DL fave Jack Whitehall reveals all...

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I think he has a nice body. He's certainly more fit than 75% of men his age.

"packed on the PDA."

DM cuntery for: "he is fat."

pasty bastard

We've already seen him reveal all below the belt, and it isn't very interesting.

He was naked in the LA segment of his travel show, doing nude yoga. Rather flat ass.

he has Brit Body, but he does have a gorgeous face. He'll make pretty babies.

I think that's quite a sweet little bum, R5.

One thing I can't stand, on any man, are bird chests. You don't need be barrel chested, no, but aesthetically bird chests are so unappealing.

Mykonos. Of all places he decides to take a trip to the Greek island of the gays?

He has revealed peen as well.

I don't know who this is, but I'd definitely rest my face on his chest & abdomen. Possibly more.

I’m not sure how I feel about that girlfriend.

Yes, OP. I'm actually more keen on him than before. Not everyone likes abs.

14 posts doth not a DL fave make.

Hello, little Jack.

I'd love to plow him in the ass senseless and make him squeal like a pig in heat!!

You’re just a rack of bones covered in a thin layer of fag!