Half of the RNC's "Key Speakers" are Trumps. Twitter Explodes.

He is so SAD.

Can't even find any important people to support him.

Dear Donald,

SAD!

Reports Trump was watching the DNC religiously personally making calls for adjustments. A good drinking game for tonight will be for how many things directly lifted from the DNC.

What about me? He told me I was like family!

I just picture the whole thing being ugly and full of faux victim energy.

"I just picture the whole thing being ugly and full of faux victim energy."

Just like sex with Jared Kushner.

They're saying Trump watched every minute of the DNC, personally getting on the phone to make RNC adjustments. RNC folks have been frantically re-shooting some stuff and have even lifted the DNC style roll call.

It's going to be such an angry shit show of dumping on Bidens, son, calling Biden old (pot meet kettle) and the "Democrats" are responsible for all the riots and looting. Antifa and other conspiracy theories. He has cured Corona and HIV. Token blacks and gays. Hyperbolic nasty Trump Jr will be the meanest prick on the stage fallowed by lets all all eat cake Ivanka. "D" List celebs like Rush Limbaugh, Scott Baio and washed up Roseanne Barr and jack asses like Ted Nugent. And flags, flags, flags everywhere.

Theatrics and surprises like ICE arresting and deporting undocumented workers at the same time. Or protesters being abducted off the streets with more of his secret police.

How embarrassing for him and the GOP.

They can't get anyone of any reputation to speak. R8 perfectly describes what it's going to be like.

Any "token gay" that takes part should be shot.

I hope people outside the White House are banging and clanging and making as much noise while Trump speaks.

To be fair, this is the kind of lineup the Cult of Trump probably wants to see.

His supporters aren't "real" conservatives, so why would they want to see "real" GOP leaders speak anyway?

it's almost worth tuning into to see how atrocious Joni Ernst's hair will look

I predict Chinese made MEGA masks everywhere.

[quote]Any "token gay" that takes part should be shot.

I'll do it!

I love this - everyone who isn't on Dump's direct payroll is backing away; hell, even Lady G isn't in the lineup. #SAD

I wonder which one of Michelle Obamas speeches will Melanoma plagiarize ?

I heard Miss Lindz will be carried in on a sedan chair by 6 swarthy mins in G-strings on night 3

can't wait!

OMG. How sad.

look great to me!

[quote]Can't even find any important people to support him.

Excuse me?

Nikky Haley born Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley. *Gasp* You mean an Indian? from India?? The kind that puts the dot on the forehead????

Don't forget me - I'm available!

I'm not at all surprised - it must be incredibly difficult to get anyone to speak at this shit-show.

What I suspect too is that each of the Trumps will be paid a sizeable speaking fee that will be taken from campaign funds - they never miss an opportunity to grift.

Personally I can't wait for Melania's and Ivanka's speeches, I bet they will be very entertaining (for all the wrong reasons) even though they will have been scripted by other people. Just watching them attempt to be sincere will be hilarious. I would love Melania to go off-script and announce she's divorcing Donald, but I think she's going to wait until after he loses the election so she doesn't forfeit her fee. She clearly hates him but she loves money more.

OMG Twitter had an opinion?!! OMG THIS IS BIG NEWS!!!

The only thing worse would be if Janet Jackson was doing a performance!

[quote]What I suspect too is that each of the Trumps will be paid a sizeable speaking fee that will be taken from campaign funds - they never miss an opportunity to grift.

Spot on and well caught R23. They will earn millions from this if they can. They already know he isn't getting reelected and their grifting gravy train is about to come to an end...

No miss Lindsey?

did you notice in r18 post that everyone has to go out and speak in public with lots of people except Melania and Trump. sending everyone to the slaughter.

My God, Eric Trump's picture is a thing of nightmares. Yikes!

All his children will speak but not Barron? Wouldn't that tug at the heartstrings? Or maybe he'll stand next to his mother when she gives her speech. It's odd that he wouldn't want his youngest child to be seen at some point during the convention - you know, to bring out his 'humanity.'

What is Nikki Haley getting out of this? She would be wise to back away from the shitshow that was her time with Trump and try to pick up the pieces of her reputation. She was in good shape when she left the governorship of South Carolina. Her star was rising...

Looks like they may have had some trouble filling the rest of the slots:

PLEASE let Rudy G take the stage and speak at some point in this shitshow. Also, Ben Carson. It would be great if they could follow each other - hyper Rudy and coma-inducing Ben - a perfect tag team. And where are Mitch and Lindsey in the lineup?

Political conventions were historically great places to get laid; everyone is feeling high and powerful, the testosterone is palpable. I can't imagine staying awake for this one.

Both Rudy and Carson speak Thursday.

Maybe Herman Cain can speak as well

I'm sure Trump would love to have Putin speak at the convention it would give it that international flavor to one up the Dems.

I am surprised they just didn't have the Fox News entertainment personalities speak. I fully expected Hannity, Dobbs, Carlson, and Ingraham.

[quote] All his children will speak but not Barron? Wouldn't that tug at the heartstrings?

Yeah, sure.

All they'll get out of him is, "DUHHHH..... MAAAMAAAA.... DUHHHHH... BARRRRREEENNNNN...MAAAAA."

r27, she's using her time off to get a little work done.

Trump has no friends.

r21, according to Nazi ideology, people from India are "Aryan" and therefore count as white.

R38 Like what? Testicle rejuvenation?

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Wow! Tiffany really has the Trump look in that pic, R42. Daddy's face and the boys' wide hips.

Half Trumps, all cunts.

R41, he's getting his loose areas tightened.

There's a LOT of tightening to do.

Well, Hunter & Valerie Biden talked at DNC

[quote] Well, Hunter & Valerie Biden talked at DNC

Yes, and so did former Presidents, Secretaries of State, US Senators, US Representatives, a Speaker of the House, state Governors, Mayors, etc.

And for Trump?

NADA. ZERO. ZIP.

Fuck you and your whataboutism. Dumb cunt.

But there are plenty of "surprises" in store. **ugh** I hate to say this, but I hope the whole fucking National Mall goes up in flames after the fireworks ignite on Thursday. We'll use the wall money to cover damages when the piece of shit gets bounced out of DC.