump and his multiple bankruptcies

[Quote] McConnell could choke on a burger and I wouldn't look up.

He did once. That's why his neck looks so gross.

I wonder if Tillerson, Mattis, Dunford, Kelley or Cohn are watching this shitshow. I wish I was in a bar watching this with all of them.

Another 'infamous' descent down the staircase in 3...2...1....

If it was up to Republicans, she would be homeless.

I always think more of Eva Peron when I think of Melania.

R179, It's your typical cult member trying to worm his way into the inner circle. And, as a Mormon, THIS specimen is seen as the head of a family. Pitiful. I wonder what his wife thinks about to overcome the shame that her husband is such a loser.

Her kids don't want her to speak about their father, who wasn't a T supporter! Love-partner??? Yuch!

Another in your face My Pillow Cross.

I'm thinking tonight is the same speechwriter as Tuesday. They are smoother and gentler (while still being nasty). The problem is they don't have enough material so they are dragging these speeches way too long.

Too bad he was married to you.

He took an interest in the boy?

Her chola eyebrows are distracting

Why is she still yapping? I'm sorry for your loss but this is sounding more like a romance novel...

Is she seriously going to blame Black Lives Matter for his death?

This is why every so-called "victim" of Communism deserved to die.

Dave faked his own death to escape her.

R197 She's working up to something...

Sorry for the loss of your husband lady, but this happened in Trump’s America.

Wasn't she in Paris is Burning?

I had no idea that law enforcement are the only real Americans. The things you learn

She looks like an old tired drag queen from Louisiana

Fuck! This play by play is more about her than Dave.

Isn't the woman who had her sentence commuted with the help of Kim K supposed to speak tonight? Did I miss it?

She has too much time. Could have been a decent clip but the widow is going on too long. I’ve tuned out before finding out what connection to Trump is

#TeamDave. I'm glad he escaped this insufferable harpy.

Ask your president about callous behavior, you dumb cunt.

Cunt

You are bad R208.

Come sit by me.

She's been shilling for as long as it took for George Floyd to be torture-murdered.

Oh yes r203, only them and white Christians.

It's still going on

Uncle Tom...um, Uncle Ben

YAY! Ben Carson is on!

Yay, Dr. Insano!

Herman Cain pulling a Lazarus raised!

Ambien in human form on now

So far good, he almost seems awake.

He is holding on to that paycheck as hard as he can!!!

Oh, Behave! I see, blacks are senseless, not using their intelligence and being well-behaved.

I cannot believe this man is a neurosurgeon. What happened to his own brain? I want to hear from those conjoined twins he separated...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Self-lobotomy?

Astonishing what people will do to get their 5 minutes on tv

'exploit the death of my husband?' NO Problem!

'exploit my mastectomy?' NO Problem!

'describe in detail my daughters murder?' No Problem!

Rudy’s speech...all about Antifa, rioting, looting, yada yada

Oops, "cower in the corner" that reminds me of Bunker Boy.

I hope people watching realize that a party which can't adapt a new format for their convention won't be able to do so nationally either.

“They claim President Trump is a racist. They could not be more wrong”.

And Ben has a $31,000 desk to prove it.

It should have been you, Ben.

Uncle Ben!

Biden/Harris 2020 - We Have Their Backs

Ok his major push will be "The Law and Order" candidate. Dems need to push against that hard. Very hard.

So I guess Floyd failed in his responsibility to himself. I could really hate this panderer.

Whose speech will be more rambling and crazy, Ghoulini's or Drumpf's?

This is the most animated I've ever seen Ben! What did he take?

Pro-life president except when it comes to coronavirus

depends on the drugs

r231, LMAO

Oh look, another paid staff member singing Trump's praises. How objective!

Coming soon - yet more family members singing his praises. How objective!

oh goody, this thug.

His accent sounds like a mouthfull of Boston Irish cum

Ben Carson must be a wonderful Sunday School Teacher.

Public Servant? Not so much.

Red faced alky face

I'd love to see this guy with an innocent person if no one was looking--out comes the club or the cock.

How much fear-mongering can you have??

He's squinting like he has eyes full of cum

I'm not giving anything to that Benevolent Association ever again.

If you haven't read this article, I highly recommend it.

Only cops should be able to take advantage. Let us kill these mobs.

Sneak peek of Ivanka practicing her number to introduce Daddy.

This guy can fuck right off with his fucking lies.

