DL fave Chrissy Metz is sleepin' single in a double reinforced bed again

How does one have set with someone who can't get her legs apart?

Nobody comes between a gal and her snack purse!

There's always the super sized vibrator with the industrial horsepower motor to comfort her on those lonely nights. She'd be lost with it and the snack purse.

He's a beard, right? He has major gay face, and I can't imagine that someone who wants to have sex with the women they date would ever date somebody who has to spend an hour rummaging through fat rolls to find her pussy when she wants to flick her bean.

This gurl gets more men than I do!

Mothers, lock up your sons!

She's a maneater!

Pon! Bring me the vibrator!

Did he dump her for being a little tubby?

Pagesix should be careful about declaring that a cow is "back on the market."

The staff could be charged with complicity.

Chrissy was just too into twinks, I couldn't compete with that.

This Is Us star Chrissy Metz splits Harold Rosenfeld in two.

Some Jews will go to great lengths to stay in the closet and spare their mothers.

Oy! I was worried about my poor boy’s spine!

Who'll be the next lucky fella?

OP, that thread title was just mean. Mean. Mean. Mean.

Rumor has it there's already another man with his sights on her...

Can you imagine a sexy night for her? Scented candles, rose petals, box (or ten) of chocolates, bag of flour, CPAP machine....

When she split with her last bf, his mom trashed her in the press.

She met him on Instagram. He slid into her DMs.

At the time we remarked that it would be easier than sliding into her panties.

My friend knows this guys brother and apparently Chrissy was a prolific farter in the sack.

Isn’t she skinny now?

No..

Maybe Chrissy should enjoy herself and play the field for a while, become a man-eater.

She doesn't even have any awards

Except from that State Fair...

Wait, wasn't she dating some dude who worked on her series, think he was a cameraman? Now she was with this guy?

There are definitely straight men who are chubby chasers, I guess people should not be shocked.

An obese female friend was dating a super hot fireman. When I first met him, I thought she was joking that he was her new BF. I assumed he was a friend from her office who came to her Christmas party. I was even more shocked when she broke up with him!

If these relationships are true, they are obviously using her as a meal ticket only to find out there's never any food left.

Have you ever parked a bicycle into an airplane hangar?

Maybe she’ll call up one of her old boyfriends. Like Colonel Sanders.

Rumor has it she was too smothering.

But does her pussy stink?

All of her stinks.

I wonder if she's ever turned up for a date on a Rascal scooter?

I know a girl who gained about 100 lbs. soon after her wedding, at her preacher husband's insistence.

They divorced after a few years and she shed the poundage.

The story that went around afterwards was that he was super insecure and didn't want her to be attractive to other men.

Weird.

Several people on the Ryan Murphy Is Remaking Gone With the Wind for Netflix thread have mentioned that she is playing either Tara or the Tarleton Quintuplets.

Maybe she will issue a statement saying she will take this time to "grow as a person."

If you have an obese hog woman fetish she is the "IT" girl.

Whatever happened to the Chrissy Fan Troll who insisted she drove straight men wild?

What does Chrissy think about the Justin Hartley marriage implosion we saw on Selling Sunset?

Chrissy’s more concerned about the possible implosion of any chair she sits on.

Does lingerie come in her size? Shammu Xtra large

There are plenty of feeders out there ready to take his place.

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When he got on top of her did his ears pop?

Justin Hartley left Chrishell for Chrissy!

love triangle

How does she wipe her ass?

With a rag on a stick, R47.

Maybe we should lay off Chrissy for awhile.

Don't you think she has enough on her plate?

R46 that's good of Chrissy to lend her support to a rape charity

World hunger is also a cause she cares deeply about.

As a favor, Justin ate her out?

She’s getting a reputation for breaking hearts.

And toilet seats.

Does Chrissy fart alot?