Mt. Fuji on the brink of eruption

Can't it wait until 2021?

Will it affect the suicide forest? Where will people go to off themselves?

Maybe it's a mating call to attract the meteor heading towards earth in November. It has to land somewhere.

And it plunge deep. Deep into the hot lava like a cock probing a welcoming hole. The molten liquid sprayed into the atmosphere like so much premature ejaculate.

Kaiju are sending signals. Here is their plan and how to foil it.

Why not? The more the merrier!

Link or it never happened.

'Here I come to save the day!!!"

Link as requested. It is 100 years overdue

I'm ripe for an eruption too, if you know what I mean.

R2, don’t CALL it that! Find another, more empathetic word.

What about Vesuvius? It's been napping since March 1944.

If the tiny twins invoke Mothra, she'll come to our aid, but what can she do about a volcano?

Moth-e-ra.

[quote]It is 100 years overdue

If you think that's bad, here's some info on the Yellowstone Caldera, a supervolcano...

[quote]A super-eruption would equal the force of 1,000 Hiroshima atomic bombs exploding every second.

[quote]You could fit Tokyo, the world's biggest city, in Yellowstone's super-volcanic crater.

[quote]Three super-eruptions at Yellowstone appear to have occurred on a 600,000-700,000 year cycle starting 2.1 million years ago. The most recent took place 640,000 years ago – suggesting Yellowstone is overdue for an eruption.

And don't forget the Cascadia Subduction Zone. It's going to destroy "a hundred and forty thousand square miles, including Seattle, Tacoma, Portland, Eugene, Salem (the capital city of Oregon), Olympia (the capital of Washington), and some seven million people".

And it's a question of when, not if: the zone is currently on year 320 of a 243-year cycle -- so way overdue for The Really Big One.

Is this where the space rock go up in the other hole rock and make hole rock go boom?

We need to sacrifice a virgin, for the good of the planet.

Miss Kitty, you in DANGER, gurl!

" We're on it, bitches!"

Moth-e-ra.

Great story r16, thanks for the post. Practice your tsunami evacuation plans, Pacific NW.

R15 Is there a contingency plan for Yellowstone erupting, or did Trump defund that too?

While I haven't been to the Mt. Fuji Japanese Steakhouse Restaurant in Hillburn NY in a while, I will be very saddened if it erupted.

Well, now that we know the OP is being a cunt, she fits in with everyone else.

BUT all Japan needs to do is pick up a group of 1,000 Japanese men aged 20-29 from their mother's apartments and drop them into the crater as virgin sacrifices at the first sign of an eruption.

Or we could send them Trump, but that would just be to block the cone, and I fear it would end up like a huge version of when they've blown up beached whales with dynamite. Except it would be tandoori Trump with McDonald's Secret Sauce. And no one wants to know what that would smell like over the 1,500 square-mile impact zone.

2020 is really something.