Fuck you copper!

Democrats gave you those health/dental benefits, salaries, and union benefits, pig.

He makes me grateful we have body cams to rely on...and I think the cops are, too.

Ooo strap it on!

Law and Order. That is the most hysterical thing to try to link with Trump. How many laws do you imagine he's broken in his life?

IL PERVERTITO!

Ahhh it lives!

I’m the former mayor of NYC, and I married my cousin.

LAW & ORDER!!!

What I should say about the article at R249 is the message is that guys like Lynch, etc. are trapped in the 1980 and refuse to even consider adapting.

buckle up - it's going to be bumpy ride! Rudy's on!

oh, shit, what the hell is THAT???

Vote Biden and you will die.

Meanwhile 170K already dead under Trump.

Elmer Fudd is speaking.

Never, ever disrupt rioting or riot during disruptions.

Trump used to be a pro choice democrat...

I didn't expect Rudy's inner Daffy to emerge; his new dental plate seemed to fit his mouth properly.

Roger Ebert's jaw is just waiting to happen to him.

Make sure your monitor/tv's Spit Screen is in place before Rudy's speech (it's difficult to wipe that slime off from the inside).

Didn't Donald want Marla to abort Tiffany?

P-P-P-Police

P-P-P-Pelosi

P-P-P-President TrumPPPPP

He has the face of a dirty old Italian priest

Trump is an opportunist r269.

He is whatever is selling at the moment and has no true convictions.

Except that he's a racist.

Pop those pees!

Lithper. He pathed.

He looks gayer than a T-Rex with those limp wrists.

He feeds on the blood of dead 9/11 victims.

I meant r267.

Doomsayer Ghouliani

Oh noes, not the suburbs.

Don't come to my Thuburb, Guilie. I

Did he finally get teeth-whitening?

Where do they get this Joe in the basement crap from?

The only thing that Trump inspires is HATE and HATERS.

I couldn't think of anything to threaten this poor bastard with that's worse than his life.

May he choke on a Lisa Beamer cinnamon roll.

[quote] RNC Night 4 continues to feature speakers who claim that the protests and violence happening in Trump's America wouldn't be happening in Trump's America.

Rudy's so ugly he froze the MSNBC feed!

MR. PRESIDENT, MAKE OUR CITIES SAFE AGAIN.

He destroyed the cities your dolt.

Rachel Maddow’s reactions are hysterical.

Wait, WE had a country to destroy? Cause, damn, bitch, we clearly were supporting the wrong candidate if that was our goal.

R283, no, unless you consider his new teeth coming from the bleached skull of cow as 'whitening'.

The Baby Llama is up next!

BIDEN IS THE NEW MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE

Cotton's neck is wider than his head. How is that possible?

Senatrice is in the house with none other than Reince Priebus!

Yes, as recently as Tuesday night R271.

Fuck off Tom Cotten.

At least he shaved off the Lincoln beard.

Wow...Did Tom Cotton use neck rings to get that kind of length? Maybe added one every month...

He better get on message--Guilie said everything was a hellscape, and now Cotton said we're safer.

How is it that these people have such insight now into the future that will happen with President Biden but didn't have the ability to see the shitshow coming down the path that consumed us at this moment?

Take and knee and open wide Tom

The oldest-looking 43-year-old I've seen.

again, all lives matter, give or take 180,000

Cotton reminds me of Eddie Deezen.

Does Joe call Jill, Mother R295?

His ears jut out that way from McConnell pushing him into his crotch so much.

Yes, but have you seen the Face of Whore? I mean Melania, of course.

Trump kept himself out of war in the 1960's too, Tom.

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

Cotton is verbatim repeating lies which were fact-checked last night. That alone should be disqualifying

Please cough tonight, Reince. Lots. And then some.

Sounds like the daughter should have lived and the parents should have taken her place.

Repubs are shameless when it comes to their lying r312.

Most of them do it without even breaking a sweat.

These Mueller people are breaking my heart. I have to take a break....

Are they going to trot out Otto Warmbier's parents as well?

Trump loves to milk tragedies for gain, and if he can kill somw people at the same time, yay!

Just once I would love for someone to come out and say "my loved one was an asshole, sure, but it is what it is"

I love how the gals on MSNBC just have all these people from the Obama/Biden administration to just refute ALL these Republican lies.

