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Let's be the 2020 Republican National Convention
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| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 21, 2020 2:41 AM |
^I'll be the diversity representing our great nation--I have one with an eyepatch and a couple with vaginas.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2020 1:19 PM |
Crusty cunts on parade. Can't wait for this sideshow.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2020 1:21 PM |
[quote]I'll be the diversity representing our great nation--I have one with an eyepatch and a couple with vaginas.
Plus two have facial hair!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2020 1:30 PM |
I’d rather die than be a republican
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2020 1:33 PM |
I love that Bill Hurd is still saying "I don't know whether I'll vote for Trump". This is Beto's buddy, whose opponent in 2018 Beto refused to support.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2020 1:40 PM |
I'm Nick Sandmann's trademark shit-eating smirk. The crowd will go wild when I'm turned on!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2020 1:44 PM |
well, OP sure the fuck is a cunty troll
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2020 1:47 PM |
r6, don't you need a Native American elder to smirk at now?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2020 6:08 PM |
I’m the First Cunt, glad that it’s happening after the DNC so I can get some fresh ‘inspiration’ for my barely coherent speech from my predecessor.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2020 6:18 PM |
I hope there is a Laverne and Shirley marathon streaming somewhere out there.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 20, 2020 6:53 PM |
Nick has practiced me, his trademark shit-eating smirk, in front of his bathroom mirror (often shirtless!) so much he can turn me on like a light switch.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2020 7:10 PM |
I'm George Zimmerman. I will be the star of the convention - Scott Baio himself will introduce me.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 20, 2020 7:26 PM |
We’re the girls from Vegas. We drove here thinking we’d be able to make some easy money staying at the host hotel for the Family Values Coalition. Where is everybody?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 21, 2020 2:37 AM |
I'm all the escorts who'll be booked by Mike Pence and Lindsey Graham.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 21, 2020 2:41 AM |