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Mark Zuckerberg got cheeks

Damn!

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by Anonymousreply 23August 23, 2020 2:46 AM

Look at all that sunsceeen on his face. Wtf

by Anonymousreply 1August 21, 2020 8:55 PM

Marcel Marceau surfs?

by Anonymousreply 2August 21, 2020 8:57 PM

I thought it was Michael Myers looking for Jason!

by Anonymousreply 3August 21, 2020 9:00 PM

Sweet baby Jessica Christ!

by Anonymousreply 4August 21, 2020 9:03 PM

Marks butt unclothed looks like the guy's on the left in this pic. 10/10 would smash

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by Anonymousreply 5August 21, 2020 9:03 PM

Just the fact that he’s surfing is really interesting to me..he’s somewhat normal! Can you imagine that psycho dork Bill Gates doing something this normal?

by Anonymousreply 6August 21, 2020 9:04 PM

Cyborg

by Anonymousreply 7August 21, 2020 9:04 PM

The shirt tho.

by Anonymousreply 8August 21, 2020 9:05 PM

Shyborg

by Anonymousreply 9August 21, 2020 9:05 PM

Data.

by Anonymousreply 10August 21, 2020 9:06 PM

No, Lore.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 21, 2020 9:07 PM

Creep

by Anonymousreply 12August 21, 2020 9:09 PM

Isnt the point of sunscreen to rub it into the skin?

by Anonymousreply 13August 21, 2020 9:10 PM

Miiiime!

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by Anonymousreply 14August 21, 2020 9:18 PM

He looks like the school mascot from 'Community'. Jesus PETE!

by Anonymousreply 15August 21, 2020 9:24 PM

He's a fucking weirdo. It's like a mime with a Kardashian ass. There's plenty of sunscreen out there that doesn't turn your face white. I would thiknk a billionaire would have realized that by now.

by Anonymousreply 16August 21, 2020 9:27 PM

Grammar, OP, Grammar.

by Anonymousreply 17August 21, 2020 9:29 PM

[quote] Isnt the point of sunscreen to rub it into the skin?

It rubs the sunscreen on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

by Anonymousreply 18August 21, 2020 9:33 PM

[quote] Data.

[quote] No, Lore.

Send in the clones.

by Anonymousreply 19August 22, 2020 2:11 AM

This just reminds me that marrying him for his money wouldn’t even be worth it. You’d have to hang out with other aspies and do wholesome things like surf wearing sunscreen and hike in the rain and you’d have to live in Seattle and he wouldn’t let you wear stiletto heels and Alexis Carrington jewelry. I’d want a billionaire with a sense of glamor and a little excess. Like Salma Hayek’s little troll.

by Anonymousreply 20August 22, 2020 12:12 PM

r20 lol

by Anonymousreply 21August 22, 2020 4:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 22August 22, 2020 6:48 PM

Well, that hideous face kills any boner I might have rubbed looking at his admittedly plump pooter.

by Anonymousreply 23August 23, 2020 2:46 AM
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