I bet they're Republicans who supported Bush and his Iraq/Afghanistan wars, leading to ISIS.

Star power! Can't wait for Moscow Mitch.

Tom Cotton is the sickest member of Congress. A complete bloodthirsty sociopath. No empathy. No shame. If he ever got elected, which he will try to do in 2024, we’d be dropping nukes on the Middle East before the first ball ends on inauguration day.

Do the Muellers know that Russia put bounties on American lives?

I'm sorry for their loss, but there is no guarantee this administration would do anything differently.

R322 You're late to the party. He's been and gone.

Bitch, bye. Not even Kayla would vote for Trump.

Tom Cotton is the other side of the coin with Buttigieg. Little Harvard boys who join the military for photo ops.

Scumbag let out a few select black prisoners to get re-elected. That'll never happen again if he gets re-elected.

Alice...no talk of a degree but you had the time. Keep it short and get off the stage, dear.

Imprisoning your body and she's supporting the anti-choice party. Your Christian faith has rendered you an idiot, lady.

Truth R328

Sorry, Alice, but Dump only saw you as a pawn in his reelection campaign.

I’m praying that tonight will be a super spreader event and wipe out half the people who attend trumps speech

Is Barron in charge of the closing fireworks display? Oh goody!

Has Trump grabbed her by the pussy?

She’s okay with spending 22 years in prison because she was destined to have Trump pardon her?

Huh?

KNIVES

I hope she goes back to prison.

These stories are important.

They are heartbreaking.

But this convention is vacuous and marking time which trivializes their pain.

Who is left? It better be Ivanka and Donald. I'm getting bored...

This is like watching the criminal lunatics run a show after wiping the staff out at the prison hospital facility.

This VO guy does infomercials.

R339 Well said. These people have tragic stories but they are being used. It is heartbreaking.

I think Dump Truck is coming up...

Good speech, Alice.

But didn't 45 pardon you because he wants some of Kim K's WAP?

These idiots could not point out Jerusalem on a map!

ORDER NOW AND GET A 2ND ONE FREE!

Daughter of Dump Truck

Elton music!

Wasn't the intro supposed to be THE HONORABLE Ivank Trump?

Soar with coronavirus

No social distancing or masks in sight. I hope they all catch the 'Rona and die.

Un-fucking-believable that this convention is so thin they have to play commercials.

Awfully low cut top. She looks like a whore.

I'm surprised she's not streaming from a Ross Dress for Less

R349 I'm thinking he didn't give permission to use the music.

WTF affected accent is this?

If anyone gets it and dies, I hope it’s Ivanka.

The People's President? What fucking people would that be???

Jowls and thighs.

Stress eating?

J for Jack-off, presumably.

President of her hymen

Oh fuck! Now she's pimping her children.

Her voice demands a punch in the face.

Jared has never seen that pussy one day in his life!

I hope DJT treasures his Lego-White House because he gonna be out of the big one, soon!

Are you in the bathroom when daddy is tweeting on the toilet, Ivanka?

every minute on that golf course, he's fighting for YOU.

TO FUCK OUR COUNTRY UP BEYOND BELIEF!!!!!!

Her face demands more than a punch.

I wouldn't mind her going first.

And strong fingers, right, Ivanka?

I hate this stupid cunt.

Here Mr President, here's a Lego White House built by Kellyanne's daughter....

tick tick tick tick............Boom!!

This woman thinks she's going to be President one day.

[quote] This abomination may be the most visible misuse of official position for private gain in America’s history. It is an abuse of the power entrusted to this man, the breach of a sacred trust. It is the civic equivalent of a mortal sin—maybe a religious one too. And it is a harbinger

Oops, she slammed her hand but can't feel it thru all the Percodan.

Trump has convictions???

Ivanka is the worst of the worst.

She is trying SO hard to be charming, my teeth hurt. The audience needs to be prompted when to applaud her.

R377, he will soon.

She talks about admiring hard work but she stole an entire collection from Azzedine Alaïa and claimed it as her own. Goose-necked, hooker.

One reason and one reason alone:

His massive fucking ego.

Is there some Dress Like A Russian Hooker competition happening simultaneously with the RNC?

I wanna see Melania vs. Ivanka in a hooker fight

R377, a lot of pending indictments

Flop sweat!!!

r374, she will have to fight with her older brother for that role.

Burn the witch

That "four more years!" chant didn't really take off, did it?

