Remembering The Men Of 'Desperate Housewives'

Carlos wasn’t in perfect shape but he looked like he threw a mean fuck.

Andrew and Zachary were the best looking to me. I loved when Zachary came back and had that beautiful head of gorgeous hair. It's a shame they didn't keep him on for longer than a few episodes each later season. Rex and Ian are a close second and then there's Carlos when he's not being an abusive money hungry tyrant, which is most of the time.

Beau Mitchoff's who played Angie's sexy son in season six has the nicest big cock!

I always liked Rex the most, but I am an Orson. Tom is good looking and passive, which is hot. Carlos never did it for me, but John the gardener was hot. Paul had good looking feature. He was smart, but he was creepy. Mike was too blue collar for my taste, but had a nice body.

Which one was horse hung?

John Rowland the gardener. Yum

I don't remember any men from that show.

I would have invited Tom, Carlos, Paul Young, and Karl to my garage for a little friendly DILF playtime, culminating in bukkake all over my face.

Ah yes, Jesse Metcalfe and his huge knockers.

R9 Marc Cherry made him get implants apparently.

Sam Page

Remember when Neil McDonough was fired from the show because he wouldn't do sex scenes? He's a Christian, you see.

That was a different show R12. Something with Virginia Madsen.

R13, Filmed sex with Virginia Madsen, I would rather be a Christian too.

Why would an actor who refuses to do sex scenes because of religion audition for Desperate Housewives?

I don't remember sex scenes on DH. Huge wine glasses, yes.

[quote] Marc Cherry made him get implants apparently.

Details, please.

That's BS. He had those moobs on Passions, too.

Jessie's udders need to be milked.

I'd suck the milk out of Jesse's udders any day.

Tom Scavo. Yum.

Richard Burgi shirtless

The guy who played Angie's son was gorgeous and he has a love cock. Beau Mitchoff.