Fat Whores, what was your go to breakfast cereal when you were a kid?

Waffle Crisp.

Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. They were PINK crunchberries. Now they're green, purple...yech! I won't eat that cereal anymore. Pink crunchberries looked RIGHT with the yellow cereal. Purple and Green crunchberries look gross.

I remember Count Chocula and Frankenberry. They were both awful. Pure sugar.

Kiddy crack aka Fruitloops

When I was a kid I would often have Cheerios and orange Tang for breakfast. How did astronauts not get fat drinking that artificially sweetened chemical slop?

[quote] Kiddy crack

That was mine, too.

Off brand Fruit Loops and water.

Pink Panther Flakes. Basically Frosted Flakes dyed pink with some no-doubt-carcinogenic chemical. Turned the milk pink too.

Kellogg's Raisin Bran.

Diet Coke and a cigarette.

Loved me some Fruity Pebbles. They would get soggy and you could just eat large chunks whole, like a sugary, rainbow custard.

What do skinny whores eat for breakfast besides meth and cum?

I grew up on porridge. I went to Weetos when they were good - now they are trash.

Variety packs to share with my closest friends!

Post Raisin Bran with sliced bananas and whole milk.

Something called Team in the orange box

Hated breakfast as a kid. Before school my mom would wake me up, I'd roll over and hold out my hand onto which she'd place a vitamin pill and then she'd hand me a glass of OJ to drink it down. That was her way of getting me some nourishment in the morning. LOL!

Damn! I'm just smh over the younger me. My mom was a saint.

Frosted Flakes with warm milk

My mom only occasionally bought dry, boxed cereals: Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, Captain Crunch (original), and, on rare occasions, those cereal multi-packs. I was never crazy for boxed cereals. Still not. Somebody called box cereals "dog food for humans."

I do like Grape Nuts.

Daddy's "juice"

My dad always made us eat "healthy" cereal. Though now they say no cereal is truly healthy as any kind you eat makes your blood sugar spike. Anyhow, we'd usually get Honey nut Cheerios if we really really wanted something sweet. He also wouldn't let us open more than one box at a time, so if I wanted Raisin Bran and my brother got up before me and opened the Cheerios, I was stuck eating Cheerios that week. I have fond memories of my mom sneaking us fruity pebbles every so often, ir was like a secret treat between her and me and my siblings. We would devour the whole box in one morning. I loved that

Cheerios, Chex cereals, Raisin Bran, Rice Krispies, or when my mom was generous, hot oatmeal with dates cut up in it.

Sugar Crisp

But I think I was in love with Sugar Bear more than his cereal.

(Skip to 0:55 on the attached.)

What else.....?

Captain Crunch or Corn Pops when I was very young, but by my preteen years, they were overtaken by Frosted Mini-Wheats and then later by Grape-Nuts.

Quaker Instant Oatmeal with Oreo cookies mixed in.

The trick is that you pre-dunk the Oreo cookies until they are semi-soft and let the hot oatmeal do the rest.

And viola!

You need to listen to viola music while eating this.

Classy.

She's a little pitchy, but that's okay. You're eating oatmeal with Oreos!

A double decker pun, R25? Bold choice.

Well, it started out as a simple pun, but then when I googled viola, guess what popped up?

Freakies!

We had the same selection as [R21]: Cheerios, Rice Krispies, Crispix, Raisin Bran. By the 5th child, my mother's resolve had been broken and a box of Froot Loops found its way into the cupboard. We were allowed to add a small handfull of those to a bowl of normal cereal for breakfast. Of course as children with all our peers downing gobs of sugar cereal, we thought our parents were positively puritans, though this wasn't the hill we chose to die on. Now I'm in my late 30's, gay and childless, but would absolutely enforce the same food choices my parents made.

[quote]He also wouldn't let us open more than one box at a time, so if I wanted Raisin Bran and my brother got up before me and opened the Cheerios, I was stuck eating Cheerios that week.

This made me laugh. I can just picture the disappointment knowing you had been foiled by your brother.

The cool kids with taste went for cocoa krispies (coco pops for the British kids)

I always had a weakness for Froot Loops. I later discovered, working in a greenhouse, that Freesias smell like Froot Loops. I still grow them every few years.

I always wanted Honeycomb for the little state license plates, but I liked Frootloops the best.

Honeycomb was my favourite. We had Froot Loops, Captain Crunch, Rice Krispies, and Corn Flakes. But we also ate oatmeal quite often. Any cereal we wanted to try, my mother would buy.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cereal were my favorite. I also liked Kix and HoneyComb

The list of cereals I didn't go to is shorter:

For ex. Cinnamon Toast Crunch are vile to me.

My uncle would occasionally visit and spend the night, bringing his fav Special K. Once we had shredded wheat. My mother declared all other dry cereals to be the equivalent of passing the sugar bowl.

Breakfast was homemade whole wheat bread and homemade low sugar jam. Or oatmeal with raisins and milk. Or leftover brown rice, cinnamon and milk. Or kasha and milk. Or cornmeal and milk.

I would have preferred something out of a box, but I was always served oatmeal or Cream of Wheat. I hated both.

Fried livermush on toast. Don’t think I ever had a boxed cereal while growing up.

No wonder you're all such fat whores!

I was a Frosted Flakes kid with Tony the Tiger. I had to pour the flakes, then the milk, and then put the bowl in the fridge until the flakes got soggy. Dee. Lish. Us.

Never cereal. Whole weat bread with chocolate sprinkles

That sounds hideous R42

King Vitamin. Does anybody else remember it? I loved it.

R43

Freakies. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Froot Loops

We did not have cereal as my parents dismissed them as sugar delivery vehicles.