She's adopted a new voice, much stronger than in the past. She's running in 2024.

r380, good one!

She's affecting Madonna's faux-British accent.

four more years of celibacy for Jared

She's a loser and it's all too obvious she knows it.

Ivanka has probably seen every old white penis in that front row.

R389 I wonder if the insistence on having a "rally-like" live crowd will backfire.... it all seems pretty tepid.

Ivanka is easily the most beautiful Presidential child in American history.

Praying as much as a whore in church can.

LIAR

R395, and one white penis in its prime.

jesus fuck, this is just so sad and stupid. Help me help those losers with cows in Wisconsin, Ivanka!

OMG, now she had to talk about VENTILATORS!

"I've been with my father, and I've seen the pain in his eyes..."

That was his "o"-face, c'mon, Ivanka.

"never heard the word impossible, this time there's no stopping him"

Linebacker shoulders, Slavic face, whore hair

[quote] Ivanka is easily the most beautiful Presidential child in American history.

Wanna bet?

My dad, Cheezus Chrystal Meth, who sees everyone's potential.

Oh my God, is she full of shit or what?

R406, Ivanka makes Carolyn B. look like Grace Kelley

How many surgeries did it take, R397?

GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE! I WANT TO GO TO BED...

Just like Cotton, she is lying about things which were fact checked LAST NIGHT!

My father, my father, my father...stop stealing my line.

Shut about "our generation," you cunt. Our generation hates you

[quote] Is this a bad time to tell you that Jared is gay and it’s an arranged marriage? Vanky doesn’t mind one bit.

If Dump really achieved all these great things, how come he never Tweeted about it?

Crazed pussy-grabbed look.

Just like when she was twelve.

She's showing off her shoulders because Melania wore shoulder pads in her khaki outfit yesterday. Their competition never stops.

R406 And she's hardly a child ... she's post-menopause

Like this entitled cunt would know a thing about mothers in the workforce!

Now she's just pimping for applause. Get off the fucking stage!

Four years later Burlington Coat Factory wouldn't even peddle your shit

Tepid applause

lol, r406 and agreed.

Ivanka Trump is the Stepford Daughter-Wife of her Father.

She is ugly in her bigotry, ugly in her incompetence, and ugly in her soul.

Oh I bet she knows all about DJT hitting her hard

So many old white men in the audience

r415, nothing most of us didn't already suspect, but it's nice to have it confirmed.

I detest the Trumps... but really from a more objective perspective, this is a horrible speech. Delivered poorly.

Wait, isn't he trying to take away food stamps?

Lev Parnas needs to start posting on the datalounge

Nine pieces to go along with DJT's 9 digits she's familiar with

He’s going to speak for an hour, but he isn’t going to start until 10:30?

It’s sad the the law and order messaging can work on midwestern white people. We live in a very diseased country. I don’t see what our endgame is. Back and forth every 4 or 8 years?

....and I stepped, right on...the ping pong ball!!!!

Who’s the dish to the right of Jared?

TITYS

Where's Barron? Did they lock him in his room?

See, if you're unfairly jailed and a celebrity takes an interest in you, Daddy might just let you out of jail.

Kimberley isn't on the dais...so, only family, in-laws and Tiffany tonight?

Is she going to sit on DJT's lap by the end of this?

"Tom Cotton is the other side of the coin with Buttigieg. Little Harvard boys who join the military for photo ops."

Cotton is a sociopath and Pete isn't

Ghastly, r434...

This knucklehead has NO idea what she's saying; her notes probably have certain word in bold letters so she'll know where the emphasis goes.

"PEACE in the Middle EAST!!!"

Warrior who dodged the draft!

Hooker Green

Agree, R428.

I think she wrote it herself so it would stand out from all of the others. But it's choppy and begging for applause. The content gets lost in the structure.

Of course, the content is a freight train worth of horseshit.

Will they french kiss?

God, I hate that fucking pandering song!!!

ah yes, the famous stairway descent again .... how very IKONOC

Oh god, here he comes....

Melania in patriotic neon green

This reeks of General Peron

Trump has the body and limp of an East German Olympic shotputter

Melania's still claiming to have been a model with that sloth-toed walk?

Walking out at a Purity Ball

R452, Evita would never lower herself to this level.

Melania looks stunning.

The steepest stairs in history?

Is the first twat going to stand there the whole time when he speaks?

I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG!!!!!

The whore's dress is killing the color on my tv!

"Vote Republican, so you can pretend it's still the 1950's and those radical 60's never happened."

Nah, rich people actually paid high taxes in the 1950s

If I'm wrong I'll say so, but this will not help Trump. Using the WH reeks of desperation.

Oh no. There she went into the COVID pit.

Pray he goes off script tonight

He was clinging to the rail for dear life!

Maybe tonight Melania will shoot out the ping pong balls. It'll be a human rights statement on human trafficking

Orange It's sporting a new suit.

That green dress is the equivalent of sticking your forefinger down your throat. Retch-inducing.

She looks like a cunt pretending to be a hostage.

In a bad dress. What is that thing hanging on the back? A cape? Is she going to fly away?

[quote]....and I stepped, right on...the ping pong ball!!!!

Sorry.

Is Trump ill? His voice sounds nasal and flat.

The wind is testing his hair!

Trump's titties are getting bigger

I'm switching channels; let me know if the protesters can be heard outside.

Off to my happy place -- sweet, sweet TCM...

He's mentally ill r471.

Oh, he will, R465. He did the fist pump, he's leaning on the lectern for dear life and his lacefront is already lifting in the back...tonight will be one for the ages.

His jowls are fighting against what remains of his neck.

Della, I think and hope you are right.

It really feels forced and desperate.

And under-rehearsed. If they are gong to take a cheap shot, it should actually work.

That lime green is not doing First Whore any favors

Jesus, you can probably see that dress on the space station.

Only Ivanka gets called to stand.

Burn!

Your brother Robert who died from COVID

What about your niece MARY Trump? Aren't you going to wish her well?

R481 Ivanka is used to standing in front for daddy

I love my children Ivanka and the rest.

I love all my kids. But only Ivanka need stand up for applause.

No wonder this is going to take an hour. Off to a slow start.

Oh there's Barron, Damn he got tall!

Just look at this collection of sociopaths shrieking 'four more years'

But not fully clothed, R484

Mother is pissed

I feel sorry for the few masked people in the pit.

Mary Todd would smother Trump in his sleep

Dear Jesus, please send a lightening bolt.

Why is he leaning against the podium like that?

The cliche machine is stuck!

Barron is with his mom, not with his half brothers and sisters.

Why so many flags?

Andrew Jackson set into motion the Trail of Tears. Of course, Trump venerates him.

This speech is tanking.

Where is his neck?

Lincoln, FDR....he's not...comparing...himself to them???

Who wrote this drivel?

He's trying to affect Marianne Williamson's speaking style.

I PROFOUNDLY ACSHEP THISH NOMINASHUN

Rudy's flop sweat is grossing me out

Yes, he is, r501.

Yes, you ass! How long did it take for there to be enough PPE under your administration?

Oh. my.

We will defeat the virus and the pandemic?

Trump, in this analogy with FDR, you do realize you are HERBERT HOOVER, right?

Dan Rather: "Is he reading this for the first time??"

There's the pivot...it's downhill from here.

So many unmasked people crammed together like sardines!!

The wind is about to blow up his hair flap.

Shut up, you Kraut, about America's history.

He sounds like a 10-year old faking his way through a report on a book he couldn’t be bothered reading.

Well, this may be the most important election ever, but not the way he thinks,

I hope the unmasked audience "Whooo's" their germs into the air. And as they clap and clap, it wafts up, up, up to the podium and infects Trump with a fatal case of Covd-19.

He is totally stroking out.

Here it comes...

He's right that it's the most important election ever- to get his ass outta there.

Ew, he rubbed his sweat on the bimbo’s arm R505.

Is that foreplay?

Violent agitators like that Wisconsin shooter who was at his last rally!

OMG, hate so think you could cut it with a knife!

His bangs are making me nervous. Tonight of all nights is not the time to go without the Got2Be Glue Freeze Spray.

He's going full Red Scare. They're desperate.

Yay God!

Quick, someone get him some water.

The DESTROYER!

I could watch that Melania Gif all night! I thought her face was going to burn off.

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Better than a face full of Russian hooker piss like he takes

I’d like to drop a bomb on the whole lot of them.

Sorry, pardoned Alice.

Has he ever read the Constitution? It does have something to say about religion.

This lectern must be reinforced to withstand this much weight. He and Gov. DeSantis must have a running bet on who can gain the most weight.

Wouldn't it be glorious if he had a massive stroke up there right now while he was speaking?