Quaker Instant Oatmeal was as close as we got.

My grandmother used to eat Special K and so when we stayed with her, we'd get that.

Still don't really eat cereal.

Apple Jacks and Super Crisp (the one with the bear. That name is so generic I could never remember what it was called). Grandma always had Honeycomb at her house. It was often stale since we only went there every month or two so the same box lasted a long time as she didn’t eat any herself.

Peanut Butter Captain Crunch!

I sometimes had Lucky Charms for a sugary treat, but weirdly (for a kid) preferred shredded wheat and cream of wheat.

Post Oat Flakes. with a tablespoon of sugar.

Don’t judge, Canadaland gets fucken cold

Raisin Bran or Cap'n Crunch, though Mother wouldn't usually buy that. She knew I was gonna be a fatass. The whore part came later.

Flavored oatmeal during the winter. Peaches and cream was the best, but my whore sister usually got that and I got stuck with cinnamon apple.

[quote]Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. They were PINK crunchberries. Now they're green, purple...yech! I won't eat that cereal anymore. Pink crunchberries looked RIGHT with the yellow cereal. Purple and Green crunchberries look gross. I remember Count Chocula and Frankenberry. They were both awful. Pure sugar.

And you think Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries *isn't* pure sugar??

Shredded wheat, oatmeal, corn flakes, Special K.

Like others, my mother wouldn't normally buy sugary cereals except for the first week or so of summer vacation when she'd buy those variety packs. At the time I noticed there were always one or two "varieties" that didn't really exist outside of that context.

As for sugar, I heaped so much brown sugar in my oatmeal and shredded wheat that they might as well have been Freakies. Freakies was the one I wanted most. When I finally tasted Freakies I was disappointed.

The only cereal I eat now is oatmeal, and only in winter.

I thought Special K was for ladies on a diet.

and for fat whores

Cream of Wheat. It was endorsed by Judy!

It was r56. When we had Special K it meant is was time to go shopping. It was Mom's cereal. The TV commercial said something about pinching an inch. My Dad would get frisky and pinch my mother all over the place.

Fruity Pebbles, my favorite cereal as a kid. I also loved Coco Puffs.

Trix!

Silly rabbit, Tricks are for Prostitutes!

I remember King Vitamin, R44. He was a bit.....odd.

We always had Rice Krispies in the cereal cupboard. After a trip to the market, there were probably ten different kinds of breakfast cereal. Seriously, that was breakfast for my entire childhood -- cereal with milk. Pancakes, waffles, eggs, etc. were something we saw on TV.

Grape Nuts was for Dad. Raisin Bran was Mom's. Cheerios and Rice Krispies were stand-bys for when we ran out of other stuff. As I wrote above, Post Oat Flakes were my go-to. But we regularly had stashes of Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops, Sugar Frosted Flakes, Life, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops, Super Sugar Crisp, Golden Grahams, Lucky Charms, Honeycomb, Quisp/Quake (I even voted to keep Quisp when they had a contest about which one to keep), and -- way in the back where it was unreachable by small arms -- a lonely box of, probably expired, Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

I had paradoxical taste as a kid. I either had Frosted Flakes or I’d binge on the old folks cereals, like Grape Nuts (LOVED it), Bran Flakes, or that twiggy All Bran. I was a weird kid.

I wasn’t a fan of the typical kid cereals my siblings loved (Fruit Loops, Cocoa Pebbles, Honeycomb, etc) EXCEPT on those very rare occasions my mother bought the individual multi-packs with the tiny boxes. They were hella expensive and I can count on one hand the number of times we had those.

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch and Quisp. Do they even make Quisp anymore?

Quisp is available from Amazon at an absurd price.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My god, I luuuuuuved it!

^^^ That looks more like wild rice on toast than chocolate sprinkles.

^^ …@ r45, that is.

I was pretty addicted to Smacks, too.

I liked Lucky Charms but my mom actually wanted us to eat healthy so we only had that once.

Peanut butter Cap'n Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles and Apple Jacks were my favorites. My mom liked Raisin Bran, so we usually had a box of that in the pantry. I hated the cereals that had those marshmallow pieces in them (Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms). The marshmallows were chalky when they were dry and became slimy in milk. Yuck.

I liked the original version of Special K better than the larger, “crispier” flakes that they sell now. They were smaller, cup-shaped flakes and they tasted better.

And, while I’m at it, it’s Smokey [italic] the [/italic] Bear. Not Smokey Bear. I learned the song when I was a kid: “Smokey, the Bear, Smokey, the Bear, howlin' and a-growlin’ and a-sniffin’ the air. He can spot a fire before it starts to flame. That’s why they call him Smokey, that was how he got his name.”

Did any of you as for certain cereal brands for whatever toy came with it?

Yes, Freakies had a massive marketing campaign with Freakmobiles, Freakies rubber figurines, Freakies magnets, Freakies patches, Freakies comic books and even a drawing for a Corvette.

Ditto on King Vitamin. Also loved Honey Comb, Crispy Wheats n Raisins. Oddly enough, Rice Chex, too. Cookie Crisp. Minute Oats and Cream of Wheat in winter.

Kaboom. It made my poop green.

Frosted Flakes.

I liked to pretend they were more healthful than Capt Crunch with Crunchberries.

Crunchberries are loaded with antioxidants. They’re a real superfood.

Captain Crunch

Our mom trended usually towards making us get what I used to call the "Euell Gibbons" more natural-type bran and oat cold cereals. The closest I could ever beg successfully enough to get some of the "cooler" stuff as a little kid, was if I ever convinced her to purchase an occasional box of Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops or Cap'n Crunch.

I tried Cocoa Pebbles once because it was supposed to turn your milk chocolaty. But they were gross.