If he uses a teleprompter he SUCKS and is BORING

If he goes off script he is STUPID

It’s rambling and unfocused.

Republicans talking about pointless endless wars! hA

Yeah, Biden is so bad you picked up the phone to Ukraine and said Help me!

Asshole.

He loves himself so much.

That’s great R523

If it was such a good life, show your taxes!

He sounds tired, bored, not understanding what he is saying

He is not giving a speech he is reciting lines badly

Lead left-side flag seems out of step and might just say "fuck it" and go rogue.

"Jump up here with me, Barron; shit's about to get real. It's okay, you can bring the matches," cooed left-side flag.

Platitudes upon platitudes. Applause

He's doing what he loves to do best, praising himself.

this is going to be long, isn't it? Almost 11 o'clock on east coast.

David Dorn did NOT support Trump

What was he talking about, "hugs...AND KISSES"??

Your climate denial will make you popular with younger generations, you cunt

I put my faith in God because the Trump Gov't is letting its citizens to die on their own

Something else we have in common r493!

I think I hear protesters' faint airhorns in the background. Only thing getting me through this.

Have these people not been watching all week? they're applauding like they've never heard these lines before.

Climate denial is going to kill ALL of us if we don't make a change soon.

He is evil incarnate.

WTF does that even mean? Pro-America immigration?

Are those Customs & Border Patrol officers in the crowd?! In there uniforms? Fuck them, truly.

Accusation of sexual abuse against Biden, r549

Another QAnon shoutout

He's so LYING about the border wall.

I know, when isn't he lying?

R559, what about sexual assault against his own daughter?

Donald Trump got re-elected to a second term tonight.

I thought he would forget about the bad hombres from south of the border.

He's either medicated or he realizes that everybody has Trump fatigue and he's trying to tone it down.

This shit is recycled propaganda from 2016. The crowd is trying to pump some excitement into this. Trump's not creating it.

His border wall is not even 1/20th complete.

He removed Frank Sinatra?

R563 No way.

It's like a roll call of the Bad News Bears

r563- Baghdad Bob

Unless they have pre-existing conditions

Bring back Junior Mint and Kim.

This guy is low energy

They should run the fact checking across the bottom of the screen.

Pulling out of the Paris Accord was TERRIBLE

Keep hoping Trumpite at r563.

Rachel Maddow will be fact checking Ivanka and Trump until 4am

"And I say very modestly ...."

This has never happened

There's the BIGGEST WHOPPER of the night! Maybe the WHOLE CONVENTION!!!

This is turning into parody now.

I eat old people’s excrement.

Borders are safe, kids in cages.

Racist POS preaching to the racist choir. Including the POC in attendance.

He should end the speech now. Really.

It makes me so happy to know that there is more coronavirus circulating there than at the Sturgis rally

Black folk strongly disagree with his claims that he's done shit for us.

Keep shouting folks and spreading those droplets! Super-spreaders gotta spread

More like this is the end of the line for him.

you know it's still weird, seeing a president say things that are kind of cliche and rather dull things about freedom and fighting tyranny and all of it, and know that this president truly doesn't believe a word of it.

His controlled, low-key delivery is exactly what the American people needed to hear. They're tired of the Democrats' wild, unpredictable policies. They crave Trump's strong, measured leadership!

Look how tightly they've packed the spectators! Covid's enjoying a BOGA* night among this crowd. Sic 'em, girl.

*Buy One, Get All.

Drone drone drone drone drone

This event has more mouth-to-ass than the Human Centipede

I just tuned in and have to ask why are there so many flags behind him?

He is slumped over the podium!

Where’s OP with new thread.

The US State Department took an old building and renovated it $500k and people are clapping. I can't imagine the intelligence weak spots that exist at this location.

How long did he have to practice saying that name correctly?

Trump repeats his ludicrous claim that he's done more for Black people than any president since Lincoln.

(LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act.) (And you can make an argument for a bunch of others, but I'm busy.)

Can anyone tell me if these tightly packed audience members are at least wearing masks? (I'm not tuning in.) Or are we certain to see a few Herman Cains in a couple of weeks?

If that WERE true, Dump would have zero support from his deplorables

Very few masks r599

R599 I saw ONE mask wearer so far.

[quote] Or are we certain to see a few Herman Cains in a couple of weeks?

maybe 9-9-9 even

Part VI